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Jimmydr
04-30-2004, 04:41 PM
Fords adventures!!!!


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Hola Mates,

I got up early to drop my chica off and John and his crew is already
getting ready to start pouring the concrete for the reinforcement
beams I mentioned yesterday. He knows that that JimmyDR and his crew
are arriving later this month, he says he likes you guys and he wants
everything to be "up to standards" when you arrive. I think he will
have the place looking great, he is working very hard.
No earthquakes last night at all, yippee!
The Palace is starting to fill up now for the weekend but all though
everyone seems to have heard of the WSG.ORG Board, it appears I am
the only member currently staying there.
Exchange rate just hit 32-1 which is the best rate that I have
received yet. If you hit any of these "exchange" stores with
Dominican John first when you arrive afterwards when you come back
they don't even make you show I.D. They say "you are staying with
John, right?" When you say that you are they just cash your checks
without even presenting your passport.
I think the only thing about this place that I don't like is the
beach. Now there is nothing wrong with the beach in Sosua per se, it
is beautiful and all but it is the way that it is set up that is
iritating. You drive or walk down this narrow street past literally
dozens of little vendor shops that ***** everything from cigars, tee-
shirts, rings, wooden statues and assorted crap. The vendors
absolutely mob you in every direction. I mean in a town of vultures
they are the kings! Then when you finally get down to the beach the
way it is set up there are vendor shops on one side of the beach
walkway and the beach on the other. These guys "hit you" from every
side mobbing you and making the whole beach experience pretty damn
undesirable. Oh well, what are you going to do?
If you are a sun worshipper, the penthouse works great - you can lay
out up there and nobody bothers you.
O.K. guys its off to breakfast, (I have to get rid of my BIG
Budweiser head) I think its going to be Mora Mai for desayuno.
Ciao,
Cheers,
FORD



Hola Mates,

I am writing you all from the internet cafe/exchange bank in downtown
Sosua. I arrived here on Saturday night and am staying for 9 nights
in the Sosua Palace penthouse, leaving on Sunday.
Wow, all I can say is wow. This place is pretty amazing!
First I want to thank all my internet mates who gave me the info
necessary for me to make this trip ..... they include of course
JimmyDR, GPiper, nuhomet, wolverine 71, and mirco (sorry if I
misspell some of your handles). I am having a great time!
The place is absolutely mobbed with beautiful women and a serious
lack of interested men, it is a buyers market! Prices are 1000 pesos
for toda la noche at the very most (about 32$) but I am positive
girls could be had for much, much less $. I offer 1000 pesos and the
girls are about to run out the door with me. I was ina bar called the
cowgirl bar last night and they had 7 gorgeous women and only one
other customer besides me. The salida was 400 pesos but I told the
bartender because it was so late cerca medinoche, I said he should
wave it and he agreed. I paid 800 pesos and no salida for an absolute
9 named Cynthia. Kinda big backfield but HOT!
John at the Palace is an awesome guy we struck up a quick friendship
and we have eaten dinner together most nights. I have some connection
and I have given him some advice on his business and he is
appreciative.
The Palace took a very serious beating from the earthquake, it was
sad to say a little disingenuous for him to say it sustained cosmetic
damage only and he admits that. However, he has a crew working like
dogs day and night and things are really improving! he is putting in
5 seperate reinforcement beams running from piso primera to the third
floor for support and he is bracing for the BIG ONE.
The night life in Sosua is hot every night of the week, so far I have
picked up chicas at bars called The Cowgirl bar, Four Roses, The
Flamingo strip club, The High Caribe Night Club and the Bora Bora
Bar. I rented a car so i am kind of the designated driver for the
boys in house but a car is not necessary as everything is clost to
John's Palace.
The restaurants in town are also great. Mora Mai is tops with a great
menu and good prices but PJ's is also good with great sandwiches and
it is open 24 hours. I give honorable mention to La Roca which is not
exactly cheap but last night i had a 2.5 lb. lobster dinner with all
the trimmings that was 5 stars.
John has the usual suspects hanging around the bar at the Palace
including Soronji, Blausey (sp), Pearla etc, but there are plenty of
other chicas sticking there heads in and out.
I have posted on the Honduras, san pedro sula board and was quite
critical of the posters for not giving me the correct information. I
found the prices in San Pedro Sula to be considerably higher than
what I had expected, but not here. I actually feel the prices because
it is such a buyers market right now are actually lower than I had
expected! I think if you work on a girl hard enough you could have
some for pocket change, and i don't meen dogs either!!
P.S. The ground is still alive guys! The ground is still alive!!
6 more earthquakes since I arrived just 4 days ago. I was woken up
twice since I have been here with pretty serious quakes in the middle
of the night. The penthouse is rocken and its not me who is doing all
the shaken! The other night my girl almost jumped out of her skin....
TERREMOTO!, TEBLOR DE TIERRA!!!
The supermercado in town sells Budweiser, thank God. Presidentes give
me an instant headache!
Cheers,
(Sosua) FORD

Jimmydr
04-30-2004, 04:42 PM
Then it happened.... "THE MAN ARRIVED"
On Friday night the 6'5" Rubio Grande, Gordon Tinnat, John's partner
arrived for a worldwind, alcohol fueled freeforall from Florida.
Gordon comes down to the island very infrequently but when he
does........ buckle up and enjoy the ride!!
John's partner Gordon, myself, Gordon's cousin Rob from Kentucky, and
Sean from Tennesee hit Cristals at 10 o'clock sharp on Friday night.
Cristals was packed with hot chicas but at that early hour a serious
lack of customers. By 11 Gordon was "pie eyed" sitting at the bar
with four girls draped across his lap, Sean had fallen in love with a
muy bonitas mujer negro, Rob was occupied with two girls he couldn't
decide on and I was squirreled over in the cuarto privado with a
smokin hot light skinned morena.
We brought the four back to the Palace and all of us had enough left
in the tank afterwards for round two at the High Caribe Night Club.
At the High Caribe 1200 pesos takes it for toda la noche with no
salid. Cristals is a bit more pricey but may well be worth it to you
because the choices are primo!!
Last night, the alcohol fueled coche zipped across the country to the
the City of Santiago. Gordon made a few calls and it was four guys
and six girls stuffed in a Honda accord for a straight fuel burn back
to Sosua. The car was so packed we had two girls sticking out of the
sunroof. They kept stopping the car for more girls on the street who
wanted to get in but we told them we would have to throw then in the
trunk!
When we got back to the Palace, things degenerated quickly into a
absolute free for all in the pool when the chicas all wanted to nadar
desnudo. With salsa blasting at 15 decibels on the Hotel Boom Box we
hit them in the pool, in the jacuzzi and then upstairs to the jacuzzi
in my room. Yes we fit 10 people in the penthouse jacuzzi ....... I
didn't think it could be done!
I'm leaving today and I'm muy triste.
P.S. LA Jazz is here. He is a real nice and stand-up guy, I like him.
He came around the pool but I think he wants to start his fun a
little slower at first.
P.S P.S The ground is still alive!! Another tremor hit the isalnd
last night, chased my chica down the stairs nude at 5 in the morning.
I screamed off the balcony "Get your F''''ing Ass back up here
B''''"!!!" She got the message....
Cheers,
FORD