Boom goes boom

[WickedWillie]

I’m sure many of you are familiar with Boom, the blonde always in Classico’s, hangs with Tormenta (Storm), she has this appearance to some of being really hard-core.

Whilst sitting in the salon for a while at the weekend listening to the chica gossip she told us a funny story that she was having a heavy session last Friday afternoon with some guy at his villa when he turned her over into doggie and just as she was in position with her ass up in the air she let rip an almighty rip-roaring fart.

Nothing wrong with that of course and the guy continued saying no problem.

However as she had only eaten a couple of eggs and a street vendor pork and cabbage sandwich in the previous 24 hours she said the ensuing gas cloud was unbearable and she left as quickly as possible.

The poor girl was so mortified by her natural bodily functions and to avoid further embarrassment even at the expense of income she refused to go out that night in case she bumped into the guy.

Once the laughter died down I explained to her that even though I have endured or even enjoyed plenty of pussy farts over the years I hadn’t ever had this particular experience happen, but if it did it was nothing that would bother me.

Without exception all the chicas in the salon agreed that even though they would do pretty much anything sexual with a client a smelly rip-roaring fart is a bridge too far.

I guess we should be thankful for that.

When the local diet containing habichuelas or guandules is taken into consideration has anyone experienced a farty chica????

[naptime]

i can honestly say, i havent had a chica fart around me.

i'd laugh it off. big deal. farts are funny.

but, nope, hasnt happened.



now, jacklyn on the other hand... she has no problem walking in your room and taking a nice big hefty shit! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TNT72]

i can honestly say, i havent had a chica fart around me.

i'd laugh it off. big deal. farts are funny.

but, nope, hasnt happened.



now, jacklyn on the other hand... she has no problem walking in your room and taking a nice big hefty shit! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That girl can suck a mean dick, but if on the first ST, she walked in and shit in my room like she did Adios........well, nevermind. Cause the first time with her, I wouldn't have even known. She had to keep slapping me while she was sucking my dick, to wake me up every time I passed out!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[TNT72]

i can honestly say, i havent had a chica fart around me.


i'd laugh it off. big deal. farts are funny.

but, nope, hasnt happened.



now, jacklyn on the other hand... she has no problem walking in your room and taking a nice big hefty shit! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I gotta be honest. I'd laugh my ass off!!!

Every fucking morning, after a night of drinking beer, I let 3 or 4 HUGE farts in the morning.......and I always laugh my ass off!!!!

Everytime a girl, or chica, farts around me....they always get emmbaresed, and think I'm gonna drop them. But it just lets me know that they are real!!

[hugrad95a]

"Without exception all the chicas in the salon agreed that even though they would do pretty much anything sexual with a client a smelly rip-roaring fart is a bridge too far."

I'm I the only one who caught this line. Next trip I'm putting this to the test.

[Seville]

Naptime and TNT would have no problem with a fucking flood of diarrhea coming out of some chica. Again the extemely small gene pool coming into play.

[TNT72]

Naptime and TNT would have no problem with a fucking flood of diarrhea coming out of some chica. Again the extemely small gene pool coming into play.


While I'm man enough to laughing at a fart or 5.....I'm not good with a chica shitting all over my sheets with diarrhea........no matter what time of day!!!!!!!!

And fuck you Robert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[naptime]

i'd take pictures.

surely one of you sick mutherfuckers would get off on that shit. literally.

[Seville]

While I'm man enough to laughing at a fart or 5.....I'm not good with a chica shitting all over my sheets with diarrhea........no matter what time of day!!!!!!!!

And fuck you Robert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even when I am farting?:lol:

[princepointe]

I live in a fantasy world where women don't fart or burp. lol. I personally HATE that shit from women. Whenever I think of farts I think of locker rooms and barracks. I don't want to think of that when i'm with a sexy chick. Now if the chick is sleep and rips one then OK, but if she doesn't have the foresight to run to the bathroom then she has to bounce. Hell, I don't want to smell my taco farts let alone hers. lol

[MrHappy]

Everybody farts, some people are more discreet than others.

I am a virtual Flatulence Specialist. This is due to my diet high in Fiber, plus chewing fiber tablets every day to ensure I get my daily requirement.

The result is some of the best farts in the universe, not only loud and repetitive, but strong enough to peel paint off of walls.

Smell so thick, you'd swear you could cut it with a knife!

Girls are much more discreet. But, I have given fiber tabs to many girls over the years, and there's no mistaking that distinctive odor when they let one slip out.

All good fun!!

[gdogg]

I live in a fantasy world where women don't fart or burp. lol. I personally HATE that shit from women. Whenever I think of farts I think of locker rooms and barracks. I don't want to think of that when i'm with a sexy chick. Now if the chick is sleep and rips one then OK, but if she doesn't have the foresight to run to the bathroom then she has to bounce. Hell, I don't want to smell my taco farts let alone hers. lol

Unfortunately, I'm from the same school of thought. We really are sad and delusional.
:lol:

[Seville]

Everybody farts, some people are more discreet than others.

I am a virtual Flatulence Specialist. This is due to my diet high in Fiber, plus chewing fiber tablets every day to ensure I get my daily requirement.

The result is some of the best farts in the universe, not only loud and repetitive, but strong enough to peel paint off of walls.

Smell so thick, you'd swear you could cut it with a knife!

Girls are much more discreet. But, I have given fiber tabs to many girls over the years, and there's no mistaking that distinctive odor when they let one slip out.

All good fun!!

Gotta respect a guy that tells it like it is. No sugar coating here.:wink:

[weyland]

I am a bit surprised that none of you DR vets have commented that farting is totally unacceptable socially in the DR. They have a very low tolerance of it and rarely laugh it off like we do.

This would explain why the chica would miss a potential pay night when it might otherwise take something drastic (like three drops of rain :)) to stop her going to work.

[steviewonder]

I am a bit surprised that none of you DR vets have commented that farting is totally unacceptable socially in the DR. They have a very low tolerance of it and rarely laugh it off like we do.
This would explain why the chica would miss a potential pay night when it might otherwise take something drastic (like three drops of rain :)) to stop her going to work.

Been told several times from them, in english: sorry my bum
is singing again:rofl:

[bailar]

Last trip I was going down on my Novia, When she came she got a little too relaxed and let loose. She almost died of embarrassment--It was hilarious!

[sporthobbyist]

is boom, julisa or julia???
hardcore looking blonde with the sick body???