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will_blueprint
03-16-2005, 10:57 AM
Does anyone have a map of the hot spots like latino, classicos, the palace, or passions. It would be really helpful I;ve seen a couple of maps on google and the streets look really twisty and turny, is there any central land mark I can go by, thanks.
Or atleast a group of maps i can piece meal
continentalmike
03-16-2005, 11:43 AM
sosau is a very small town.. divided in two sections; el batey (where the tourists are) and los charamiscos (were mostly Dominicans live).. the beach connects the two parts and is a good place during the day time
In El Batey the main drag is called Pedro Clisante and on it you'll find the main attractions.. Passions, Four Roses, Classico's, Latino (now closed), sosua Life and lots of others.. it's about 1.5 miles from the PJ's (an overpriced eatery near the beach entrance) to Passions on the other end.. in between you'll find all you'll need..
Rocky's is just off Pedro Clisante at a corner with a big jewelry store, you'll see a sign for cowgirls bar.. next door is rocky's..
On the beach there are Shark Bar, Scandinavian Bar and Siempre Sol, and a lot of others too..
Just walk around and enjoy yourself, you really can't getl ost
BROOKLYN_357
03-16-2005, 07:33 PM
imma use my etch a sketch and make you a map...just give me a little time, lol
will_blueprint
03-16-2005, 08:09 PM
lol i made my own today thats as soon as i can verify it i will post it
fox mulder
03-16-2005, 10:08 PM
Does anyone have a map of the hot spots like latino, classicos, the palace, or passions. It would be really helpful I;ve seen a couple of maps on google and the streets look really twisty and turny, is there any central land mark I can go by, thanks.
Or atleast a group of maps i can piece meal
Just jump on a motoconcho and say ........... and they will take you there. Give them 20 pesos.
BROOKLYN_357
03-17-2005, 08:08 PM
Does anyone have a map of the hot spots like latino, classicos, the palace, or passions. It would be really helpful I;ve seen a couple of maps on google and the streets look really twisty and turny, is there any central land mark I can go by, thanks.
Or atleast a group of maps i can piece meal
Just jump on a motoconcho and say ........... and they will take you there. Give them 20 pesos.
just show a chica a 500 peso bill and she'll tell you where EVERYTHING is
nuhomet
03-17-2005, 08:13 PM
exit Palace go right up street, turn right at end of street, keep walking, look for pussy. After finding pussy follow instructions in reverse.
Mr Chocha Man
03-17-2005, 08:20 PM
it's about 1.5 miles from the PJ's (an overpriced eatery near the beach entrance) to Passions on the other end..
1.5 miles? Is it even THAT far? Seems more like half a mile.
Anyways, he's right. Sosua is a SMALL town. You'll won't have any problems learning the lay of the land.
(heh, heh. I said LAY.)
gdogg
03-17-2005, 10:21 PM
I hope it's 1.5 miles. That would explain the weight loss each trip. Well, one of the explanations...
:twisted:
BrooklynBeas
03-17-2005, 10:24 PM
I hope it's 1.5 miles. That would explain the weight loss each trip. Well, one of the explanations...
:twisted:
i need a Sosua diet.... i feel like my dress shirts for work are getting a lil tight.... time to book a trip
gdogg
03-17-2005, 10:25 PM
Sounds like a plan to me. If only I was self employed!
BrooklynBeas
03-17-2005, 10:27 PM
Sounds like a plan to me. If only I was self employed!
ditto
freakaccident
03-23-2005, 01:34 PM
How the hell can you lose weight? Ill probably gain 10 pounds from beer alone.
knotty
03-23-2005, 05:31 PM
How the hell can you lose weight? Ill probably gain 10 pounds from beer alone.
you'll definitely come back a few pounds lighter. It's from all the exercise your body gets from fucking. Sex is one of the only exercises that work out the whole body.
How the hell can you lose weight? Ill probably gain 10 pounds from beer alone.
you'll definitely come back a few pounds lighter. It's from all the exercise your body gets from fucking. Sex is one of the only exercises that work out the whole body.
Swimming is another one!
Sex in the Jacuzzi give you two of the full body exercisies!!
:wink:
freakaccident
03-23-2005, 05:35 PM
How the hell can you lose weight? Ill probably gain 10 pounds from beer alone.
you'll definitely come back a few pounds lighter. It's from all the exercise your body gets from fucking. Sex is one of the only exercises that work out the whole body.
I get laid 5 or 6 times a week and Im still fat. Oh yeah, telling her "suck it and I might let you ride" really isnt much of a workout.
BrooklynBeas
03-23-2005, 06:12 PM
How the hell can you lose weight? Ill probably gain 10 pounds from beer alone.
you'll definitely come back a few pounds lighter. It's from all the exercise your body gets from fucking. Sex is one of the only exercises that work out the whole body.
I get laid 5 or 6 times a week and Im still fat. Oh yeah, telling her "suck it and I might let you ride" really isnt much of a workout.
The reason why... Well the weather today in Sosua is 86 degrees... Its humid as fuck most of the time, You will be fucking girls half your age... maybe a lil less then half depending on your age... You will be walking a lot... without realizing how much you are walking because its like your walking in heaven on clouds.... You will be eating little because your day and night will be occupied with a shitload of different things... Some days i eat once or maybe twice during the day...
gdogg
03-23-2005, 10:53 PM
What you do eat you burn off quickly. I thought it was odd that I was hungry a couple of hours after eating breakfast, but I had walked two miles since eating. I actually live healthy in the DR. Another reason to get my ass back there quick!
psriches
03-23-2005, 11:56 PM
That's why the chicas have little body fat. Lifting cervesa's to their mouths is about the only exercise they get. They don't even like to walk. However, on the inside, they're bodies are fucked up. You ever notice that they eat no vegies and take no vitamins? So if you really want to bring a gift, bring some vitamins from the dollar store. Sorry! I know this was supposed to be about maps. :wink:
That's why the chicas have little body fat. Lifting cervesa's to their mouths is about the only exercise they get. They don't even like to walk. However, on the inside, they're bodies are fucked up. You ever notice that they eat no vegies and take no vitamins? So if you really want to bring a gift, bring some vitamins from the dollar store.
I guess they need to go back to el campo for the veggies and fruits, doesnt leche have a good source of protien.
Escort_King
03-24-2005, 12:26 AM
exit Palace go right up street, turn right at end of street, keep walking, look for pussy. After finding pussy follow instructions in reverse.
I like your directions best!!!
gdogg
03-24-2005, 10:07 AM
exit Palace go right up street, turn right at end of street, keep walking, look for pussy. After finding pussy follow instructions in reverse.
I like your directions best!!!
Those directions are very accurate.
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