REPOSTING this everywhere so that people get the HINT......I don`t want a lame party...I will never forgive a lame Party...
When I wrote this, It was supposed to be a surprise that Jayman and El Drunko were comming in for the party. We both left way too many hints that we WERE GOING TO BE THERE... Although Jayman Blew it... Rotton bastard !!
I did mean everything I said, I talked to Justin and he told me that you guys didn`t want to pay the band. YOU CHEAP BASTARDS....You want a party and you aren`t willing to pay a dime....Thats why Parties don`t don`t come true..Haven`t ya figured this out yet??? People plan on doing something, they talk about it, they write about, they Dream about it, but the bottom line is ya have to add a few bucks. .....Thats why I posted what I did....AND GUESS WHAT.... BIG SURPRISE......Jimmy Posted that "someone else was paying for the band" That would be EL Drunko and Jayman.
I will not say a word, YOU guys brought up the band thing...Thats what made us book tickets for a 2 night trip....It turned out that we have to pay the band.....I am gonna take Numette's hat off the wall <sorry man, I didn`t spell your name right> Place it on the bar... I would hope that guys with some kind of heart will help pay the band. After all, Jayman and I booked this trip with anticipation of a beach Party<our Stlye>
I haven`t even gotton there yet, But I have a predicktion.........There was talk of everyone telling 2 chicas......There will be thousands of chicas there!!!... Im willing to bet, the only chicas there are the ones Jayman and I bring with US... BTW I plan on bringing 2 and I already know the 2.
Bottom line, put your pesos where your mouth is....Lets have a PARTY, DONT say lets leave it to everyone else.... cause thats what happens every time... Make it happen....Its up to you and me...I plan on doing my part and I know Jayman plans on doing his. Just bring ONE chica with you..Your Date for the Party...If you do that, It will be more than any Party ever had. Ten Guys Ten Chicas, Plus thier friends, <Please invite them> I Promise you , if you do this, you will speak about the party forever...............If You don`t bring a chica with you...It will be a doomed Party, Just like all the rest.
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Please don`t let me down.