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04-30-2006, 12:11 AM
There?s a hard core group of smokers who have tried everything to quit. But they can?t. Death is simply not enough incentive for them.
Meanwhile, more and more people refuse to have any kind of relationship with those who smoke.
Thus smokers have an ever shrinking pool of people to have relationships with, as smokers tend to die off.
Meanwhile, there?s a separate pool of people who aren?t getting enough sex. Especially oral sex.
It occurs to me that maybe there is a mutually beneficial solution here.
Link cessation of smoking to sex.
Here?s the proposal.
First, there must be an agreement between two people to implement the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex Program. They would partner to help each other in the cessation of smoking.
The agreement would be for every cigarette that person does not smoke, that person will perform oral sex on his or her partner.
Let us assume that it takes 4 minutes to smoke a cigarette. The smoker starts the program smoking 20 cigarettes per day?or about 80 minutes of the day is spent in smoking.
If that person cut 5 cigarettes a day the first week and transferred that time to oral sex, his or her partner would receive 20 minutes of oral sex per day.
At total cessation of smoking 20 cigarettes per day, the smoker would be giving his or her partner 80 minutes of oral sex per day.
What would you rather do inhale death 80 minutes per day, or engage in erotic behavior 80 minutes per day?
There are some possible variations on this.
For example, take a female smoker who wants to quit, and her partner is not a smoker: She could have perform the requested sex act 2 minutes for every cigarette he avoids, and have her partner perform her request sex act for 2 minutes for each cigarette she avoids smoking.
Or let?s assume a male smoker with a partner who does not smoke. Same split 2 minutes of whatever for each cigarette avoided per day.
Those who do not smoke, and would like to help smokers quit, could take a proactive role in helping smokers quit through adopting this program.
Say, you are interested in someone, but you don?t smoke, and that person does. Rather than blow them off because they are a smoker, offer to assist them in ceasing to smoke.
You ask them, would you like to participate in the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex program?
You explain, that besides not smoking in your presence, you will perform a sex act on them for 2 to 4 minutes per day for each cigarette they avoid.
Or you could ask them to perform a sex act on you for 4 minutes per cigarette per day they avoid.
Whichever works for you and them.
You might even be able to work something out in your work place.
First you find a workmate who will agree to help you by being you partner in the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex program. Instead of a smoking break, you take a sex break with your Smoking Cessation partner. Instead of designated smoking areas, businesses would soon have to designate smoking cessation areas. Actually since not smoking is already permitted in most work places, and few if any have bans on sex, this would work.
Just imagine the possibilities here. First off, I would strongly suspect that the amount of smoking going on would rapidly decline, in direct proportion to the amount of sex increasing.
For those non-smokers, think of all the lives you could save by offering to divert smoker?s sticking cigarettes in their mouths to using that oral fixation on your body?
Besides reducing cancer rates, heart attack rates and all the other medical benefits, just imagine how many more happy people there would be.
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Meanwhile, more and more people refuse to have any kind of relationship with those who smoke.
Thus smokers have an ever shrinking pool of people to have relationships with, as smokers tend to die off.
Meanwhile, there?s a separate pool of people who aren?t getting enough sex. Especially oral sex.
It occurs to me that maybe there is a mutually beneficial solution here.
Link cessation of smoking to sex.
Here?s the proposal.
First, there must be an agreement between two people to implement the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex Program. They would partner to help each other in the cessation of smoking.
The agreement would be for every cigarette that person does not smoke, that person will perform oral sex on his or her partner.
Let us assume that it takes 4 minutes to smoke a cigarette. The smoker starts the program smoking 20 cigarettes per day?or about 80 minutes of the day is spent in smoking.
If that person cut 5 cigarettes a day the first week and transferred that time to oral sex, his or her partner would receive 20 minutes of oral sex per day.
At total cessation of smoking 20 cigarettes per day, the smoker would be giving his or her partner 80 minutes of oral sex per day.
What would you rather do inhale death 80 minutes per day, or engage in erotic behavior 80 minutes per day?
There are some possible variations on this.
For example, take a female smoker who wants to quit, and her partner is not a smoker: She could have perform the requested sex act 2 minutes for every cigarette he avoids, and have her partner perform her request sex act for 2 minutes for each cigarette she avoids smoking.
Or let?s assume a male smoker with a partner who does not smoke. Same split 2 minutes of whatever for each cigarette avoided per day.
Those who do not smoke, and would like to help smokers quit, could take a proactive role in helping smokers quit through adopting this program.
Say, you are interested in someone, but you don?t smoke, and that person does. Rather than blow them off because they are a smoker, offer to assist them in ceasing to smoke.
You ask them, would you like to participate in the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex program?
You explain, that besides not smoking in your presence, you will perform a sex act on them for 2 to 4 minutes per day for each cigarette they avoid.
Or you could ask them to perform a sex act on you for 4 minutes per cigarette per day they avoid.
Whichever works for you and them.
You might even be able to work something out in your work place.
First you find a workmate who will agree to help you by being you partner in the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex program. Instead of a smoking break, you take a sex break with your Smoking Cessation partner. Instead of designated smoking areas, businesses would soon have to designate smoking cessation areas. Actually since not smoking is already permitted in most work places, and few if any have bans on sex, this would work.
Just imagine the possibilities here. First off, I would strongly suspect that the amount of smoking going on would rapidly decline, in direct proportion to the amount of sex increasing.
For those non-smokers, think of all the lives you could save by offering to divert smoker?s sticking cigarettes in their mouths to using that oral fixation on your body?
Besides reducing cancer rates, heart attack rates and all the other medical benefits, just imagine how many more happy people there would be.
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