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agua chico
03-24-2005, 01:33 PM
Day One
Got to Sosua on the , no problem at customs, checked in to the hotel no problem. I went to M&M massage for a regular massage with Maria, 500pesos. It was good. Then I went to Alexandria Steakhouse for Dinner 300Pesos.
I had just wanted to relax pussy free for the first night and then I decided to take a walk at night and came across Julissa, the famous bad attitude chica and Rosy on a scooter we were talking and they noticed the police and gassed it. I also walk by Club Classicos. Seeing the bevy of chicas in there I ran back to my hotel and ask for there geust policy, they said ok. Then I showered and go to classicos. I sat alone at the bar with this ugly chica just gazing at me and Yazmin from “Prisches” post was gazing hard at me too but I didn’t do nothing. Anyway, this fine mocha skinned big assed 5’2, 125lbs chica walked up and started talking to me. She spoke enough English to carry on a conversation, we went up to dance and she got freaky with me. I finally ask if she wants to go with me and she agreed. We got on Moto, we both take a shower her body was banging and clean. We got in bed and she sucked me and we fucked all night for about 2 hours in all positions. She did not like doggy much. True GFE.I fucked her in the morning again. She said she was going to the capital the next day which was good because I didnt want to be stuck with one chica for the time I was there. I took her to breakfast and gave her 1200pesos, she frowned a bit and I gave her another 200.
Day 2
Met this girl at the beach we started talking and by 3pm we were in my hotel fucking. It was an ok experience. No money, just lunch at PJs
In the evening I went to sosua life and met this big tittied stunner We negotiate 1000 for 2 hours at 10.30pm. Took her to the room body was banging but was horrible in bed plus she smelled even after I ask her to take a shower I cut her loose in 40 minutes.
Then I went back on the hunt at classicos. I met this girl dancing and shaking her ass in front of me to get noticed. Very well shaped girl with an average face 21 years old. We talked and dance and ask her back to my room. No upfront negotiation She gave me good gfe and let me cum all over her Fucked for 1.5 hours and the next morning. She said she wanted to be my girlfriend during my stay and I said ok, yeah right. I gave her 1200 pesos for the night and breakfast.
Day 3
I went walking and came upon LA passions massage and Monica was the first to come talk to me. Based on the recommendation from here I tried her out. Did not like it much, to mechanical. I got to meet Peter. Nice guy.
I went to Sousa Life at Night and mved on to Clasicos. Then I met Yasmin(See Priscches post). Nice looking well behaved girl. We were looking at each other from a distance and she finally made the move to walk towards me. I firt ignored her and then on her way back she gave me a bad look for ignoring her and I finally said “sup. She became very pleasant from then. We danced and I ask her when she would come visit me at my hotel, Didn’t want to straight tell her let go now cause she did not strike me as a true puta, but she really is. Anyway she said when would her like her to come visit, then I gathered the courage to say right now. We jumped on motto to the hotel. She took a shower and I took one too. We both cuddled for while and actually conversated till she went down on me. This girl turned me on so much that I grudge fucked the shit out of her. I was surprised she could take a dick and even fucked me back. I swear I must have made her cum 5 times that night. We slept for 2 hours and she backed up into me again, fucked her again and in the morning. She said she had to go to work (doing hair and nails) and she would see me later. I discounted that and gave her $45 U.S. It was worth every penny and she did not ask for $. I did not expect to see her again.
Day 4
Went to the beach and just laid there and chatted with some of the vendors and went to some bars. I went back to my hotel to ponder what to do at night and Yasminn shows up at my door at 6pm. I was mad that I was stuck with her for the evening but then I was also glad because I knew I had a sure good fuck comimg up that night again. I took her to dinner and just came back to the hotel, then she says she wanted to talk to me. She said she has a boyfriend in Atlanta. I was like so fucking what. Anyway right after that how about she jumps on me and ask if I want a massage, hell yea. We went from massage to another grudge fuck, she must be addicted to cuming because she tries to get hers first by all means. Again she came several times. She wore me out. We stayed in the rest of the night and I woke up to doggy fuck her which she does so well.. I give her 800 pesos to leave the next morning and she said she‘ll see me in the evening. She did not show up. From some of the post here she was probably with another monger (coolhand??) maybe. No sweat.
Day 5
Since Yasmin did not show up I went to the club and I was getting well known at clasico which I did not like. Anyway I negotiate a shot term with this straight up puta. Light skin good looking. I negotiate 1200 for 1.5 hours. We go to the hotel and she start asking me if I was finished in 15 minutes. I said no and she got mad. I said well get your ass out right now and I will only pay you 400 pesos, then she start begging that she was sorry and she would stay the whole 1.5 hours. I asked her to go take another shower because she was still smelling a bit which she did. I took 2 nuts out of the deal and made her leave in 1 hour. Then I went back to sosua life, nothing there that I wanted so I came home alone.
Day 6
Yasmin shows up at 9 pm as I was going to the club and she started talking junk that her friend saw me at the club with girls hugging me and I was on a motto with another and I first denied it and finally said so what. You said you had a boyfriend so we both playing the game, she did not like that much but she calmed down. We went to the casino where we came out even.
Went back to the room for the night for my final night of sport fucking with yasmin. I must have tore it up because she was shaking and crying. Gave her nothing in the morning. I never saw her again till 2 days later at classicos with some guy and she was trying to hide from me. They evetually left the club. She probably thought I had left the country. I did not sweat it.
Day7
Met some guys from California and we sat around at the beach.
I set up a deal with some girl from the beach, saying I’ll come pick her from the job the next day before my flight for a final hooray and she said cool. She was a very shapely skinny girl. She then showed up at clasicos and wanted to go with me but I said no that I will still come pick her up the next day
The first girl on my first night was back from Santo Domingo was at the club and she complained that her cousin had seen me with so many girls. I am like what’s wrong with this girls. They think they can sleep around but I am meant to be loyal to them. Any way she got over it and followed me back to the hotel. She did some things to me that made me tremble. I was slapping that ass so hard like it was going out of business. She even looked good in the morning and we did it again. Gave her 1500 pesos and a nike tshirt.
Went to the beach to see if I could get the other girl from her work. She said she was not coming because I was to “mucho chica chica”. I tried to tlak to her because I really wanted that last ass before my flight but she refused . Oh well you win some you lose some.
This was my first time and I can’t wait to go again. I did not get to go to the palace because I did not like the idea of aggressive chicas rubbing up on me. The fun is in chasing them and I was quite successful at clasicos.
As I am finishing off this report Yasmin just left a message on my cell phone asking me to call her and to see how I am doing. I must have left an impression on that ass
Yeah, Classicos is quite a fun spot. Good report.
psriches
03-24-2005, 03:22 PM
That was a great report!! Welcome my brother.......... :wink:
DEPUTY DAWG
03-24-2005, 03:24 PM
Good report. good reading, sounds like you had a blast!!!!
I'll do the same in 19 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. Was this your first trip????????????????
gdogg
03-24-2005, 04:30 PM
Excellent report, Jagu!! Where ya been?
:wink:
Yasmin is claiming an Atlanta boyfriend? Naah, I know it's not me.
:shock:
agua chico
03-24-2005, 04:40 PM
Gdogg,
Yes she is claiming an Atlanta boyfriend. She showed me a picture of him.
She says he is 32.
Yes this was my first time ever.
BrooklynBeas
03-24-2005, 04:47 PM
jagu nice report... and Welcome... way to come out of the batters box hitting!
Gdogg,
Yes she is claiming an Atlanta boyfriend. She showed me a picture of him.
She says he is 32.
Yes this was my first time ever.
IT IS G :lol:
Great report, especially for your first trip. Do you have any pics? i guarantee you they will be appriciated here :idea:
gdogg
03-24-2005, 04:59 PM
Gdogg,
Yes she is claiming an Atlanta boyfriend. She showed me a picture of him.
She says he is 32.
Yes this was my first time ever.
I was just kidding, and I believe I've seen the boyfriend. She's a cool chica, but her just showing up on you is kinda alarming. One of her better qualities was that she never popped up uninvited. Enjoyed your report...and DON'T BE A STRANGER!!
gdogg
03-24-2005, 05:01 PM
Gdogg,
Yes she is claiming an Atlanta boyfriend. She showed me a picture of him.
She says he is 32.
Yes this was my first time ever.
IT IS G :lol:
Naaah! She was the famed PTN from last August and I may have helped to break her in...but alas, it's not me. Great girl though!
DEPUTY DAWG
03-24-2005, 05:16 PM
Yes this was my first time ever.
Damn now I like your post even better!!!!!!!!!Good job
19 DAYS AND COUNTING :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
agua chico
03-24-2005, 05:16 PM
No I took no pictures. The first girl I ask was Yasmin. She said no because she knows somebody put her pictures on the internet. So I did not even try to ask the other girls.
I had seen Yasmin's pictures before going there, but I did not tell her of course.
When I saw her on Prisches report, I thought damn I'd like to hit that, and she fell right into my arms on getting there. You got to love that country.
DEPUTY DAWG
03-24-2005, 05:20 PM
No I took no pictures. The first girl I ask was Yasmin. She said no because she knows somebody put her pictures on the internet. So I did not even try to ask the other girls.
I had seen Yasmin's pictures before going there, but I did not tell her of course.
When I saw her on Prisches report, I thought damn I'd like to hit that, and she fell right into my arms on getting there. You got to love that country.
I'm gonna get a piece of that as well. Too bad about the pics!!!!! I'll at least try for some pics w/ clothes on (but I like that anyway) or at least get some great booty shots their the only ones that matter to me anyway
Tonto4
03-24-2005, 05:39 PM
Jagu-nice report
knotty
03-24-2005, 08:08 PM
enjoyed your report, jagu. welcome aboard.
Good report and once again welcome aboard :wink: .
Jagu,
Dittos. Excellent job. Sounds like you had a great time and didn't overspend. Just the way it is supposed to be.
agua chico
03-25-2005, 10:27 AM
Yeah I had a whirl wind time. Each time I tell my friend they are getting on the internet trying to find out about this country and it's occupying thier mind :lol:
Reel Deal
03-25-2005, 12:30 PM
Nice read! ^5!
knotty
03-25-2005, 01:04 PM
Yeah I had a whirl wind time. Each time I tell my friend they are getting on the internet trying to find out about this country and it's occupying thier mind :lol:
got all my friends pondering about going, but they keep frontin. They see the pics I come back with, they hear the stories, but they're not getting it yet. Got 3 friends lined up for my next 2 trips. Lets see what happens when it's time to bounce. They can have these American hoes. DR is the shizzle. :D :D :D
agua chico
03-25-2005, 01:19 PM
Unless you are staying at the palace or some place with set prices there is no reason to be paying over 2k for all night deal. In fact I enjoyed going to clasico and sosua life and just chatting them up to come to my hotel and we go at it and I give them what ever I want. I will only do an all nighter with some one who speaks some English.
Unless you are staying at the palace or some place with set prices there is no reason to be paying over 2k for all night deal. In fact I enjoyed going to clasico and sosua life and just chatting them up to come to my hotel and we go at it and I give them what ever I want. I will only do an all nighter with some one who speaks some English.
Depending on the time, sometimes 1,000 is plenty.
el_papi_chew_low
03-31-2005, 02:01 PM
No I took no pictures. The first girl I ask was Yasmin. She said no because she knows somebody put her pictures on the internet. So I did not even try to ask the other girls.
I had seen Yasmin's pictures before going there, but I did not tell her of course.
When I saw her on Prisches report, I thought damn I'd like to hit that, and she fell right into my arms on getting there. You got to love that country.
Nice report!!! Yasmin was definately apprehensive about taking pictures. It was almost as if someone on this site had told her or shown her the previous pics. If you were fucking Yasmin the week of March 19-27, thatz wild because I know someone that was fucking her also that same week.
No I took no pictures. The first girl I ask was Yasmin. She said no because she knows somebody put her pictures on the internet. So I did not even try to ask the other girls.
I had seen Yasmin's pictures before going there, but I did not tell her of course.
When I saw her on Prisches report, I thought damn I'd like to hit that, and she fell right into my arms on getting there. You got to love that country.
Nice report!!! Yasmin was definately apprehensive about taking pictures. It was almost as if someone on this site had told her or shown her the previous pics. If you were fucking Yasmin the week of March 19-27, thatz wild because I know someone that was fucking her also that same week.
Yeah I did manage to get one pic of her while psriches, chew low and I were hanging out in Charamicos but she is deathly paranoid of the pics.
Too much work for a monger such as myself just keep it moving to the next one.
But I am sure that Coolhand can attest to the fact that bootay is slamming.
freakaccident
03-31-2005, 03:27 PM
Hopefully I'll have the chance to fuck the shit out of her too. Maybe even stick it in her ass! :twisted:
gdogg
03-31-2005, 08:09 PM
No I took no pictures. The first girl I ask was Yasmin. She said no because she knows somebody put her pictures on the internet. So I did not even try to ask the other girls.
I had seen Yasmin's pictures before going there, but I did not tell her of course.
When I saw her on Prisches report, I thought damn I'd like to hit that, and she fell right into my arms on getting there. You got to love that country.
Nice report!!! Yasmin was definately apprehensive about taking pictures. It was almost as if someone on this site had told her or shown her the previous pics. If you were fucking Yasmin the week of March 19-27, thatz wild because I know someone that was fucking her also that same week.
I was thinking the same thing.
:roll:
She's also one of the smarter ones and may have seen the site. She has computer knowledge and I did first see her at Rocky's.
psriches
03-31-2005, 10:55 PM
No I took no pictures. The first girl I ask was Yasmin. She said no because she knows somebody put her pictures on the internet. So I did not even try to ask the other girls.
I had seen Yasmin's pictures before going there, but I did not tell her of course.
When I saw her on Prisches report, I thought damn I'd like to hit that, and she fell right into my arms on getting there. You got to love that country.
Nice report!!! Yasmin was definately apprehensive about taking pictures. It was almost as if someone on this site had told her or shown her the previous pics. If you were fucking Yasmin the week of March 19-27, thatz wild because I know someone that was fucking her also that same week.
I was thinking the same thing.
:roll:
She's also one of the smarter ones and may have seen the site. She has computer knowledge and I did first see her at Rocky's.I sure hope not because i posted alot of those pics.........
psriches
03-31-2005, 10:58 PM
No I took no pictures. The first girl I ask was Yasmin. She said no because she knows somebody put her pictures on the internet. So I did not even try to ask the other girls.
I had seen Yasmin's pictures before going there, but I did not tell her of course.
When I saw her on Prisches report, I thought damn I'd like to hit that, and she fell right into my arms on getting there. You got to love that country.
Nice report!!! Yasmin was definately apprehensive about taking pictures. It was almost as if someone on this site had told her or shown her the previous pics. If you were fucking Yasmin the week of March 19-27, thatz wild because I know someone that was fucking her also that same week.Yeah! That was funny. I return from Sosua and i'm reading two different trip reports about fucking the same chica at the same time.
Coolhand
03-31-2005, 11:44 PM
No I took no pictures. The first girl I ask was Yasmin. She said no because she knows somebody put her pictures on the internet. So I did not even try to ask the other girls.
I had seen Yasmin's pictures before going there, but I did not tell her of course.
When I saw her on Prisches report, I thought damn I'd like to hit that, and she fell right into my arms on getting there. You got to love that country.
Nice report!!! Yasmin was definately apprehensive about taking pictures. It was almost as if someone on this site had told her or shown her the previous pics. If you were fucking Yasmin the week of March 19-27, thatz wild because I know someone that was fucking her also that same week.
el papi I found it hard too because Yasmin stay with me everynight from the 20-27 and friday night the night he is talking about me you and John and yazmin was all drinking at europa. Now I would never call someone out but the only night she didnt sleep in my bed was because we sleep at her house. And as for pic shit if he was that close to her he would have got pic of her ass just like I got. So if she was with us having breakfast with us everyday how did she pull that shit off.Hell the whole crew saw her with me every night I think old boy was having a wet dream so sad.
DEPUTY DAWG
04-01-2005, 11:30 AM
Pictures are proof for me, and with witnesses even better. Coolhand you don't have to call anybody out. The person if they are not on the up & up they'll call themselves out. To give the person the benefit of the doubt maybe he's mistaken about the names, cause there's alot of chica ass roaming around to make shit up........HOPEFULLY????? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
knotty
04-01-2005, 12:33 PM
Hmmmm......now we got fake reports turning up. Damn, the 2nd fake report???
gdogg
04-01-2005, 12:58 PM
Yo Jagu...we're waiting. You got some 'splainin to do. If you're going to fake it, do it with a chica no one knows. Don't pick one held in high regard by folks here, especially when some of those same folks are in town with her!!!
:roll:
dumb ass
I'll reserve my opinion if this report is bogus or not...but we are talking about putas.
The concept that they may be fucking more than one guy at a time is a distinct possiblity...don't you think?
Once a puta....
gdogg
04-01-2005, 01:18 PM
I'll reserve my opinion if this report is bogus or not...but we are talking about putas.
The concept that they may be fucking more than one guy at a time is a distinct possiblity...don't you think?
Once a puta....
True, but I think they are saying that the times aren't matching up. When Jagu says he was with her was the same time Coolhand was with her (with witnesses).
I'll reserve my opinion if this report is bogus or not...but we are talking about putas.
The concept that they may be fucking more than one guy at a time is a distinct possiblity...don't you think?
Once a puta....
True, but I think they are saying that the times aren't matching up. When Jagu says he was with her was the same time Coolhand was with her (with witnesses).
So coolhand was with her the whole time...day and night...?
It's not like she was a girlfriend to any monger in particular..? Or am I missing something.
gdogg
04-01-2005, 01:28 PM
So coolhand was with her the whole time...day and night...?
It's not like she was a girlfriend to any monger in particular..? Or am I missing something.
Hey, it could be me that misunderstood. I don't see dates in his report, but others are saying Yasmin was with Coolhand the EXACT same time Jagu's claiming. If he's legit, I have no problem apologizing. I'll spring for a days worth of Presidente's on a future trip.
So coolhand was with her the whole time...day and night...?
It's not like she was a girlfriend to any monger in particular..? Or am I missing something.
Hey, it could be me that misunderstood. I don't see dates in his report, but others are saying Yasmin was with Coolhand the EXACT same time Jagu's claiming. If he's legit, I have no problem apologizing. I'll spring for a days worth of Presidente's on a future trip.
Haha...beers on G!
gdogg
04-01-2005, 01:33 PM
I'll gladly pay the penalty if I've come down with a case of "foot in mouth" disease.
:D
jd_mine
04-01-2005, 01:58 PM
Are we sure we're talking about the same Yasmin here? Because apart from this one I know at least two or three other Yasmins in Sosua.
I even joked about collecting Yasmins in an earlier post :-)
tampabukkake
04-01-2005, 02:58 PM
[quote="el_papi_chew_low"][quote=jagu]No I took no pictures. The first girl I ask was Yasmin. ...... el papi I found it hard too because Yasmin stay with me everynight from the 20-27 and friday night the night he is talking about me you and John and yazmin was all drinking at europa. .
I hope he is either talking about a different Yasmin or a different date.... cause Coolhand, Papi, Yasmin and I were drinking a bottle of Brugal on Fri night... and for the other nights I seen her at the Europa with Cool
continentalmike
04-01-2005, 03:37 PM
Its being looked into.. let's wait till we get feedback.. 8)
Coolhand
04-01-2005, 03:40 PM
I tell you what days where you in town and which nights that will clear it up. I can clear it up easy by that although before I came Psriches, wsj3 and el papi chilled with her as well so we can clear it up easy. I am not her boyfriend or nothing I just think if you didnt fuck dont try to get props for doing so. So many guy come down to the DR and dont fuck nothing but the four fingers they came down with. So if you was the guy that didnt fuck next time remove the shrink wrap that is around your dick and fucking use it.
jd_mine
04-01-2005, 03:54 PM
many guy come down to the DR and dont fuck nothing but the four fingers they came down with.
I hardly think this is true :-).
It would be very hard to achieve at least............it's a lot harder NOT to get laid in DR than it is to get laid.
agua chico
04-01-2005, 03:55 PM
Guys,
I take no ofense that you would doubt the athenticity of this post. If you read it thoroughly I said she did not show up on Sunday night ( march 20)as she said she would and I hapened to see her across the room with a guy in clasocos. It was a brotha that had on a black and white shirt and they left shortly after i arrived at the club and she was upstairs by the door taking pictures I think. I was not even sweating it, she was just trying to make her money.
Also she did not show up on th night of the 18th of March and I implied that she may have been with my man Coolhand based on on his timeline in his post, that's all I meant.
I was with Yasmin on the nights of 16th, 17th and 19th.
For those that have been with her she seems to have a little lump near her left breast nipple that makes it seem like you are sucking 2 nipples, if that lends some authenticity to my report.
Also, I am willing to give coolhand my phone number by private mail and we can compare the phone number of the Yasmin I am talking about. If you are down with this let me know and I'll give you my number so you can call me
It is the Yasmin in Prishes post in the photos section. She actually wore the same outfit to come see me on the second day. The Jeans that say I want you, I need you ---, on the front with the brown top and she said it was a Brazillian designer jeans. Prishes can say more about the jeans
Anyway I was surprised to see that guyts were trying to imply that I am lying about the fucking I had. Err I have no reason to. We are not talking about a potential wife here.
Also someone must have told her about my post because she called me 2 days ago and was asking me if I knew some guys whose name I have seeen on the board and that she no longer has a boyfriend. I had to lie like Bill Clinton. I just thought that was foul if guys are divulging info that goes on this board to these girls.
I asked to take a picture of her clothed and she said no. I did not bother asking the other girls and that is that. I was there to get my dick waxed and not for pornography
I had not logged on for a while and i was surprised to see my credibility had been trashed for no reason. It was laughable though.
I hope have cleard this up for those that were worried that I may be lying :)
I am open to any further questions
Thanks
knotty
04-01-2005, 04:09 PM
well, I'll be the 1st to apologize for the misunderstanding. Just alot of bullshit been happening on this site lately. If you in DR may or july, I'll hit you with a few drinks on me. One.
Twohands
04-01-2005, 04:30 PM
I'll add my "lo siento" tambien... No hard feelings, bruh...
Time for Gdogg to buy some brew.
agua chico
04-01-2005, 04:36 PM
"If you in DR may or july, I'll hit you with a few drinks on me. One."
I'll take you up on the offer. I am going again in August though 8)
agua chico
04-01-2005, 04:37 PM
"If you in DR may or july, I'll hit you with a few drinks on me. One."
I'll take you up on the offer. I am going again in August though 8)
knotty
04-01-2005, 04:40 PM
we'll bump heads soon, playa.
BrooklynBeas
04-01-2005, 04:42 PM
I dont know why the fuck everyone has to freak out and take everything out of control... I believe him and to be honest i dont care... If he was or anyone was lying about the report then its on them... Why does everything have to be a big deal... I fucked a girl and my boy fucked the same girl on the same day... Whats the big deal... this is DR and we shouldnt love no hoes! Coolhand or anyone please post a pic of yaSMIN and make sure its the Yasmin in question... I wonder if i fucked her ever... probably!
agua chico
04-01-2005, 04:44 PM
"I'll add my "lo siento" tambien... No hard feelings, bruh..."
True players don't harbor bad feelings my brother.
Hey how can I get a higher rank. I am still on "learning the ropes" I should be a little higher than that for what i acheived on my first trip. :lol:
gdogg
04-02-2005, 06:55 AM
Time for Gdogg to buy some brew.
Ha! Yes, the brews are on me (don't get excited, it's for Jagu only!). Jagu, when you know for sure when you're going, pm me. I'll try to coordinate my summer trip with yours. I'm rarely an ass, but always a man of my word. Lo siento and all apologies.
gdogg
04-02-2005, 06:59 AM
...now on to the next topic:
WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING TO YASMIN ABOUT THIS SITE???!?!?!
:evil:
I guess it's alright to be infatuated with a chica, but don't let it get to the point where you violate the trust of the I.S.O.C. If you can't control your loose lips and have issues with the talk/photos of certain chicas, STOP COMING HERE!!
:roll:
Coolhand
04-02-2005, 08:12 AM
take no ofense that you would doubt the athenticity of this post. If you read it thoroughly I said she did not show up on Sunday night ( march 20)as she said she would and I hapened to see her across the room with a guy in clasocos. It was a brotha that had on a black and white shirt and they left shortly after i arrived at the club and she was upstairs by the door taking pictures I think.
I must say that I think he is telling the truth That was me at the club on the 20 and I did take pictures at the door with her. Our friend Tony is the camera guy at the classico. I owe you a drink and I am Sorry I was not mad it was just I taught you were tring to get Ups for something you didnt do. On my next trip I will bust my first Zinc filled nut in your name my friend.
Coolhand
04-02-2005, 08:14 AM
jagu
"lo siento" tambien... first round is on me
Tonto4
04-02-2005, 09:10 AM
...now on to the next topic:
WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING TO YASMIN ABOUT THIS SITE???!?!?!
:evil:
I guess it's alright to be infatuated with a chica, but don't let it get to the point where you violate the trust of the I.S.O.C. If you can't control your loose lips and have issues with the talk/photos of certain chicas, STOP COMING HERE!!
:roll:
That is the number one rule that can't be violated. This is strictly our thing. Its fucked up in a big way to turn a chica on to this site. Nothing good can come of that.
DEPUTY DAWG
04-02-2005, 09:57 AM
First off If someone's talking they will be CAUGHT!!!!!!!! like that other Nameless rat bastard!!!!!!!!!!!. Jagu, I'm probably not going to be there when you are in may or june. So for my part(and I did say to give you the benefit of the doubt) I'll leave you a beer stash behind with John at the palace when I'm there in 12DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Beas, it's not a big deal, but then again it is..... Because of the bullshit that's trying to permeate this board very recently, people are reading and paying attention to what they're reading. This pussy paradise that most of us come too know doesn't facilitate the need to lie, make up shit, be a capt. save-a-hoe etc....... We like to read the stories and view the pics of non-fictional stories because we all can visualize ourselves there, because we've been there.
Or at in 12 days....Then we've all been there!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Name all the rats so if you are a future rat, you will be known thru aot the land. :(
the_Jayman
04-02-2005, 12:42 PM
Ha! Yes, the brews are on me (don't get excited, it's for Jagu only!).
That sucks ! !
Never a dull moment on I.S.O.C. ! ! 8)
Dark Knight
04-02-2005, 01:34 PM
Are you talkin to me?
Are you talkin to me? who are you talking to? :?
Reel Deal
04-02-2005, 02:52 PM
I hope you guys learned a lesson. Think before you type. Do not overreact. Get facts and sort them out. Use back-channel before you post stuff.
Keep a cool head. Engage brain before fingers.
Things have been testy here lately; hopefully policies/procedures will be put in place to keep this stuff from happening in the future.
Remember: we are all alike; we are all different. Relish in the commonalities, inhibit the differences. It's all about fun and comraderie, guys.
BrooklynBeas
04-02-2005, 04:37 PM
im one of the few that didnt jump to conclusions.... We need to relax guys before we flap our lips and twiddle our fingers!
Coolhand
04-02-2005, 05:26 PM
I hope you guys learned a lesson. Think before you type. Do not overreact. Get facts and sort them out. Use back-channel before you post stuff.
Keep a cool head. Engage brain before fingers.
Things have been testy here lately; hopefully policies/procedures will be put in place to keep this stuff from happening in the future.
Remember: we are all alike; we are all different. Relish in the commonalities, inhibit the differences. It's all about fun and comraderie, guys.
No its not that I overeated I was just like the dates were so close I didnt thinking Iwas that drunk that I had a threesome and did remember. El papi and large e can confirm I was pretty drunk who know we may have had a three way just remember Jagu what happens in the DR stays in the DR baby.
Coolhand
04-02-2005, 05:32 PM
Hopefully I'll have the chance to fuck the shit out of her too. Maybe even stick it in her ass! :twisted:
Good luck I tried hard the whole trip she was not having that shit but told me you can kill my pussy so I did.
gdogg
04-02-2005, 07:14 PM
im one of the few that didnt jump to conclusions....
...for once. We switched bodies temporarily.
gdogg
04-02-2005, 07:15 PM
I hope you guys learned a lesson. Think before you type. Do not overreact. Get facts and sort them out. Use back-channel before you post stuff.
Keep a cool head. Engage brain before fingers.
Things have been testy here lately; hopefully policies/procedures will be put in place to keep this stuff from happening in the future.
Remember: we are all alike; we are all different. Relish in the commonalities, inhibit the differences. It's all about fun and comraderie, guys.
Agreed...and try not to post while sleep deprived.
agua chico
04-02-2005, 08:25 PM
Gentlemen all the apologies are graciously accepted. Everything I said and did are the absolute truth. I may have caused the confusion by not including the specific dates initally but it was for personal reasons.
The only thing that bothers me is that she may know of this site because of some of the things she said when she called me somedays ago and she does in fact know that her pictures are on some website on the internet. She called to warn me and said that I should not worry because she was clothed in the pictures, like I care.
I hope every thing we do and say are held in highest confidence.
As someone said above "this is strictly our thing" La cosa nostra forever
Maximum respect mon! (in a thick jamaican accent) 8)
agua chico
04-02-2005, 08:30 PM
Coolhand, I am quite sure she asked for u guys to leave clasicos as soon as she saw me come thru the door. I walked right by u guys at the door and we saw each other when u guys were taking pictures but I did not want to mess up her game. There were several stunners there that night. It's funny she did not think I saw her because she has not mentioned it in her recent phone calls. :lol:
moshy2k
04-02-2005, 08:37 PM
It amazes me how these chicas think we are completely clueless somethimes.
DEPUTY DAWG
04-02-2005, 10:34 PM
I hope you guys learned a lesson. Think before you type. Do not overreact. Get facts and sort them out. Use back-channel before you post stuff.
Keep a cool head. Engage brain before fingers.
Things have been testy here lately; hopefully policies/procedures will be put in place to keep this stuff from happening in the future.
Remember: we are all alike; we are all different. Relish in the commonalities, inhibit the differences. It's all about fun and comraderie, guys.
Preach teacher Preach AAAAAAAAmennnnnn(choir singing those words) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
It amazes me how these chicas think we are completely clueless somethimes.
We are the most organized group on any board. We have people everwhere! :twisted:
Coolhand
04-04-2005, 12:26 AM
Coolhand, I am quite sure she asked for u guys to leave clasicos as soon as she saw me come thru the door. I walked right by u guys at the door and we saw each other when u guys were taking pictures but I did not want to mess up her game. There were several stunners there that night. It's funny she did not think I saw her because she has not mentioned it in her recent phone calls. :lol:
LOL that is funny no she didnt ask to leave she wanted to stay there at the club for a bit, but there was no one there and I was my first night in town. So after two beers I was ready to call it a night that and I had been taken zinc for a month and had saved a ripe nutt for two weeks so I was ready to go bust. Although I thought it would be best to do it in the AM when I had more energy. But what is really funny is that she told me that she had not gone to the disco since Oct since my last visit. She claimed that she meet her Boyfriend after me and since he was sending money she didnt work the club seen, and that I was the first guy she has been with since Oct. LOL
DEPUTY DAWG
04-04-2005, 12:38 AM
Right cause every gringo initials are B.T.F. BooBoo The Fool :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
It amazes me how these chicas think we are completely clueless somethimes.
We are the most organized group on any board. We have people everwhere! :twisted:
We can be stronger than the Chica Network.
It amazes me how these chicas think we are completely clueless somethimes.
We are the most organized group on any board. We have people everwhere! :twisted:
We can be stronger than the Chica Network.
There is no chica network. They loose power as they put on the pounds and get older. Walk Tall, we are strong.
agua chico
04-04-2005, 09:01 AM
"But what is really funny is that she told me that she had not gone to the disco since Oct since my last visit. She claimed that she meet her Boyfriend after me and since he was sending money she didnt work the club seen, and that I was the first guy she has been with since Oct. LOL"
LOL, yeah that's funny, well it's all a game and we are players. We all know what we're there for and she's got to make money. :lol:
large_e11
04-04-2005, 10:38 AM
I hope you guys learned a lesson. Think before you type. Do not overreact. Get facts and sort them out. Use back-channel before you post stuff.
Keep a cool head. Engage brain before fingers.
Things have been testy here lately; hopefully policies/procedures will be put in place to keep this stuff from happening in the future.
Remember: we are all alike; we are all different. Relish in the commonalities, inhibit the differences. It's all about fun and comraderie, guys.
No its not that I overeated I was just like the dates were so close I didnt thinking Iwas that drunk that I had a threesome and did remember. El papi and large e can confirm I was pretty drunk who know we may have had a three way just remember Jagu what happens in the DR stays in the DR baby.
Cool,
Couple of things:
First, I can promise you that you, El Papi, and I did not have a 3 some--I personally like a girl involved! lol
Second, my friend told me she hadn't been in bed with anyone for 3 months. Seemed strange since I had seen pics and reports much more recently.
All a game, and hard not to laugh at times.
It amazes me how these chicas think we are completely clueless somethimes.
I doubt that they really believe that we are all clueless (save for the Western Union suckers)
For example, some won't let mongers take pics because they know we post on the internet...
It amazes me how these chicas think we are completely clueless somethimes.
I doubt that they really believe that we are all clueless (save for the Western Union suckers)
For example, some won't let mongers take pics because they know we post on the internet...
Just tell them DR1 is the National site for the country. Tell them there are no pictures on there and the President reads it.
the_Jayman
04-04-2005, 11:08 PM
some won't let mongers take pics because they know we post on the internet...
the internet ? ? ?
what's the internet ? 8)
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