NewsWhore
05-24-2006, 12:12 AM
The attractive young miss was about to go to bed with her
blind date when she burst into tears.
"I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me," she said
between sobs. "I'm really not that kind of girl!"
"I believe you," her date said, as he tried to comfort her.
"You're the first one," she gulped.
"The first one to make love to you?" he asked.
"No, silly," she replied. "The first one to believe me..!"
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A minister, a priest and a rabbi were enjoying the serenity of
a country dipping pond.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and
jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a
few berries while enjoying their "freedom."
As they were crossing an open area, a group of very old ladies from
town approached them. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the
minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered
his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies left and the men got their clothes back on,
the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered
his face rather than his privates.
The rabbi replied...
"I don't know about you, but in MY congregation,
it's my FACE that they would recognize....."
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blind date when she burst into tears.
"I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me," she said
between sobs. "I'm really not that kind of girl!"
"I believe you," her date said, as he tried to comfort her.
"You're the first one," she gulped.
"The first one to make love to you?" he asked.
"No, silly," she replied. "The first one to believe me..!"
===========================================
A minister, a priest and a rabbi were enjoying the serenity of
a country dipping pond.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and
jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a
few berries while enjoying their "freedom."
As they were crossing an open area, a group of very old ladies from
town approached them. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the
minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered
his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies left and the men got their clothes back on,
the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered
his face rather than his privates.
The rabbi replied...
"I don't know about you, but in MY congregation,
it's my FACE that they would recognize....."
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