3 days before the trip... just my luck. FUCK IT, I'M STILL GOING!!!!

[Orange]

So yesterday, I went to a dermatologist to look at my pinga. Turns out that I have an ingrown hair right on my shaft. It's basically an infected zit. It's kind of gross. Scroll to the bottom for pics. He injected some cortizone into it and said it should go away in less than a week. My trip is 3 days away.:wtf1: Last night, I said screw it and popped the fucker. The pain wasn't that bad, maybe a 14 on a scale of 1-10. But only hurt for 2-3 minutes after.:rofl: No biggie!!! Some puss came out and my wife helped me remove the hair using a sewing needle. Needle near dick, a little scary. :rofl: It looks a lot better since she cleaned it out. I'm just scared of chicas freaking out. I'm hoping it will look much better is 48 hours.



































You homo, I'm not putting up my dick pics. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[gdogg]

It'll clear up some. If not, make sure you bring pesos. That's the great persuader!
:wink:

[Orange]

Does anybody know any home remedies to quickly clear up an ingrown hair?

[gdogg]

Does anybody know any home remedies to quickly clear up an ingrown hair?

Carefully lift the ingrown end out with tweezers, but don't pluck the hair out; this will only make the hair regrow deeper. (Whoops!! Too late on that one.)

Using products that contain azulene, allantoin and witch hazel can help reduce the redness and swelling.

[JD426]

Does anybody know any home remedies to quickly clear up an ingrown hair?
I dont even see the pics but think you should be on Antibiotics , if MRSA staph gets in there, and you are toast for 7-10 days...not to mention you will have another Hole literally in your junk.. dont mess around with infections in delicate areas like that, and going to a 3rd world country WITH it too ? . Im shocked your doctor didnt perscribe some antibiotics.?

[TNT72]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about shitty timing!!

[el toro]

I wouldn't sweat it. Just insist on the condom for head and sex. You don't want anything bad getting into your system through the open bump. Try some tea tree oil or other astringent that will dry up the skin. Treat it like acne. That will help the bump dissolve quicker if it's dried up. Just be careful and don't worry about it. You'll still have a great time.

[Jimmydr]

I wouldn't sweat it. Just insist on the condom for head and sex. You don't want anything bad getting into your system through the open bump. Try some tea tree oil or other astringent that will dry up the skin. Treat it like acne. That will help the bump dissolve quicker if it's dried up. Just be careful and don't worry about it. You'll still have a great time.


Head with a condom is not head.:smile:

[PapiQueRico]

That's very nice of your wife to clean up your junk for you before your ho trip :mrgreen:

[Jimmydr]

That's very nice of your wife to clean up your junk for you before your ho trip :mrgreen:


I would love to see a picture of his wife, but don't worry, I don't expect you to load one.

[JD426]

not that i want to see this guys junk,,
but you guys see a Picture ??
cuz I dont, its a big blank SPACE

the issue was also raised on Robert123's thread, same scenario..
with about a 50% to 50% split

but not resolved

Just FYI

[Jimmydr]

not that i want to see this guys junk,,
but you guys see a Picture ??
cuz I dont, its a big blank SPACE

the issue was also raised on Robert123's thread, same scenario..
with about a 50% to 50% split

but not resolved

Just FYI


There is no picture of his junk.:mrgreen:

[el toro]

Head with a condom is not head.:smile:

Very true, but open wounds can invite big problems from boca sucias.

[Jimmydr]

Very true, but open wounds can invite big problems from boca sucias.


When I am sick, I stay away from sex. There is always another day.

[eastcoastallstar]

Shouldn't this be in the "Too Much Information" Section

[Jimmydr]

Shouldn't this be in the "Too Much Information" Section



It didn't get to that point yet.

[LM]

Shouldn't this be in the "Too Much Information" Section

We can turn this around, Orange will heal up fine:wink:.

..how about new cologne for men....mimics the smell of pussy...

Check out the vids on the media page

http://www.vulva-original.com/home-en.htm

[JD426]

We can always call in an Mr Eldorob, to put us over the top...

[Jimmydr]

We can always call in an Mr Eldorob, to put us over the top...


He is warming up in the Bullpen.

[dquick]

Does anybody know any home remedies to quickly clear up an ingrown hair?

Actually, Abreva works quite well on ingrown hair bumps.

[dquick]

There is no picture of his junk.:mrgreen:

Oh. I thought I just needed to zoom in more. :rofl:

[dquick]

Very true, but open wounds can invite big problems from boca sucias.

But what is the worse that can happen from getting Puta juices in an open sore???

[Orange]

Thanks a lot, you guys scared me into canceling my trip. :(:(:(

[Jimmydr]

Thanks a lot, you guys scared me into canceling my trip. :(:(:(


All that preparation and no trip.:mad::mad:

[Orange]

Haha, just kidding. I'm still going. Are you kidding me? But I may just hang and talk to the chicas and find out about their hopes and dreams. Those ought to be quick conversations.... :rofl::rofl::rofl: NAH... I'll just bang them.





Btw- for those of you who scrolled down to see my junk, this is for you... :wink::wink::wink:





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[Jimmydr]

But I may just hang and talk to the chicas and find out about their hopes and dreams.




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They hope you will send WU, they hope you will marry them, and they hope that you will believe that their baby is sick and they need to go.

[weyland]

The only complete and permanent cure is castration. Luckily for you I have a Haitian friend who will do a good job at a reasonable price.

[bronxbomber718]

There's a product called "tend skin" works well on ingrown hairs and razor bumps usually clears it up within 24 hours but you already opted for pinga surgery

[Hunter]

Reminds me of my trip to jamaica...

I am getting ready to go and I say shit i gotta trim my nad hair etc...

Get the scissors out the morning before plane leaves...

clip clip clip...friggin clip my dick....blood starts poring out of my dick. I said to myself this is the stupidist thing you ever did... great having sex with whores with an open wouund :rofl::rofl:

luckily wounds on dicks heal real fast...dont ask me why... i dont care... but the sucker healed up quick... I didnt get any stds on that trip...:wink::wink:

[whynotme]

That's very nice of your wife to clean up your junk for you before your ho trip :mrgreen:
it was very nice of her wasnt it:iconTU:

mine gives me a manicure,pedicure,nose hair trim,ear hair pulling and shaves my balls while blowing me:mrgreen:before every trip.........awesome eh:wink::rofl:

[Hunter]

it was very nice of her wasnt it:iconTU:

mine gives me a manicure,pedicure,nose hair trim,ear hair pulling and shaves my balls while blowing me:mrgreen:before every trip.........awesome eh:wink::rofl:

At some point she is going to figure out what you are doing....

might take another 3 years though before you lose half :rofl::rofl:

[whynotme]

At some point she is going to figure out what you are doing....

might take another 3 years though before you lose half :rofl::rofl:

she isn't stupid as she is cuban:corky:

and half of nothing is still nothing:iconTU::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SeaWeed]

get to the beach and spend some time in the ocean(and have sex with the Chica's in the water.......now they won't be able to see your dick....problem solved.......lol)

maybe do a lot of snorkeling or swimming.......that salt water will do wonders..
in a couple days after being at the beach......I'd be surprised if it wasn't healed......

[The Sage]

I had a similar experience doing before the trip grooming. Luckily it took place about 10 days before departure. Scabbed up and cleared completely the day before my flight. Man, that was an anxious nine days. Now I do the heavy lifting 2 weeks prior with a very careful cleanup a few days before I'm set to leave.


Reminds me of my trip to jamaica...

I am getting ready to go and I say shit i gotta trim my nad hair etc...

Get the scissors out the morning before plane leaves...

clip clip clip...friggin clip my dick....blood starts poring out of my dick. I said to myself this is the stupidist thing you ever did... great having sex with whores with an open wouund :rofl::rofl:

luckily wounds on dicks heal real fast...dont ask me why... i dont care... but the sucker healed up quick... I didnt get any stds on that trip...:wink::wink:

[Pacoloco]

..how about new cologne for men....mimics the smell of pussy...
Check out the vids on the media page

http://www.vulva-original.com/home-en.htm WTF.

Smell my finger :)

[joeysterr]

So yesterday, I went to a dermatologist to look at my pinga. Turns out that I have an ingrown hair right on my shaft. It's basically an infected zit. It's kind of gross. Scroll to the bottom for pics. He injected some cortizone into it and said it should go away in less than a week. My trip is 3 days away.:wtf1: Last night, I said screw it and popped the fucker. The pain wasn't that bad, maybe a 14 on a scale of 1-10. But only hurt for 2-3 minutes after.:rofl: No biggie!!! Some puss came out and my wife helped me remove the hair using a sewing needle. Needle near dick, a little scary. :rofl: It looks a lot better since she cleaned it out. I'm just scared of chicas freaking out. I'm hoping it will look much better is 48 hours.



































You homo, I'm not putting up my dick pics. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[hugrad95a]

I guess, I will be the voice of reason.. Dude, seriously what you are doing is not very smart. You have a cut(open sore) around your Johnson and you are still going to fuck until it heals 100%. You know that condoms arent 100% against STD's and for the small cuts like the one you described, a condom may not be totally effective.

You should think twice against banging a chicas until your Johnson heals. Is it really worth the risk...

[MrHappy]

But what is the worse that can happen from getting Puta juices in an open sore???

There's a helluva lot more germs in a putas mouth than there is in her puta juice.....

[MrHappy]

I had a similar experience doing before the trip grooming. Luckily it took place about 10 days before departure. Scabbed up and cleared completely the day before my flight. Man, that was an anxious nine days. Now I do the heavy lifting 2 weeks prior with a very careful cleanup a few days before I'm set to leave.

I do the heavy lifting thing every time I go take a leak... wahaha

[getrhythm]

There's a helluva lot more germs in a putas mouth than there is in her puta juice.....

That's for damn sure. I've phucked about 600 times now in Latin America, and never had even a hint of an STD (and yes, I've been tested).

But in three months living there last year, I was sick with grippe about a third of the time from making out with the damn bitches...:surprised:

[Jimmydr]

But in three months living there last year, I was sick with grippe about a third of the time from making out with the damn bitches...:surprised:


Its a fact in hot weather climates, people get sick more often.

[Apos]

Really? I'd luv to see a legitimate link from an accredited source backing this up :p
Its a fact in hot weather climates, people get sick more often.

[Jimmydr]

Really? I'd luv to see a legitimate link from an accredited source backing this up :p


I will get right on it for you.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Apos]

No Jimmy, don't ever change! :p
I will get right on it for you.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rolleyes:

[Pacoloco]

It's a fact guys that kiss hookers in warmer climates get sick more often. :lol:

[Jefe]

I've just read an entire thread about cocks and cock sores.... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::eek::eek::eek:

Lucky for me, in two days, I'll be able to drink my fill of pussy juice and get the thought out of my head.

See you somewhere on the ground Orange, we're arriving about the same time.

[Seville]

I've just read an entire thread about cocks and cock sores.... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::eek::eek::eek:

Lucky for me, in two days, I'll be able to drink my fill of pussy juice and get the thought out of my head.

See you somewhere on the ground Orange, we're arriving about the same time.

You going to be able to have a beer with him without thinking about the sores on his dick??:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[natmatt]

the warm weather is an incubator for bacteria.

[Seville]

the warm weather is an incubator for bacteria.

The warm weather is why I live here.:wink:

[Jefe]

You going to be able to have a beer with him without thinking about the sores on his dick??:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Hell yeah. After a couple of brews, I might even ask him to show me his booboo and to strike a pose for my cam and future trip report. Hell, it would be nothing compared to that big hairy ass I saw on here the other day. And I know how much you guys enjoy pics. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DASBOOTY]

Its a fact in hot weather climates, people get sick more often.

I got the gripe a couple of years ago in the DR. A few Dominicanas told me I got it because of "the change in weather".

I was told if there is a sudden drop in temperature of 5 degrees Centigrade or more than one is much more susceptible to catch the 'gripe' (which Dominicans refer to as the flu, but is actually more like a cold with headaches and coughing).

[TNT72]

You going to be able to have a beer with him without thinking about the sores on his dick??:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

The humidity could be the reason for your 248th ear ache since you moved there!!

[Pacoloco]

Orange where is your swollen-cock trip report?! :lol:

[Orange]

Orange where is your swollen-cock trip report?! :lol:
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/showthread.php?363749-10-2011-Orange-s-first-trip-report

I'm all good now in case you were worried.:rofl::rofl::rofl: