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the_Jayman
03-19-2005, 09:53 PM
Black Beards is nice to chill at which is precisely my reasoning for heading there this trip.

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The Hustle and Bustle of everyday life in the States does take a toll on you and sometimes you just need to relax.

Don't get me wrong . . . I LOVE SOSUA but when I am there I tend to turn into a monster and run everywhere 10 times a day and sleep 3 hours at a stretch at best. Never sober up the entire trip and lose my voice in the first 36 hours.

This trip to Paradise I NEED to relax. It's been a long hard winter.

There's a Bar-B-Que planned for the night I arrive.

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Relax in the pool a little

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and then enjoy a nice T-bone steak . . . a few after dinner cocktails and head for the Jacuzzi with my two buds and 6 or 12 of our closest friends.

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(there's 2 of them)

We won’t consider getting on a motto or in a taxi and we'll get to bed (not sleep, bed) early. Like 1 or 2 in the morning.

Wake up Thursday morning and bust a quick nut, a shower and then head for the pool.

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Order some breakfast and then back in the pool. It won't take too long for the cocktails to make an appearance and then talk to the buds about the days activities. The options are endless but we won't do anything that even remotley resembles a "Normal Vacation Activity" just debate about which bar we should sit in. Maybe just walk up the road and hang at Costumbar beach . . .

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but maybe get a taxi and head over to drink with Lou at the Shark Bar for the afternoon.

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Probably have dinner at Black Beards again

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and RELAX ! !

Thursday is the start of the Sweet 16 so we'll keep an eye on that and just chill under the lights and enjoy the bar. When no one is there it closes at midnight but they have never closed it on me. They will cater to the group that is there and I spent more then one night drinkin at Black Beards bar till well past 2 AM.

Friday should be similar with the second half of the 16 on the TV's.

With a good chance of a Jacuzzi party again . .

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Especially looking forward to Saturday because of the Bikini contest that is planned for that afternoon and then more relaxing and drinking pool side. Plus we will be down to the Elite 8 and that alone is a reason to drink at a bar.

Odds are I will wake up Sunday morning drunk or hung over as hell be we'll just chill and probably check out the new Harley Davidson bar up the road.

Naps EVERY afternoon and relaxation ! !

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Not running all over Sosua 20 hours a day drinkin in every bar I can find . . .

I'll do that on my next trip to Paradise :mrgreen:

It's been a long fuckin winter and I need to catch my breath ! !

Tonto4
03-19-2005, 10:01 PM
That was a great tour of the place Jayman. You are right: it has been a long winter. You guys are gonna have a great vacation. What a beautiful place. And all those BB girls. YEAH!

Dick Dawson
03-19-2005, 10:04 PM
Brings back so many memories.

El Drunko
03-19-2005, 10:27 PM
In case you didn`t know this, that tub is big enough for you me and 30 of our closest chicas. The wall in the back is a waterfall. Be carefull when you get in, you think its 2 feet deep but it isn't, its all of 4 feet deep.

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Apos
03-19-2005, 11:22 PM
I'm gonna have to get to BB's one of these trips, atleast to visit. I may stay there for a couple of nights in the middle of a Sosua trip. just to break things up a bit. Nice tour and pics jayman, better than their site really.

DEPUTY DAWG
03-20-2005, 12:47 AM
I'm gonna have to get to BB's one of these trips, atleast to visit. I may stay there for a couple of nights in the middle of a Sosua trip. just to break things up a bit. Nice tour and pics jayman, better than their site really.

Me and moshy2k are planning on doing just that for at least a day in april.
Hey Jayman great post!!!!! Give us poor freezing souls some recommendation on putas there :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ENJOY YOURSELF :!: :!: :!: :!:

moshy2k
03-20-2005, 08:30 AM
tmcq,

You won't need any recommendations your biggest problem will be deciding which one you want. 24 more days to go till paradise.

BROOKLYN_357
03-20-2005, 12:38 PM
yeah, me and knottydread are going to check it out also

DEPUTY DAWG
03-21-2005, 01:03 AM
tmcq,

You won't need any recommendations your biggest problem will be deciding which one you want. 24 more days to go till paradise.

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN I'm in SOOoooo much trouble
in 23 days :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

moshy2k
03-21-2005, 08:28 PM
you have no idea how your life is about to change....

BrooklynBeas
03-21-2005, 09:09 PM
Jay... WHen you stay at BB's do you just get the girls from there? Are you paying those top BB rates.... I wouldnt mind staying there if there was other girls (cheaper) available... and if it wasnt in the middle of nowhere... Maybe sometime when i have a car for sure... Even though the place is nice and i was there once to hang for a day and look around... I just dont think its really for me

Apos
03-21-2005, 09:14 PM
Jay... WHen you stay at BB's do you just get the girls from there? Are you paying those top BB rates.... I wouldnt mind staying there if there was other girls (cheaper) available... and if it wasnt in the middle of nowhere... Maybe sometime when i have a car for sure... Even though the place is nice and i was there once to hang for a day and look around... I just dont think its really for me

i wouldn't want to stay a whole vacation there but the idea of being in a really nice, isolated place for a night or 2 is attracive. i'm considering going in may after a few days in sosua. just for a quick visit. pickup a nice new chica and bring her with me. then back to sosewer for the rest of the trip. it's cheap enough like that it think and makes for a nice break in the middle.

the_Jayman
03-21-2005, 10:25 PM
Jay... WHen you stay at BB's do you just get the girls from there? Are you paying those top BB rates....

. . . . I just dont think its really for me

I don't know man . . . Keep in mind that I'm a nubi and am staying at Black Beards for my 2nd time.

I went a year ago and got shitty service at the resaurant and when I ordered a screwdriver from the bar tender
(in my smothest spanish of course . . . el screwdriver por favor !) i ended up with a sambouka and OJ . . . . OUCH ! ! (sp?)

Remember . . . I SWORE i'd never set foot in Black Beards again . . .

:D

1 day 11 hours 35 minutes ! !

Dick Dawson
03-21-2005, 10:30 PM
Remember..


Necesito cambiar dinero, por favor.

the_Jayman
03-21-2005, 10:39 PM
I been practicin my spanish . . .

Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .
Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .
Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .
Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .
Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .

Yo necesito el baño . . . rápido, rápido, rápido
:mrgreen:

Dick Dawson
03-21-2005, 10:49 PM
I been practicin my spanish . . .

Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .
Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .
Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .
Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .
Yo necesito a cerveza por favor . . .

Yo necesito el baño . . . rápido, rápido, rápido
:mrgreen:

You even have the symbols down. Just change 'a' to 'una' as in

Yo necesito una cerveza por favor.

That would be for one beer.

gdogg
03-22-2005, 10:55 AM
...well Jayman will be saying "Yo necesito MUCHOS cervezas"!
:wink:

BrooklynBeas
03-22-2005, 02:57 PM
...well Jayman will be saying "Yo necesito MUCHOS cervezas"!
:wink:

I was gonna say... When does Jay order 1 beer

UnMEnXTC
03-22-2005, 04:11 PM
Now with no spanish, let me see if my spelling is ok for what I ask for:

Yo necesito quatro cerveza por favor.

BrooklynBeas
03-22-2005, 06:12 PM
Now with no spanish, let me see if my spelling is ok for what I ask for:

Yo necesito quatro cerveza por favor.

Yo necesito quatro cervezas por favor

just added an S to cerveza

the_Jayman
03-22-2005, 07:50 PM
Yo necesito mucho grande tetas ! ! :D

JD
03-22-2005, 08:48 PM
After all those great photos I forgot all about the ISOC T-shirts.

Well done,

the_Jayman
03-22-2005, 09:10 PM
yeah . . . I owe you guys some shirts don't I :(

Pana
03-22-2005, 09:44 PM
Jay_man this is for you enjoy your trip at BB's :wink: .....there waiting for you there lined up just for you.
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knotty
03-22-2005, 10:01 PM
yes, we've been waiting patiently, but we'll wait until you get back.