NewsWhore
06-07-2006, 08:10 PM
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless
with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in
front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on
the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he
grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink
dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought
this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some
more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead.
She got into the spirit of things and started jumping up and
down and teasing the ape without any more prompting.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started
doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door
to the cage, pushed her in with the gorilla and slammed
the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him, you have a headache."
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At a PTA Meeting it was explained to the parents how the
sex education classes would proceed and what the overall
content would be. The Principal advised the parents to
closely follow-up with their children, especially to
see if they had any questions.
That night, one parent decided to put it into action. He
called his older son into the study and requested that he
instruct his younger brother about the "birds and the bees"
talk he gave to his son two years ago; thinking to
spare himself the ordeal all over again.
The boy agreed and called in his younger brother.
"Hey Herman," he said, "Want to know something ?"
"What ?" the younger lad asked.
"You know how a man and a woman get together when they
want to have kids ?"
"Yeah ?"
"Well...Father wants me to tell you that birds and bees and
flowers do the same thing."
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She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless
with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in
front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on
the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he
grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink
dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought
this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some
more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead.
She got into the spirit of things and started jumping up and
down and teasing the ape without any more prompting.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started
doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door
to the cage, pushed her in with the gorilla and slammed
the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him, you have a headache."
-----------------------------
At a PTA Meeting it was explained to the parents how the
sex education classes would proceed and what the overall
content would be. The Principal advised the parents to
closely follow-up with their children, especially to
see if they had any questions.
That night, one parent decided to put it into action. He
called his older son into the study and requested that he
instruct his younger brother about the "birds and the bees"
talk he gave to his son two years ago; thinking to
spare himself the ordeal all over again.
The boy agreed and called in his younger brother.
"Hey Herman," he said, "Want to know something ?"
"What ?" the younger lad asked.
"You know how a man and a woman get together when they
want to have kids ?"
"Yeah ?"
"Well...Father wants me to tell you that birds and bees and
flowers do the same thing."
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