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Coolhand
10-27-2004, 11:45 PM
Prepare to read some really wild shit due to my time I will be reporting my adventures over the next few days on my trip from OCT 15-24 PREPARE YOURSELF BITCHES
Jimmydr
10-28-2004, 09:18 AM
Prepare to read some really wild shit due to the my time I will be reporting my adventures over the next few days on my trip from OCT 15-24 PREPARE YOURSELF BITCHES
Welcome aboard, I remember you :D
knotty
10-28-2004, 01:39 PM
can't wait to read it. My eyes is wide open :shock:
psriches
10-28-2004, 02:01 PM
Can't wait! I arrived towards the end of his trip but we got a chance to hang out for a minute. My man Cool Hand put it down!!
Coolhand
10-29-2004, 04:12 PM
I have started my report in Boca Chica so feel free to read how I put the Pimp hand down on them Bitches.
Prepare to read some really wild shit due to the my time I will be reporting my adventures over the next few days on my trip from OCT 15-24 PREPARE YOURSELF BITCHES
Well now that is just not right...
I consider myself more of a reinaissance man than a beyotch...
LOL.
I have started my report in Boca Chica so feel free to read how I put the Pimp hand down on them Bitches.
I think we have a Rick James reincarnation here.
:shock:
psriches
10-29-2004, 06:57 PM
Cool Hand is a hoe slayer with a heart for these chicas. Just like me! Hey wsj! Can't wait to see the hand pics..........
gdogg
10-29-2004, 08:20 PM
Cool Hand is a hoe slayer with a heart for these chicas. Just like me! Hey wsj! Can't wait to see the hand pics..........
Thanks for clarifying. I was scared I was going to see pictures with bruised and bloody chicas! :shock:
WHere's Cool Hand from? He could be a neighbor.
psriches
10-29-2004, 09:25 PM
North Carolina.......
Cool Hand is a hoe slayer with a heart for these chicas. Just like me! Hey wsj! Can't wait to see the hand pics..........
Ask and ye shall receive...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/wsj3/ElManoatLaPassion.jpg
I am working on the pics from our Crystal trip but I have to edit out your face...
I am not going to run for public office anytime soon and my brother has too many incriminating pics of me anyway, but there is no reason that you shouldn't run for President.
LOL.
Dark Knight
10-30-2004, 11:58 AM
WSJ at Crystals.
WSJ saying fuck it I'm paying the high price.
This should be good!!!!!
Looking forward to pics.
(still mad at myself for not paying for a certain crystals chica in Sept)
WSJ at Crystals.
WSJ saying fuck it I'm paying the high price.
This should be good!!!!!
Looking forward to pics.
(still mad at myself for not paying for a certain crystals chica in Sept)
Here is a preview of the Crystals adventure...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/jabojones3/ChicasoutsideofCrystals.jpg
There are more pics in the Crystal Posse Thread.
Enjoy
psriches
10-30-2004, 02:23 PM
ya gotta check out across the street before ya hit up christals..... fa real! this one was very tasty indeed..
gdogg
10-30-2004, 02:36 PM
ya gotta check out across the street before ya hit up christals..... fa real! this one was very tasty indeed..
Across the street is off da hook!! Fine chicas and that slamming pork sandwich stand!!
knotty
10-30-2004, 04:50 PM
U messing me up here. Why I gotta wait so long. Need to make a trip to the strip club tonight. I'll have my dominican fix.
gdogg
10-30-2004, 10:07 PM
She was fine! Never got a chance to get back at her either. THere's gonna be a lot of make up boning next trip!
:twisted:
She was fine! Never got a chance to get back at her either. THere's gonna be a lot of make up boning next trip!
:twisted:
Dude ask psriches...this chica was going to take me in the woods and suck me off while the guys were waiting for 1000DR...I believe that she would have done it for 500DR.
gdogg
10-30-2004, 11:20 PM
Dude ask psriches...this chica was going to take me in the woods and suck me off while the guys were waiting for 1000DR...I believe that she would have done it for 500DR.
That's some good info to know. That girl was fine...just couldn't fit her into the schedule.
Dude ask psriches...this chica was going to take me in the woods and suck me off while the guys were waiting for 1000DR...I believe that she would have done it for 500DR.
That's some good info to know. That girl was fine...just couldn't fit her into the schedule.
I feel your pain...that is why I have to hit DR again in January so that I can pick up where I left off.
gdogg
10-30-2004, 11:23 PM
Do you know what day you're getting there yet? Hopefully, I'll register for classes that don't start until the end of the week. That way, I can probably stay until the 12th or so.
Do you know what day you're getting there yet? Hopefully, I'll register for classes that don't start until the end of the week. That way, I can probably stay until the 12th or so.
Nah I wont know until after I register for the January 2005 semester and I am not going to do that until around December 15th.
gdogg
10-30-2004, 11:40 PM
Doesn't matter, I'm sure we'll cross paths for at least one day! I may want to borrow the Catholic Girl Outfit, so be sure to take it back out of the trunk. I'm sicker than you now!!
:twisted:
psriches
10-30-2004, 11:46 PM
She was fine! Never got a chance to get back at her either. THere's gonna be a lot of make up boning next trip!
:twisted:
Dude ask psriches...this chica was going to take me in the woods and suck me off while the guys were waiting for 1000DR...I believe that she would have done it for 500DR.as a matter of fact, when you walked off, she shouted out 700dr...
She was fine! Never got a chance to get back at her either. THere's gonna be a lot of make up boning next trip!
:twisted:
Dude ask psriches...this chica was going to take me in the woods and suck me off while the guys were waiting for 1000DR...I believe that she would have done it for 500DR.as a matter of fact, when you walked off, she shouted out 700dr...
ROTFLMAO
psriches
10-31-2004, 12:07 AM
and she was the hottest one of the bunch!!!!
knotty
10-31-2004, 12:17 AM
Dude ask psriches...this chica was going to take me in the woods and suck me off while the guys were waiting for 1000DR...I believe that she would have done it for 500DR.
That's some good info to know. That girl was fine...just couldn't fit her into the schedule.
I feel your pain...that is why I have to hit DR again in January so that I can pick up where I left off.
Hey, I'll be down there from around the 13th-18th. Wouldn't mind chillin with you. Will have a Presidente with your name on it.
psriches
10-31-2004, 12:22 AM
hey knotty!!! i'm shooting for MLK weekend also..... but it depends on my job. you know how that is.
knotty
10-31-2004, 12:37 AM
hey knotty!!! i'm shooting for MLK weekend also..... but it depends on my job. you know how that is.
Oh, no doubt, I definitely do. But wouldn't mine seeing U out there during that time since we only was able to pass each other by at the end of yours. U might be able to point me out some things since U've been there twice. Got 2 grande presidentes for U. Pimpin ain't easy, but someone's gotta do it.
Dark Knight
10-31-2004, 06:48 PM
WSJ at Crystals.
WSJ saying fuck it I'm paying the high price.
This should be good!!!!!
Looking forward to pics.
(still mad at myself for not paying for a certain crystals chica in Sept)
Here is a preview of the Crystals adventure...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/jabojones3/ChicasoutsideofCrystals.jpg
There are more pics in the Crystal Posse Thread.
Enjoy
Don't see the Crystal Posse thread WSJ3
Is it under BOD?
How bout putting it here for us non-BODers.
Sorry I didn't realize all of my recent posts were in the BOD section. I will bless the non member section with a taste...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/jabojones3/WSJ3andMonicaatthePalace.jpg
psriches
11-01-2004, 01:31 AM
the lovely monica!!! so tasty!!!
the lovely monica!!! so tasty!!!
Yeah you better watch out on your next trip she is going to try to marry you DragonSlayer
LOL.
psriches
11-01-2004, 07:51 PM
Hey WSJ! Will you be my best man?
Dark Knight
11-01-2004, 09:59 PM
Sorry I didn't realize all of my recent posts were in the BOD section. I will bless the non member section with a taste...
WSJ-
So you pull a Crystals girl or what?
Did you shell the salida?
Curious non-BODers want to know.
Pic would be nice.
You are teasing us like a USA broad.
knotty
11-01-2004, 11:06 PM
:mrgreen: I'm green with envy
:mrgreen: I'm green with envy
You can have this too if your assets are in order.
LOL.
Dark Knight
11-01-2004, 11:56 PM
I'd pay it for one on the right.
You could bounce a quarter off her stomach. Damn!!
Thanks for pic.
PS - you should have shelled WSJ. Oh well. Hit cyrstals next time.
knotty
11-02-2004, 12:34 AM
I couldn't even choose. I'll hit them both up.
gmalet
11-02-2004, 07:23 AM
Where is Crystals? I have to check this out. I'll be there on the 15th.
Where is Crystals? I have to check this out. I'll be there on the 15th.
It is located in Puerta Plata...you can just ask any taxi driver to take you there...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/jabojones3/CrystalsatNoche.jpg
knotty
11-02-2004, 09:30 AM
Love the VIP area. When I was there in September, saw one of the dancers bust her ass. Chick was so twisted, she couldn't even put the boots on the right feet.
Love the VIP area. When I was there in September, saw one of the dancers bust her ass. Chick was so twisted, she couldn't even put the boots on the right feet.
I guess that they need to be tipsy to toss all of those salads in Crystals.
gdogg
11-02-2004, 11:07 AM
Love the VIP area. When I was there in September, saw one of the dancers bust her ass. Chick was so twisted, she couldn't even put the boots on the right feet.
Were the drinks still high as hell? I was there the first night the VIP was opened...and we had a 2700 peso bill. Four shots, one beer, and two waters. Ridiculous!
:roll:
knotty
11-02-2004, 12:28 PM
Love the VIP area. When I was there in September, saw one of the dancers bust her ass. Chick was so twisted, she couldn't even put the boots on the right feet.
Were the drinks still high as hell? I was there the first night the VIP was opened...and we had a 2700 peso bill. Four shots, one beer, and two waters. Ridiculous!
:roll:
They were about 280RD per drink. The chica I was with was ordering them. I think it was some orange drink with vodka in it. Almost had the rock the guy bringing the drinks. Had some random charges on my bill.
Love the VIP area. When I was there in September, saw one of the dancers bust her ass. Chick was so twisted, she couldn't even put the boots on the right feet.
Were the drinks still high as hell? I was there the first night the VIP was opened...and we had a 2700 peso bill. Four shots, one beer, and two waters. Ridiculous!
:roll:
They were about 280RD per drink. The chica I was with was ordering them. I think it was some orange drink with vodka in it. Almost had the rock the guy bringing the drinks. Had some random charges on my bill.
This is a classic case of the dry hump and shuffle.
Never ever let the chica run a tab.
ALWAYS ask the price before you start buying...otherwise you are going to be in a world of hurt when the bill arrives.
Just because you are on vacation there is no need to blow money for piss poor services.
Don't feel bad knottydredd my man...this happened to me my first trip into Santo Domingo, ,many moons ago.
Coolhand
11-02-2004, 05:22 PM
Sorry Guys I have been away to the mountians for a little air look foward to my report tonight pimps up hoes down
Sorry Guys I have been away to the mountians for a little air look foward to my report tonight pimps up hoes down
Will there be chica pictures?
:?:
Coolhand
11-02-2004, 08:06 PM
Wsg
Oh yeah there will be pic big dog I hate we missed each other maybe on the next trip we can hoe together.
Wsg
Oh yeah there will be pic big dog I hate we missed each other maybe on the next trip we can hoe together.
I will be there again January 05.
Coolhand
11-02-2004, 09:43 PM
You called down the thunder, well bitch here I am Coolhand has entered the Building bitches.
After a 4 hour ride on a bus from the north coast to the south coast I was well rested and ready to put the Pimp hand down on these hoes. Since I had never been here I didn’t know where or when to get off the bus. I was in luck I meet a hoe Slayer on the bus name David who I guess smelled pussy on my clothes or something. No doubt pimp smell my fingers baby it’s got your girl on it. Man he was cool as hell we shared a cab and off we went. Due to the fact he planned his trip late he was unable to stay at the Palace, and stayed down the street at the Europa. From the time I stepped out of the cab the hunt was on. Meet John man he was cool as hell. When I got there he had just put his foot in the ass of some lazy chic and had to hire new help for the rooms. He wanted to make sure the room was clean for me, and all I cared was that the room had a bed and a roof. I meet first with Yahaira she meet me at the door and was nice enough to help me unpack my bags. She asked me if I wanted her to get me a drink and I said no I wanted her to have one with me so we sat at the pool and talked. I had heard some mixed reviews about her so I wanted to get a feel of her. After a long ride I really wanted some food so me and my new friend D head off for Mori mai the food was great. The Owner has worked out a deal so the lobster is now cheaper also if you stay at the palace you get a 10% discount. As I returned to the palace Yahaira asked where did you go I have waited for you her friend had left and she really had waited for me. Poor girl she had not got the Memo from Boca Chica yet I guess I came to bring the PAIN BITCH! No I usually don’t choose the really skinny girls because I really hate to hurt them. But she was so cute I just said, come on your funeral. Man this little chica got one tight as Pussy she was so cool we talked for a bit and I asked her if she could give me a second to drain the snake I walk out of the bathroom and she was butt ass naked on the bed. She looked up and asked me if I wanted to fuck her I was like hell yeah. Man I fucked her like a porn star I damn near killed that hoe she really knew how to take the dick. I truly treated her like a postal stamp. For you bitches that don’t know I licked her, stuck her, and sent her on her goddam way. I left a fat ass nut right on her ass that shit was priceless. After fucking the hell out of her I went on the hunt for my next prey. I decided to hang out downstairs and see what was popping went to hang out at the bar and see who I could find was looking for claudia since I had seen her earlier, but had no luck. Since it was late decided to head to bed to recharge.
Oct 20
After a great night sleep and lunch at PJ’s the hunt was on so off to the beach we stop for drinks at Big Mama’s. After a night of fucking Big Mama will make you feel great she gives great messages. Meet Janet and Clavial. Sadly my friend got the best one Janet since I really wanted Janet I just fucked this I fucked my bitch like a 25cent New york crackwhore. I dug that bitch like I just didn’t give a fuck great way to spend $500 pesos CIM. After 2 hour of some major fucking it will really surprise me if this bitch will not be in need of a hip replacement.
knotty
11-02-2004, 10:02 PM
Love the VIP area. When I was there in September, saw one of the dancers bust her ass. Chick was so twisted, she couldn't even put the boots on the right feet.
Were the drinks still high as hell? I was there the first night the VIP was opened...and we had a 2700 peso bill. Four shots, one beer, and two waters. Ridiculous!
:roll:
They were about 280RD per drink. The chica I was with was ordering them. I think it was some orange drink with vodka in it. Almost had the rock the guy bringing the drinks. Had some random charges on my bill.
This is a classic case of the dry hump and shuffle.
Never ever let the chica run a tab.
ALWAYS ask the price before you start buying...otherwise you are going to be in a world of hurt when the bill arrives.
Just because you are on vacation there is no need to blow money for piss poor services.
Don't feel bad knottydredd my man...this happened to me my first trip into Santo Domingo, ,many moons ago.
Yeah, the shit upsetted me, then I didn't even get to bang shorty until the following morning because she was too ripped. The place was cool, though, was filled with chicas. I need to make another journey there. Scoop a number up real quick cuz I'm not paying those ridiculous prices.
gdogg
11-02-2004, 11:11 PM
Corey was laying it down!
:twisted:
After 2 hour of some major fucking it will really surprise me if this bitch will not be in need of a hip replacement.
Hey Big Pimpin I need to be able to fuck these chicas when I return...BE EASY on the pussy.
LOL
Coolhand
11-03-2004, 03:33 PM
Hell No WSJ I got to make them chicas work for the money.
As a matter of fact the next chica that talks that shit about how good she is I am going to make sure that bitch will not be able to shit right for at least a week.
Plus you told me to whip that pussy I was only doing what I was told.
Pimps up Hoes down prepare to feel the pain
Coolhand has spoken.
gdogg
11-03-2004, 06:42 PM
Corey's pimp hand is definitely a strong one!
(note to self: Self, get to the chica BEFORE this pimp does!)
:lol:
Corey's pimp hand is definitely a strong one!
(note to self: Self, get to the chica BEFORE this pimp does!)
:lol:
I'm saying...
Corey is making Fifty cents and the G UNIT look soft.
I hope that you switch up the pimp hand when you are slapping that ass bro.
LOL.
Coolhand
11-03-2004, 09:42 PM
wsj3
No doubt I always slap that ass hard and fast., like a true player would. But I do have a soft side for the ladies. Too bad most of those bitches will never see it. Prepare to feel the pain Bitches.
maylay sparks
11-19-2004, 03:10 AM
50 cent is soft and just another typical homothug and does the g unit stand for Gay unit? I listen to real hip hop not these actors on tv. These motherfuckers in videos cant rhyme. Just get it straight there just an image on screen.
Hell I just watch the videos for the women...
Not to critique the rappers.
LOL.
gdogg
11-19-2004, 10:49 AM
Hell I just watch the videos for the women...
Not to critique the rappers.
LOL.
Exactly. The rappers actually get in the way!
:roll:
Hell I just watch the videos for the women...
Not to critique the rappers.
LOL.
Exactly. The rappers actually get in the way!
:roll:
Except Nelly and my dirty south rappers...
They actually make watching the videos fun...and they have tons of dancers to oggle.
BROOKLYN_357
02-19-2005, 04:44 PM
50 cent is soft and just another typical homothug and does the g unit stand for Gay unit? I listen to real hip hop not these actors on tv. These motherfuckers in videos cant rhyme. Just get it straight there just an image on screen.
yeah, i feel ya on that...the only new rappers i like are NAS, Eminem and that's about it...true lyrics...i miss the KRS-1 and Eric B and Rakim
el_papi_chew_low
02-19-2005, 06:46 PM
50 cent is soft and just another typical homothug and does the g unit stand for Gay unit? I listen to real hip hop not these actors on tv. These motherfuckers in videos cant rhyme. Just get it straight there just an image on screen.
yeah, i feel ya on that...the only new rappers i like are NAS, Eminem and that's about it...true lyrics...i miss the KRS-1 and Eric B and Rakim
I heard a lot of 50 when I was in Sosua in January and rap in general. I know others may feel differently, but for me its a turn off. I could listen to an occasional Fat Joe, but I prefer to hear the local stuff in the DR.
maylay sparks
02-21-2005, 03:55 PM
Nelly and the dirty south is not rap or hip hop, it is crunk not to be mistaken with hip hop, A whole differnet entity.
KRS ONE is still here making good music and not going anywhere, Check the net on the search engines for him.
Em is pop and his fanbase is 13 year girls now, His music is about as real as his hair color.
real stuff can be found at
www.undergroundhiphop.com
www.stonesthrow.com
www.definitivejux.net
www.sandboxautomatic.com to buy stuff
and many more
When I make my next trip to DR I am gonna be giving out cd's comps I make of real hip hop for heads to listen to. I have to spread the truth that there is real hip hop out there not that fake stuff on TV and on hot 97.
el_papi_chew_low
02-21-2005, 04:18 PM
Nelly and the dirty south is not rap or hip hop, it is crunk not to be mistaken with hip hop, A whole differnet entity.
KRS ONE is still here making good music and not going anywhere, Check the net on the search engines for him.
Em is pop and his fanbase is 13 year girls now, His music is about as real as his hair color.
real stuff can be found at
www.undergroundhiphop.com
www.stonesthrow.com
www.definitivejux.net
www.sandboxautomatic.com to buy stuff
and many more
When I make my next trip to DR I am gonna be giving out cd's comps I make of real hip hop for heads to listen to. I have to spread the truth that there is real hip hop out there not that fake stuff on TV and on hot 97.
Its all good Maylay. I grew up listening to Boogie Down Productions, Tribe Called Quest, X-Clan, Kool Moe Dee, Das Effects, Rakim, LL Cool J, Public Enemy, Wu Tang, etc.
When I'm in the DR I don't give a fuck about what is going on in the USA so none of these rappers can do shit for me. If I'm gonna go somewhere where they will have American music as well as Dominican music, I prefer to hear a mix of R&B, club, top 40 and rap.
I've noticed Dominicanas in places like Santiago and Santo Domingo that don't like Bachata. To me Bachata is the music of the people, in the same way Rap music was 20 years ago. That shit is romantic as hell when the lights are dark and you got a fine chica in your arms singing to you as well.
BROOKLYN_357
02-21-2005, 05:12 PM
well i like to listen to a little bit of everything when i'm there, but some of tha bachata and salsa can drive me crazy...i bring cd's with me, mainly of rap and i give it to the guy at the domino bar and he plays it and after 3 or 4 songs he switches it back up
maylay sparks
02-23-2005, 03:10 PM
Tru, When in DR their music comes 1st and plus the people there could care less about our hip hop( i say hip hop not nelly and dukey south) and we could care less abou their music.
Some of those beats are annoying though(dr music) sounds like some body is using pots and pans as instruments.
Papi, All that stuff you mentioned was just an example of how real shit was on TV in the 80's now you have these homo thugs, country time hillbilies and fake gangstas allover tv with this garbage. The reason is because the video stations and radio are getting illegal pay offs to play this garbage and the real hip hop is being ignored. So the cats that are doing it for the love of the art are being slighted because of payolla.
Coolhand
02-23-2005, 04:21 PM
that's funny when I was in the DR I heard alot of Hip hop and DR music together. I found that alot of DR singers use Hip hop beats for their music.
BROOKLYN_357
02-23-2005, 05:46 PM
and vice versa
knotty
02-24-2005, 09:41 PM
I like all hip hop. Been listening to it since i was a little bastard. I listen to the old and the new. I can admit, there is a lot of garbage out there. I barely buy whole albums, mostly mix cd's since they basically got all the songs I want anyway. But I can't front like my ass don't be dancing to that shit at the club. I don't know how Lil Jon is caking up off of him just yelling one liners, but you can't front on the beats. Bitches be dropping it like it's hot, booty clapping.
BrooklynBeas
02-24-2005, 10:02 PM
To me Bachata is the music of the people. That shit is romantic as hell when the lights are dark and you got a fine chica in your arms singing to you as well.
Now thats what im talkin about... There is nothing better then a chica (that can sing) singing to you.. im smilin just thinkin about it
Coolhand
02-25-2005, 12:19 AM
To me Bachata is the music of the people. That shit is romantic as hell when the lights are dark and you got a fine chica in your arms singing to you as well.
Now thats what im talkin about... There is nothing better then a chica (that can sing) singing to you.. im smilin just thinkin about it
Hey yeah B I agree with you on that one. Yasmin was singing to me one night got me so into it she was butt ass naked singing and dancing to me.
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