Stick a 2000 peso bill to your forehead. That's all the clothing you will need.
Stick a 2000 peso bill to your forehead. That's all the clothing you will need.
Enjoy it while you can.
This is true for the so-called newer mongers...
This ime is only moderately so for more seasoned guys... if you have the entire package; then it makes the girls want to be with you... precio no importa; pago lo que pago... and they will make up a story to their friends to save face later...
Why you old metrosexual you!
I just try to remember when it comes to underwear, yellow spot in front and brown spot in back! Everything else just falls into place. Wearing knee high white tube socks underneath your sandals says that you mean business. When you waltz into a club in Sosua like that, without a care in the world, it just screams "Chica magnet" and you will have no problems.
Oh...don't forget to splash on the Brut. Drives the ladies wild! That is if you have a cheap charlie family that gets you that for a stocking stuffer every freaking Christmas!
If you think it's love try not paying in the morning..
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
Thats Latinas anywhere...I love it going to the airport. Like you have on 6" stilettos, skin tight jeans & a top that has less material than a head bandana to sit for 4 hrs on a flight just to impress someone on the other side...so you can only imagine when they go out at night.
It's always happy hour somewhere in the world...
Some of the "outfits" on the NYC to Santiago Flights really are absolutely Hysterical...
Even the Mommies with 2 kids, will have that ASS wrapped so tight, you cant help but stare at them.. and them titties just all over the place bouncing while they are trying to keep their Carry on stuff & bags together , they are always so Frazzled, esp with kids in tow... LOL
.. its so much fun watching it sometimes.. it amps you up for the Flight down. for sure.
You should see them on the cruise ships as well. They all get together and are usually 'distinctively' dressed from the rest of the passengers.
I once spent 3 hours in Rhumba with my dick hanging out and no-one noticed.
I even tried the stick a 2000 peso note thing on the head
It kept falling off.
Dress code? I never new of one except for no hats in Classicos... None the less I will wear jeans (fitted/loose) with anice shirt on most nights... On Henny nights I have been known to wear shorts a T and sneakers. The sneakers help me stay on top the chairs I stand on while partying hard. VP Chill, I owe you brother as the last time I was there I was there to play ball. This time the party will be in full E-F-F-E-C-T!
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