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ilikenyacional
05-07-2005, 01:47 PM
ASSISTANT HOTEL MANAGER WANTED


Blackbeards Resort, located in Costambar just outside of Puerto
Plata, requires an Assistant Night Manager. Blackbeards is an
upscale 22 room resort with 2 bars, restaurant and 15 employees.
Duties include Customer Service, supervision of bar, restaurant and
kitchen to ensure the quality of service that our customers deserve.
Must be bilingual (English/Spanish). Must be computer literate and
familiar with Excel, Microsoft Word and Outlook.

Preference will be given to those who have experience in the
restaurant, hotel/customer service business. Must be willing to
relocate to Costambar/Puerto Plata at your own expense.

Qualified candidates should email current CV to
info@blackbeardsadultresort.com
Attention General Manager







http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sosuadominicanrepublic/

JDR
05-07-2005, 04:26 PM
They fired another manager I see.

BrooklynBeas
05-07-2005, 04:47 PM
I wonder if they have a policy of sleeping with the other workers there...

the_Jayman
05-07-2005, 09:58 PM
how much do you guys figure I'd have to pay them, per hour, for that job ? :D :D :D

(oh man . . who got canned, or do they just need more help?)

JDR
05-08-2005, 09:49 AM
Averaged over a 24 hour period about $10 an hour.

El Drunko
05-09-2005, 08:14 AM
What do ya think? Maybe I have a shot at the job
I already know alot of the girls,
I know whats on the menu
The dog knows me and doesn`t piss on my shoes <he hates Jayman>
I know the prices of everything but the food and booze ( I just order it and worry about it later)
I'm real good at tossing out chicas that don`t perform
I excell at buying drinks for the guys <ya have to give a little to get alot>


I should send them a resume, just for shits and kicks. The manager David would get a kick out of it.

JDR
05-09-2005, 02:52 PM
What do ya think? Maybe I have a shot at the job
I already know alot of the girls,
I know whats on the menu
The dog knows me and doesn`t piss on my shoes <he hates Jayman>
I know the prices of everything but the food and booze ( I just order it and worry about it later)
I'm real good at tossing out chicas that don`t perform
I excell at buying drinks for the guys <ya have to give a little to get alot>


I should send them a resume, just for shits and kicks. The manager David would get a kick out of it.

In the last 2.5 years they went thru alot of managers, I think.

UnMEnXTC
05-09-2005, 04:34 PM
Probably going thru managers cause everyone of them wants to sleep with Davids daughter who works the bar. He says she (and the rest of the staff) are off limits. He does have a nice daughter tho!

BrooklynBeas
05-09-2005, 06:32 PM
What do ya think? Maybe I have a shot at the job
I already know alot of the girls,
I know whats on the menu
The dog knows me and doesn`t piss on my shoes <he hates Jayman>
I know the prices of everything but the food and booze ( I just order it and worry about it later)
I'm real good at tossing out chicas that don`t perform
I excell at buying drinks for the guys <ya have to give a little to get alot>


I should send them a resume, just for shits and kicks. The manager David would get a kick out of it.

Your spanish sucks... doesnt it!?!?!

BrooklynBeas
05-09-2005, 06:33 PM
Probably going thru managers cause everyone of them wants to sleep with Davids daughter who works the bar. He says she (and the rest of the staff) are off limits. He does have a nice daughter tho!

Time to post in B of D.......

JDR
05-09-2005, 07:36 PM
Basically there are retired fellows moving to Dr who are not interested in working. Then there are the criminals that are in hiding trying to make a few bucks to survive and then there are the dreamers that think they can make it there. Not much of an employent pool really to choose from. :(

UnMEnXTC
05-10-2005, 08:34 AM
Probably going thru managers cause everyone of them wants to sleep with Davids daughter who works the bar. He says she (and the rest of the staff) are off limits. He does have a nice daughter tho!

Time to post in B of D.......

Unless I accidently stepped on a throbbing toe, Sorry I was just kidding!!!

He does have a nice daughter tho!

El Drunko
05-10-2005, 08:50 AM
What do ya think? Maybe I have a shot at the job
I already know alot of the girls,
I know whats on the menu
The dog knows me and doesn`t piss on my shoes <he hates Jayman>
I know the prices of everything but the food and booze ( I just order it and worry about it later)
I'm real good at tossing out chicas that don`t perform
I excell at buying drinks for the guys <ya have to give a little to get alot>


I should send them a resume, just for shits and kicks. The manager David would get a kick out of it.

Your spanish sucks... doesnt it!?!?!

Yep sure does, I can order beer, chicas and food. Thats about it. What else do ya need to know? With me working there, the income from the bar would tripple. I WIN

the_Jayman
05-10-2005, 10:40 AM
With me working there, the income from the bar would tripple. I WIN

You'd be your own best customer

HAHAHAHHA ! !

BrooklynBeas
05-10-2005, 10:50 AM
With me working there, the income from the bar would tripple. I WIN

You'd be your own best customer

HAHAHAHHA ! !

Except when you were in town Jayman! :eldrunko:

the_Jayman
05-10-2005, 10:42 PM
With me working there, the income from the bar would tripple. I WIN

You'd be your own best customer

HAHAHAHHA ! !

Except when you were in town Jayman! :eldrunko:

LMAO ! !

yeah, but he'd comp me so many, it'd be a tie at best ! !

:rofl: :D :jayman: :eldrunko:

bigfroggy1
05-20-2005, 07:33 PM
it would cost me way too much to have that job :wink: