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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

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    You guys could hit it perfect if the new mega disco high caribe is open when you get to Sosua .......sweet timing...
    What is this? Is there a thread on it?

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

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    What is this? Is there a thread on it?
    http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...aribbean-Disco

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

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    What is this? Is there a thread on it?
    There is a thread on everything.



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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

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    That was and is the favorite part for me! Me and Moshy2k talk just about everyday after meeting on a trip over 10 years ago!
    Not to sidetrack but Hemp, you back for a minute?

    It's been a while....welcome back.
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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by greydread View Post
    Not to sidetrack but Hemp, you back for a minute?

    It's been a while....welcome back.


    and Seville popped in as well today
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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

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    and Seville popped in as well today
    Real ISOC'ers may move on but they never really move away.

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmydr View Post
    There is a thread on everything.
    I remember somebody started a thread about what cologne to wear to impress the Dominican Ho's.

    I didn't log on for about 6 months after that.

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

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    There were no simps either to get in the way.
    check and mate!
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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by greydread View Post
    I remember somebody started a thread about what cologne to wear to impress the Dominican Ho's.

    I didn't log on for about 6 months after that.
    They love the smell of stupid.

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by Modiddly View Post
    I have been sort of pre-gaming on tagged to A. get a feel for the girls there. and B. work on my Spanish. It definitely helps because the Spanish they speak is slightly different than the traditional Spanish that I was taught. Also, the girls seem, I don't know how to say this without being rude, but not so bright......lol. At least the ones I have been talking too.
    Dude... they're dumb as rocks.
    If you think it's love try not paying in the morning..

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by greydread View Post
    I remember somebody started a thread about what cologne to wear to impress the Dominican Ho's.

    I didn't log on for about 6 months after that.
    I'm looking for a cologne that smells like money. That ought to work everywhere....
    I'm still "Just A Lurker."

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

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    Dude... they're dumb as rocks.
    They're still trying to figure out what part of Nueva Yol Colorado is in.

    They only consider what is right in front of them in that moment.

    If they don't understand, they scrunch up their noses a couple times and move on to the next thing.

    If they think you are off to see another Woman they will try to suck all the ammunition out of your gun.

    They will fuck 10 guys a day and demand that you belong only to them. ("Es mi trabajo!")

    They will give out Punani on credit.

    They somehow know exactly when your plane touches down at SDQ and your Dom. cell will start blowing up before you clear customs.

    They have no concept of time.

    They treat make-up like every night is Halloween.

    When they dance with you, you are only a prop. Don't take it personal. You could literally stand still on the dance floor and they'd never notice.

    When all other options are exhausted they will follow you through a burning building.

    They are not Putas. Nothing will ever be their fault.

    Their mere presence commands propina.

    They will ask you for taxi fare to go see their next trick.

    Regardless of your Spanish fluency, they will fail to understand anything they don't want to hear.

    Imagine a 5 year old trapped in the body of a 20 year old....you have just imagined the typical Dominican Woman.

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Classic Grey

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by greydread View Post
    They're still trying to figure out what part of Nueva Yol Colorado is in.

    They only consider what is right in front of them in that moment.

    If they don't understand, they scrunch up their noses a couple times and move on to the next thing.

    If they think you are off to see another Woman they will try to suck all the ammunition out of your gun.

    They will fuck 10 guys a day and demand that you belong only to them. ("Es mi trabajo!")

    They will give out Punani on credit.

    They somehow know exactly when your plane touches down at SDQ and your Dom. cell will start blowing up before you clear customs.

    They have no concept of time.

    They treat make-up like every night is Halloween.

    When they dance with you, you are only a prop. Don't take it personal. You could literally stand still on the dance floor and they'd never notice.

    When all other options are exhausted they will follow you through a burning building.

    They are not Putas. Nothing will ever be their fault.

    Their mere presence commands propina.

    They will ask you for taxi fare to go see their next trick.

    Regardless of your Spanish fluency, they will fail to understand anything they don't want to hear.

    Imagine a 5 year old trapped in the body of a 20 year old....you have just imagined the typical Dominican Woman.
    In my few online conversations with them. I agree with all of this! lol, I've already been asked to send money multiple times!

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

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    Classic Grey
    Dude's all fired up today!

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    To be fair though, probably 50% to 60% of the profiles are males in disguise....

    Quote Originally Posted by Modiddly View Post
    In my few online conversations with them. I agree with all of this! lol, I've already been asked to send money multiple times!

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by Modiddly View Post
    In my few online conversations with them. I agree with all of this! lol, I've already been asked to send money multiple times!
    Quote Originally Posted by distantvoyeur View Post
    To be fair though, probably 50% to 60% of the profiles are males in disguise....
    They all know the script on "como ganar cualto de los gringos" ...

    I'd say they all knew "the playbook," if I thought they could read.

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    Classic Grey
    He is on FIRE!

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by greydread View Post
    They're still trying to figure out what part of Nueva Yol Colorado is in.

    They only consider what is right in front of them in that moment.

    If they don't understand, they scrunch up their noses a couple times and move on to the next thing.

    If they think you are off to see another Woman they will try to suck all the ammunition out of your gun.

    They will fuck 10 guys a day and demand that you belong only to them. ("Es mi trabajo!")

    They will give out Punani on credit.

    They somehow know exactly when your plane touches down at SDQ and your Dom. cell will start blowing up before you clear customs.

    They have no concept of time.

    They treat make-up like every night is Halloween.

    When they dance with you, you are only a prop. Don't take it personal. You could literally stand still on the dance floor and they'd never notice.

    When all other options are exhausted they will follow you through a burning building.

    They are not Putas. Nothing will ever be their fault.

    Their mere presence commands propina.

    They will ask you for taxi fare to go see their next trick.

    Regardless of your Spanish fluency, they will fail to understand anything they don't want to hear.

    Imagine a 5 year old trapped in the body of a 20 year old....you have just imagined the typical Dominican Woman.
    And yet, there is an army of dumbass guys that marry them

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    Re: 04/2017 - New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    They all know the script on "como ganar cualto de los gringos" ...

    I'd say they all knew "the playbook," if I thought they could read.

    Or spell.


    Japiewer...............





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