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Coolhand
03-24-2005, 12:10 PM
WZup to all my boys back home this has been a true trip for your ass. Well first off this trip starts at Rdu where I see this fine ass shorty at the airport, and since in my mind I have already transformed to The Coolhand I spray my mojo on the honey. Now the mojo was strong so I knew it was only a matter of time. So I get on the plane, and began to go over my trip in my head of what I will do. My plan is to hit up some of the chicas from earlier trips. You know it is always nice to have a trip with a few dimes rather than a whole lot of bullshit.

So after a 1 hour flight I get to JFK I have said it once and I will say it again I hate JFK. I have yet to catch a flight there that has every left on time. So after a 3 hour delay I hope on the plane. Now getting back to what I said before that the MOjo is strong with the young one because guess who is seating with the Coolhand for the ride shorty from RDU. It Turns out old girl is from the DR and is coming down for Spring Break. We have a wonderful flight full of shakes and old girl with 36dd tits just had to run in to my arms. So by this time I am thinking of pulling out my Mile high card and giving here a one day pass for some Hard Dick and bubble gum, but old girl mom is in the seat beside us. Now I know you guys are thinking smash that shit anyway, but it would not be the southern way. The southern way would be to sweet talk the mom as I did and get in good with the fam, and on my return beat that stuff hard and fast maybe bring her mom into the picture too its happened before it will happen again. So ofcourse I do the number exchange with her and tell here that if she wants to fuck I mean talk give me a call while she is down in the DR. She was quick to say if I can get away for a day we can do that.

So we get off the plane in Sti and what a cluster fuck I mean that is one big ass mess. It took 45 min just to get my bag and to make it better my plans for riding to Sousa on C tours is shot. SO I had to ride a cab all the way. Now this ride was some shit this mother fuck is driving like it is his first time behind the wheel. So I get to Sousa alive and get to the Europa for some of the worst guest service they could give someone. After waiting 30 min just to check in to this shit hole, and meet Yulissa walking into the lobby we exchange greetings and shit and I set it up for the next day. I turn around and run in to Psriches wzup player let get this mother fucker started. El papi is also chilling in the lobby so psriches does the intro and we get ready for the main event. So we went over to domino's to party not to many chicas there so I decided to go get some chicken. So I am walking back to the club and run into the famous WSJ3 now this is a true player here guys. SO we get to sousa life El papi,psriches,wsj3, and myself have some beers and go to Classico's. This bitch was packed like a can of spam. So Psriches decided he wanted to make sure he saw every chica in the club down stairs and find out that we almost walked in to the girls bathroom so I guess that would explain why there was so many chica's in one area. As we turn around I here hey where you go, and look it is my homegirl Yaz. We talk for a sec and agree to hook up on the dance floor later. So we make a few laps and the guys already have appt so they go back to smash. So I go back to the club and look for my homegirl we hit the dance floor and dance the night away. So we leave about 4am from the club and ride back to europa. We stay up watching cartoons and laughing about the gringo's on the dance floor and have a few drinks. No sex that night because I see yaz as a true friend and never treat her like a punta because I have found that is were alot of guys screw the are just to quick to jump the bones and fuck up a real GFE by treating the nice girls like shit. Now you know which girls are the nice ones and which are the hoes so know what you want and what you are looking for the trip. and plan from there. If you want be with the nice girls treat them to that level there are too many money hungry bitches out there for a quick smash and dash so if that is what you are looking for dont waste your time. So that was my public message for the trip. So we make plans to go for some fun in the sun for monday, but first she had to work so we made plans to meet at 5pm. Well somehow our words got changed because she taught I was coming to the shop to meet with here and after I waited two hours I made a change of plains. I give yulissa a call to see if she wants to hook up for a bit so we catch a few drinks and go to the palace for a few drinks smash at the palace and I must say the ass is phat. We fuck for about 2 hours and held to the casino.

WSJ3
03-24-2005, 12:32 PM
That's my man laying the pimp hand on all dem hoes...

LOL.

psriches
03-24-2005, 03:15 PM
"but we don't love um tho" snoop dogg

gdogg
03-24-2005, 04:31 PM
'Bout time we heard from ya, P-I-M-P! Are you still there representin'?

Coolhand
03-28-2005, 02:19 PM
sorry for the delay just got back on sunday night late. Didnt have time to post there I was too busy laying the pipe.

continentalmike
03-28-2005, 02:27 PM
yes back in the saddle again.. ride them ponies

gdogg
03-28-2005, 02:52 PM
Welcome back, Stronghand. Be sure to tell us all about it!!
:twisted:

Coolhand
03-28-2005, 10:25 PM
Like I said I go to the casino with yulisa and chill for a bit she is on a roll too. She makes about 4000 she flipped the 500 I gave her to 4k so she gives me 1000 so I am happy. Had she not won I would have just taken out on her ass so either way it was going to be win/win for me. So we head to Classico's to meet the guys and of all people to run into at the Bar looking for me Yasmin. I am think I will be damn how am I going to play this shit off I know the two dont get along so it will be best to go up stairs. The guys are watching tring to see how your boy would stay cool. So yulissa grabs me a beer and we start to dance. For you guy out there notice I said she got me a beer. You see I know her to not be a bad girl many just rub her wrong. Since I have chilled with both girls in the past I decided that for a all night event yasmin wins hands down. So since I had already banged yulissa and I knew I couldnt talk them into a 3 way I told Yulissa I would meet her in the AM. She leaves and John tells me that Yasmin was mad and left the club. I hunt Yasmin down and smooth things with her now this took some work because she was pissed. She told me that her problem is that she found out that her old boyfriend was dealing with yulissa as well and she didnt like it at all. El papi helps to calm her down. She tells me that she likes me and that real want to show me a good time. Now at first I am thinking this is game,but I remember all the calls,emails,etc and never once asked for money. Now there was a break when we both had someone in our life but other than that we did remain friends. So I say what the hell I have never done the novia trip thing so why not. So we go to the room and you girl tried to give me a good reason to forget about Yulissa. Now this is wild to have two girls going head to head to give me some head. After about a 4hour session we call it a night. So the next day Yasmin catches the cab to head home and I run dead into yulissa.

For the next few days this chica is waiting for me outside of the europa for me. Have made plans to go to POP with yasmin to meet her dad and brother so I had to change plans with Yulissa. Get to POP and Yasmin gets us a grande and some cups and e get the damn thing started. She takes me to the Crystal palace on the beach real cool seen. Her father doesnt speak but a little english and I speak no spanish. So talking is very little, but in her telling him about me she tells him I speak fluent japanese and I hear konichiwa who knew her father speaks Japanese we are in business. Turns out her dad worked for a Japanese company for 12 years. So we talk and I open up and buy all of us a grande.

psriches
03-28-2005, 10:35 PM
Don't hurt um COOL!! :wink:

knotty
03-28-2005, 11:44 PM
keep it pimpin, baby. sounds like you were definitely laying the smack down on those chicas asses.

Pana
03-28-2005, 11:48 PM
laying the smack down on those chicas asses.'
A thats my signature you have to pay me to mention any thing dealing with the smack down on chicas assess :lol: :lol: :lol:

knotty
03-28-2005, 11:59 PM
laying the smack down on those chicas asses.'
A thats my signature you have to pay me to mention any thing dealing with the smack down on chicas assess :lol: :lol: :lol:

do you like pancakes??? :wink:

Pana
03-29-2005, 12:51 AM
laying the smack down on those chicas asses.'
A thats my signature you have to pay me to mention any thing dealing with the smack down on chicas assess :lol: :lol: :lol:

do you like pancakes??? :wink:
It doesnt matter if I like pancakes :lol: :lol: :lol: .

JD
03-29-2005, 02:45 AM
That's cool being able to go to another language to communicate with Yasmin's Dad.

Sounds like you are having a great time. Putting girls in competition seems to bring out the best efforts.

continentalmike
03-29-2005, 05:17 AM
Japanese... classic... :D :D :D :D

You're doing good my man!

DEPUTY DAWG
03-29-2005, 01:11 PM
So you speak no spanish, but fluent japanese DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Your are a motherf*#ker. I see you applied pimp rule no.#4 (adapt to any situation). I take it then, that yulissa and yasmin both speak good english, a little english or understand english good?????????????????????? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

Coolhand
03-29-2005, 03:24 PM
Yes, They both do speak english and I do speak a little I dated a PR girl for 1yr so I do understand just dont speak enough I will work on it for the next few months it doesnt take me to long to pick up I just have to work on it.

DEPUTY DAWG
03-29-2005, 03:48 PM
Yes, They both do speak english and I do speak a little I dated a PR girl for 1yr so I do understand just dont speak enough I will work on it for the next few months it doesnt take me to long to pick up I just have to work on it.

I'm listening to pimslure tapes everyday before my trip in 16 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to at lease be able to say few words and make'em fill sorry for me. O.K. yulissa or yasmin who do I put in the cross hairs :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: