Don Tomas
04-28-2004, 12:08 AM
I have been a little leery of posting my trip report because I made ALL of the mistakes mentioned on this board. I got robbed, ripped off, conned, fell in love, and even was used a few times, hell I had a few things happen to me that haven’t been mentioned. Oh well live & learn. All I ask, constructive criticism is fine but no laughing, you can laugh just don’t tell me you laughed at me. Thanks.
What I do know is that I got further with girls then I have ever been in my life. I felt like a god, rock star, king, you name it, even with the downfalls. I do have one girl I wish to thank; she was a Palace Chica ironically. Sure she charged me too much but she made me happy and we got along famously. Thank you Natalie (american name), I will be seeing you when I get back.
I died five years ago and felt I would never live again. Now I know where I can live. Back in the states rejection isn’t a phase for me it’s a way of life. Sure I might have been ripped off or conned but I was never rejected, once but she was under 18. Upon returning to the states I went after this Cuban chica I have know for a while but she just wants to be friends. The bonus is she is teaching me Spanish and she can dance so I can practice while away.
So on to the report…
Saturday, March 27th: I stay up all night because I have an 8am flight and I am not a morning person unless I am still partying from the night before. I forget a bunch of items but I do get on the flight. I board early and start falling asleep to grab a nap on the way to San Juan, then a few minutes go by and I get slapped in my arm by the HR director from work who was heading to St. Thomas. Joy what a way to start my vacation. The rest of the flight is in dreamland. Arriving at POP was nice except it was raining so hard that I was soaked by the time I got to the terminal. After getting my baggage I head to the customs guy. He opens my luggage and starts to take my condoms and put them in his pocket, I am like no those are mine. So he starts asking for $10US, I figure it’s better then losing my condoms. So I hand over $10 and tell him to close the suitcase. I grab my stuff and immediately a porter comes up, “NO GRACIAS” and grab the luggage from him, he gets the message. I walk out expecting Dominican Ray to be waiting for me. It’s raining cats & dogs so he isn’t there. I wait, and I wait, and I wait, about 45 minutes later while I was trying to call him he arrives. We head to Sosua so I can get my key at the Palace and check in with John; also I get an Orange phone. I had made reservations for the entire 8 nights with John at the Palace so I decide to honor them even though I am going to Santiago for a few days. Ray picks up a friend of his, who I first thought was available but alas not for me. We drive back to Santiago on the highway since it’s raining to hard to go through the mountains. Everything is a blur to me since this is all new to me. We drop his friend off who seems to be a bit mad at me but she was jealous since I was getting Ray’s time and she wasn’t. Ray brings me to the Hotel Platino that is a very nice hotel; I would say Holiday Inn quality. We drive to his home and I meet his family, his wife has dinner waiting for us. Again I am overwhelmed at the differences versus the US so I barely notice a girl waiting there for me. She was very attractive, looking for a novio, spoke English, and very sweet but alas I let it slip through my fingers. She figured I wasn’t interested and left. We head to Kelvin’s Carwash and it is loud and crazy, there are some Dominican New York people there but I am the only gringo there. Strangely no girls approach me but I wasn’t “hunting” either, again just trying to process all of the information coming into my head. I meet several people and have a few Presidente’s. Well guess what Presidente’s are 6% or 12 proof so they hit you HARD your first time. I see one girl I am interested in but she is with a local guy. I ask Ray if it possible to get a girl who is with another guy, so he calls her over. She says she cannot get with me tonight but can meet me around noon tomorrow. We setup the appointment. A little while later Ray’s wife arrives with a new girl for me. Oh My God, she is my type. Small, sweet, and young. I am happy. She tells me she has to leave around 4am so I am devastated, wait I do not want to sleep alone my first night down here! So being the sad person I am she sees my face and changes her mind, my “puppy dog” eyes won her over. We head to Illusions after Kelvin’s but after seeing that place it is not a place to go to when you already have a girl. Even though it’s a Saturday night and late (11ish) Illusions is DEAD, plenty of girls but no customers. So I we order some beers. They then tell me there’s no smoking so I tell Ray after the beers lets go somewhere else. Ray does some dancing but my girl doesn’t like to dance. I think she is as nervous as I am. So we head off back to my hotel and he drops us off. We head up stairs and things go bad from the start, she doesn’t speak English and I don’t speak Spanish, also one of the things I left at home was my Spanish-English dictionary. So I call up Ray and turns out we both misunderstood each other. After I tell Ray just tell her to go with the flow and all will be good. Now realize before I tell of my first sexual adventure I find more pleasure in making a girl cum then making myself cum. I know it sounds odd but it’s the control part I get off on. To me sex is 90% mental and 10% physical. So after a nice hour of making out like teenagers I pop my first question MAMARTOTO? She giggles and is all shy; body language is body language in any language. So I ask again and say I am good at it, again my limited Spanish. I am so glad I went downtown. She was so sweet and tasty and damn she was finely kept, VERY low mileage. I barely could get my finger in her. She starts off acting like a deer in headlights but then she gets into it A LOT. Damn I thought the rest of my hair was going to be pulled out. She is squirming all over then bed but remained very quiet. Well maybe I over did it, I do know a wet spot the size of a medicine ball was on the bed and she even squirted a couple times but all of the sudden she was tired and wanted to fuck in the morning. It’s been a long day for me too with only a three-hour nap on an airplane in the last two days so off to sleep we go.
Sunday, March 28th: I was woken up at 8am by my chica getting dressed. She tells me she has to get home and is very sorry, of course she asks for money. Again since I haven’t gotten this far with any girl in a long time I pay her well (1500RD). Also I figured with a bigger tip I would hopefully get to see her again, if I only knew how wrong I was…Well I figured I need my sleep so I go back to bed, around 11am I get a phone call, figuring it’s Ray to find out about how my night was. This is how the conversation went…
me-“Hola”
him-“blah, blah, blah” (in Spanish)
me-“no habla”
him-“I said WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?” (strong New York accent)
me-“Who the fuck is this?”
him-“WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?”
me-“Is this Black?” (I met a NY’er named Black last night)
him-“No, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?”
me-“My name is Tomas”
him-“Where do you live Tomas?”
me-“Chicago, come up and see me some time”
him-“No where do you live in the DR?”
me-“Oh, I’m just on vacation for a couple days and rented this phone”
him-“Well you called me from this number last night” (oops you all know what happened when I went to the bathroom last night)
me-“Well I didn’t call you”
him-“Do you know a girl named Camedia?”
me-(Seriously just like this)”Camedia, Camedia, hmm, oh yeah she was the girl in my bed last night!”
him-“You Mother Fucker she is my fucking girlfriend!”
me-“Well buddy I didn’t know she had a boyfriend, I am sorry you cannot control your girl but guess what that is your problem not my problem”
him-“ I guess you are right, you didn’t know better. Since you are new in town let me show you the sights and we can have a couple beers”
me-“Sorry I have plans for today, Adios Amigo” (and I hung up)
He never did call back. I called Ray and told him to swing by and pick me up. After a stop at the store, his home, and a few other errands we headed off to Navarette. There was a Carnival going on there and it was a great time. We met another one of Ray’s “amigas” and she had an amiga waiting for me but she wasn’t my type so it didn’t work out but overall I had a great time at the Carnival. Again a place where I was the only gringo around. So after taking several pictures and drinking several Presidentes we headed back to Santiago. In Santiago we swung by the salon where there were two girls waiting, Wendy and Alisabe (I know I am spelling her name wrong too). Well Wendy was the one called to meet me but I am more interested in Alisabe. After some driving around and both girls in the back with me we end up back at Ray’s home. Alisabe is a little bit sick so I figure take my chances with Wendy, hey let’s make another mistake right! Since I am having a good time with Ray I decide to stay with him another day. Ray drives us back to my hotel around 11pm. We head in and Wendy sees my laptop. So I start it up and she looks at my pc and some pictures I have taken so far. I finally want get to business so I close the laptop and get on the bed. She starts to get undressed and we get to business. She doesn’t like mamartoto so we get to the fucking, it’s like a tunnel, and she is so worn out that I was looking for a 2x4 to strap to my ass so I wouldn’t fall in. 30 minutes later and I’m still trying to cum she tells me she has to leave at 12:30! She is asking me for money I give her 1000RD and she wants more rather then get into an argument I just give her 1500RD and send her on her way. WTF Sleeping alone tonight. It’s too late to call Ray and I’m wide-awake, in a strange city where I don’t speak the language. I should have been adventurous and left but I didn’t instead just watched TV until I fell asleep.
Monday, March 29th: A new day and since I didn’t do anything the night before I call Ray early. He shows up after an hour and we head off. He tells me we are going to head to see a friend of his in Monte Llano. We head up to the coast and we meet another “amiga”, Sida (spelling) of his who is there with her sister. Well the sister takes off about five minutes after we get there and I am left as the third wheel. After a couple beers we drop off his amiga who doesn’t want Ray to give her money in front of me because she is no puta, haha I laugh later because you will see… We stop by the Palace and meet the Swede, he has some ice cold Presidente’s there so we sit around drinking and talking with the chicas. During that time I, with Ray’s translation help, setup a happy hour with Mercedes and Mori (spelling?) for the next day. John wasn’t there and I forgot my key back in Santiago otherwise I would have done it right there and then. We head back to Santiago and during which time he tells his wife no more BS chicas for me and they better be willing to stay the night! When we arrive back at his home there is a beautiful chica waiting for me. Damn she was hot, and well groomed (nice clothes, hair, nails, etc.). It’s early so we head to the casino, I give her 1000RD to gamble with while I go to the tables, lucky for me I won a 1000RD so I came out even. She is getting bored so we head out and go straight back to my hotel. She gets undressed immediately and all is good, mamartoto, fucking, etc. Still haven’t gotten a blowjob but hey the rest is good. She is also ready to go in for the long haul, I have never cum fast in my life and with my nerves I don’t plan on it. After 4 hours I give up and we fall asleep. The next morning is when the tears come on, I found out she is married to someone very important in the government with two kids. She is going through a divorce and her husband isn’t giving her anything. She asks me for more money and hearing about the kids, the fun time we had, plus her beauty (she was an 11) I fold and give her way too much money (go ahead and laugh, 3000RD). She then tells me it’s her Birthday and she wants me to buy her a cell phone, not just any phone but a camera phone! I tell her I am here until Sunday and I will call her that night and maybe tomorrow we will go buy her a phone, I never did call.
Tuesday, March 30th: Welcome to Sosua. Ray, his friend Santos and me all head up to the coast. We swing through Monte Llano and meet two girls that we pickup. One of them is just HOT, really HOT! Well she starts digging Santos and it’s his Birthday on Thursday so I tell him just get her number for me and he can hit it today, I even offer him my room. We head to the beach where we meet one of Ray’s friends Paco who works the beach. We drink a bit and then head back to the Palace. After thirty minutes or so my happy hour arrives. At first Mercedes and Mori (Note: Mori can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch) quote me $60US each for a happy hour, I work them “down” to $40 but I know still too much! They want to make sure I know it’s only until I cum once, I laugh and say sure no problem. During this time Ray and Santos grab Claudia (the HOT one we picked up) and Natalie (the girl I thanked at the beginning) and we all head up to my room. Ray & Santos finish up way early and leave, of course four hours later I come down with Mercedes and Mori who I think felt they were ripped off. They did try their best. I even brought down lipstick and nail polish, I tell them one each. Mori tried to take 6 of them, I just grabbed them out of her purse and left one. I go have dinner by myself at Mora Mai and then head to the casino. There I win 20,000RD at the craps table and they sure got pissed when they noticed I wasn’t branded and was leaving. I head to the infamous High Caribe and when I get there I see Ray’s amiga, Sida waiting outside. She gives me a great big hug and since I’m up some money I think nothing of paying her way to get in. We start talking and I figure what the heck I just fucked two girls for the last four hours and need a break so I use her as a shield so the other putas don’t bother me, tonight is my night to get fucked up! I ended up buying her, her cousins, her friends, and her neighbors, hell everyone drinks on me all night, no biggie it’s all monopoly money. During the night the Swede comes in and says hi. A little while later I see a fine looking girl so I ask Sida if the girl is a puta or regular girl. She goes up and asks, next thing I know she is at the bar with us and I’m buying her drinks. I head to the bathroom and ask the Swede if he knows my new girl, of course he does. Next thing I know when I return from the bathroom the Swede is with the new girl and again I am with Sida, oh well it’s all good, plenty of fish in the sea, besides it’s my night to get fucked up! As the night ran on my conscience started kicking in that I was facing the possibility of sleeping alone so I ask Sida if she just wants to spend the night, after all she is Ray’s amiga so I won’t try anything I just want a warm body to hold that night. She tells me sure but on one condition, she wants 3000RD!!! Anyways after some translation by her cousin she says she will come home with me for more then sleeping as long as I pay her but I can never tell Ray. Well I’m drunk so fine by me! Again I was up a lot of money and didn’t want to sleep alone. Her cousin even tells me don’t bring her anywhere else besides my hotel because her old boyfriend is there, me being too drunk to know who that was stupidly accepted a ride from him with Sida. When we got back to the Palace Sida tells me she will fuck me tomorrow but tonight she was going home with her ex-boyfriend. Man fuck that, so when I won’t get out the boyfriend tells me he is calling the police since he spoke perfect English. I ask him if he understood the saying “All bets are off” I told him tell Sida everything about me not telling Ray no longer applies, all bets are off and I will let him know she is a puta and that she was going home with her ex. The boyfriend calls me a Mother Fucker and I stumble into the Palace. I grab a beer and pass out on a patio chair never making it up to my room.
Wednesday, March 31st: I wake up around 11am and sometime during the morning I must have walked up to my room. I jump in the shower and figure a massage is in order down at M&M. Before I go though I figure I would call Ray and let him know about my “exciting” night. Well he knows what time it is down there in the DR so he laughs it off and calls her. Next thing I know he is calling back telling me she is pissed I told and is on the warpath. So I am out of here. I head to M&M and get a wonderful massage. After that I head to the beach and meet up with Paco. I eat some lunch and Paco offers to show me Los Charamicos. We walk down to the shantytown of Los Charamicos and watch some cockfights and I win some money that of course I use to buy everyone Presidentes. During that time I spotted a very attractive girl, one thing led to another and I was in her home after slipping her mother some pesos (500RD for mom and 1000RD for her) banging the shit out of her behind the curtain. We spend the rest of the day in Los Charamicos. When we come back to El Batey we stop at Pluto’s bar and have a couple Presidentes. There I meet my novia, a bartender at Pluto’s. She is sweet and we arrange a meeting there that night. I go back to the Palace for a quick nap and head up to Pluto’s. We hit it off and she is very excited I came back. Well because of a slight misunderstanding she has to work until 6am. I hang just because. I am buying everyone drinks and make a lot of new friends. After she gets off we go back to my hotel and fall asleep, she was “with the moon” so no ficky ficky.
Thursday, April 1st: The next morning my bartender goes home telling me to come by the bar tonight. I am horny and find a lovely girl down stairs in the Palace, I forget her name but she is hot. I bring her upstairs for a short time (1500RD) and bang the hell out of her. Well she gets “sore” and asks me to stop and says she has to go home, home must be the bar downstairs watching the soap operas brcause I find her there after I showered and dressed. Oh well you can’t win them all. I hang out around the Palace and get a manicure and pedicure from the girl across the street. After some pampering I head off to see the town and hang out. I run into Paco again and off to Los Charamicos again to hang out with the locals. We drink and eat all day and I head back to the Palace to shower and dress. I head up to Pluto’s and my bartender is all happy to see me, we drink & dance the night away. Then at 3am she tells me she can’t spend the night because she has a family thing to do at 8am the next morning. Again facing the prospect of sleeping alone I head out. I run into the Swede and he tells me to go to the Flamingo, stupid me thinks the Flamingo is the bar out front not realizing it is behind those bars. Well nothing exciting there so I cruise to the High Caribe. I just walk in and find the first chica that attracts me. No Dancing, No Drinking, just “Hola, Cuánto para todo la noche?” She tells me 2000RD, ok why not, I’m drunk & horny. We get back to the Palace. When we get back her tune changes she wants 3000RD for all night, 2000RD for 2 hours. I want an all nighter so I give in and pay 3000RD. I KNOW I should have just kicked her out and went and found another one but I didn’t. Actually because I didn’t have enough pesos it turned out to be 3300RD. Well it gets better, her definition of “todo la noche” is until the crack of dawn…
Friday, April 2nd: At 7am my chica of the night is waking up telling me she has to go home to her bambinos. Well that was a total of three hours, I should have stuck with the 2-hour/2000RD deal. Oh well fuck it. I do my next stupid mistake and go for a walk through Sosua at 7am before the sun has burned off the smog, I almost die from lack of air but make it. I come back to the Palace and bum around for a while waiting for a chica to come by. Paco comes by instead and tells me he wants to take me out to the country, I should have know what that meant. It meant I pay for gas and he can go see all his relatives, well it’s all-good and I meet new people. Coming back to the Palace I run into some chicas who want me to take them upstairs, instead I decide to go see my bartender and give her an ultimatum. I bring some flowers and a little letter telling her I really like her and would like to spend the rest of my vacation with her. I give her time to decide and go have dinner and a nap. I come back and she is so happy to see me so I figure tonight is the night. I hang at the bar, she gets off at 1am. Before 1am the Swede was nice enough to stop by and confirm that he didn’t know my bartender as a working girl. We head over to Disco D’Classico and dance, then the power goes off and we head to D’Latino. We are hot and heavy with the kissing so we head back to the Palace. She tells me one more day with the moon so I hold her tight and fall asleep.
Saturday, April 3rd: This day could have went bad but it didn’t, thank you again Natalie! When we wake up my bartender tells me she doesn’t have to work today but that she made plans with her amigo (yes with an O) to go to the beach! WTF! So she sees I’m upset trying to tell her that this is my last day and don’t want to spend it alone but still leaves. She tells me to meet her at Pluto’s at 1am, WTF not even dinner! So I walk her downstairs. Downstairs Natalie is sitting at the bar. She remembers me from the other day when she partied up in my room with Ray, Santos, & Claudia. I am not even sure she completely understood me but I just said to her (well thinking out loud). “I need a grudge fuck and I know you can handle it” I grabbed her hand and brought her upstairs. While we were upstairs doing it I forgot to lock the door so Paco comes by to show me more sights (i.e. make more money) and knocks on the door and finally comes in, even though I am screaming “I’m busy”. I tell him to go but he really needs to talk to me. I told him unless the Palace is on fire, I don’t give a fuck what he needs to talk to me. I tell him to give me a couple hours. He comes back in 30 minutes and I’m still fucking. This time he just comes in. I grab him and throw him out locking the door this time. Of course the interruption put a damper on the mood but Natalie was totally understanding. I just in the shower to cool down and Ray calls telling me he is up on the coast and is going to stop by. We start at it again, my god she has the most wonderful tongue. Finally I cum, the first cum of my trip, of course it only took 4 hours but hey good things come to those who wait. Now she wants more money so I ended up giving her 2500RD. Yeah but it was enjoyable and she was the coolest chica I had been with so far. Well we head down stairs and Ray is waiting for me. He & Natalie talk for a bit while I change and shower. Ray and I take off for Puerto Plata hang out there for a while, we go to a couple outdoor cafes and drink some Presidentes. A couple chicas give me the look but nothing interesting. We decide to go to Monte Llano. This time we go to the shantytown of Monte Llano and visit one of Ray’s friends, and older nice lady who use to run a club there. Guess who lives a couple shacks over…Yep it’s Natalie. She is shocked I am there, she asks me if I am scared to be there. Scared why? Not all gringos are the same. So we spend the afternoon hanging out drinking Presidentes. I am ready to go again so I ask Natalie if she will spend the night with me and offer her a very nice amount. Of course she says yes. Ray picks up a local chica there himself and the four of us go to dinner. Me and Natalie are getting crazy at the table, so crazy if it was America we would have been thrown out, she is also doing sweet things like feeding me by hand while I just sit back and relax. Like Tom Petty said, It’s good to be king! We head back to the Palace and the four of us go up and start fucking. After the fucking Natalie tells me she forgot and can’t stay the night oh well, it’s only midnight I can still go and get my bartender. I tell Natalie that just in case I want her back at the Palace at 9am, I give her 1500RD and she calls me cheap, I laugh it off and head out. If I get some “with the moon” bullshit tonight I want her the next day before I leave! So I arrive at Pluto’s and my bartender is again happy to see me but wonders why I am late, I tell her I took a nap after dinner and overslept. We go out dancing (D’Classico & D’Latinos) again and head back to the Palace. Again she loves me but just wants to be held. Well knowing Natalie is coming by in the morning I grab her tight and fall asleep.
Sunday, April 4th: I was woken up by Natalie knocking on the door promptly at 9am, so I tell her that my bartender is still here and to wait downstairs. My bartender is asking me for money, for the first time. True I had tipped her at the bar and bought her drinks while drinking there but this was the first discussion of money. I take “all” the money I have out of my one pocket, which was 350 pesos, and send her on the way telling her I will call her when I get back to the states, yeah right. I grab Natalie and start banging away! It’s all good. I give her another 1500RD and tell her I will see her in a couple months when I get back. She wanted more but that was “all” I had in my other pocket. I pack up and head for the airport two hours early. LaJazz and the Swede even laughed at me for leaving so early, no matter it was worth it guys “He who laughs last laughs best!”. I get to the airport and check in, find a seat and sit down for a couple Presidente’s and a burger before I leave. Of course they charge you US dollars in the airport so the bill comes to $10, I have a $50 and some singles on me so I give the waitress the $50, she comes back with two $20s. So I just grab the five singles out of my wallet and go up to her after finishing my food, I don’t even know if I said it right but it fucking worked! This is what the DR is all about, sadly I found out my last day in the airport. I hissed to call her attention and while giving her the $5US I said “Propina para mi amor” She looked at the money and said Gracias. I then asked where the bathroom was, now I know I said that right but instead of just pointing in the direction of the bathroom she grabs my hand and drags me into the bathroom, right into a stall. She drops my pants, lets me do my business and then drops to her knees to get me hard! Next thing I know she is bent over the toilet and I am fucking the shit out of her (Yeah my one and only non covered moment). I hear my plane being boarded and all I am thinking is I got to cum/go my plane is leaving! I know I just smell of sex when I get on the plane.
Well I am returning in July and I am sure I will fuck up again but it’s so much fun. Did I mention I love the Dominican Republic!
What I do know is that I got further with girls then I have ever been in my life. I felt like a god, rock star, king, you name it, even with the downfalls. I do have one girl I wish to thank; she was a Palace Chica ironically. Sure she charged me too much but she made me happy and we got along famously. Thank you Natalie (american name), I will be seeing you when I get back.
I died five years ago and felt I would never live again. Now I know where I can live. Back in the states rejection isn’t a phase for me it’s a way of life. Sure I might have been ripped off or conned but I was never rejected, once but she was under 18. Upon returning to the states I went after this Cuban chica I have know for a while but she just wants to be friends. The bonus is she is teaching me Spanish and she can dance so I can practice while away.
So on to the report…
Saturday, March 27th: I stay up all night because I have an 8am flight and I am not a morning person unless I am still partying from the night before. I forget a bunch of items but I do get on the flight. I board early and start falling asleep to grab a nap on the way to San Juan, then a few minutes go by and I get slapped in my arm by the HR director from work who was heading to St. Thomas. Joy what a way to start my vacation. The rest of the flight is in dreamland. Arriving at POP was nice except it was raining so hard that I was soaked by the time I got to the terminal. After getting my baggage I head to the customs guy. He opens my luggage and starts to take my condoms and put them in his pocket, I am like no those are mine. So he starts asking for $10US, I figure it’s better then losing my condoms. So I hand over $10 and tell him to close the suitcase. I grab my stuff and immediately a porter comes up, “NO GRACIAS” and grab the luggage from him, he gets the message. I walk out expecting Dominican Ray to be waiting for me. It’s raining cats & dogs so he isn’t there. I wait, and I wait, and I wait, about 45 minutes later while I was trying to call him he arrives. We head to Sosua so I can get my key at the Palace and check in with John; also I get an Orange phone. I had made reservations for the entire 8 nights with John at the Palace so I decide to honor them even though I am going to Santiago for a few days. Ray picks up a friend of his, who I first thought was available but alas not for me. We drive back to Santiago on the highway since it’s raining to hard to go through the mountains. Everything is a blur to me since this is all new to me. We drop his friend off who seems to be a bit mad at me but she was jealous since I was getting Ray’s time and she wasn’t. Ray brings me to the Hotel Platino that is a very nice hotel; I would say Holiday Inn quality. We drive to his home and I meet his family, his wife has dinner waiting for us. Again I am overwhelmed at the differences versus the US so I barely notice a girl waiting there for me. She was very attractive, looking for a novio, spoke English, and very sweet but alas I let it slip through my fingers. She figured I wasn’t interested and left. We head to Kelvin’s Carwash and it is loud and crazy, there are some Dominican New York people there but I am the only gringo there. Strangely no girls approach me but I wasn’t “hunting” either, again just trying to process all of the information coming into my head. I meet several people and have a few Presidente’s. Well guess what Presidente’s are 6% or 12 proof so they hit you HARD your first time. I see one girl I am interested in but she is with a local guy. I ask Ray if it possible to get a girl who is with another guy, so he calls her over. She says she cannot get with me tonight but can meet me around noon tomorrow. We setup the appointment. A little while later Ray’s wife arrives with a new girl for me. Oh My God, she is my type. Small, sweet, and young. I am happy. She tells me she has to leave around 4am so I am devastated, wait I do not want to sleep alone my first night down here! So being the sad person I am she sees my face and changes her mind, my “puppy dog” eyes won her over. We head to Illusions after Kelvin’s but after seeing that place it is not a place to go to when you already have a girl. Even though it’s a Saturday night and late (11ish) Illusions is DEAD, plenty of girls but no customers. So I we order some beers. They then tell me there’s no smoking so I tell Ray after the beers lets go somewhere else. Ray does some dancing but my girl doesn’t like to dance. I think she is as nervous as I am. So we head off back to my hotel and he drops us off. We head up stairs and things go bad from the start, she doesn’t speak English and I don’t speak Spanish, also one of the things I left at home was my Spanish-English dictionary. So I call up Ray and turns out we both misunderstood each other. After I tell Ray just tell her to go with the flow and all will be good. Now realize before I tell of my first sexual adventure I find more pleasure in making a girl cum then making myself cum. I know it sounds odd but it’s the control part I get off on. To me sex is 90% mental and 10% physical. So after a nice hour of making out like teenagers I pop my first question MAMARTOTO? She giggles and is all shy; body language is body language in any language. So I ask again and say I am good at it, again my limited Spanish. I am so glad I went downtown. She was so sweet and tasty and damn she was finely kept, VERY low mileage. I barely could get my finger in her. She starts off acting like a deer in headlights but then she gets into it A LOT. Damn I thought the rest of my hair was going to be pulled out. She is squirming all over then bed but remained very quiet. Well maybe I over did it, I do know a wet spot the size of a medicine ball was on the bed and she even squirted a couple times but all of the sudden she was tired and wanted to fuck in the morning. It’s been a long day for me too with only a three-hour nap on an airplane in the last two days so off to sleep we go.
Sunday, March 28th: I was woken up at 8am by my chica getting dressed. She tells me she has to get home and is very sorry, of course she asks for money. Again since I haven’t gotten this far with any girl in a long time I pay her well (1500RD). Also I figured with a bigger tip I would hopefully get to see her again, if I only knew how wrong I was…Well I figured I need my sleep so I go back to bed, around 11am I get a phone call, figuring it’s Ray to find out about how my night was. This is how the conversation went…
me-“Hola”
him-“blah, blah, blah” (in Spanish)
me-“no habla”
him-“I said WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?” (strong New York accent)
me-“Who the fuck is this?”
him-“WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?”
me-“Is this Black?” (I met a NY’er named Black last night)
him-“No, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?”
me-“My name is Tomas”
him-“Where do you live Tomas?”
me-“Chicago, come up and see me some time”
him-“No where do you live in the DR?”
me-“Oh, I’m just on vacation for a couple days and rented this phone”
him-“Well you called me from this number last night” (oops you all know what happened when I went to the bathroom last night)
me-“Well I didn’t call you”
him-“Do you know a girl named Camedia?”
me-(Seriously just like this)”Camedia, Camedia, hmm, oh yeah she was the girl in my bed last night!”
him-“You Mother Fucker she is my fucking girlfriend!”
me-“Well buddy I didn’t know she had a boyfriend, I am sorry you cannot control your girl but guess what that is your problem not my problem”
him-“ I guess you are right, you didn’t know better. Since you are new in town let me show you the sights and we can have a couple beers”
me-“Sorry I have plans for today, Adios Amigo” (and I hung up)
He never did call back. I called Ray and told him to swing by and pick me up. After a stop at the store, his home, and a few other errands we headed off to Navarette. There was a Carnival going on there and it was a great time. We met another one of Ray’s “amigas” and she had an amiga waiting for me but she wasn’t my type so it didn’t work out but overall I had a great time at the Carnival. Again a place where I was the only gringo around. So after taking several pictures and drinking several Presidentes we headed back to Santiago. In Santiago we swung by the salon where there were two girls waiting, Wendy and Alisabe (I know I am spelling her name wrong too). Well Wendy was the one called to meet me but I am more interested in Alisabe. After some driving around and both girls in the back with me we end up back at Ray’s home. Alisabe is a little bit sick so I figure take my chances with Wendy, hey let’s make another mistake right! Since I am having a good time with Ray I decide to stay with him another day. Ray drives us back to my hotel around 11pm. We head in and Wendy sees my laptop. So I start it up and she looks at my pc and some pictures I have taken so far. I finally want get to business so I close the laptop and get on the bed. She starts to get undressed and we get to business. She doesn’t like mamartoto so we get to the fucking, it’s like a tunnel, and she is so worn out that I was looking for a 2x4 to strap to my ass so I wouldn’t fall in. 30 minutes later and I’m still trying to cum she tells me she has to leave at 12:30! She is asking me for money I give her 1000RD and she wants more rather then get into an argument I just give her 1500RD and send her on her way. WTF Sleeping alone tonight. It’s too late to call Ray and I’m wide-awake, in a strange city where I don’t speak the language. I should have been adventurous and left but I didn’t instead just watched TV until I fell asleep.
Monday, March 29th: A new day and since I didn’t do anything the night before I call Ray early. He shows up after an hour and we head off. He tells me we are going to head to see a friend of his in Monte Llano. We head up to the coast and we meet another “amiga”, Sida (spelling) of his who is there with her sister. Well the sister takes off about five minutes after we get there and I am left as the third wheel. After a couple beers we drop off his amiga who doesn’t want Ray to give her money in front of me because she is no puta, haha I laugh later because you will see… We stop by the Palace and meet the Swede, he has some ice cold Presidente’s there so we sit around drinking and talking with the chicas. During that time I, with Ray’s translation help, setup a happy hour with Mercedes and Mori (spelling?) for the next day. John wasn’t there and I forgot my key back in Santiago otherwise I would have done it right there and then. We head back to Santiago and during which time he tells his wife no more BS chicas for me and they better be willing to stay the night! When we arrive back at his home there is a beautiful chica waiting for me. Damn she was hot, and well groomed (nice clothes, hair, nails, etc.). It’s early so we head to the casino, I give her 1000RD to gamble with while I go to the tables, lucky for me I won a 1000RD so I came out even. She is getting bored so we head out and go straight back to my hotel. She gets undressed immediately and all is good, mamartoto, fucking, etc. Still haven’t gotten a blowjob but hey the rest is good. She is also ready to go in for the long haul, I have never cum fast in my life and with my nerves I don’t plan on it. After 4 hours I give up and we fall asleep. The next morning is when the tears come on, I found out she is married to someone very important in the government with two kids. She is going through a divorce and her husband isn’t giving her anything. She asks me for more money and hearing about the kids, the fun time we had, plus her beauty (she was an 11) I fold and give her way too much money (go ahead and laugh, 3000RD). She then tells me it’s her Birthday and she wants me to buy her a cell phone, not just any phone but a camera phone! I tell her I am here until Sunday and I will call her that night and maybe tomorrow we will go buy her a phone, I never did call.
Tuesday, March 30th: Welcome to Sosua. Ray, his friend Santos and me all head up to the coast. We swing through Monte Llano and meet two girls that we pickup. One of them is just HOT, really HOT! Well she starts digging Santos and it’s his Birthday on Thursday so I tell him just get her number for me and he can hit it today, I even offer him my room. We head to the beach where we meet one of Ray’s friends Paco who works the beach. We drink a bit and then head back to the Palace. After thirty minutes or so my happy hour arrives. At first Mercedes and Mori (Note: Mori can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch) quote me $60US each for a happy hour, I work them “down” to $40 but I know still too much! They want to make sure I know it’s only until I cum once, I laugh and say sure no problem. During this time Ray and Santos grab Claudia (the HOT one we picked up) and Natalie (the girl I thanked at the beginning) and we all head up to my room. Ray & Santos finish up way early and leave, of course four hours later I come down with Mercedes and Mori who I think felt they were ripped off. They did try their best. I even brought down lipstick and nail polish, I tell them one each. Mori tried to take 6 of them, I just grabbed them out of her purse and left one. I go have dinner by myself at Mora Mai and then head to the casino. There I win 20,000RD at the craps table and they sure got pissed when they noticed I wasn’t branded and was leaving. I head to the infamous High Caribe and when I get there I see Ray’s amiga, Sida waiting outside. She gives me a great big hug and since I’m up some money I think nothing of paying her way to get in. We start talking and I figure what the heck I just fucked two girls for the last four hours and need a break so I use her as a shield so the other putas don’t bother me, tonight is my night to get fucked up! I ended up buying her, her cousins, her friends, and her neighbors, hell everyone drinks on me all night, no biggie it’s all monopoly money. During the night the Swede comes in and says hi. A little while later I see a fine looking girl so I ask Sida if the girl is a puta or regular girl. She goes up and asks, next thing I know she is at the bar with us and I’m buying her drinks. I head to the bathroom and ask the Swede if he knows my new girl, of course he does. Next thing I know when I return from the bathroom the Swede is with the new girl and again I am with Sida, oh well it’s all good, plenty of fish in the sea, besides it’s my night to get fucked up! As the night ran on my conscience started kicking in that I was facing the possibility of sleeping alone so I ask Sida if she just wants to spend the night, after all she is Ray’s amiga so I won’t try anything I just want a warm body to hold that night. She tells me sure but on one condition, she wants 3000RD!!! Anyways after some translation by her cousin she says she will come home with me for more then sleeping as long as I pay her but I can never tell Ray. Well I’m drunk so fine by me! Again I was up a lot of money and didn’t want to sleep alone. Her cousin even tells me don’t bring her anywhere else besides my hotel because her old boyfriend is there, me being too drunk to know who that was stupidly accepted a ride from him with Sida. When we got back to the Palace Sida tells me she will fuck me tomorrow but tonight she was going home with her ex-boyfriend. Man fuck that, so when I won’t get out the boyfriend tells me he is calling the police since he spoke perfect English. I ask him if he understood the saying “All bets are off” I told him tell Sida everything about me not telling Ray no longer applies, all bets are off and I will let him know she is a puta and that she was going home with her ex. The boyfriend calls me a Mother Fucker and I stumble into the Palace. I grab a beer and pass out on a patio chair never making it up to my room.
Wednesday, March 31st: I wake up around 11am and sometime during the morning I must have walked up to my room. I jump in the shower and figure a massage is in order down at M&M. Before I go though I figure I would call Ray and let him know about my “exciting” night. Well he knows what time it is down there in the DR so he laughs it off and calls her. Next thing I know he is calling back telling me she is pissed I told and is on the warpath. So I am out of here. I head to M&M and get a wonderful massage. After that I head to the beach and meet up with Paco. I eat some lunch and Paco offers to show me Los Charamicos. We walk down to the shantytown of Los Charamicos and watch some cockfights and I win some money that of course I use to buy everyone Presidentes. During that time I spotted a very attractive girl, one thing led to another and I was in her home after slipping her mother some pesos (500RD for mom and 1000RD for her) banging the shit out of her behind the curtain. We spend the rest of the day in Los Charamicos. When we come back to El Batey we stop at Pluto’s bar and have a couple Presidentes. There I meet my novia, a bartender at Pluto’s. She is sweet and we arrange a meeting there that night. I go back to the Palace for a quick nap and head up to Pluto’s. We hit it off and she is very excited I came back. Well because of a slight misunderstanding she has to work until 6am. I hang just because. I am buying everyone drinks and make a lot of new friends. After she gets off we go back to my hotel and fall asleep, she was “with the moon” so no ficky ficky.
Thursday, April 1st: The next morning my bartender goes home telling me to come by the bar tonight. I am horny and find a lovely girl down stairs in the Palace, I forget her name but she is hot. I bring her upstairs for a short time (1500RD) and bang the hell out of her. Well she gets “sore” and asks me to stop and says she has to go home, home must be the bar downstairs watching the soap operas brcause I find her there after I showered and dressed. Oh well you can’t win them all. I hang out around the Palace and get a manicure and pedicure from the girl across the street. After some pampering I head off to see the town and hang out. I run into Paco again and off to Los Charamicos again to hang out with the locals. We drink and eat all day and I head back to the Palace to shower and dress. I head up to Pluto’s and my bartender is all happy to see me, we drink & dance the night away. Then at 3am she tells me she can’t spend the night because she has a family thing to do at 8am the next morning. Again facing the prospect of sleeping alone I head out. I run into the Swede and he tells me to go to the Flamingo, stupid me thinks the Flamingo is the bar out front not realizing it is behind those bars. Well nothing exciting there so I cruise to the High Caribe. I just walk in and find the first chica that attracts me. No Dancing, No Drinking, just “Hola, Cuánto para todo la noche?” She tells me 2000RD, ok why not, I’m drunk & horny. We get back to the Palace. When we get back her tune changes she wants 3000RD for all night, 2000RD for 2 hours. I want an all nighter so I give in and pay 3000RD. I KNOW I should have just kicked her out and went and found another one but I didn’t. Actually because I didn’t have enough pesos it turned out to be 3300RD. Well it gets better, her definition of “todo la noche” is until the crack of dawn…
Friday, April 2nd: At 7am my chica of the night is waking up telling me she has to go home to her bambinos. Well that was a total of three hours, I should have stuck with the 2-hour/2000RD deal. Oh well fuck it. I do my next stupid mistake and go for a walk through Sosua at 7am before the sun has burned off the smog, I almost die from lack of air but make it. I come back to the Palace and bum around for a while waiting for a chica to come by. Paco comes by instead and tells me he wants to take me out to the country, I should have know what that meant. It meant I pay for gas and he can go see all his relatives, well it’s all-good and I meet new people. Coming back to the Palace I run into some chicas who want me to take them upstairs, instead I decide to go see my bartender and give her an ultimatum. I bring some flowers and a little letter telling her I really like her and would like to spend the rest of my vacation with her. I give her time to decide and go have dinner and a nap. I come back and she is so happy to see me so I figure tonight is the night. I hang at the bar, she gets off at 1am. Before 1am the Swede was nice enough to stop by and confirm that he didn’t know my bartender as a working girl. We head over to Disco D’Classico and dance, then the power goes off and we head to D’Latino. We are hot and heavy with the kissing so we head back to the Palace. She tells me one more day with the moon so I hold her tight and fall asleep.
Saturday, April 3rd: This day could have went bad but it didn’t, thank you again Natalie! When we wake up my bartender tells me she doesn’t have to work today but that she made plans with her amigo (yes with an O) to go to the beach! WTF! So she sees I’m upset trying to tell her that this is my last day and don’t want to spend it alone but still leaves. She tells me to meet her at Pluto’s at 1am, WTF not even dinner! So I walk her downstairs. Downstairs Natalie is sitting at the bar. She remembers me from the other day when she partied up in my room with Ray, Santos, & Claudia. I am not even sure she completely understood me but I just said to her (well thinking out loud). “I need a grudge fuck and I know you can handle it” I grabbed her hand and brought her upstairs. While we were upstairs doing it I forgot to lock the door so Paco comes by to show me more sights (i.e. make more money) and knocks on the door and finally comes in, even though I am screaming “I’m busy”. I tell him to go but he really needs to talk to me. I told him unless the Palace is on fire, I don’t give a fuck what he needs to talk to me. I tell him to give me a couple hours. He comes back in 30 minutes and I’m still fucking. This time he just comes in. I grab him and throw him out locking the door this time. Of course the interruption put a damper on the mood but Natalie was totally understanding. I just in the shower to cool down and Ray calls telling me he is up on the coast and is going to stop by. We start at it again, my god she has the most wonderful tongue. Finally I cum, the first cum of my trip, of course it only took 4 hours but hey good things come to those who wait. Now she wants more money so I ended up giving her 2500RD. Yeah but it was enjoyable and she was the coolest chica I had been with so far. Well we head down stairs and Ray is waiting for me. He & Natalie talk for a bit while I change and shower. Ray and I take off for Puerto Plata hang out there for a while, we go to a couple outdoor cafes and drink some Presidentes. A couple chicas give me the look but nothing interesting. We decide to go to Monte Llano. This time we go to the shantytown of Monte Llano and visit one of Ray’s friends, and older nice lady who use to run a club there. Guess who lives a couple shacks over…Yep it’s Natalie. She is shocked I am there, she asks me if I am scared to be there. Scared why? Not all gringos are the same. So we spend the afternoon hanging out drinking Presidentes. I am ready to go again so I ask Natalie if she will spend the night with me and offer her a very nice amount. Of course she says yes. Ray picks up a local chica there himself and the four of us go to dinner. Me and Natalie are getting crazy at the table, so crazy if it was America we would have been thrown out, she is also doing sweet things like feeding me by hand while I just sit back and relax. Like Tom Petty said, It’s good to be king! We head back to the Palace and the four of us go up and start fucking. After the fucking Natalie tells me she forgot and can’t stay the night oh well, it’s only midnight I can still go and get my bartender. I tell Natalie that just in case I want her back at the Palace at 9am, I give her 1500RD and she calls me cheap, I laugh it off and head out. If I get some “with the moon” bullshit tonight I want her the next day before I leave! So I arrive at Pluto’s and my bartender is again happy to see me but wonders why I am late, I tell her I took a nap after dinner and overslept. We go out dancing (D’Classico & D’Latinos) again and head back to the Palace. Again she loves me but just wants to be held. Well knowing Natalie is coming by in the morning I grab her tight and fall asleep.
Sunday, April 4th: I was woken up by Natalie knocking on the door promptly at 9am, so I tell her that my bartender is still here and to wait downstairs. My bartender is asking me for money, for the first time. True I had tipped her at the bar and bought her drinks while drinking there but this was the first discussion of money. I take “all” the money I have out of my one pocket, which was 350 pesos, and send her on the way telling her I will call her when I get back to the states, yeah right. I grab Natalie and start banging away! It’s all good. I give her another 1500RD and tell her I will see her in a couple months when I get back. She wanted more but that was “all” I had in my other pocket. I pack up and head for the airport two hours early. LaJazz and the Swede even laughed at me for leaving so early, no matter it was worth it guys “He who laughs last laughs best!”. I get to the airport and check in, find a seat and sit down for a couple Presidente’s and a burger before I leave. Of course they charge you US dollars in the airport so the bill comes to $10, I have a $50 and some singles on me so I give the waitress the $50, she comes back with two $20s. So I just grab the five singles out of my wallet and go up to her after finishing my food, I don’t even know if I said it right but it fucking worked! This is what the DR is all about, sadly I found out my last day in the airport. I hissed to call her attention and while giving her the $5US I said “Propina para mi amor” She looked at the money and said Gracias. I then asked where the bathroom was, now I know I said that right but instead of just pointing in the direction of the bathroom she grabs my hand and drags me into the bathroom, right into a stall. She drops my pants, lets me do my business and then drops to her knees to get me hard! Next thing I know she is bent over the toilet and I am fucking the shit out of her (Yeah my one and only non covered moment). I hear my plane being boarded and all I am thinking is I got to cum/go my plane is leaving! I know I just smell of sex when I get on the plane.
Well I am returning in July and I am sure I will fuck up again but it’s so much fun. Did I mention I love the Dominican Republic!