View Full Version : How old are you DR mongers?
freakaccident
02-22-2005, 11:35 AM
Age check f00! After reading and posting here for awhile now I actually feel young. 28 here.
Reel Deal
02-22-2005, 11:36 AM
In dog years?
(The older I get, the better I was...)
nuhomet
02-22-2005, 11:39 AM
Age check f00! After reading and posting here for awhile now I actually feel young. 28 here.
Got a list in BOD.
Tonto4
02-22-2005, 12:57 PM
I'm 50 Freak, but a young 50 :lol: Still got the powah! :twisted:
Jimmydr
02-22-2005, 01:13 PM
You are okay Freak! After we meet, you will be reading the 1,000 posts in B o D. :D
freakaccident
02-22-2005, 02:51 PM
You are okay Freak! After we meet, you will be reading the 1,000 posts in B o D. :D
Ill meet all you old bastards by then. :lol: If I see any of you guys in a speedo im gonna barf so leave that crap at home. :wink: Who am I kidding. Im a fat white guy regardless.
nomad
02-22-2005, 02:57 PM
35 years old,My 1st trip to DR was 12 years ago and I have been there about 10 since
BrooklynBeas
02-22-2005, 03:01 PM
You are okay Freak! After we meet, you will be reading the 1,000 posts in B o D. :D
Ill meet all you old bastards by then. :lol: If I see any of you guys in a speedo im gonna barf so leave that crap at home. :wink: Who am I kidding. Im a fat white guy regardless.
You have to see Jayman in a speedo... one sexy muthafucka! haha
I am about 4 1/4 yrs old in Dog years or 30 in human years
domfan
02-22-2005, 03:03 PM
fuck the years, as long as chicas ask me, if i were over 35, i am ok.....
BROOKLYN_357
02-22-2005, 03:09 PM
shit, last year, 2 years ago, this year and next year, i will be 29
freakaccident
02-22-2005, 03:10 PM
fuck the years, as long as chicas ask me, if i were over 35, i am ok.....
There arent too many AI fat Europeans running around in speedos are there? I need to lose some weight. Talking about fat people makes me feel fatter. Damn! 52 days left and 52 pounds to lose.
Don Tomas
02-22-2005, 03:14 PM
I am about 4 1/4 yrs old in Dog years or 30 in human years
I sometimes say "I am old enough to drink and young enough not to collect Social Security!"
freakaccident
02-22-2005, 03:28 PM
I am about 4 1/4 yrs old in Dog years or 30 in human years
I sometimes say "I am old enough to drink and young enough not to collect Social Security!"
Most of us will be lucky to make it to SS.
RickRock
02-22-2005, 03:45 PM
Cuarenta y uno
dapanz1
gdogg
02-22-2005, 04:49 PM
22...
Stop laughing, I can dream!
:shock:
freakaccident
02-22-2005, 04:52 PM
22...
Stop laughing, I can dream!
:shock:
Blech. I was married to a bitch when I was 22. Never again.
Deniro
02-22-2005, 05:16 PM
24.
Depends, with the V pill - 22
Rest of the time - 44
:wink:
38 but feeling alot younger after that last trip!!1
Dark Knight
02-22-2005, 07:27 PM
I'm 45 young and single and I likes to mingle!
nuhomet
02-22-2005, 07:35 PM
To use a Fantasy quote:
"My mother kept bugging me about getting too fat. She asked me when I was going to lose weight. I told her when they take my passport away..."
To use a Fantasy quote:
"My mother kept bugging me about getting too fat. She asked me when I was going to lose weight. I told her when they take my passport away..."
That's classic! :lol:
moshy2k
02-22-2005, 09:35 PM
33 and loving the chicas 8)
Reel Deal
02-22-2005, 09:55 PM
Young enough to be impulsive; old enough to appreciate it...
fox mulder
02-22-2005, 11:11 PM
12 trips. still have a long way to go :cry:
knotty
02-23-2005, 07:40 AM
I think I'll be 25 for the next 10 years.
nuhomet
02-23-2005, 02:14 PM
I am "on average" double the age of the chicas I am screwing.....
BrooklynBeas
02-23-2005, 02:54 PM
I am "on average" double the age of the chicas I am screwing.....
That line can get you in trouble with guys who like to be smart asses like myself... i wont touch it though... :D :twisted:
nuhomet
02-23-2005, 03:01 PM
I am "on average" double the age of the chicas I am screwing.....
That line can get you in trouble with guys who like to be smart asses like myself... i wont touch it though... :D :twisted:
Hey Jimmy, BrooklynBeas is trying to Flame me.... ban him for me.
I am very sensitive since I just turned 24 years old :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
BrooklynBeas
02-23-2005, 03:03 PM
I am "on average" double the age of the chicas I am screwing.....
That line can get you in trouble with guys who like to be smart asses like myself... i wont touch it though... :D :twisted:
Hey Jimmy, BrooklynBeas is trying to Flame me.... ban him for me.
I am very sensitive since I just turned 24 years old :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
haha... this is why i didnt want to touch it... i was gonna ask if you were in your 20's
nuhomet
02-23-2005, 03:10 PM
I am "on average" double the age of the chicas I am screwing.....
That line can get you in trouble with guys who like to be smart asses like myself... i wont touch it though... :D :twisted:
Hey Jimmy, BrooklynBeas is trying to Flame me.... ban him for me.
I am very sensitive since I just turned 24 years old :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
haha... this is why i didnt want to touch it... i was gonna ask if you were in your 20's
Now the FBI will get a warrant and raid my house
For all you LE guy's reading this thread:
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BrooklynBeas
02-23-2005, 03:33 PM
hahaha... they know you are joking...
BROOKLYN_357
02-23-2005, 04:32 PM
thinking of my age (hmmmm) and thinking of chicas 1/2 my age (hmmmm)....FUCK DAT....(bad boy, bad boy)
the_Jayman
02-23-2005, 08:58 PM
thinking of my age (hmmmm) and thinking of chicas 1/2 my age (hmmmm)....FUCK DAT....(bad boy, bad boy)
If I use the equation you used . . . (my age divided by 2) . . .
it worked out fine for me and all law enforcement officials . . . chica maybe a little old ! !
(no, wait, she's too old ! !) :twisted:
42 on Wednesday. :(
I'll be 42 in June. no biggie, who gives a fuck about the number anyway, I feel better than when I was 24! :!: :!: :!:
42 on Wednesday. :(
I'll be 42 in June. no biggie, who gives a fuck about the number anyway, I feel better than when I was 24! :!: :!: :!:
I don't. :( :roll: :twisted:
42 on Wednesday. :(
I'll be 42 in June. no biggie, who gives a fuck about the number anyway, I feel better than when I was 24! :!: :!: :!:
I don't. :( :roll: :twisted:
don't care.....? :wink:
BrooklynBeas
02-24-2005, 08:05 AM
42 on Wednesday. :(
Happy bday... I owe u a country club red
42 on Wednesday. :(
Happy bday... I owe u a country club red
I have moved on to Diet Pepsi these days. :(
BrooklynBeas
02-24-2005, 08:16 AM
42 on Wednesday. :(
Happy bday... I owe u a country club red
I have moved on to Diet Pepsi these days. :(
congrats... ill get ya 1... fuck im feelin generous..2!
42 on Wednesday. :(
Happy bday... I owe u a country club red
I have moved on to Diet Pepsi these days. :(
congrats... ill get ya 1... fuck im feelin generous..2!
Come by with 6 and I will have the Ziti with Sauce at my place.
BrooklynBeas
02-24-2005, 08:37 AM
fine its a deal... but u have to make a brownie cake!
freakaccident
02-25-2005, 08:14 AM
fine its a deal... but u have to make a brownie cake!
:rainbow:
tcmits
02-25-2005, 09:39 AM
My age....a little over year from now I can legally have chicas half my age. Right now half my age would be illegal.
I am "on average" double the age of the chicas I am screwing.....
will_blueprint
02-25-2005, 09:53 AM
I am 25 now, will be 26 when I make my trip next month.
I am 25 now, will be 26 when I make my trip next month.
Young and addicted. I wouldn't want to be you.
BrooklynBeas
02-25-2005, 10:46 AM
I am 25 now, will be 26 when I make my trip next month.
Young and addicted. I wouldn't want to be you.
I would... Im 30 and addicted for a lil over 2 years
freakaccident
02-25-2005, 10:50 AM
I am 25 now, will be 26 when I make my trip next month.
Young and addicted. I wouldn't want to be you.
I would... Im 30 and addicted for a lil over 2 years
Being 28 and addicted but unable to fill my quota in the US really sucks. I hope I can get my kids in check in the DR. At least for the time I am there.
I am 25 now, will be 26 when I make my trip next month.
Young and addicted. I wouldn't want to be you.
I would... Im 30 and addicted for a lil over 2 years
Well you see, I will be semi retired by 47-49. Had I started with DR at age 25, I would have to work until I was 67.
freakaccident
02-25-2005, 11:07 AM
I am 25 now, will be 26 when I make my trip next month.
Young and addicted. I wouldn't want to be you.
I would... Im 30 and addicted for a lil over 2 years
Well you see, I will be semi retired by 47-49. Had I started with DR at age 25, I would have to work until I was 67.
Ill never retire at this rate.
will_blueprint
02-25-2005, 11:44 AM
lol i have been addicted since the tender age of 12
BrooklynBeas
02-25-2005, 04:21 PM
lol i have been addicted since the tender age of 12
If your talking addicted to girls and pussy then i have to say about the same age but to the DR its only been since Dec 2002
David Smash
02-26-2005, 03:10 AM
I am 25 now, will be 26 when I make my trip next month.
Young and addicted. I wouldn't want to be you.
26 going on 27 and I argee. Sosua is crack for me I can't think about anything else but going back. Can some sponsor my trip back
:D
BigTrick
02-26-2005, 03:47 AM
I think I will celebrate my 31st bday in the DR next week on March 7th
I think I will celebrate my 31st bday in the DR next week on March 7th
I second that. :D
will_blueprint
02-26-2005, 09:23 AM
man I have been dreaming something about the DR everynight, cant wait til the 18th!!!!
knotty
02-26-2005, 11:41 AM
I think the rest of my birthdays are gonna be spent down there. Soranji was my b-day present last year. I wonder who I'll unwrap this year.
Coolhand
03-06-2005, 02:20 AM
The Coolhand is 25 but still have the energy of 18yrs so that is good. It really helps that I was a college track runner so I have lots of energy for the DR bitches. So TLN means TLN for real. If a chica can hang with me she real have earned the cash.
Shit Im addicted and Im 24 going on 25 and I have been going there since I was 22, and Im addiceted to pussy in general Im a pussy luver :twisted: :twisted: give me more and more :twisted: :twisted: here in the US and every where in the world :twisted: :twisted: cant wait for Panama and CostaRica trip in September but I'll hit DR one more time June just to warm up before I go :twisted: :twisted: .
BROOKLYN_357
03-06-2005, 07:23 AM
Shit Im addicted and Im 24 going on 25 and I have been going there since I was 22, and Im addiceted to pussy in general Im a pussy luver :twisted: :twisted: give me more and more :twisted: :twisted: here in the US and every where in the world :twisted: :twisted: cant wait for Panama and CostaRica trip in September but I'll hit DR one more time June just to warm up before I go :twisted: :twisted: .
that's what i'm talking about...YOU DO YOUR THANG!!!!...LIVE YOUR LIFE TO ITS FULLEST!!!
knotty
03-06-2005, 10:09 AM
Shit Im addicted and Im 24 going on 25 and I have been going there since I was 22, and Im addiceted to pussy in general Im a pussy luver :twisted: :twisted: give me more and more :twisted: :twisted: here in the US and every where in the world :twisted: :twisted: cant wait for Panama and CostaRica trip in September but I'll hit DR one more time June just to warm up before I go :twisted: :twisted: .
that's what i'm talking about...YOU DO YOUR THANG!!!!...LIVE YOUR LIFE TO ITS FULLEST!!!
It's best to start young. If I would've known about this place a few years ago, my spring break would've been DR.
DEPUTY DAWG
03-06-2005, 01:35 PM
I'm 37 going on 38. I'm a seasoned vet to my local area and across the border in canada. Butt coming to these areas I just found out about them, better late than never. I'm new to this game, butt in the game all the same :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm 37 going on 38. I'm a seasoned vet to my local area and across the border in canada. Butt coming to these areas I just found out about them, better late than never. I'm new to this game, butt in the game all the same :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Going on 38 means you got a good 20 years ahead of you with about 10,000 buddies.
el_papi_chew_low
03-06-2005, 06:46 PM
I'm 37 going on 38. I'm a seasoned vet to my local area and across the border in canada. Butt coming to these areas I just found out about them, better late than never. I'm new to this game, butt in the game all the same :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Going on 38 means you got a good 20 years ahead of you with about 10,000 buddies.
58 is still pretty young if you are in good shape and take care of yourself.
El Drunko
03-06-2005, 09:43 PM
39 by age, 12 by attitude, 90 body abuse
BrooklynBeas
03-07-2005, 08:54 AM
39 by age, 12 by attitude, 90 body abuse
and 4 months by penis size...
just playin hehe
Black Ghost
03-07-2005, 10:38 AM
39 by age, 12 by attitude, 90 body abuse
24 and already spent a small fortune Mongering WorldWide :twisted:
My 30' are Gonna Be GREAT!!!!!
" My Future SO Bright I gotta wear SHAAADES 8) "
el_papi_chew_low
03-07-2005, 11:40 AM
39 by age, 12 by attitude, 90 body abuse
24 and already spent a small fortune Mongering WorldWide :twisted:
Interesting ... at your age I was still bangin all the free young, non-prostitute college pussy. Guess it helped that I went to a college with a lot of beautiful women.
Black Ghost
03-07-2005, 12:43 PM
39 by age, 12 by attitude, 90 body abuse
24 and already spent a small fortune Mongering WorldWide :twisted:
Interesting ... at your age I was still bangin all the free young, non-prostitute college pussy. Guess it helped that I went to a college with a lot of beautiful women.
Bro after graduating.... these dumb ass 18- 23 yr. old college girls get boring after the nut. Dont get it twisted, the fortune was made by young dancing talent. :wink:
P.S. Beas, Scores Miami Just opened and I Got this Hot Young U.M. Stunner working there now. 2nd night there she brought me home $2200 :shock: Hope it aint cause the club is new.
P.S.S. Im an U.M. alumni 8) A lot of beautiful women would be an Understatment. :roll:
el_papi_chew_low
03-07-2005, 02:00 PM
Bro after graduating.... these dumb ass 18- 23 yr. old college girls get boring after the nut.
P.S.S. Im an U.M. alumni 8) A lot of beautiful women would be an Understatment. :roll:
99.9% OF ALL BITCHES GET BORING AFTER A NUTT
WHICH U.M.? UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, MIAMI, MARYLAND??
DEPUTY DAWG
03-07-2005, 04:59 PM
It's gota be unversity of miami cause the real u of m (mich) is definetly not over flowing with good looking women. A lot of f**kables, large asian population, but very very average in the grill :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Black Ghost
03-07-2005, 10:23 PM
Bro after graduating.... these dumb ass 18- 23 yr. old college girls get boring after the nut.
P.S.S. Im an U.M. alumni 8) A lot of beautiful women would be an Understatment. :roll:
99.9% OF ALL BITCHES GET BORING AFTER A NUTT
WHICH U.M.? UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, MIAMI, MARYLAND??
LOL..True True....... University of Miami
Smartest things on paper..but Damnit they dumb as hell on EVERYTHING else :roll:
el_papi_chew_low
03-08-2005, 09:48 AM
Bro after graduating.... these dumb ass 18- 23 yr. old college girls get boring after the nut.
P.S.S. Im an U.M. alumni 8) A lot of beautiful women would be an Understatment. :roll:
99.9% OF ALL BITCHES GET BORING AFTER A NUTT
WHICH U.M.? UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, MIAMI, MARYLAND??
LOL..True True....... University of Miami
Smartest things on paper..but Damnit they dumb as hell on EVERYTHING else :roll:
OK, I give you made props cause Miami got some smookin babes.
freakaccident
03-08-2005, 10:29 AM
I miss hot southern wimin. Indiana chicks are fat.
Black Ghost
03-08-2005, 10:58 AM
I miss hot southern wimin. Indiana chicks are fat.
We went to the 500 2 yrs ago..there was alot of hot chicks.......Granted they were white and really red neck..but that didnt stop them from swallowing the babies :D
freakaccident
03-08-2005, 03:15 PM
I miss hot southern wimin. Indiana chicks are fat.
We went to the 500 2 yrs ago..there was alot of hot chicks.......Granted they were white and really red neck..but that didnt stop them from swallowing the babies :D
What did you do about their toothless baby daddy?
Reel Deal
03-08-2005, 04:08 PM
I miss hot southern wimin. Indiana chicks are fat.
We went to the 500 2 yrs ago..there was alot of hot chicks.......Granted they were white and really red neck..but that didnt stop them from swallowing the babies :D
What did you do about their toothless baby daddy?What has 6 legs and 20 teeth?
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The barmaids at a redneck bar...
Black Ghost
03-09-2005, 10:56 AM
I miss hot southern wimin. Indiana chicks are fat.
We went to the 500 2 yrs ago..there was alot of hot chicks.......Granted they were white and really red neck..but that didnt stop them from swallowing the babies :D
What did you do about their toothless baby daddy? Ha ha..now that i think about it ,The guy DID say here come meet my "ol' lady" and she sure wasnt his mama:shock: What has 6 legs and 20 teeth?
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The barmaids at a redneck bar...
Cold But FUUUUUUNNY :!: :lol:
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