He is gonna need A LOT of FRENCH DRESSING while recovering !!!
Get the bottles on the way !!!
Good luck Robert get well soon
He is gonna need A LOT of FRENCH DRESSING while recovering !!!
Get the bottles on the way !!!
Good luck Robert get well soon
Helping the 3rd world economy, one chica at a time !!!
Just read this, glad to hear all will eventually be ok, as the others have said, wish you a speedy recovery.
Take care.
Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?
George Gershwin
Dammit!! I keep having friends that buy motorcycles and ride them when they're drinking. YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!
And getting hammered and getting on a motorcycle is pure suicidal.
And, as Robert now knows, you don't even have to be moving to really fuck yourself up.
He's gonna be feeling a little sore for a few weeks.
I'm relieved to hear that Robert is OK (more or less) and I wish him godspeed in his recovery.
If you think it's love try not paying in the morning..
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Get Well Soon Roberto!
It's always happy hour somewhere in the world...
You gotta think up a better excuse for that accident......you will likely bring out the nursing desires of young Hatiannas to take care of you while you mend!!
As earlier predicted and confirmed by Weyland, the silly twat did incur his injuries as expected. He obvioulsy failed to listen to the 'how to do a drunken dismount' section of his moto lessons. To his defence he is claiming that his Haitiana pillion passenger added to his unbalanced condition.
Despite his shattered collar bone and broken rib he still managed to get into bed and had the Haitiana sit on his face for a session until he passed out. Maybe she did the damage
Anyway he's in good spirits but laughing hurts him.....a lot
balcoach,BigLongBeach,brovo35,Coolie High,Count,daddyooo,davemaryland,deezl,Dr World,drdreamer,ezsmile,gdogg,gulfmariner,hugrad95a,Irie,JB1393,JD426,jonblaze,KoKi9290,longhairdontcare,Maretti,michel3275,Mr. Smooth,MrHappy,MyTio,Nakom,philly519,rahsta,Redline,ROVER,Rubicon,Sidney,Skynyrd,snoozer,SrSuerte,tarzan,Tiger,TNT72,vewdew,whynotme,wrgold,XXX,yayow,Young Hero
Laughter is really good for him right now......so are these 2 volunteer nurses
balcoach,Barry427,BigLongBeach,brovo35,Coolie High,Count,daddyooo,davemaryland,deezl,Dr World,drdreamer,ezsmile,gdogg,Hunter,Irie,JD426,jonblaze,longhairdontcare,Maretti,michel3275,Mr. Smooth,MrHappy,MyTio,Nakom,philly519,rahsta,Rubicon,Sidney,snoozer,tarzan,Tiger,TNT72,vewdew,whynotme,wrgold,XXX,yayow,Young Hero
I did suggest mouth to dick resuscitation was good therapy
But all the fat fuck wanted was food.
I had to remind him of course that along with only being able to eat with his left hand he now could only wipe his arse with this hand too, although the volunteer nurses would assist
balcoach,Barry427,BigLongBeach,brovo35,Coolie High,Count,daddyooo,davemaryland,deezl,Dr World,ezsmile,gdogg,gulfmariner,hugrad95a,Irie,JB1393,JD426,jonblaze,longhairdontcare,Maretti,michel3275,Mr. Smooth,MrHappy,Nakom,philly519,rahsta,Rubicon,Sidney,snoozer,SrSuerte,tarzan,Tiger,TNT72,vewdew,whynotme,yayow,Young Hero
Nice to see robert in good spirits , maybe he can trade his turbo moto for one of these
You can't shake a hooker tree and expect housewives to fall out !!!!!
Get well soon you lecherous bastard! Who knows what kind of shit could happen on the streets if the young Haitiana population has to suffer through magic elixir withdrawal.
Someone get a hold of VP and have him call Ruby to let her know what happened!
An experienced drunk trips, falls and ends up like this.
An inexperienced drunk trips, falls and ends up like this.
I'm just sayin, practice makes perfect!!
I really like those nurses.....hmmmmm......maybe I'l cut his grass for him when I'm down next week while he mends.....
you only live once, but if you live it right once is enough
On the bright side of all this, with that plate in your collarbone you can look forward to a wrist up your ass everytime you fly for the rest of your life.
Hahahahahahah....................
Seriously - get well soon buddy.
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