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Marky
08-02-2010, 03:19 PM
For me it should have rooms with...
Refrigerator
TV
Air con, or at least a ceiling fan
Room safe
balcony (preferably with sea view)

So what do you guys insist on? And more to the point. Name me the Sosua hotels that give me all the above :D

Jimmydr
08-02-2010, 03:26 PM
Name me the Sosua hotels that give me all the above :D



Just get a room at New garden and keep posting here and stay involved. When you check in, you will have more than a dozen guys that will want to hang with you.

I like a balcony but at the NG, i always stayed on the first floor so I can go straight into the pool.

weyland
08-02-2010, 04:10 PM
Judging by many threads here and other whoreboards, one of the main criteria is to have a gaggle of hard-core, tired old whores camped outside your front door 24/7 so you don't have to get off your fat ass and stagger drunkenly a couple hundred metres down the road to find something fresher.

Seville
08-02-2010, 04:55 PM
Judging by many threads here and other whoreboards, one of the main criteria is to have a gaggle of hard-core, tired old whores camped outside your front door 24/7 so you don't have to get off your fat ass and stagger drunkenly a couple hundred metres down the road to find something fresher.

You always crack me up Weyland. Be seeing you soon.

Marky
08-02-2010, 04:57 PM
Judging by many threads here and other whoreboards, one of the main criteria is to have a gaggle of hard-core, tired old whores camped outside your front door 24/7 so you don't have to get off your fat ass and stagger drunkenly a couple hundred metres down the road to find something fresher.

Well that would be preferable, but not a necessity :D

gdogg
08-02-2010, 05:05 PM
Well that would be preferable, but not a necessity :D

Just follow Jimmy's instructions and call it a day.


Just get a room at New garden and keep posting here and stay involved. When you check in, you will have more than a dozen guys that will want to hang with you.

Marky
08-02-2010, 05:12 PM
When you check in, you will have more than a dozen guys that will want to hang with you.


I will need some help for sure. The only Spanish words I know are Senorita & Puta. I've a feeling I should never let the latter pass my lips :D

gdogg
08-02-2010, 05:15 PM
I will need some help for sure. The only Spanish words I know are Senorita & Puta. I've a feeling I should never let the latter pass my lips :D

This dude is funny! You'll be surprised how little help you'll need. But if you stay at NewGarden, the little help you need will be there.

Mrtbone
08-02-2010, 06:22 PM
I will need some help for sure. The only Spanish words I know are Senorita & Puta. I've a feeling I should never let the latter pass my lips :D



I wish I could speak lots of Spanish, but I am limited.

whynotme
08-02-2010, 06:50 PM
Judging by many threads here and other whoreboards, one of the main criteria is to have a gaggle of hard-core, tired old whores camped outside your front door 24/7 so you don't have to get off your fat ass and stagger drunkenly a couple hundred metres down the road to find something fresher.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
why did you sugar coat it;)

whynotme
08-02-2010, 06:55 PM
I wish I could speak lots of Spanish, but I am limited.
my 22yo cuban wife still hasn't been able to teach me much spanish and i have been with her for 4 years;)

so i know my pesos will have to do the talking in rio this fall as portugeese is definately not something i can pick up at my age:rolleyes::D

Apos
08-02-2010, 07:36 PM
None of the usually talked about hotels in Sosua have much of an ocean view although you might catch a glimpse depending on which way you face.

There are AI's where it is more likely and one or two really expensive/exclusive not so chica-friendly places overlooking the water but really not viable options for most of us.

The NG has nice views from many of the upper rooms and is the ISOC designated "command centre" and newbie hotel. There are lots of other options though so have a look here:

http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=577

macula
08-02-2010, 08:59 PM
A safe is important. Preferably an electronic one. A fridge for beer since I eat out all the time. A balcony is a huge plus. So is a jacuzzi. I can count on one hand how many times I've been in a hot tub, but I'm hooked. I'm thinking about getting an inflatable one for the living room lol. I like 2 beds as well, one for fucking and the other for fucking + sleeping lol.