NewsWhore
06-11-2006, 08:10 PM
At a party a guy cornered a girl and whispered something in
her ear. "You filthy pervert!" she shrieked.
"What makes you think I'd let you do a thing like that to me?
I would NEVER do a thing like THAT!"
Then her eyes narrowed and she hissed,
"Unless you're the s.o.b. who found my diary on the bus..."
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A married couple in New York's "Little Italy" went to their
Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had five
children. The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would
be an acceptable substitute in the eyes of the Church.
The Priest explained that it was still considered a perverted
act and a sin; totally banned according to their faith.
The wife spoke up fuming, "Look Father, you no play-a da
game, you no make-a da rules...."
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"Birds and Bees"
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows
About the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting
Into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad," the boy sobs.
"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa Speech.'
"At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' Speech.'
"When I was eight, you hit me with the ' There's no tooth
fairy' speech.
"If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't
Really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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her ear. "You filthy pervert!" she shrieked.
"What makes you think I'd let you do a thing like that to me?
I would NEVER do a thing like THAT!"
Then her eyes narrowed and she hissed,
"Unless you're the s.o.b. who found my diary on the bus..."
===================
A married couple in New York's "Little Italy" went to their
Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had five
children. The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would
be an acceptable substitute in the eyes of the Church.
The Priest explained that it was still considered a perverted
act and a sin; totally banned according to their faith.
The wife spoke up fuming, "Look Father, you no play-a da
game, you no make-a da rules...."
========================
"Birds and Bees"
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows
About the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting
Into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad," the boy sobs.
"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa Speech.'
"At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' Speech.'
"When I was eight, you hit me with the ' There's no tooth
fairy' speech.
"If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't
Really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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