There is an Exxon gas station that I go to.
I went inside to buy a soda and a bar of chocolate.
The cashier tells me that my Lexus looks very nice. I thanked her.
She then says to me, "Do they really park by itself?"
Me: "............NO. Its just some dumb marketing campaign."
Girl: "Oh......I thought they really do park by itself."
Cute AND Dumb.....perfect!!!
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