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Coolhand
10-29-2004, 01:15 AM
Hey guys it your boy coolhand from the dirty south I have been very working around the clock since my return. I spent 9 great days in the land of Phat ass Chicas. From Oct 16-24 was able to spend time in both south and North coast.

Oct 16 2004

My trip begins when I me Peter from El Candil great hotel it is in the heart of Boca Chica and across the street from the Pink Lady. After getting in my room peter gave me the run down on how to watch out and be safe in town. After a quick shower I was off to grab a bit to eat. On my walk to durente street I hear piss piss and turn around and see this hot ass chica from this salon close to el candil. Her and some of her “co-workers” are also going to grab a bit. There Pimp was a very cool Arabic guy who after dinner asked me to come back to there casa. So I hang there for about an hour and watch a movie sitting with this little hot chica. After a few moments the chica rubs my dick and found out how us brothers from the south are packing she then finds out that her mouth may have gotten her into something her ass could not get her out of. One thing the price list was asking for 3300 peso for a nut, and 4000 for take out. FUCK NO. So I hop my ass up and head for disco. Went to Cosmo I think it was called I stopped over by the fair and had a few drinks so not so sure. So I see this hot chica sitting at the bar with a fat ass on her. But she is talking with some guy so I decide to go back to the Pink lady for this hot small chica with a huge rack. The problem is she did speak any english and I only wanted to smash that ass so had little time for small talk. 2000 peso and I smash and dash. Overall I and ok fuck nothing to write home about. So after about and hour of tapping that ass I begin to think with her riding my dick I wonder if that other chica is still out. So since I am a 25 year college runner in my day I have the control of Ron Jeremy. I thought she had enough damage to here internal organs and decided to thank her for a job well done by giving her a massive nut on her face thanks little buddy.

After a quick shower I am off for more ass I set a goal for myself for 18 chicas in 9 days I am a true goal setter. At 25 and one of the youngest Investment Banker in my firm I always strive for the top. So you know fucking chicas as a goal is going to no problem. I was in luck she was there so I play it cool I sit at the bar beside her and play as if she was not even there. This always works with girls around the world they will do anything to get you to look at them. So after a bit she comes over and pours her love to me shy brother works every time. So after talking with her a min or so I just get up and walk out on her I like to keep it ice cold baby. So that makes her want me even more. So on my walk out I see the first group of brother s on the trip these guys are cool as hell they are all from NJ and were pros of the area. And like me was not going to pay for that shit. So we talk for a bit and as I look to my right I notice that the chica is just waiting for me. As I am sitting there I see this chica from SD name Sarah I think this red bone with these sexy green eyes. But she seemed to be going home with my boy T. So I just decide to smash that ass the next day. So after a while the guys who too are staying in the el Candil decide they are ready to go. So I just give the chica that look like show Coolhand your tits Bitch and she hopes in the car with us like a good little girl. So from the time we are in the car until we hit the gate she is talking mad shit about what she was going to do. I tell her ok do the dam thang what she didn’t know is I am from the dirty dirty. So on the walk up the to the room she lifts her dress up and shows me that she is wearing nothing under the dress. So after I get her to my room she grabs my dick and pull my pants down and was ready to suck me of right at the door. As she gets down to eye level she finds out that she is fucking with the Coolhand. She saw right before her eyes me turn from Clark Kent to Superman. I really like it when a bitch talks all this shit and find out she caught back this shit up. I fucked that chica like a true porn star. She came so quick her legs was just moving all over the place I guess she never had the Alabama black snake. So ass I am fucking the shit out of her from the back and she screams like a little pig I look down and see that she just started bleeding oh fuck maybe I am giving her a little too much. As I come down from warp 9 she ask me to not stop please no stop I like it. I am like yo you are bleeding she is like I come back . I am like I know you are going to go to the bathroom clean up and you are going to like my ball bitch. So after I came in her mouth I kick her ass out.

Oct 17 2004

So I wake up at like 10am and have breakfast with my boys funny there room was under me on both sides and was able to hear the whole think. They taught I was trying to kill the bitch. After eating a great meal at the hotel for next to nothing I do as any southern man would do after a great meal. I went back to bed. So we decide to walk on the beach to look for some chicas, but one problem it was Sunday and was Family day at the beach. We could not tell who was working and who was young girls with there families. So after a good walk we all head back to get ready for the evening As I sat waiting in my room I decide to go looking for that red bone from the night before to strike while the iron was hot and the pussy was tight. And first chica I see is her and her friend who likes to call herself JLO. Now the plan is take both back and nut in there face. However the guard told me it would not be a good Idea to take both in the room since they did not work for a casa and if something was missing I had no way of getting it back. So I said you should fuck the shit out of one and get the other one later. So I decide to take his advice. So I take the red bone up and just smash that ass. Smashed that ass now I don’t like the girls to stay, but I can see she was done. She had this look on her face like she was not going no dam where. I said to myself she really worked hard for her money.

knotty
10-29-2004, 08:23 AM
Why am I always reading these reports with 2min. left to get out the crib for work? My brother, sounds like you were definitely putting the pimp hand down. Throw them the dick, blow the bitch back out, then kick her the fuck out. No better philosophy than that.

Twohands
10-29-2004, 11:23 AM
Nice work!!
Can't wait to read the rest...
Boca Chica is a nice appetizer but the North Coast is a meal... :wink:

WSJ3
10-29-2004, 12:22 PM
Why am I always reading these reports with 2min. left to get out the crib for work? My brother, sounds like you were definitely putting the pimp hand down. Throw them the dick, blow the bitch back out, then kick her the fuck out. No better philosophy than that.

PIMPS UP

HOES DOWN

knottydredd is not just the president he is a member...

Black Ghost
10-29-2004, 01:31 PM
Why am I always reading these reports with 2min. left to get out the crib for work? My brother, sounds like you were definitely putting the pimp hand down. Throw them the dick, blow the bitch back out, then kick her the fuck out. No better philosophy than that.

PIMPS UP

HOES DOWN

knottydredd is not just the president he is a member...

Bama Snakes & Fl. Swamp Snakes aint no joke And yes they will learn.

Great Report CoolHand and keep that Pimp Hand Strong

Pimps Up Hoes Down! :twisted:

knotty
10-29-2004, 05:53 PM
CHuuuuuccchhhhh!!!!!!

psriches
10-29-2004, 06:03 PM
It ain't easy being you!!!!!! 8)

gdogg
10-29-2004, 07:32 PM
Why am I always reading these reports with 2min. left to get out the crib for work? My brother, sounds like you were definitely putting the pimp hand down. Throw them the dick, blow the bitch back out, then kick her the fuck out. No better philosophy than that.

Sounds like me. I can't tell you how many times I almost was late for work/school/dates/Falcons games reading this site.
:wink:

Cool Hand, can't wait to read the rest!

WSJ3
10-29-2004, 10:04 PM
You have to balance your time better gdogg my brother...

knotty
10-29-2004, 10:51 PM
Why am I always reading these reports with 2min. left to get out the crib for work? My brother, sounds like you were definitely putting the pimp hand down. Throw them the dick, blow the bitch back out, then kick her the fuck out. No better philosophy than that.

Sounds like me. I can't tell you how many times I almost was late for work/school/dates/Falcons games reading this site.
:wink:

Cool Hand, can't wait to read the rest!

I thought I was bad on lurking mode. I think it's gotten worse ever since I started posting.

gdogg
10-30-2004, 10:45 AM
You have to balance your time better gdogg my brother...

Dude! You're way worse than me. But then again, you can read the board at work. That makes all the difference.

WSJ3
10-30-2004, 01:17 PM
You have to balance your time better gdogg my brother...

Dude! You're way worse than me. But then again, you can read the board at work. That makes all the difference.

I am not supposed to but its like crack it just keeps calling me man calling me (Chris Rock Quote New Jack City)