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mx505
08-31-2010, 12:28 PM
First trip coming up, been scouring the boards for info. It's been a big help, but wondering if the chicas do prostate massage. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

insular
08-31-2010, 12:36 PM
Maybe at one of the massage parlors

Apos
08-31-2010, 12:38 PM
I bet pretty much any chica will stick her finger in your ass, if you show them you have soap for the after-party cleanup! :rolleyes: ....for extra pesos of course :D

Talis
08-31-2010, 02:00 PM
I had two of them try it last trip without asking.. Both times during threesomes while I was on top of one and the other one was trying to find something to do. The first time it happened she put a condom over her finger and started in before I figured out what she was doing.. The second time in happened I stopped as soon as she started putting the condom on her finger. Nothing wrong with it but I was (am) still "newish" and a bit self conscious and that was not going to help me finish at that point..

So the short answer is "yes - ask and ye shall receive".

GrandePadre
08-31-2010, 02:29 PM
I had two of them try it last trip without asking.. Both times during threesomes while I was on top of one and the other one was trying to find something to do. The first time it happened she put a condom over her finger and started in before I figured out what she was doing.. The second time in happened I stopped as soon as she started putting the condom on her finger. Nothing wrong with it but I was (am) still "newish" and a bit self conscious and that was not going to help me finish at that point..

So the short answer is "yes - ask and ye shall receive".

She would have got knocked out and left on the side of the road. Homophobia is strong in this one. LOL

JD426
08-31-2010, 02:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

givengo440
08-31-2010, 02:43 PM
I bet pretty much any chica will stick her finger in your ass, if you show them you have soap for the after-party cleanup! :rolleyes: ....for extra pesos of course :D
The Almighty Pesos will make a chica do almost anything :rofl: Dirty Sanchez anyone :eek:

TONYTNT40
08-31-2010, 02:46 PM
YouTube- Family Guy - Prostate Exam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4)

Hilarious! SLMAO

lobonegro
08-31-2010, 03:14 PM
I go there to put things in their ass not get foreign objects(fingers) put in mine...:eek: ...no offense but whateva floats ur boat...they'll do some things for a piece of change!

weyland
08-31-2010, 03:31 PM
First trip coming up, been scouring the boards for info. It's been a big help, but wondering if the chicas do prostate massage. Any recommendations would be appreciated.
Most all will do it, but you need to watch out for your own health and safety. They mostly have longish nails, and acrylic nails especially could do you enough damage to mess up your holiday. Any abrasion or infection in that area takes for ever to heal up with the heat and humidity here and contaminated shower water.

Another plus point for haitianas. Few of them have acrylic nails, just the hardcore "professionals" who hang round the Central and Merengue Bars.

Getting the chicas to accept your finger up their ass is more difficult (50/50 at best) and who can blame them?

Señor Jimmy of Medellin
08-31-2010, 03:58 PM
Is that your Medellin 10, with a Visa? Hahahaha

Seville
08-31-2010, 04:27 PM
First trip coming up, been scouring the boards for info. It's been a big help, but wondering if the chicas do prostate massage. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

No doubt Naptime will accomodate you... just have to be in town at the same time:wink:

Talis
08-31-2010, 05:11 PM
She would have got knocked out and left on the side of the road. Homophobia is strong in this one. LOL

How does saying "no don't do that, do this" equate to beating someone and leaving them on the side of the road?

Yes, yes, I did not feel like having a finger shoved up my ass on my first trip I *must* be a homophobe. I also didn't screw any (really) fat chics when I was sober and avoided a few that smoked and had bad breath. I practically shunned the ugly ones and tended towards bigger tits. I gave away milk chocolate candy, not dark chocolate. I live out in the boonies, drive a truck, like guns, grew up in Utah, and hate brussel sprouts.

Apparently I am a shallow anti-vegetarian neo-conservative homophobic fat-hating racist hick Mormon zealot.

Have any more labels or great leaps of logic yoda?

JD426
08-31-2010, 05:49 PM
Hilarious! SLMAO
Thats not even the best part,, which I could not find.
When he gets home, he puts lipstick on all crooked, in front of the bathroom mirror, and calls himself a Dirty Girl. If you see the episode, u will pee yourself .

Mr Hillbilly
08-31-2010, 06:02 PM
Pre POP Spooning:o this girl tried sticking her finger up my butt.:surprised:

I didn't know my cheeks could squeeze that tight without missing a stroke.

I stuck her in Ass instead:rofl:

http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4674
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4675
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4676
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4677
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4678
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4679

Señor Jimmy of Medellin
08-31-2010, 06:07 PM
Pre POP Spooning:o this girl tried sticking her finger up my butt.:surprised:

I didn't know my cheeks could squeeze that tight without missing a stroke.

I stuck her in Ass instead:rofl:

Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4674)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4675)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4676)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4677)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4678)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4679)

Wow we had the same chica in Carty.

Mr Hillbilly
08-31-2010, 06:21 PM
Wow we had the same chica in Carty.


I knew someone would recongnize her.:lol:

Señor Jimmy of Medellin
08-31-2010, 06:23 PM
I knew someone would recongnize her.:lol:


I had her 4 years ago when she wasn't hard core.

Mr Hillbilly
08-31-2010, 06:27 PM
I had her 4 years ago when she wasn't hard core.

She only had 4 or 5 porn videos out by then!

Señor Jimmy of Medellin
08-31-2010, 06:31 PM
She only had 4 or 5 porn videos out by then!

I had a porn star?

Mr Hillbilly
08-31-2010, 06:36 PM
And a Jewish one, apparently.


She is as Jewish as these two:rofl:

Of course if you have a tatoo Weyland you can be Jewish!

Same goes for your Haitian!

http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4680

weyland
08-31-2010, 06:40 PM
I had a porn star?
And a Jewish one, apparently.

GrandePadre
08-31-2010, 06:57 PM
How does saying "no don't do that, do this" equate to beating someone and leaving them on the side of the road?

Yes, yes, I did not feel like having a finger shoved up my ass on my first trip I *must* be a homophobe. I also didn't screw any (really) fat chics when I was sober and avoided a few that smoked and had bad breath. I practically shunned the ugly ones and tended towards bigger tits. I gave away milk chocolate candy, not dark chocolate. I live out in the boonies, drive a truck, like guns, grew up in Utah, and hate brussel sprouts.

Apparently I am a shallow anti-vegetarian neo-conservative homophobic fat-hating racist hick Mormon zealot.

Have any more labels or great leaps of logic yoda?

I think there is a little misundertanding here.

I was saying the homophone is strong in ME. :rofl:

DCIronman
08-31-2010, 07:05 PM
I think there is a little misundertanding here.

I was saying the homophone is strong in ME. :rofl:

Don't worry. I, and probably just about everyone else, got that.:rolleyes:

Talis
08-31-2010, 07:51 PM
I think there is a little misundertanding here.

I was saying the homophone is strong in ME. :rofl:


My apologies sir.. I guess I can add clueless to my labels :)

TNT72
08-31-2010, 07:55 PM
My apologies sir.. I guess I can add clueless to my labels :)


I always just blame it on the booze!!!

:drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk:

princepointe
08-31-2010, 08:01 PM
First trip coming up, been scouring the boards for info. It's been a big help, but wondering if the chicas do prostate massage. Any recommendations would be appreciated.


Epic first post.

jacknback
08-31-2010, 08:04 PM
Pre POP Spooning:o this girl tried sticking her finger up my butt.:surprised:

I didn't know my cheeks could squeeze that tight without missing a stroke.

I stuck her in Ass instead:rofl:

Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4674)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4675)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4676)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4677)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4678)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4679)Nice tits.what I want to know is what do the tattoos above her pussy say???:think:

jacknback
08-31-2010, 08:08 PM
Epic first post.From the # of t-shirts that TNT72 and Naptime wear that proclaim there love of brown eye they should be able to giveus all step by step directions for how to go in either direction.(in or out):rofl::rofl::rofl::lol::lol::lol:LOL..

whynotme
08-31-2010, 08:13 PM
Nice tits.what I want to know is what do the tattoos above her pussy say???:think:
not posible;)
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4676

insular
08-31-2010, 08:45 PM
Nice tits.what I want to know is what do the tattoos above her pussy say???:think:
Her WU connection number!?!?!

GrandePadre
08-31-2010, 09:01 PM
My apologies sir.. I guess I can add clueless to my labels :)

No worries bro, its all good...now let's go have a beer is Sosua

weyland
08-31-2010, 09:26 PM
... the homophone is strong in ME.
Now I'm really confused!
homophone (noun): a word which is pronounced the same as another word but has a different meaning or a different spelling or both. For example the words 'so' and 'sew' are homophones.

And does ME stand for Middle English?

We have gone a long way from anal stimulation to mediaeval vocabulary.

Apos
08-31-2010, 09:30 PM
Nice tits.what I want to know is what do the tattoos above her pussy say???:think:
The top line looks like "Todo Posible"

The next is something "Seguro"

The bottom...??? :rolleyes::lol:

http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/imagehosting/33364c7dad40b6071.png
(http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=85463)

Bhutto,BhuttoGolly
08-31-2010, 09:39 PM
The top line looks like "Todo Posible"

The next is something "Seguro"

The bottom...??? :rolleyes::lol:

Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/imagehosting/33364c7dad40b6071.png)
(http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=85463)

"Todo Posible
Nada Sigue*..."
the tatoo artists must have had wood the whole time! LOL
what's with the stars of David?!?

GrandePadre
08-31-2010, 09:39 PM
Now I'm really confused!
homophone (noun): a word which is pronounced the same as another word but has a different meaning or a different spelling or both. For example the words 'so' and 'sew' are homophones.

And does ME stand for Middle English?

We have gone a long way from anal stimulation to mediaeval vocabulary.

Brings back memories huh? :corky:

Apos
08-31-2010, 09:47 PM
Good catch...and the last line?
"Todo Posible
Nada Sigue*..."
the tatoo artists must have had wood the whole time! LOL
what's with the stars of David?!?

If she was in/from Sosua it's entirely possible that she is Jewish...or just likes stars :rolleyes:

weyland
08-31-2010, 10:31 PM
If she was in/from Sosua it's entirely possible that she is Jewish...or just likes stars
No, I think it is the same principle as WWII fighter aces posting a swastika below their cockpit for every German plane they nailed. She gets a Star of David tattooed for every Jew she nails (although I cannot think how she can tell? :rolleyes:).

http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/imagehosting/65684c7dba4912f0b.jpg

mikelodge
08-31-2010, 11:24 PM
I bet pretty much any chica will stick her finger in your ass, if you show them you have soap for the after-party cleanup! :rolleyes: ....for extra pesos of course :D

I wasn't even going to read this post since I have been doing a little less partying but after to replies sure as shit it is what I thought and not a medical thing. :eek::eek::eek: Darcy and poop on a finger in the same sentence just is wrong. :eek::p:D:wink:

Sorry bud I couldn't resist I will read on if I can stop laughing about poop finger.

This just got a big EEEWWWW from 3 girls here and one fat guy excited. Sorry if sharing that was wrong.

mikelodge
08-31-2010, 11:29 PM
Most all will do it, but you need to watch out for your own health and safety. They mostly have longish nails, and acrylic nails especially could do you enough damage to mess up your holiday. Any abrasion or infection in that area takes for ever to heal up with the heat and humidity here and contaminated shower water.

Another plus point for haitianas. Few of them have acrylic nails, just the hardcore "professionals" who hang round the Central and Merengue Bars.

Getting the chicas to accept your finger up their ass is more difficult (50/50 at best) and who can blame them?

I am sorry but that just makes too much sense that it is frickin hilarious and I though Weyland was a Tea and Cucumber Sandwich type guy. :wink:

mikelodge
08-31-2010, 11:32 PM
How does saying "no don't do that, do this" equate to beating someone and leaving them on the side of the road?

Yes, yes, I did not feel like having a finger shoved up my ass on my first trip I *must* be a homophobe. I also didn't screw any (really) fat chics when I was sober and avoided a few that smoked and had bad breath. I practically shunned the ugly ones and tended towards bigger tits. I gave away milk chocolate candy, not dark chocolate. I live out in the boonies, drive a truck, like guns, grew up in Utah, and hate brussel sprouts.

Apparently I am a shallow anti-vegetarian neo-conservative homophobic fat-hating racist hick Mormon zealot.

Have any more labels or great leaps of logic yoda?

Other than the Utah and Mormon I am with ya bro, and for the record I have nothing against Utah or Mormans just saying that part didn't match up with me. :wink:

OK I will edit it and admit if I know the girl I well ok you know at the right time eeekkk

mikelodge
08-31-2010, 11:36 PM
Pre POP Spooning:o this girl tried sticking her finger up my butt.:surprised:

I didn't know my cheeks could squeeze that tight without missing a stroke.

I stuck her in Ass instead:rofl:

Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4674)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4675)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4676)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4677)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4678)
Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4679)

Pre POP Spooning :confused: :lol: What share with us that don't know.

mikelodge
08-31-2010, 11:39 PM
And a Jewish one, apparently.

Yah I didn't notice why does she have those stars?

mikelodge
08-31-2010, 11:47 PM
No, I think it is the same principle as WWII fighter aces posting a swastika below their cockpit for every German plane they nailed. She gets a Star of David tattooed for every Jew she nails (although I cannot think how she can tell? :rolleyes:).

Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/imagehosting/65684c7dba4912f0b.jpg)

That is wrong on many levels

medic1
09-01-2010, 02:55 AM
sounds like a long azz banana is next on the list of things to do...lol

Mr Hillbilly
09-01-2010, 07:48 AM
And a Jewish one, apparently.


She is as Jewish as these two:rofl:

Of course if you have a tatoo Weyland you can be Jewish!

Same goes for your Haitian!

How many fingers she get up your butt?????

http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=236&pictureid=4680

MrHappy
09-01-2010, 08:51 AM
The top line looks like "Todo Posible"

The next is something "Seguro"

The bottom...??? :rolleyes::lol:

Click to see pic (http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/imagehosting/33364c7dad40b6071.png)
(http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=85463)

It's "todo posible"
"Nada seguro"

"Everything is possible
nothing is for sure"

WickedWillie
09-01-2010, 12:05 PM
I think the last line is this.
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/imagehosting/94194c7e7977ac9a5.jpg

Nakom
09-01-2010, 01:09 PM
I am homophobic. My ass is a one way valve only. And taking a chica in the culo is just as disgusting to me. Label me all you want.

P.S. I don't judge anyone else for their own prefrences - have at er' if that's your thing.

guttaman
09-01-2010, 05:26 PM
Just as long as she is not shoving an Old Spice speed stick up your ass. LM.

The finger toss when done properly can produce an intense load.

Butt: had to check wiki on this one.

Prostate massage as sexual practice:

Prostate massage is also used for sexual stimulation, either to reach orgasm, or to promote excretion of seminal fluid without orgasm as part of BDSM orgasm denial activities. The term prostate milking is sometimes used in this latter context.

The prostate is sometimes referred to as the "male G-spot". Some men are able to achieve orgasm solely through stimulation of the prostate gland, such as prostate massage or receptive anal intercourse. Men who report the sensation of prostate stimulation often give descriptions similar to females' accounts of G-spot stimulation.[14]

Prostate massage has become a common sexual practice in couples' sexual lives as men seem to experience high levels of pleasure from it. Also, the advent of equipment and products for prostate massage encourages people to try it. Many couples though do not purchase such devices but use the finger for anal penetration and prostate stimulation to enhance the man's orgasm. The finger or the prostate massager is introduced into the rectum through the anus and the prostate gland is gently massaged. The main problem in using the finger is that it may be too short to reach the prostate gland. [15]

Prostate massage can be performed individually or with the help of a partner. Some men prefer being anally stimulated by their partner during foreplay or after intercourse. Men can excite their own prostates while masturbating using anal penetration devices.

There are a few safety matters concerning prostate stimulation and anal penetration. It is strongly recommended that plenty of lubricant is used with prostate massagers to prevent rectal lining damage. A smaller instrument or finger may be introduced gradually to minimize the discomfort that some may feel. Massagers may be used with or without a condom.

MrHappy
09-02-2010, 07:30 AM
Just as long as she is not shoving an Old Spice speed stick up your ass. LM.

The finger toss when done properly can produce an intense load.

Butt: had to check wiki on this one.

Prostate massage as sexual practice:

Prostate massage is also used for sexual stimulation, either to reach orgasm, or to promote excretion of seminal fluid without orgasm as part of BDSM orgasm denial activities. The term prostate milking is sometimes used in this latter context.

The prostate is sometimes referred to as the "male G-spot". Some men are able to achieve orgasm solely through stimulation of the prostate gland, such as prostate massage or receptive anal intercourse. Men who report the sensation of prostate stimulation often give descriptions similar to females' accounts of G-spot stimulation.[14]

Prostate massage has become a common sexual practice in couples' sexual lives as men seem to experience high levels of pleasure from it. Also, the advent of equipment and products for prostate massage encourages people to try it. Many couples though do not purchase such devices but use the finger for anal penetration and prostate stimulation to enhance the man's orgasm. The finger or the prostate massager is introduced into the rectum through the anus and the prostate gland is gently massaged. The main problem in using the finger is that it may be too short to reach the prostate gland. [15]

Prostate massage can be performed individually or with the help of a partner. Some men prefer being anally stimulated by their partner during foreplay or after intercourse. Men can excite their own prostates while masturbating using anal penetration devices.

There are a few safety matters concerning prostate stimulation and anal penetration. It is strongly recommended that plenty of lubricant is used with prostate massagers to prevent rectal lining damage. A smaller instrument or finger may be introduced gradually to minimize the discomfort that some may feel. Massagers may be used with or without a condom.

Gee, I think I wrote that!!!

MrHappy
09-02-2010, 07:34 AM
Just as long as she is not shoving an Old Spice speed stick up your ass. LM.

The finger toss when done properly can produce an intense load.

Butt: had to check wiki on this one.

Prostate massage as sexual practice:

Prostate massage is also used for sexual stimulation, either to reach orgasm, or to promote excretion of seminal fluid without orgasm as part of BDSM orgasm denial activities. The term prostate milking is sometimes used in this latter context.

The prostate is sometimes referred to as the "male G-spot". Some men are able to achieve orgasm solely through stimulation of the prostate gland, such as prostate massage or receptive anal intercourse. Men who report the sensation of prostate stimulation often give descriptions similar to females' accounts of G-spot stimulation.[14]

Prostate massage has become a common sexual practice in couples' sexual lives as men seem to experience high levels of pleasure from it. Also, the advent of equipment and products for prostate massage encourages people to try it. Many couples though do not purchase such devices but use the finger for anal penetration and prostate stimulation to enhance the man's orgasm. The finger or the prostate massager is introduced into the rectum through the anus and the prostate gland is gently massaged. The main problem in using the finger is that it may be too short to reach the prostate gland. [15]

Prostate massage can be performed individually or with the help of a partner. Some men prefer being anally stimulated by their partner during foreplay or after intercourse. Men can excite their own prostates while masturbating using anal penetration devices.

There are a few safety matters concerning prostate stimulation and anal penetration. It is strongly recommended that plenty of lubricant is used with prostate massagers to prevent rectal lining damage. A smaller instrument or finger may be introduced gradually to minimize the discomfort that some may feel. Massagers may be used with or without a condom.

Gee, I think I wrote that!!!

I used to be a "no way, Jose" kinda guy, till I met up with a nurse many years ago.

I was half drunk, and she told me she was going to do it a little bit when I came while she was sucking the little soldier.

I think folks could hear the screams a mile away. It was kinda like the feeling you get when you come doing amyl nitrate.

The girls at R & R massage are all pretty experienced at trying to touch their tonsils through your ass while your dick is down their throat. Can't beat it for the price.

weyland
09-02-2010, 08:51 AM
I am homophobic. My ass is a one way valve only. And taking a chica in the culo is just as disgusting to me. Label me all you want.
We have established that the word is "homophobic" not "homophone". You now need to look up "homophobic" in the dictionary to see what it actually means. One clue: it has nothing to do with activity between persons of different sexes as is being discussed here.

You have every right to call it "disgusting". Many would agree. But not the right to re-invent the English language single-handedly.

Hemp
09-02-2010, 09:39 AM
ummm, weird thread....

No thanks I'll pass :(

Nakom
09-02-2010, 12:12 PM
We have established that the word is "homophobic" not "homophone". You now need to look up "homophobic" in the dictionary to see what it actually means. One clue: it has nothing to do with activity between persons of different sexes as is being discussed here.

You have every right to call it "disgusting". Many would agree. But not the right to re-invent the English language single-handedly.

Better check your facts.

The present-day term homophobia denoting "a fear of homosexuals" was coined (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coinage) for technical usage in psychiatry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatry) sometime in the 1950s or 1960s. Evidence in English pronunciation points to its formation as being a blend (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blend) made possible by the phonemic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonemic) overlap between (1.) the word homosexual, itself a mix of neo-classical morphemes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morpheme) such as in television (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television), and (2.) the -ophobia ending of words in which the suffix -phobia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phobia) is preceded by the “o” of a prefix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prefix), such as in words like xenophobia.

Two words originate from homophobia (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/homophobia): homophobic (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/homophobic) (adj.) and homophobe (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/homophobe) (n.), being labels for a person who displays homophobia or is thought to do so.

I think your Websters Ole' English is a little out of date.

Besdies, I live in a free and democratic society. I have the right to do anything I want.

nnjdave
09-02-2010, 08:19 PM
How does saying "no don't do that, do this" equate to beating someone and leaving them on the side of the road?

Yes, yes, I did not feel like having a finger shoved up my ass on my first trip I *must* be a homophobe. I also didn't screw any (really) fat chics when I was sober and avoided a few that smoked and had bad breath. I practically shunned the ugly ones and tended towards bigger tits. I gave away milk chocolate candy, not dark chocolate. I live out in the boonies, drive a truck, like guns, grew up in Utah, and hate brussel sprouts.

Apparently I am a shallow anti-vegetarian neo-conservative homophobic fat-hating racist hick Mormon zealot.

Have any more labels or great leaps of logic yoda?

How could you not like brussel sprouts? What the hell is wrong with you?

I'm with you on the 'stay away from my asshole' thing though.

nnjdave
09-02-2010, 08:28 PM
We have established that the word is "homophobic" not "homophone". You now need to look up "homophobic" in the dictionary to see what it actually means. One clue: it has nothing to do with activity between persons of different sexes as is being discussed here.

You have every right to call it "disgusting". Many would agree. But not the right to re-invent the English language single-handedly.

He's not doing it singlehandedly, we have a whole continent working on it!

Bhutto,BhuttoGolly
09-02-2010, 11:40 PM
I am homophobic. My ass is a one way valve only. And taking a chica in the culo is just as disgusting to me. Label me all you want.

P.S. I don't judge anyone else for their own prefrences - have at er' if that's your thing.

I will!!! LOL

mx505
09-05-2010, 09:05 AM
Where is R & r massage?

franberu
09-06-2010, 12:43 PM
How could I build such a clock on a site with possibilities of ajusting the finishing date? thank you...

questner
09-06-2010, 07:59 PM
It's "todo posible"
"Nada seguro"

"Everything is possible
nothing is for sure"


The tatoo is likely taken from 2006 movie "V for Vendetta", which originates to "We live in an era where everything is possible and nothing is certain" by Vaclav Havel, former playwright and President of the Czech Republic, which in turn goes to a paradox origins of which I don't recall.

As to two shields of David some temples in Puerto Plata feature them so it's not uncommon.

Now, next time you are asked why do you travel to DR tell them you do it for political science or philosophical research:lol:

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MrHappy
09-07-2010, 07:13 AM
The tatoo is likely taken from 2006 movie "V for Vendetta", which originates to "We live in an era where everything is possible and nothing is certain" by Vaclav Havel, former playwright and President of the Czech Republic, which in turn goes to a paradox origins of which I don't recall.

As to two shields of David some temples in Puerto Plata feature them so it's not uncommon.

Now, next time you are asked why do you travel to DR tell them you do it for political science or philosophical research:lol:

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Bingo! Those are the words I was looking for. You hit the nail on the head.

sporthobbyist
09-15-2010, 12:18 AM
I am all for a finger in my ass. With a twist is nice!!!
I am totally secure with my sexuality. If a chica wants to do something and if it feels good and will not cause permanent injury, I am game.

Rosa will be more then happy to give you a prostate massage..............with her tongue!:corky:

The Sage
09-15-2010, 01:07 AM
Year's ago my buddy worked at a GM plant. One morning one of his female co-workers comes into work with a black eye. He asks her "baby what happened to you". She goes on to explain that during a sex session with her hubby the night before she decides she wants to get freaky so at a time she thought opportune she sticks her finger in his ass without warning. His response is automatic. He punches her in the eye not pausing to even think about it. That's about where I stand on the subject.

MrHappy
09-15-2010, 06:58 AM
Year's ago my buddy worked at a GM plant. One morning one of his female co-workers comes into work with a black eye. He asks her "baby what happened to you". She goes on to explain that during a sex session with her hubby the night before she decides she wants to get freaky so at a time she thought opportune she sticks her finger in his ass without warning. His response is automatic. He punches her in the eye not pausing to even think about it. That's about where I stand on the subject.

You don't want to get punched in the eye????

kevinonthego
09-15-2010, 09:00 AM
do you have her number :)

alex debagorski
11-03-2010, 12:53 PM
seems like every girl down here wants to put there fingers up my ass :eek:

young_guru09
11-03-2010, 08:23 PM
I am all for a finger in my ass. With a twist is nice!!!
I am totally secure with my sexuality. If a chica wants to do something and if it feels good and will not cause permanent injury, I am game.

Rosa will be more then happy to give you a prostate massage..............with her tongue!:corky:


Where can I find Rosa!!!?:rolleyes:

Maretti
11-04-2010, 06:33 PM
Year's ago my buddy worked at a GM plant. One morning one of his female co-workers comes into work with a black eye. He asks her "baby what happened to you". She goes on to explain that during a sex session with her hubby the night before she decides she wants to get freaky so at a time she thought opportune she sticks her finger in his ass without warning. His response is automatic. He punches her in the eye not pausing to even think about it. That's about where I stand on the subject.
Sage, good for you!
Little by little I come to understand why a young gal in Costa Rica told me "the gringos coming here are gay" (in Spanish of course). I doubt that they would try that shit with one of us Latinos.

MrHappy
11-05-2010, 09:35 AM
Where can I find Rosa!!!?:rolleyes:

All the girls in R & R massage will do the prostate thing. Most of the girls in GBP as well, but you have to ask for it.

young_guru09
11-05-2010, 03:30 PM
All the girls in R & R massage will do the prostate thing. Most of the girls in GBP as well, but you have to ask for it.

Thanks for the intel. R&R is officially on my to do list.:up:

vewdew
11-05-2010, 04:37 PM
I dont know about the finger in my ass thing, but hey if you like it do it, the prob is if you like it to much and graduate from a finger to something else :)

Maretti
11-05-2010, 06:43 PM
I dont know about the finger in my ass thing, but hey if you like it do it, the prob is if you like it to much and graduate from a finger to something else :)
Actually that's not bad, less competition for the pussy :biggrin:
The problem is that the putas start to assume that all gringos like that shit and go for it without asking.

vagabond
12-15-2010, 05:51 PM
All the girls in R & R massage will do the prostate thing. Most of the girls in GBP as well, but you have to ask for it.

Where is the R & R massage located now ? I know they had a place at the beach entrance before, but that was closed a long time ago.

Bhutto,BhuttoGolly
12-15-2010, 10:55 PM
seems like every girl down here wants to put there fingers up my ass :eek:

LOL- female intuition??? Sorry, just kidding I never seen you.
Funny, no chica ever tried that shit with me...not into it anyway.
I guess, I am one of Maretti's "Latinos"- whatever that means!:rolleyes:

Jonew1
12-15-2010, 11:01 PM
why the hell would u want to go to sosua to get a prostate massage that sounds retarted. go to the doctor lol. im not gonna go on vacation to get my butt hole fingered

resrudip
12-16-2010, 02:22 AM
wow,i just hope nobody had a TACO BELL DINNER before the eventual PROSTATE. That would be Bad news for here fingers,or tongue...

MrHappy
12-16-2010, 06:31 AM
Where is the R & R massage located now ? I know they had a place at the beach entrance before, but that was closed a long time ago.

Do a search.

You'll discover that R & R is in Santo Domingo.

If you ever make it there, ask the girls how many of the guys like the ole' finger in the butt trick.

Then ask them how many of the guys say "but don't tell my buddy, he'll think I'm gay"

Out of a hundred guys, I'd guess probably 90% like it, and 80% of those say "but I'll never admit it".

Not on this board, anyway.

If it feels good, do it.

vagabond
12-19-2010, 02:28 PM
Do a search.

You'll discover that R & R is in Santo Domingo.

If you ever make it there, ask the girls how many of the guys like the ole' finger in the butt trick.

Then ask them how many of the guys say "but don't tell my buddy, he'll think I'm gay"

Out of a hundred guys, I'd guess probably 90% like it, and 80% of those say "but I'll never admit it".

Not on this board, anyway.

If it feels good, do it.

Sorry for asking.
In fact, I have been to Santo Domingo more than 10 times, and even posted some reports from my tripps there, but when you start to mention places in Santo Domingo on the Sosua forum, without specifying, I'll gues you have to count on a bit confusion.

charliem5
12-19-2010, 09:56 PM
It's funny to see this thread. I happen to take a considerable amount of time to cum, so out of eight different women I saw this past week, five of them stuck a finger in my ass while giving me head.

Thankfully, I didn't react the way the dude from the GM plant responded to his wife or I might be a resident of the Sosua penal system.

Could you imagine having to explain that story?

MrHappy
12-20-2010, 06:34 AM
Sorry for asking.
In fact, I have been to Santo Domingo more than 10 times, and even posted some reports from my tripps there, but when you start to mention places in Santo Domingo on the Sosua forum, without specifying, I'll gues you have to count on a bit confusion.

That's because I'm much stupider than your average monger.

Whatever you do, don't come down to my stupidity level to argue with me, I'll beat you every time with my vast experience.

thedistinguishgentlemen
01-16-2011, 01:52 AM
:(finger in the ass omg lol,,, sounds gay to me, well if it walks like a duck its a duck

charliem5
02-06-2011, 03:48 PM
:(finger in the ass omg lol,,, sounds gay to me, well if it walks like a duck its a duck

Sounds like you haven't figured out whether you want to try cock. In your case, I wouldn't allow the girl to do a prostate massage because it would be like proverbial gateway drug: marijuana.

First you smoke a little pot; next thing you're injecting heroin (of course). In your case, that girl who sticks a finger in your ass is a slippery slope leading to a guy named Chip and a bottle of lube.

Mr Hillbilly
02-06-2011, 03:52 PM
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