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05-14-2006, 10:10 PM
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a
small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and can be
turned to tighten up her skin and produce the affect of a brand new
face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." > >> >>
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and
vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the
results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't
get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said,
"Those aren't bags,
those are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the
goatee.
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A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother,
"Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their
age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't
talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired
off another question,
"Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded,
"Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't
want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off
at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend
about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at
your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card
from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old
you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked,
"Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how
much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy
got a divorce.
You got an 'F' in sex...."
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The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a
small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and can be
turned to tighten up her skin and produce the affect of a brand new
face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." > >> >>
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and
vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the
results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't
get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said,
"Those aren't bags,
those are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the
goatee.
========================================
A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother,
"Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their
age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't
talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired
off another question,
"Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded,
"Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't
want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off
at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend
about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at
your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card
from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old
you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked,
"Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how
much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy
got a divorce.
You got an 'F' in sex...."
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