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WickedWillie
06-24-2010, 07:15 PM
This may be filed under the 'believe or not' category.

Buzz on the street this week is about a chica who ran hysterically screaming and naked from Hotel Europa into the street in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Apparently she was being fucked by an 'Americano Negro' (her description) when the dude changed from a guy into a snake!!!

Obviously this vision was vivid enough for her to run naked into the streets.

Now whilst this maybe is just another cranky 3rd world 'superstition', the chicas really believe it and there are some repercussions.

Another chica, being wooed by a guy with devil tattoos has refused to wife up with him for 7 days as she now fears he will transform into the 'diablo'.

And last night a ISOC member, whilst walking with a chica, had a hostile crowd surround him as he was being accused of being the snake man. I'll let him tell the whole story if he so desires.

You can't make this shit up!!!

officemgr
06-24-2010, 07:30 PM
i see they have some new drugs in town. the good shit.

Jimbo44
06-24-2010, 07:55 PM
I know Sultan is not in town..... or is he??

mikelodge
06-24-2010, 08:11 PM
i see they have some new drugs in town. the good shit.

That does sound like good shit. Remember that movie called "Altered States" when that scientist synthesized some mushrooms from an old Indian Dream ritual. It had William Hurt and Blair Brown and after tripping the got naked and had super sex.

He woke up at the zoo after killing and eating some animals one time. One of my favorite movies. We used to play that at partys in the old days.

If you haven't seen it please do it is a classic. That was the good old days before vegan soy milk pussies were on TV. :lol:

Jimbo44
06-24-2010, 08:24 PM
Mushrooms, or Shrooms as we used to call them... back in Tampa in the late 70's I recall many a early morning b4 the sun would rise and going out to the cow pastures and collecting them form cow dung. Ones only with the purple bands. and if it was hot and humid out, u would get high form sweating and just touching them to put them in the potatoe sack. many stories I do have.....

Nakom
06-24-2010, 09:56 PM
Willie - now that is some funny shit - lol !! I hope the member chimes in with this story.

Roy
06-24-2010, 10:07 PM
Mushrooms, or Shrooms as we used to call them... back in Tampa in the late 70's I recall many a early morning b4 the sun would rise and going out to the cow pastures and collecting them form cow dung. Ones only with the purple bands. and if it was hot and humid out, u would get high form sweating and just touching them to put them in the potatoe sack. many stories I do have.....

Or another stupid bitch fucking around with Santeria...

mikelodge
06-24-2010, 10:25 PM
Mushrooms, or Shrooms as we used to call them... back in Tampa in the late 70's I recall many a early morning b4 the sun would rise and going out to the cow pastures and collecting them form cow dung. Ones only with the purple bands. and if it was hot and humid out, u would get high form sweating and just touching them to put them in the potatoe sack. many stories I do have.....

I would guess our stories if we combined them into a novel would be infamous.

I have no regrets nor do I have any wish to repeat the gut wrenching after effects but those were the days.

Today kids do fertilizer and glue ect I even heard of a new one with compound of nasty shit. :eek:

I never thought I would be the old guy favoring herbs and grains :lol:

knotty
06-24-2010, 10:43 PM
now this is some funny shit. definitely got a good laugh from this.

KoKi9290
06-25-2010, 01:36 AM
Mushrooms, or Shrooms as we used to call them... back in Tampa in the late 70's I recall many a early morning b4 the sun would rise and going out to the cow pastures and collecting them form cow dung. Ones only with the purple bands. and if it was hot and humid out, u would get high form sweating and just touching them to put them in the potatoe sack. many stories I do have.....

And if you picked them during a full moon, they would have "full moon drip". That's where the big ones would be so full of psilosybin (the purple stuff) that they'd drip all over the little ones. Jamaica had some great gold dome shrooms.

Jimbo44
06-25-2010, 02:31 AM
I can recall the shit eating grin we'd all get just b4 they would take effect....I recall driving to disneyworld and doing them, no I was not the driver.

Young Hero
06-25-2010, 11:02 AM
Maybe James Earl Jones from Conan was in town.


http://content6.flixster.com/photo/10/98/52/10985232_gal.jpg?ver=20090112

JuanElGriego
06-25-2010, 12:24 PM
Maybe James Earl Jones from Conan was in town.


Click to see pic (http://content6.flixster.com/photo/10/98/52/10985232_gal.jpg?ver=20090112)

Thulsa Doom!!!! :rofl::rofl:

Remember when he had that chick jump off the ledge simply by waving for her to come down? Now that's having control of your women!!!

Mr. Smooth
06-25-2010, 02:51 PM
This may be filed under the 'believe or not' category.

Buzz on the street this week is about a chica who ran hysterically screaming and naked from Hotel Europa into the street in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Apparently she was being fucked by an 'Americano Negro' (her description) when the dude changed from a guy into a snake!!!

Obviously this vision was vivid enough for her to run naked into the streets.

Now whilst this maybe is just another cranky 3rd world 'superstition', the chicas really believe it and there are some repercussions.

Another chica, being wooed by a guy with devil tattoos has refused to wife up with him for 7 days as she now fears he will transform into the 'diablo'.

And last night a ISOC member, whilst walking with a chica, had a hostile crowd surround him as he was being accused of being the snake man. I'll let him tell the whole story if he so desires.

You can't make this shit up!!!
Yes gents, I am the ISOC member that WW speaks of. This happened Wednesday night....a chica from Latinos agrees to a ST with me. We emerge out of the club and walk with a moto toward the corner in front of the cigar bar where all the motos are parked. As we walk past El Flow, many stares come my way, chicas, most who appear to be Haitian, are eyeballing me with suspicion. The chica I am with is told not to go with me. When she is encouraged to go along with me by another chica, I assume Dominicana, a 3 deep crowd of onlookers gather around the moto as the chica is sandwiched between me and the driver. Suddenly a flash of light is shining in my face, someone with a camera phone is taking my picture. I tell the moto to get the fuck outta here as the crowd starts to yell at me that I am "El Diablo" and a serpent.

The funny thing is though, I am white so I have no idea how I could be confused with the "American negro" that WW wrote about although I do watch a little Soul Train rerun from time to time. Yesterday, a chica friend of WW told him and he later called me to confirm that my photo was now all over town. I am at a total loss as to why this has happened with me, as the members who have met me know that I am basically a pretty easy going type of guy. Being an attention seeker is the furthest thing from my mind. Just want to come down and have a few beers, hook up with a few chicas and chill.

Last night, Thursday, while drinking along the back row of the Merengue with another Brit friend who I had met during my last trip in March, asks me within minutes of sitting down why 5 Haitianas are staring at me from behind. I told him that they think I am a snake. I then turned around toward them, raised my hands as if they were claws, made a face and hissed. They all jumped back in unison as if a mouse had scurried across their toes.

I told my friend I had better go and suggested he do the same. I paid the bill and took off to the right toward the Happy Bar in hopes of catching a moto. The crowd of chicas all started following me and yelling. Seems every chica jumped off their bar stool or walked away from where they were standing to follow in my direction, as if I was some pied piper leading the way. They were getting quite loud and I just wanted to get the fuck out. Talk about mistaken identity!

A police moto stopped me and told me to stay right there as some chica was explaining to them who she thought I was. I motioned to the cops that I needed to go as it seemed the crowd was turning into some lynch mob. After about 30 seconds with the crowd standing right there (must have been 100 people, mostly Haitianas I would say) the police motioned for me to go and I jumped on the nearest moto and disappeared like a thief in the night.

A totally surreal experience for me. I leave tomorrow so I am avoiding anymore drama in the streets. I am still confused as to how little old me has gotten in the middle of all this mess. Christ...I don't even have any devil tattoos.

Hope all the members from the board who are here are having a better time than me. It's my worst trip in 3 years coming. I may lay low for awhile. Thailand in December can't come soon enough. I might even change my board name to El Diablo if it isn't already taken.

And how has your week been guys?

JD426
06-25-2010, 03:01 PM
so why did the chica run NAKID out of your room screaming? tell us about that rather than what has happened SINCE then.

knotty
06-25-2010, 03:04 PM
Yes gents, I am the ISOC member that WW speaks of. This happened Wednesday night....a chica from Latinos agrees to a ST with me. We emerge out of the club and walk with a moto toward the corner in front of the cigar bar where all the motos are parked. As we walk past El Flow, many stares come my way, chicas, most who appear to be Haitian, are eyeballing me with suspicion. The chica I am with is told not to go with me. When she is encouraged to go along with me by another chica, I assume Dominicana, a 3 deep crowd of onlookers gather around the moto as the chica is sandwiched between me and the driver. Suddenly a flash of light is shining in my face, someone with a camera phone is taking my picture. I tell the moto to get the fuck outta here as the crowd starts to yell at me that I am "El Diablo" and a serpent.

The funny thing is though, I am white so I have no idea how I could be confused with the "American negro" that WW wrote about although I do watch a little Soul Train rerun from time to time. Yesterday, a chica friend of WW told him and he later called me to confirm that my photo was now all over town. I am at a total loss as to why this has happened with me, as the members who have met me know that I am basically a pretty easy going type of guy. Being an attention seeker is the furthest thing from my mind. Just want to come down and have a few beers, hook up with a few chicas and chill.

Last night, Thursday, while drinking along the back row of the Merengue with another Brit friend who I had met during my last trip in March, asks me within minutes of sitting down why 5 Haitianas are staring at me from behind. I told him that they think I am a snake. I then turned around toward them, raised my hands as if they were claws, made a face and hissed. They all jumped back in unison as if a mouse had scurried across their toes.

I told my friend I had better go and suggested he do the same. I paid the bill and took off to the right toward the Happy Bar in hopes of catching a moto. The crowd of chicas all started following me and yelling. Seems every chica jumped off their bar stool or walked away from where they were standing to follow in my direction, as if I was some pied piper leading the way. They were getting quite loud and I just wanted to get the fuck out. Talk about mistaken identity!

A police moto stopped me and told me to stay right there as some chica was explaining to them who she thought I was. I motioned to the cops that I needed to go as it seemed the crowd was turning into some lynch mob. After about 30 seconds with the crowd standing right there (must have been 100 people, mostly Haitianas I would say) the police motioned for me to go and I jumped on the nearest moto and disappeared like a thief in the night.

A totally surreal experience for me. I leave tomorrow so I am avoiding anymore drama in the streets. I am still confused as to how little old me has gotten in the middle of all this mess. Christ...I don't even have any devil tattoos.

Hope all the members from the board who are here are having a better time than me. It's my worst trip in 3 years coming. I may lay low for awhile. Thailand in December can't come soon enough. I might even change my board name to El Diablo if it isn't already taken.

And how has your week been guys?
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man, this thread still cracks me up. i'm sorry to hear that Mr. Smooth. You definitely gotta take a little break from Sosua. That's fucking crazy, man.

Ingus_Khan
06-25-2010, 03:05 PM
WOW. That sucks. I had no idea they were that damn superstitious. Good thing the police officer let you go before their insanty took on a mob mentality.

Beads
06-25-2010, 03:10 PM
Damn thats funny. Has to be something more to it though.

JD426
06-25-2010, 03:13 PM
oh just play this tune a couple times
you will feel better.

"When you believe in things that you don't understand you will suffer,
Superstition ain't the way! "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64skK_0olU8

deezl
06-25-2010, 03:38 PM
The funny thing is though, I am white so I have no idea how I could be confused with the "American negro" that WW wrote about although I do watch a little Soul Train rerun from time to time. Yesterday, a chica friend of WW told him and he later called me to confirm that my photo was now all over town. I am at a total loss as to why this has happened with me, as the members who have met me know that I am basically a pretty easy going type of guy. Being an attention seeker is the furthest thing from my mind. Just want to come down and have a few beers, hook up with a few chicas and chill.

Last night, Thursday, while drinking along the back row of the Merengue with another Brit friend who I had met during my last trip in March, asks me within minutes of sitting down why 5 Haitianas are staring at me from behind. I told him that they think I am a snake. I then turned around toward them, raised my hands as if they were claws, made a face and hissed. They all jumped back in unison as if a mouse had scurried across their toes.



"His day is Thursday and his color is white."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damballa

:wink:

rodinz
06-25-2010, 03:59 PM
on my first trip to the DR some crazy haitian walked up to me and started screaming. i think she called me diablo not sure. i thought she was gonna do some voodo and throw chicken feet at me or something. i was totally caught off guard by this but the locals around me started ushering her away from me.

when i asked what was going on they just said she was loco.

Nakom
06-25-2010, 04:41 PM
Holy shit smooth - what a story. I feel for ya. Good thing their was a cop around.

weyland
06-25-2010, 04:57 PM
In England we say "smooth as a snake".

Obscene
06-25-2010, 05:24 PM
Mr. Smooth....Is this you?

naptime
06-25-2010, 05:27 PM
"His day is Thursday and his color is white."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damballa

:wink:

In Vodou (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Haitian_Vodou), Damballa is one of the most important of all the loa (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Loa). He is both a member of the Rada (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Rada_loa) family and a root, or racine Loa. He is depicted as a serpent and is closely associated with snakes (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Snake). He is considered the father of all the rest of the loa and, along with his wife/companion Ayida Wedo, to be the Loa of creation.
Some of his ritual songs indicate that he "carries the ancestors" on his back to Ginen (spiritual home of the Loa, and the afterlife) His wife is the rainbow serpent Ayida Weddo (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Ayida_Weddo) (he is also married to Erzulie (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Erzulie) Freda). As a loa of the Rada (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Rada_loa) nation he is associated with the color white. His particular color is white. His offerings are very simple and he prefers an egg on a mound of flour. Some houses also serve him with anisette (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Anisette) and corn syrup (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Corn_syrup). When he presents himself in possession, he does not talk, but makes hissing noises like a snake in Rada rite. But in Petro he's known as "Dumballah nan flambo" and you can hear him speaking through a flame just like God spoke to Moses in the burning bush.
He is syncretised with the Catholic figures of Moses (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Moses).
Alternative names include Damballa Weddo (son of Odan Wedo), Damballah Weddo, Danbhala Weddo. His day is Thursday and his color is white.
[edit (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/w/index.php?title=Damballa&action=edit&section=1)] In popular culture

Damballah is worshipped by voodoo practitioners in the Southern Gothic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Southern_Gothic) horror (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Horror_and_terror) stories "Black Canaan (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Black_Canaan)" and "Pigeons from Hell (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Pigeons_from_Hell)" by Robert E. Howard (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Robert_E._Howard).
He is referenced in the movie Bride of Chucky (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/wiki/Bride_of_Chucky).


hmmmmmmmm

so did you talk to her in a flame? did you hiss at her? did yo ueat an egg in a mound of flour? wtf lmao

so, as mentioned... why did she run naked out of your room :rofl:

congo1986
06-25-2010, 05:42 PM
Wow, thats pretty nuts. Last night I had a huge gathering of chicas and chicos around me too. They were all going crazy, and I thought it was going to turn into a huge free for all fistfight between them. I couldnt get away, but they werent saying anything about snake man or diablo. They were all fighting over who had dibs on me to go to my room. Funny thing was, I said no to all of them, haha. It was really crazy though, I couldnt get them away from me. Huge mob of people following me, grabbing me, fighting behind me, pulling my arms. I was yelling at them no, but wow they are persistent. I even tried to get away but the mob just kept following me!

JuanElGriego
06-25-2010, 05:49 PM
Wow, thats pretty nuts. Last night I had a huge gathering of chicas and chicos around me too. They were all going crazy, and I thought it was going to turn into a huge free for all fistfight between them. I couldnt get away, but they werent saying anything about snake man or diablo. They were all fighting over who had dibs on me to go to my room. Funny thing was, I said no to all of them, haha. It was really crazy though, I couldnt get them away from me. Huge mob of people following me, grabbing me, fighting behind me, pulling my arms. I was yelling at them no, but wow they are persistent. I even tried to get away but the mob just kept following me!

In between this and the 'snake/devil man' episode, i gotta ask ...

what the fuck is going on down there?????

congo1986
06-25-2010, 05:52 PM
Ive never been here before, so this is my first time, but there are a lot of chicas for every male here. I mean, a shit ton a girls per one guy. I went to classicos, and there was probably atleast 15 girls to one guy there. That must have something to do with it.

eastcoastallstar
06-25-2010, 07:09 PM
In between this and the 'snake/devil man' episode, i gotta ask ...

what the fuck is going on down there?????

Took the words right outta my mouth :confused:

bobdobbs
06-25-2010, 07:15 PM
Egg on a mound of flour!!! MMMMMMMMM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3039/2498456099_d1ca59fab4.jpg

WickedWillie
06-25-2010, 08:20 PM
Mr. Smooth thanks for posting your version of the story. Sometimes when I post the crazy shit that goes on here I feel that some may think that maybe it's me thats the kook as it really can be unbelievable.

Glad you scared the shit out of the 5 chicas in the Merengue after we spoke. Would loved to have seen that lol!!!!

But I imagine that walk to the Happy Bar was a little uncomfortable to say the least.

Stay safe mate.

continentalmike
06-26-2010, 04:24 AM
Interesting stuff... don't pay it no mind the chcia was just doped out of her mind, had heard to many stories about voodoo

The Haitians will always gang up on you when one starts screaming at you... unity before everything.. they will always unite against outsiders.. there really is no talking to them at a time they are doped/drunk, so to leave or to use violence are your only options

lr444
06-26-2010, 12:26 PM
In between this and the 'snake/devil man' episode, i gotta ask ...

what the fuck is going on down there?????

syphilis attacks the brain if untreated

deezl
06-26-2010, 12:43 PM
syphilis attacks the brain if untreated

so does ignorance!

eldorob
06-26-2010, 12:55 PM
A police moto stopped me and told me to stay right there as some chica was explaining to them who she thought I was.

You have to be as firm with the cops are you are with the chicas. Next time tell the cop NO and leave. Or just ignore him and keep going.

The only reason he was paying any attention to the silly chica was because he was trying to think of a way to siphon some pesos out of you. And then decided otherwise.

That whole stupid thing could have ended up with you in jail.

Corrado
06-26-2010, 04:47 PM
Interesting stuff... don't pay it no mind the chcia was just doped out of her mind, had heard to many stories about voodoo

The Haitians will always gang up on you when one starts screaming at you... unity before everything.. they will always unite against outsiders..



They do the same thing against each other too.

Mr. Smooth
06-27-2010, 04:42 AM
Haven't seen this thread since I posted what happened to me on Thursday. On Friday night, I ran into Balcoach at the Jolly Roger. I said it was my last night in town. We wound up heading down to the Cuba Libre for a drink then back up the street to the Four Roses Bar, next to the Europa Hotel.

While sitting there just minding our own business, 3 Haitianas were standing to the side observing me. Just as I did with the ones at the Merengue, I raised my hands as claws, made a face and hissed. They also jumped back and Balcoach couldn't beleive what he was seeing. The girls cautiously walked around me and stood to the side of Balcoach. I was having a bit of a laugh at this whole silly thing, but these Haitianas were having none of it. Since his spanish is miles ahead of mine, Balcoach tried to explain to them that there was nothing to it, that I wasn't some serpent or snake. He looked at me with a WTF?? look on his face. I'm just glad he was there to witness this behavior.

Thankfully, this devil is now back on the west coast safe and sound. Still, this whole story remains a mystery to me. I won't be back until at least next March. I hope by then any devil talk is all just water under the bridge. I hope I can show my face in the neighborhood as I do enjoy the occasional stop at El Flow or Bar Central for a cold one and I know that many Haitianas are constantly walking back and forth in that area. If any of you do see me next time sitting there, come over and say hello. I won't be hard to miss. I'll be the guy wearing the Lucifer mask!!

Passport Playa
06-27-2010, 09:52 AM
This is the best story since Roy's experiment! Too bad that it is coming to an end. However, I must say it sure provided some theatre.

Dr. Bangkok

Beads
06-27-2010, 12:31 PM
Haven't seen this thread since I posted what happened to me on Thursday. On Friday night, I ran into Balcoach at the Jolly Roger. I said it was my last night in town. We wound up heading down to the Cuba Libre for a drink then back up the street to the Four Roses Bar, next to the Europa Hotel.

While sitting there just minding our own business, 3 Haitianas were standing to the side observing me. Just as I did with the ones at the Merengue, I raised my hands as claws, made a face and hissed. They also jumped back and Balcoach couldn't beleive what he was seeing. The girls cautiously walked around me and stood to the side of Balcoach. I was having a bit of a laugh at this whole silly thing, but these Haitianas were having none of it. Since his spanish is miles ahead of mine, Balcoach tried to explain to them that there was nothing to it, that I wasn't some serpent or snake. He looked at me with a WTF?? look on his face. I'm just glad he was there to witness this behavior.

Thankfully, this devil is now back on the west coast safe and sound. Still, this whole story remains a mystery to me. I won't be back until at least next March. I hope by then any devil talk is all just water under the bridge. I hope I can show my face in the neighborhood as I do enjoy the occasional stop at El Flow or Bar Central for a cold one and I know that many Haitianas are constantly walking back and forth in that area. If any of you do see me next time sitting there, come over and say hello. I won't be hard to miss. I'll be the guy wearing the Lucifer mask!!


They will 100% remember you when you return in 1 month, 6 months, or 1 year from now. The chica network forgets nobody :rofl:

depeon
06-27-2010, 12:59 PM
I was once married to a "sanjuanera" from san juan de la maguana. Sanjuaneras have the reputation of being brujas and santeria and voodoo have a big sway in that area I am sure because of it's proximity to Haiti. When she was pissed she would go into a swoon and say that Anaisa and Santa Marta la Dominadora (the dominican paton saint of whores) had possessed her (La monto - the santeria term for spirit possession - to mount like a horse). Santa Marta would then tell me that I had to take good care of my woman and buy her plenty of jewelry. Needless to say (I assume) my ex-wife is back in San Juan (or where ever spurned whores go to - the outer rings of saturn perhaps - the inner rings being reserved for mismatched socks)

Mr. Smooth
06-27-2010, 01:25 PM
They will 100% remember you when you return in 1 month, 6 months, or 1 year from now. The chica network forgets nobody :rofl:
Thats what I'm afraid of. It would really ruin things for me unless I only went to the gringo bars like the Hideaway, Beechers, Jolly Roger and such. Nothing against those places, especially the JR. That is a wonderful bar, had a lot of fun in there one night with the kareoke. But I would not want to be hassled simply walking through the gauntlet of puta joints. Whether I decide to take on company for an hour or a night, I like to simply sit there and enjoy the show. Would hate to become the object of scorn for a whole bunch of Haitianas every single night.

Maybe weyland's Haitian chicas are a more refined bunch. Bet he has some leftovers he wouldn't mind passing my way

3somefan
06-27-2010, 01:44 PM
I still think the "snake man" was first seen in Sosua back in January when a reported ISOC member was pissing in the middle of Pedro with his pants and boxers down to his knees!! :wink: :lol:

weyland
06-27-2010, 01:51 PM
Would hate to become the object of scorn for a whole bunch of Haitianas every single night.

Maybe weyland's Haitian chicas are a more refined bunch. Bet he has some leftovers he wouldn't mind passing my way
Don't worry, stick with me next trip. I have the lwa on my side.

officemgr
06-29-2010, 06:21 AM
http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo111/iballiblaze/Uploads%20via%20Pixelpipe/everything_logical.jpg

MrHappy
06-29-2010, 06:41 AM
I still think the "snake man" was first seen in Sosua back in January when a reported ISOC member was pissing in the middle of Pedro with his pants and boxers down to his knees!! :wink: :lol:

Um... no, that would be the 'pencil eraser man'....lol

JD426
06-29-2010, 11:22 AM
I still think the "snake man" was first seen in Sosua back in January when a reported ISOC member was pissing in the middle of Pedro with his pants and boxers down to his knees!! :wink: :lol:
so this is something you are proud of ?

hugrad95a
06-29-2010, 03:31 PM
Damn, that story is crazy as hell. Yall can have them crazy hatian chicks, I want the spanish broads. All a Hatian chick can do for me is point me to a Latina chica.
Damn I sound like Uncle Ruckus. lol

knotty
06-29-2010, 03:59 PM
so this is something you are proud of ?
he's retired again so he won't be able to respond.

eldorob
06-30-2010, 05:36 PM
so this is something you are proud of ?


Maybe he didn't write that....stranger things have happened.

JD426
06-30-2010, 06:50 PM
Maybe he didn't write that....stranger things have happened.
when are we having ice cream again ?

Rear Admiral
06-30-2010, 07:28 PM
I am not gay but does anybody have a picture of the snake that made the girl run.

eldorob
06-30-2010, 09:01 PM
when are we having ice cream again ?


That's funny, I just went out for ice cream with the ex a few minutes ago. But I would much rather have been with you at Bon....

uh, and chica's too of course

stevereds
07-01-2010, 12:12 AM
geez..
Now i'm not sure if I should use my mind reading tricks I know, in the bars.. strippers here like it...they might think I am Diablo down in SOsua..

weyland
07-01-2010, 08:37 PM
Yall can have them crazy hatian chicks, I want the spanish broads. All a Hatian chick can do for me is point me to a Latina chica.
LOL, so that's the real reason you missed my birthday party? You would have felt really uncomfortable there.

http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/imagehosting/65684bee07f8dc22e.jpg


Damn I sound like Uncle Ruckus. lol
You ain't the only one in ISOC. :)

getrhythm
07-01-2010, 10:14 PM
Great pic and happy belated. You're living the life, amigo...

hugrad95a
07-01-2010, 11:18 PM
LOL, so that's the real reason you missed my birthday party? You would have felt really uncomfortable there.

Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/imagehosting/65684bee07f8dc22e.jpg)


You ain't the only one in ISOC. :)


Nah I'm sorry I missed it. But yeah I would have been looking for a few Dominican chicas.... lol I'm not opposed to partying and having a good time.

bobdobbs
07-02-2010, 01:32 AM
I dare any guy to wear these contact lenses and walk up and down Pedro Clisante saying hello to all the Hatian Chicas!! :rofl:
http://www.youknowit.com/img/products/fire-dragon-contact-lenses-0075.jpg

weyland
07-02-2010, 07:35 AM
Nah I'm sorry I missed it. But yeah I would have been looking for a few Dominican chicas.... lol I'm not opposed to partying and having a good time.
Let's make sure we meet up your next trip. At least we won't be competing for the same chicas. :)

DCIronman
07-02-2010, 07:52 AM
Yall can have them crazy hatian chicks, I want the spanish broads. All a Hatian chick can do for me is point me to a Latina chica.


No Spanish women in Sosua unless they're tourists. Lot's of dominicanas and haitianas. But no spaniards.;)

MrHappy
07-02-2010, 12:37 PM
LOL, so that's the real reason you missed my birthday party? You would have felt really uncomfortable there.

Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/imagehosting/65684bee07f8dc22e.jpg)


You ain't the only one in ISOC. :)

Whoa, that one in the center front that squatting down could keep me company any day of the week! What a smile (and face)

hugrad95a
07-02-2010, 01:02 PM
No Spanish women in Sosua unless they're tourists. Lot's of dominicanas and haitianas. But no spaniards.;)


DC is wise guy I see. lol

hugrad95a
07-02-2010, 01:05 PM
You might get shot but, I would fall out if I saw someone with this mask on.

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/4477a.jpg

givengo440
07-02-2010, 01:41 PM
LOL Happy... The chicas said you tongue moves like a snake but this is all together something extra :rofl:

Mr. Smooth
07-02-2010, 02:31 PM
Whoa, that one in the center front that squatting down could keep me company any day of the week! What a smile (and face)
I totally agree, MrHappy. She looks the best of the bunch. weyland, if you have her number, keep it for my return next year!!

weyland
07-04-2010, 09:24 PM
No Spanish women in Sosua unless they're tourists. Lot's of dominicanas and haitianas. But no spaniards.;)


DC is wise guy I see. lol

DCIronman may have been referring to more than the obvious. Possibly a comment on the ridiculous notion that Dominicans have that they are somehow "Spanish" because they speak Spanish (well, a version of it anyway) and mostly have Spanish surnames. It would be like an African American from NY or a Mexican immigrant in Arizona claiming to be English. The average amount of Spanish blood in anyone we are likely to pick up in Sosua is probably less than 5%.

(For a few old families in the capital or Santiago it might be different, although most of those have more African, Canary, Arab, Amerindian and other admixtures than they would cheerfully admit to).

thunderstar
07-05-2010, 04:50 PM
ahhh - just remembering your party Weyland! What I would give right now to do that all over again!

MrHappy
07-05-2010, 04:53 PM
ahhh - just remembering your party Weyland! What I would give right now to do that all over again!

I know I ain't missin' the next one!

weyland
07-05-2010, 05:08 PM
ahhh - just remembering your party Weyland! What I would give right now to do that all over again!
Well, you ain't gonna do it again by going to Colombia. Have you checked the airfares from UK to Colombia yet? :rolleyes:

For those who did miss my party I would say that it was a pleasant afternoon. Everyone behaved themselves except for a couple of gatecrashers who probably stole one chica's celular (blame Thunderstar for that). Some old members who hadn't seen each other for a few years shot the breeze and we made some new friends.

For various reasons it was not a rave (and never intended to be one). If I do another one I hope to ramp it up a bit next time. Am thinking of Field of Dreams as a venue.

Now, back to the Snake Man.

daddy999
07-09-2010, 01:25 AM
Weyland, wish we had met sooner than last week. I would have loved to see you in action at your party. Indeed the one in the center squatting down is hot!