Magnum
09-21-2006, 06:21 AM
Tampa and I have known each other for a while now but he has never met Beas. Saturday night in Classicos I run into Tampa again and he asks me where Beas is. I tell him he will be back in a little while and I will bring him over. We decide that we will fuck with Beas when I bring him over.
Beas walks in and with a real serious face I tell him to come with me and not to say anything. He thinks that I am having a problem with someone and I need his back.
We walk up to where Tampa is hanging with his chica and a few friends -including another guy whose name I can not remember but was pretty big. Tampa comes up to me and starts getting on my shit - why are you looking at my girl....why are you trying to pick her up.....why don't you leave her alone....I am sending her WU...go find another girl...she is mine get lost....I tell him to tell your girl to stop grabbing my ass.....she is rubbing my crotch.....she keeps looking at me....she keeps touching me.....if she is yours why does she want me...you obviously are not pleasing her...get lost and leave me alone..... etc etc...we are playing this off perfectly. It appears to others who do not know what is going on that this could be trouble because it is getting pretty heated.
Tampa starts to walk up to me and get in my face....OK not really in my face...more like in my chest...lol.....for those who know Tampa you know what I am talking about....all the while Beas is standing this with this "oh shit" look on his face...not saying a word.....he is thinking - here we go - this will be trouble. He has this real serious look about him and appears ready to roll. Tampa and I continue this game back and forth - getting louder as we go and him getting closer to me as the time passes.
Finally Tampa looks over at Beas who is now standing right next to me and asks him in his best Joe Pesci impersonation - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" Beas appears to be in shock and Tampa takes a few steps towards him......he then reaches out to hug him....Beas I am Tampa....
Beas just about shit his pants and could not believe that we fucked with him like this. He thought whole thing was real and he was saying that he was ready to hit Tampa when he stepped towards him. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw.
What is that show on MTV.....BEAS YOU GOT PUNKED!!!!
Tampa meet Beas....Beas meet Tampa....
Beas walks in and with a real serious face I tell him to come with me and not to say anything. He thinks that I am having a problem with someone and I need his back.
We walk up to where Tampa is hanging with his chica and a few friends -including another guy whose name I can not remember but was pretty big. Tampa comes up to me and starts getting on my shit - why are you looking at my girl....why are you trying to pick her up.....why don't you leave her alone....I am sending her WU...go find another girl...she is mine get lost....I tell him to tell your girl to stop grabbing my ass.....she is rubbing my crotch.....she keeps looking at me....she keeps touching me.....if she is yours why does she want me...you obviously are not pleasing her...get lost and leave me alone..... etc etc...we are playing this off perfectly. It appears to others who do not know what is going on that this could be trouble because it is getting pretty heated.
Tampa starts to walk up to me and get in my face....OK not really in my face...more like in my chest...lol.....for those who know Tampa you know what I am talking about....all the while Beas is standing this with this "oh shit" look on his face...not saying a word.....he is thinking - here we go - this will be trouble. He has this real serious look about him and appears ready to roll. Tampa and I continue this game back and forth - getting louder as we go and him getting closer to me as the time passes.
Finally Tampa looks over at Beas who is now standing right next to me and asks him in his best Joe Pesci impersonation - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" Beas appears to be in shock and Tampa takes a few steps towards him......he then reaches out to hug him....Beas I am Tampa....
Beas just about shit his pants and could not believe that we fucked with him like this. He thought whole thing was real and he was saying that he was ready to hit Tampa when he stepped towards him. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw.
What is that show on MTV.....BEAS YOU GOT PUNKED!!!!
Tampa meet Beas....Beas meet Tampa....