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[MrHappy]

Why no men? quanto Espanol es necessario?

Los Llanos is a very small town located due north from San Pedro in the middle of nowhere, and is completely surrounded by cane fields.

There is no industry or employment base at all, so there is no way for the men of the town to earn a living. Therefore, they all go to the city for work.

Transportation is too expensive, so most of them come home once every two weeks or so.

The result? A bunch of women that are about as friendly as you'll find in the country. Sit down in the town square on a Sat. or Sun Afternoon, and they'll start showing up in minutes.

And, since they ain't got no men, they're not getting any "you know what" either, so they are quite eager to get ahold of a man that can take care of that.

You definitely need to know Spanish, you're not going to find any English speakers out there.