uncle ruckus
07-28-2011, 02:39 AM
So here's the deal, I booked an AI Punta Cana vacation with my wife for 5 days/4 nights. Wasn't expecting to do any mongering, but last night (Wed 7/27) the wife wanted to go to bed early and I wanted to stay playing blackjack in the casino. With the wife leaving me in the casino and going to bed, I decided to do some research for the board and see what was up with the Punta Cana chica scene. So, without further ado, here is my 4-hour Punta Cana trip report.
Around midnight, I tell the reception desk to get me a taxi. In less than 5 minutes, the taxi shows up and asks me where to. I tell him that the wife gave me the day off, so the where to is up to him and that I'm open to recommendations. According to him, the 4 main mongering stations in Punta Cana are Jazzys, Conejitas, Blue Light Club and Club Sexxy. He says that the first 3 are asking US$150 for one shot. I tell him those prices are crazy and ask him about Mangu and La Punta, which are the two places that I'd heard about. He tells me they're traditional night clubs and that there would be chicas there, but not strictly p4p. He also mentions that Mangu is becoming better known for the transvestites that go there and he wouldn't recommend it.
So I ask him where he would go if he had his choice. He says that the Blue Light has the best looking chicas and clean rooms that are included in the price. I tell him to head to Blue Light. We arrive and as soon as I walk in, about 30 gorgeous chicas line up and surround me. Other than the chicas and the chulo, the place is completely empty. Out of the 30, about 20 of the girls were absolute knockouts. Easily a 7.5 on any man's scale. When I ask the chulo for details, he says US$160 for one shot. I tell him that I'm used to paying RD$2500 for all night and that even though I've got an AI wristband, I'm not a sucker. His counteroffer is US$150. At this point I walk out. I'd told the taxi to wait for me just in case this happened and as I'm walking back into the taxi, the bouncer comes running up to me and asks me what's the problem. I told him that the dude inside must have seen a cara de pendejo with the prices he was quoting. I understand there's a tourist premium, but the prices were ridiculous. He tells me to hold on so he can get the big boss. The club owner come out and asks me what's going on. I explain to him the laws of supply and demand and say that the reason his supply is high and demand is low is because he's asking US$150 for one pop. He asks what I'm willing to pay and I tell him that if it were a TLN session, which for tonight it can't be, I would go as high as RD$3000. If I can get the girl for maybe 2-3 hours, I would do RD$2000. According to him, the reason he gets such high quality girls is because he guarantees them US$100 per session. He says that the best deal he can give me is US$125 for 4 hours. I tell him that I appreciate his flexibility, but I'm going to test the rest of the market before deciding. If I can't find anything else, I'll take him up on that offer.
I tell the driver to go to another place. He says that the other two high-class places (Jazzys and Conejitas) are less lenient on price than Blue Light, so his recommendation is Club Sexxy. We get to the club on the main street in Bavaro and it's obvious right away that it's a lower class place compared to Blue Light. The driver knows the owner and tells him that I'm his cousin and to take care of me. The owner tells me to go in and pick what I like. I walk into a dirty, dingy bar and there are about 8-9 chicas who again pop up and surround me. Out of these, there are probably 3 that I'd fuck. The rest I wouldn't fuck with my worst enemy's dick. There's one in a short green skirt that has that "new" look so I pull her out. I ask the owner what he wants for the girl and he says that his usual rate is US$100 for one pop, but that he thinks he knows what I'm looking for, so that if I pay for my own cabana, he can do RD$2500 for 3 hours. That's probably the best deal I'm going to get in this tourist trap city, so I agree, pay the owner, and the girl (Yanira) is mine for the next 3 hours.
There's a cabana next door that charges RD$500 for a couple of hours. Taxi takes us there and tells me to call him 10 minutes before I'm ready to go. Yanira turns out to be much quieter and shy than she let on in the bar. She turned 18 years old in May and supposedly has been in Punta Cana about a week after her 18th birthday. She looks 18 and has a great pair of 34C tits with a nice round ass. The roast beef curtains are proof that she's been getting that pussy torn up for a while, but fuck it, let's get to work. I ask for what's off the menu and she mentions no kissing, no anal, and covered BJ. I tell her 1 and 2 are fine, but 3 is a deal breaker. I don't accept CBJ. After some extended negotiations, I offer her an extra US$10 to keep the rubber off while she's blowing me. The BBBJ was good and she definitely knows how to ride a dick. No fake moaning, no bullshitting about how she's enjoying it. It was mostly strictly business, but she wasn't a starfish. She moved her hips, tightened the pussy, and backed it up hard in doggystyle.
We had 2 rounds in about an hour and a half and by then I was getting sick of her. I told her that she has potential to make real money but that her attitude has to improve. She said that the performance wasn't better because it was the first time with me and that the next time I will be happier. I got her cell phone number and email and told her that next time I go to DR, I'll call her directly so she can meet me whereever I am.
Called the taxi, dropped Yanira off, got back to the hotel. When we arrived at the hotel, the taxi driver asked me for US$50 for his time. I already knew the taxi rates were crazy ($40 to/from the airport for a 15 minute ride, $12 to/from town for a 5 minute ride). Basically, a taxi is going to charge 10 dollars to take you from the reception area to the street entrance of the hotel. I told him that his original fare from the hotel to Blue Light was $12. Based on that, I was going to calculate Blue to Sexxy at about $6, Sexxy to Cabana round trip at $10 and Sexxy to AI at $12. That added up to $40. I pulled out the 2 twenties and gave it to him. He told me to split the difference at $45. After getting two nuts off and feeling good, I'm not going to haggle over five bucks, so I gave it him.
Got back to the room around 3:30am. Woke up the wife as I was going to bed. She asked how it went at the blackjack tables. I told her, "ehh, I lost about $125, but I had fun and it lasted all night."
Fin.
Around midnight, I tell the reception desk to get me a taxi. In less than 5 minutes, the taxi shows up and asks me where to. I tell him that the wife gave me the day off, so the where to is up to him and that I'm open to recommendations. According to him, the 4 main mongering stations in Punta Cana are Jazzys, Conejitas, Blue Light Club and Club Sexxy. He says that the first 3 are asking US$150 for one shot. I tell him those prices are crazy and ask him about Mangu and La Punta, which are the two places that I'd heard about. He tells me they're traditional night clubs and that there would be chicas there, but not strictly p4p. He also mentions that Mangu is becoming better known for the transvestites that go there and he wouldn't recommend it.
So I ask him where he would go if he had his choice. He says that the Blue Light has the best looking chicas and clean rooms that are included in the price. I tell him to head to Blue Light. We arrive and as soon as I walk in, about 30 gorgeous chicas line up and surround me. Other than the chicas and the chulo, the place is completely empty. Out of the 30, about 20 of the girls were absolute knockouts. Easily a 7.5 on any man's scale. When I ask the chulo for details, he says US$160 for one shot. I tell him that I'm used to paying RD$2500 for all night and that even though I've got an AI wristband, I'm not a sucker. His counteroffer is US$150. At this point I walk out. I'd told the taxi to wait for me just in case this happened and as I'm walking back into the taxi, the bouncer comes running up to me and asks me what's the problem. I told him that the dude inside must have seen a cara de pendejo with the prices he was quoting. I understand there's a tourist premium, but the prices were ridiculous. He tells me to hold on so he can get the big boss. The club owner come out and asks me what's going on. I explain to him the laws of supply and demand and say that the reason his supply is high and demand is low is because he's asking US$150 for one pop. He asks what I'm willing to pay and I tell him that if it were a TLN session, which for tonight it can't be, I would go as high as RD$3000. If I can get the girl for maybe 2-3 hours, I would do RD$2000. According to him, the reason he gets such high quality girls is because he guarantees them US$100 per session. He says that the best deal he can give me is US$125 for 4 hours. I tell him that I appreciate his flexibility, but I'm going to test the rest of the market before deciding. If I can't find anything else, I'll take him up on that offer.
I tell the driver to go to another place. He says that the other two high-class places (Jazzys and Conejitas) are less lenient on price than Blue Light, so his recommendation is Club Sexxy. We get to the club on the main street in Bavaro and it's obvious right away that it's a lower class place compared to Blue Light. The driver knows the owner and tells him that I'm his cousin and to take care of me. The owner tells me to go in and pick what I like. I walk into a dirty, dingy bar and there are about 8-9 chicas who again pop up and surround me. Out of these, there are probably 3 that I'd fuck. The rest I wouldn't fuck with my worst enemy's dick. There's one in a short green skirt that has that "new" look so I pull her out. I ask the owner what he wants for the girl and he says that his usual rate is US$100 for one pop, but that he thinks he knows what I'm looking for, so that if I pay for my own cabana, he can do RD$2500 for 3 hours. That's probably the best deal I'm going to get in this tourist trap city, so I agree, pay the owner, and the girl (Yanira) is mine for the next 3 hours.
There's a cabana next door that charges RD$500 for a couple of hours. Taxi takes us there and tells me to call him 10 minutes before I'm ready to go. Yanira turns out to be much quieter and shy than she let on in the bar. She turned 18 years old in May and supposedly has been in Punta Cana about a week after her 18th birthday. She looks 18 and has a great pair of 34C tits with a nice round ass. The roast beef curtains are proof that she's been getting that pussy torn up for a while, but fuck it, let's get to work. I ask for what's off the menu and she mentions no kissing, no anal, and covered BJ. I tell her 1 and 2 are fine, but 3 is a deal breaker. I don't accept CBJ. After some extended negotiations, I offer her an extra US$10 to keep the rubber off while she's blowing me. The BBBJ was good and she definitely knows how to ride a dick. No fake moaning, no bullshitting about how she's enjoying it. It was mostly strictly business, but she wasn't a starfish. She moved her hips, tightened the pussy, and backed it up hard in doggystyle.
We had 2 rounds in about an hour and a half and by then I was getting sick of her. I told her that she has potential to make real money but that her attitude has to improve. She said that the performance wasn't better because it was the first time with me and that the next time I will be happier. I got her cell phone number and email and told her that next time I go to DR, I'll call her directly so she can meet me whereever I am.
Called the taxi, dropped Yanira off, got back to the hotel. When we arrived at the hotel, the taxi driver asked me for US$50 for his time. I already knew the taxi rates were crazy ($40 to/from the airport for a 15 minute ride, $12 to/from town for a 5 minute ride). Basically, a taxi is going to charge 10 dollars to take you from the reception area to the street entrance of the hotel. I told him that his original fare from the hotel to Blue Light was $12. Based on that, I was going to calculate Blue to Sexxy at about $6, Sexxy to Cabana round trip at $10 and Sexxy to AI at $12. That added up to $40. I pulled out the 2 twenties and gave it to him. He told me to split the difference at $45. After getting two nuts off and feeling good, I'm not going to haggle over five bucks, so I gave it him.
Got back to the room around 3:30am. Woke up the wife as I was going to bed. She asked how it went at the blackjack tables. I told her, "ehh, I lost about $125, but I had fun and it lasted all night."
Fin.