Malibook
01-29-2005, 07:06 PM
Trip report Mr BlackAdder & Monger99
8 jan- 18 jan 2005
Day 1 After one long year of waiting finally our arrival at Puerto Plata and we checked in at the Don Andres hotel at 16.30 where we made up for some food and Presidentes and after all ready for the evening.
Although we are tired no time to waste. So we found our catch of the day at the Central. Today Mr Blackadder did the bargaining and brought 1500 peso down to 700 peso for a 22 year old Haitian goddess named Sandra, Mr. Monger99 has another girl (who cares about the name anyway) also for 700 peso for a real good BBBJ.
For a short stay the Calypso Hotel is the place to be, things have changed here since last year in a good way.
Although the price increased to 300 peso ( was 250) the rooms are now clean and the bathroom is no longer a biohazard area. Nice to see the money we "invested" there last year is well used !
Sunday morning started with PJ’s and these waitresses with their smiles are real cuties and they have a high rating on the strokeability scale. But only for looking ! After the breakfast we went to M&M, nice girls, best massage in town but prices increased to 500 peso SHAME !!
But no morningwood anymore, a little stimulation in the crotch section would be much better on an Sunday morning but their hands keep far away from it.
This was also a disappointment, because we like to start each day at M&M but not for 500 peso.
The next attempt to get rid of our hard earned money was a visit to the beach.
No visit to the Shark Bar, what is this all about ?
A so called ” mongers meeting point ” should be crowded by the best local beauties as waitresses and as guests.
For example look & learn and put your eyeballs on the girls around the Pantera Rosa
area.
These girls really know how to entertain us, i can’t remember their names but it sounded like ”para mi ”. Be nice to these girls and they will be nice to you.
This is for brave new visitors a good start to catch the Sosua atmosphere.
Funny detail on the bar promenade there is a limping beggar walking around,he is the one to negotiate about the girls.
That evening Mr B.A. found his daily love at the Central and here the fun started.
Because the catch of the day and the girl from yesterday both wanted him. Almost a cat-fight started but the girls came back to reason and the love-of-the-day made Mr B Adder a happy man.
Monday morning PJ’s and after that we were attracted by some girls on the street in front of a so called massage parlour Josephine, you can find it next to the C est la vie bar. They offer you a price 300 peso for a 1 hour all-included massage with but when barely naked they ask for more money and it turns out to be a rough hand-job for too much pesos. So mongers, avoid that place they are leeches and it is a shit-hole anyway !
Question. . . what has happened with the Plutus wich is now closed and the bar formerly known as the Taurus bar is no longer a mongers place. To our horror we saw inside some elderly white women .. are they ho's? Oh my god this place must been taken over by All In people. Oh the fun we had last year.
Mr B.A. has his time at the beach staring at the sun, Mr Monger99 was bored because of the low number of good looking women on the beach and took a walk downtown and found a little pink painted nameless bar where he met a girl named Maria she worked last year at the Taurus bar. She was a girlfriend for Monger99 some evenings last year.
This bar is in the Pedro Clisante between the Bora Bora and the Coyote Bar.
In the afternoon we discovered a bar wich was a favorite bar for us last year.
But by surprise it has been transformed in La Passions HALLELUJAH !!
We take some Presidentes and we went to El Toros steakhouse. Really good meals for reasonable prices.And by presenting the bill you’ll get a tiny little alcoholic drinky.After that we went back to La Passions for some fun.
Yeimi kicks fuckin merengue ass, she is a dance sensation at this place. We get some Presidentes and choose some girls for a massage Mr Monger99 gets Monica and Mr B.A gets lovely Jessica. She is not the most handsome in La Passions but she has a smile to never forget. And she knows how to make Mr B Adder a happy and satisfied mongering man.
Tuesday because of the rain whe have not much choice how to spend the day.
We prepared for a barwalk downtown and arrived at the first drinking spot The El Toro Saloon where the nice and friendly Ilse with the cat Balou. Ilse is good and handsome company for their guests. But no mongering there.
Next stop is Maria’s pink painted bar additional services are possible when she has a baby-sit for her kids.
After the Presidentes we went to the Hali Gali bar a cheerful place with a friendly staff, in the evening female visitors can make you happy for some pesos. There is note on the bar writing 250 peso salida SHAME !!
We went to the center of the town and found the Saloon Girls bar.
In the beginning the staff looked a little bored but ask for merengue or bachatta music and they transform in merengue dancing goddess completed with on top of the bar dancing.
When you want to take photo’s (we did) they like it very mucha and are going crazy, so bring your digital cameras my friends when you visit places like this. And you will be amazed. Promise !
The last bar is the C’ est la vie on Duarte street Awilda a tiny lovely girl mother of a 2yr old boy has the dayshift. She is friendly and funny too. At 18:00 she ends and will be replaced by lovely Denise.
Big fun for us when we asked Awilda to put a merengue cd in the player instead of boring old Mr Phil Collins (good for a funeral but not in a party place like Sosua) . At that moment some German homosexuals (complete with leather cap and sunglasses) look angry at us and hate is in the air. I think they are all in love with Phil Collings.
What should become of Sosua when after the invasion of All In People also German leatherboys start celebrating their vacations here.
Dinner at El Toros and next stop At the La Passions for Presindentes Monica & Jessica.
Wednesday started with PJ’s and after the breakfast we went to Puerto Plata by taxi for a sight seeing tour because its raining all day , no sunbedding on the beach of Sosua.
Evening begins at El Toros and ends with La Passions.
Thursday was a sunny day and we went to the beach for sun and Presidentes.
We are becoming some shitty mongers because we ended the evening again in La Passions. just can't resist Monica and Jessica. How can we say no?
Friday what we have waited for . . UNLIMITED ALL YOU CAN EAT BARBECUE at La Roca 275 peso (excl. tax,service adds 26 % ) service is crap the staff i trying to get rid of you a.s.a.p.
The food is okay but for the rest avoid this place. I think they really hate their customers.
Sunday we decided not to go to La Passions but to make it an old-fashioned monger evening and we took a seat in a bar called The Bomb wich is located next at the Dicken Hermann sigarshop.
The Bomb is also a mongers pit. Mr Monger99 and Mr B.A. get two amazing girls for 700 peso each. We showed up at the Calypso for our duty. We got more than we asked for. Sosua Rulez!
When we went back to The Bomb there was a police raid in the street, arresting every girl that looks like a working girl and the girls asked if we would walk with them pass the place of the raid so the police could not arrest them.
Ask a girl for ID if you are in doubt about their age !
Monday started with the fact that our flight back was changed by our crappy tour operator from departure 18 januari 23:15 into 17:30 we lost a whole afternoon of mongering and drinking.
In the afternoon we’ve got some Presidente at the bar by the Europe and get attention from 2 girls not our kind of girls ( only go for the best because there are so many !)
They asked for 1000 peso, too much and we left this place and went to the Saloon Girls bar followed by 2 really nice girls who where also at the Europe bar.
We agreed after a hard and long negotiation from 1500 into 1000 peso wich was absolutely worth it.
Tuesday we went to M&M massage after having breakfast at PJ's to compensate the bad feeling we had about the last day in paradise.
We spend our last pesos and at 14:00 we left the Don Andres to the airport.
When we arrived at our national airport we felt miserable and sad. No more La Passion, No more Presidentes, no more smiles from lovely Jessica. No more working girls where ever you look. Going to Sosua feels great, returning home makes the worst day in a year. Now after a long, cold and sad week we slowly get used to daily life again.
But we will be back for sure .
WE SHALL RETURN !!
8 jan- 18 jan 2005
Day 1 After one long year of waiting finally our arrival at Puerto Plata and we checked in at the Don Andres hotel at 16.30 where we made up for some food and Presidentes and after all ready for the evening.
Although we are tired no time to waste. So we found our catch of the day at the Central. Today Mr Blackadder did the bargaining and brought 1500 peso down to 700 peso for a 22 year old Haitian goddess named Sandra, Mr. Monger99 has another girl (who cares about the name anyway) also for 700 peso for a real good BBBJ.
For a short stay the Calypso Hotel is the place to be, things have changed here since last year in a good way.
Although the price increased to 300 peso ( was 250) the rooms are now clean and the bathroom is no longer a biohazard area. Nice to see the money we "invested" there last year is well used !
Sunday morning started with PJ’s and these waitresses with their smiles are real cuties and they have a high rating on the strokeability scale. But only for looking ! After the breakfast we went to M&M, nice girls, best massage in town but prices increased to 500 peso SHAME !!
But no morningwood anymore, a little stimulation in the crotch section would be much better on an Sunday morning but their hands keep far away from it.
This was also a disappointment, because we like to start each day at M&M but not for 500 peso.
The next attempt to get rid of our hard earned money was a visit to the beach.
No visit to the Shark Bar, what is this all about ?
A so called ” mongers meeting point ” should be crowded by the best local beauties as waitresses and as guests.
For example look & learn and put your eyeballs on the girls around the Pantera Rosa
area.
These girls really know how to entertain us, i can’t remember their names but it sounded like ”para mi ”. Be nice to these girls and they will be nice to you.
This is for brave new visitors a good start to catch the Sosua atmosphere.
Funny detail on the bar promenade there is a limping beggar walking around,he is the one to negotiate about the girls.
That evening Mr B.A. found his daily love at the Central and here the fun started.
Because the catch of the day and the girl from yesterday both wanted him. Almost a cat-fight started but the girls came back to reason and the love-of-the-day made Mr B Adder a happy man.
Monday morning PJ’s and after that we were attracted by some girls on the street in front of a so called massage parlour Josephine, you can find it next to the C est la vie bar. They offer you a price 300 peso for a 1 hour all-included massage with but when barely naked they ask for more money and it turns out to be a rough hand-job for too much pesos. So mongers, avoid that place they are leeches and it is a shit-hole anyway !
Question. . . what has happened with the Plutus wich is now closed and the bar formerly known as the Taurus bar is no longer a mongers place. To our horror we saw inside some elderly white women .. are they ho's? Oh my god this place must been taken over by All In people. Oh the fun we had last year.
Mr B.A. has his time at the beach staring at the sun, Mr Monger99 was bored because of the low number of good looking women on the beach and took a walk downtown and found a little pink painted nameless bar where he met a girl named Maria she worked last year at the Taurus bar. She was a girlfriend for Monger99 some evenings last year.
This bar is in the Pedro Clisante between the Bora Bora and the Coyote Bar.
In the afternoon we discovered a bar wich was a favorite bar for us last year.
But by surprise it has been transformed in La Passions HALLELUJAH !!
We take some Presidentes and we went to El Toros steakhouse. Really good meals for reasonable prices.And by presenting the bill you’ll get a tiny little alcoholic drinky.After that we went back to La Passions for some fun.
Yeimi kicks fuckin merengue ass, she is a dance sensation at this place. We get some Presidentes and choose some girls for a massage Mr Monger99 gets Monica and Mr B.A gets lovely Jessica. She is not the most handsome in La Passions but she has a smile to never forget. And she knows how to make Mr B Adder a happy and satisfied mongering man.
Tuesday because of the rain whe have not much choice how to spend the day.
We prepared for a barwalk downtown and arrived at the first drinking spot The El Toro Saloon where the nice and friendly Ilse with the cat Balou. Ilse is good and handsome company for their guests. But no mongering there.
Next stop is Maria’s pink painted bar additional services are possible when she has a baby-sit for her kids.
After the Presidentes we went to the Hali Gali bar a cheerful place with a friendly staff, in the evening female visitors can make you happy for some pesos. There is note on the bar writing 250 peso salida SHAME !!
We went to the center of the town and found the Saloon Girls bar.
In the beginning the staff looked a little bored but ask for merengue or bachatta music and they transform in merengue dancing goddess completed with on top of the bar dancing.
When you want to take photo’s (we did) they like it very mucha and are going crazy, so bring your digital cameras my friends when you visit places like this. And you will be amazed. Promise !
The last bar is the C’ est la vie on Duarte street Awilda a tiny lovely girl mother of a 2yr old boy has the dayshift. She is friendly and funny too. At 18:00 she ends and will be replaced by lovely Denise.
Big fun for us when we asked Awilda to put a merengue cd in the player instead of boring old Mr Phil Collins (good for a funeral but not in a party place like Sosua) . At that moment some German homosexuals (complete with leather cap and sunglasses) look angry at us and hate is in the air. I think they are all in love with Phil Collings.
What should become of Sosua when after the invasion of All In People also German leatherboys start celebrating their vacations here.
Dinner at El Toros and next stop At the La Passions for Presindentes Monica & Jessica.
Wednesday started with PJ’s and after the breakfast we went to Puerto Plata by taxi for a sight seeing tour because its raining all day , no sunbedding on the beach of Sosua.
Evening begins at El Toros and ends with La Passions.
Thursday was a sunny day and we went to the beach for sun and Presidentes.
We are becoming some shitty mongers because we ended the evening again in La Passions. just can't resist Monica and Jessica. How can we say no?
Friday what we have waited for . . UNLIMITED ALL YOU CAN EAT BARBECUE at La Roca 275 peso (excl. tax,service adds 26 % ) service is crap the staff i trying to get rid of you a.s.a.p.
The food is okay but for the rest avoid this place. I think they really hate their customers.
Sunday we decided not to go to La Passions but to make it an old-fashioned monger evening and we took a seat in a bar called The Bomb wich is located next at the Dicken Hermann sigarshop.
The Bomb is also a mongers pit. Mr Monger99 and Mr B.A. get two amazing girls for 700 peso each. We showed up at the Calypso for our duty. We got more than we asked for. Sosua Rulez!
When we went back to The Bomb there was a police raid in the street, arresting every girl that looks like a working girl and the girls asked if we would walk with them pass the place of the raid so the police could not arrest them.
Ask a girl for ID if you are in doubt about their age !
Monday started with the fact that our flight back was changed by our crappy tour operator from departure 18 januari 23:15 into 17:30 we lost a whole afternoon of mongering and drinking.
In the afternoon we’ve got some Presidente at the bar by the Europe and get attention from 2 girls not our kind of girls ( only go for the best because there are so many !)
They asked for 1000 peso, too much and we left this place and went to the Saloon Girls bar followed by 2 really nice girls who where also at the Europe bar.
We agreed after a hard and long negotiation from 1500 into 1000 peso wich was absolutely worth it.
Tuesday we went to M&M massage after having breakfast at PJ's to compensate the bad feeling we had about the last day in paradise.
We spend our last pesos and at 14:00 we left the Don Andres to the airport.
When we arrived at our national airport we felt miserable and sad. No more La Passion, No more Presidentes, no more smiles from lovely Jessica. No more working girls where ever you look. Going to Sosua feels great, returning home makes the worst day in a year. Now after a long, cold and sad week we slowly get used to daily life again.
But we will be back for sure .
WE SHALL RETURN !!