NewsWhore
05-21-2006, 10:10 PM
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and
taken it to their room where, much to the groom's
annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their
love-making. Finally the groom threw a large towel over the
cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn't
quit it.
The next morning, packing to return home, the couple
couldn't close a large suitcase. The groom said, "Darling,
you get on top and I'll try."
That didn't work. Figuring they needed more weight on the
lid, she said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try." Still no
success.
Then he said, "Look. Let's both get on top and try."
At that point, the parrot yanked away the towel and said,
"Zoo or no zoo. This I gotta see!!"
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taken it to their room where, much to the groom's
annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their
love-making. Finally the groom threw a large towel over the
cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn't
quit it.
The next morning, packing to return home, the couple
couldn't close a large suitcase. The groom said, "Darling,
you get on top and I'll try."
That didn't work. Figuring they needed more weight on the
lid, she said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try." Still no
success.
Then he said, "Look. Let's both get on top and try."
At that point, the parrot yanked away the towel and said,
"Zoo or no zoo. This I gotta see!!"
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