Newbie Trip Report - The prep

[Goby01]

Ok This is going to be a day by day account of my newbie impressions in DR. These are my impressions only so don't takeit as te gospel.
I've been a frequent traveler to Rio and most Asian destinations since I was living in HI and now that I'm back on the east coast I figured I would try out DR for NEw years.

To get prepared I read most of the posts from ISOC, TSM, and WSA and still felt a wee bit underprepared.

Emailed john at the Palace and reserved a room for the week surrounding New years. I read a ton about the palace and I figured it was a good place to go to meet other vet DR mongers.

Day 1 Wake up 4:45 am (after 2 hours sleep) to head to Newark airport. Temperature: 10 degrees Faren. Fuck!

Head pounding from the heavy drinking the night before. Took 2 B vitamins and an alka seltzer morning relief. That helped a little.

Hop into the car but forgot my Tylenol with travel meds. So no Cialis, Tylenol with Codeine or ambien.

Met a hot dominican headed home for the winter break from school. Tell her Im headed to Sosua she looks at me with a knowing smile.

Continental air right in POP. Johns driver is waiting there for me. John from the palace is a standup guy. Only emailed 3 weeks before and his guys was right there on time.

First impressions: DR is hot and definitely 3rd world. saw several taxi drivers drinking beers onthe way to the palace. My kinda place!

Arrive at the palace and met Fantasy John and several others. Friendly bunch. A couple palace chicas hanging out too. h

To be continued......

[BrooklynBeas]

welcome aboard... have fun!

[psriches]

Greetings to you my monger brother!! Looking forward to your reports.. :wink:

[nuhomet]

Meet any nice Christian and morally solid guy's on your trip(ie Steve & Eric?) I seem to remember that every butt ugly, large, VOODOO practicing chicas in town were following you down the streets in Sosua. I am sure you could have beat JimmyDR's rate of $500 pesos.


See you next time Pappie Chocalata

[Apos]

Meet any nice Christian and morally solid guy's on your trip(ie Steve & Eric?) I seem to remember that every butt ugly, large, VOODOO practicing chicas in town were following you down the streets in Sosua. I am sure you could have beat JimmyDR's rate of $500 pesos.


See you next time Pappie Chocalata

Dude did you see her deformed fingers! NASTY!!!

[nuhomet]

Meet any nice Christian and morally solid guy's on your trip(ie Steve & Eric?) I seem to remember that every butt ugly, large, VOODOO practicing chicas in town were following you down the streets in Sosua. I am sure you could have beat JimmyDR's rate of $500 pesos.


See you next time Pappie Chocalata

Dude did you see her deformed fingers! NASTY!!!


No I was keeping Goby01 between me and the Voodoo creature.

[Goby01]

Speaking of Voodoo! I MUST be immune becauase I have been having a great trip. Shit. Barely any time to post. What's scary is i see that voodoo mama about twice a day and I'm worried about what might happen when I'm stinking drunk. (every night!)

[Goby01]

John booked me in room C2.3rd floor. Room was spacious and clean.

I quickly unpack my laptop and camera and stick it in the room safe and head down stairts to meet the fellas.

Talk to Fantasy John and the Swede in the B rooms. The guys are "CLASSIC" mongers. I start talking with Fantasy and he shows me his picture catalog of al the hottest girls he met over the years. Wow! He brings a little portable photo printer with him and the girls love it. As I'm sitting there, Mimosa walks in. Mimosa is a palace regular and one of the nicest and friendliest girls around. She asks for topless photos and fantasy is more than happy to acccomodate. This girls has the most perfect dark skins and perky stand up tits. I make a mental note to examine them better at a later date.

Man! It's been about 30 min and I haven't even made downstairs yet so I head out and go downstairs. Right before I hit the bar I go past the A rooms and see Nuhome and Eric in there with about 3 chicas and A swing hanging from the ceiling. They wave and I go introduce myself. The girl sitting in the swing is a cute little bunny called rosemary, and they tell me she is a a little psycho. I like un poco loca. Her Flaca friend smiles as me with those fuck me eyes and Nuhome says she is a definite commando fuck as his friend Eric pull sher in to his room. I make a mental note to hit that later too. She comes up gives me a tight hug and a bites me! Oh yeah i'm biting that back later!


At the palace bar I have myslef a president and meet more guys. JJ, Jimmy Dr The Dentist dude , Gordan and Mike. I been in the Dr for a total of 1.5 hours and everyone asks if I've been laid yet! I find this comical and then start to man maybe I should bust a quick nut before exploring the town. You kn ow they say you should never go shooping on an empty stomach. The much taqlked about Soranji is eyeing me and I talk to her for a bit. She is showing me her tits and says we should go "Ficky, ficky". Unfortunately , Soranji just doesn't do it for me. I know from my research that she gives a great sloppy bbbjand she is very nice person so I tell her she can blow me tomorrow. I run off to my room with anither palace regular who's name I can't remember. 40 Min later I'mm ready to go shopping. She gave a mediocre bbbj and a stellar fuck. Attitude was just so so. I willedit this post if I can remember her name.

I decide to take a walk and find my way around sosua. The weather is crappy so I only walk between bars during the breaks....

To be continued.....

[BrooklynBeas]

Mimosa is back and at the palace!?!?!?!

:shock: :o

[JDR]

Mimosa is back and at the palace!?!?!?!

:shock: :o

Yes she is. My new goal is to get 1-2 chicas locked up every trip. :evil:

[D_W_]

Mimosa is back and at the palace!?!?!?!

:shock: :o

Yes she is. My new goal is to get 1-2 chicas locked up every trip. :evil:

Isn't Mimosa another pain in the ass...I haven't seen her since my first trip I think.

[gdogg]

Mimosa must have changed. She has been, by far, the LEAST irritating of the Palace chicas.

[D_W_]

Mimosa must have changed. She has been, by far, the LEAST irritating of the Palace chicas.

Then I may part take! I've always been curious.

[jd_mine]

Mimos just has a big mouth. Plus she curses in English, so you actually know she's doing it! Other than that, she has always been very friendly to me. Always saying how happy she is to see me. God knows why, I've never been with her and never even bought her a drink.....

[BrooklynBeas]

Mimos just has a big mouth. Plus she curses in English, so you actually know she's doing it! Other than that, she has always been very friendly to me. Always saying how happy she is to see me. God knows why, I've never been with her and never even bought her a drink.....

im really cool with this girl as well... She is actually the only Haitian girl i fucked in the DR... never had a problem with her... and she is very clean and always smells good and probably is the best dresser out of every girl in Sosua... leave her alone Jimmy you mean mean man! haha

[nuhomet]

Man! It's been about 30 min and I haven't even made downstairs yet so I head out and go downstairs. Right before I hit the bar I go past the A rooms and see Nuhome and Eric in there with about 3 chicas and A swing hanging from the ceiling......


What swing??? We don't need no stinking swings


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Yes, these are all Xmas 04 pictures

[Mr Chocha Man]

The girl sitting in the swing is a cute little bunny called rosemary, and they tell me she is a a little psycho.


Funny you should call her a little "bunny."
I think "SNOWbunny" would be a little more appropriate, if you know what I mean!

[seedGarden]

Hey Fellas,

4 days and counting, and I should be at the palace. The last time I was there, maybe only one or two girls were around....not that I had a problem getting laid, but I was thinking about not going to the palace cause of that. I remember Mercedes was one of the girls that was always there, has anyone had the pleasure? is she worth it?

[guttaman]

Mercedes and Soronji are there 24/7. The mileage meter on them broke in 2002. Mercedes will do back door action but not sure how much dinero. If you are there MLK weekend the Palace should have a large selection. A group of 10 newbies are there for the weekend and i am sure the tela-chica network will spread the word fast. During the week it seems to be hit or miss there. Stop by and hang. No need to hook up with over priced chicas. Many places within walking distance. For the prices of a Palace ho you can get yourself a Flamingo stripper. I get there 1/13 and will be staying at the Palace.

[gdogg]

Mercedes must be on an extended Christmas vacation. I haven't seen her since I've been here. I'm sure she'll be back by the MLK holiday though.

[D_W_]

http://members.cox.net/nuhomet/xmas/Picture%20136.jpg




Of all the Palace chicas...this is one of the prettiest. Prettier than Nilsa or Ana.

What a shame.

[nuhomet]

Mercedes and Soronji are there 24/7. The mileage meter on them broke in 2002. Mercedes will do back door action but not sure how much dinero.


http://members.cox.net/nuhomet/soronji/DSCF0100.jpg


Did I get the picture right?

[seedGarden]

Is that Soronji? I don't recognize the other one, Mecedes?

[the_Jayman]

Is that Soronji? I don't recognize the other one, Mecedes?

Mercedes II

[the_Jayman]

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Of all the Palace chicas...this is one of the prettiest. Prettier than Nilsa or Ana.

What a shame.

PRETTIER THEN ANNA ? ? ?

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ! !

[D_W_]

PRETTIER THEN ANNA ? ? ?

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ! !

Hey Ana was pretty, I banged her when she was 4 months pregnant. But this girl has a certain quality that Ana didn't have. She's just very pretty.

[JDR]

When I first met Ana, she was a "10" in my book. :D

Rosemary is an "8"

[gdogg]

PRETTIER THEN ANNA ? ? ?

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ! !

PLEASE don't get him started. His recovery was finally beginning to take hold.
:lol: