Tell them you are going to attend Weyland's funeral which will last two weeks, Haitian style.
Tell them you are going to attend Weyland's funeral which will last two weeks, Haitian style.
Just tell them that at Playa Chiquita Casino they started to add four Queens into each blackjack deck BTW, this would bring tourists to North Coast
‘Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all’
You got laid off....... That's your excuse...Unless you have a kid to take care of or an ex wife to keep out of your business, then you do not need an excuse dude.
The excuse that I always tell everyone when I'm headed down is.....
I feel like fucking a beautiful woman in her late teens or early twenties.
Everyone always understands!!
Gdogg hit on the nail!! That's what I use too: "yea I just came from Bangkok, yep I was there with my two friends from Toronto, shit looked exactly like Hangover 2 for real!!" oh and the Philippines "nah I travelled alone but meet up with my Philippino friend, Jose, for the second time, he lives on Luzon Island about two hours north of the capital of the country Manilla, I travel a lot I'm all over the place" Luzon Island lol I get mesmerized looks!
My two T-dot friends were the Homey Kev and Whynotme and I do have a Philippino friend named Jose but he lives in LA now!! lol And Luzon Island is not far from Angeles City. Every curious George would get that same version!! And when they wonder too much I tell them "you only live once" and just walk away!
If you just got laid off, you got bigger problems then coming up with something to say so that nobody gets too curious about your real reason for going.
If you are single, then nobody is paying your bills or making your bed. No explanation is necessary, at least specifics. I tell my family who want to know, what country, when I'm leaving, when I'm coming back. No need to say anything more.
If it's co-workers, hey, you just got laid off. They ain't your co-workers anymore. You don't need to come up with some elaborate explanation. If there is a couple of guys you are cool with, then maybe let them know whats up but otherwise, fuck em.
If you are feeling down and out because of your current situation, Sosua will get you well. Take the medicine that will be offered to you and you will be feeling real good in no time!
There ya go! I sulked for a while after I left my job. Snapped out of it and headed to the D.R.. The trip wasn't long enough, so I added about two more weeks. Ended up staying a month. Funk over. Wasn't caring about ex coworkers, friends, family, The Hawks (basketball season, lol), chicas back home, nothing. Just remembered to go online and pay bills, and that was it!
im not too upset, to be honest i thought i would have been one of the first casualties but somehow stuck around for a while. i got really good experience and good company on my resume. Plus i got a decent severance with along of my savings i wont be affected for a while. Well depends on how bad i get raped on these airfares to POP lol.
Thanks for the advice, i guess i was just overthinking it a bit and i can just tell the truth and leave out the pay to play part.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
back in the 80's my coworkers always wanted to know where I was going on vacation........
so it didn't take long for me to figure out to tell them nothing........cause loose lips sinks ships..........
though I do have one Buddy that goes to the DR regularly and his line is "the Casinos"
I think the reasoning (not excuse) I gave friends/family/co-workers for going to DR first couple times was that I got a ridiculously good deal and it's cheaper to stay there than it is to stay at any beach destination in the US.
No one ever batted an eye when I said I was going to the DR (except for one of my Dominican friends, but he goes home for reasons other than 'visiting family' anyway. LOL).
I don't think any excuse is necessary to go spend some time decompressing on the beach on a Caribbean island.
You might need to get a little more creative in your reasoning when you're on your third trip later this year, though.
If you think it's love try not paying in the morning..
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
i prefer to lie to everyone.
i tell them i'm going to sosua to fuck hookers and get drunk everyday on the beach.
that way no one will really know i'm a romance traveller.
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