NewsWhore
05-13-2006, 07:10 PM
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their
physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised
to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long,
oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's
hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the
doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for
your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one
arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub,
she had to manage as best she could."
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A guy took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled
off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said,
"My mother told me to say no to everything."
"Well," he said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"
"No," the girl replied.
"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?"
"N-n-no," the girl stammered.
"You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lot of fun
if you're on the level about this, and follow your mother's
advice."
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old
buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said
to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."The mother
replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat
will warm them up." So the daughter did,and her hands
warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with
her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll
warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy
with the Daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm
up." He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with
the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with
her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever
heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says,
"Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter replies,
"Well, they sure make one heck of a mess when they
defrost!"
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physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised
to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long,
oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's
hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the
doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for
your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one
arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub,
she had to manage as best she could."
========================================
A guy took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled
off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said,
"My mother told me to say no to everything."
"Well," he said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"
"No," the girl replied.
"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?"
"N-n-no," the girl stammered.
"You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lot of fun
if you're on the level about this, and follow your mother's
advice."
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old
buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said
to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."The mother
replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat
will warm them up." So the daughter did,and her hands
warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with
her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll
warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy
with the Daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm
up." He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with
the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with
her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever
heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says,
"Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter replies,
"Well, they sure make one heck of a mess when they
defrost!"
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