New Garden - worth it? [Archive] - In Search of Chicas

Vincent Vega

02-02-2007, 02:06 AM

On my last Sosua trip stayed at the palace which was clearly in decline and now sounds closed. Seems like the New Garden is the ISOC spot of the moment in Sosua. :lol: Is it a decent, clean place? The Palace didn't even have fitted sheets which didn't work out very well as you may imagine. Also, should I double book or something just to be sure of the room? I was thinking about a condo at the Palms, but really enjoy swimming with the Chicas and they frown on that there. Is the new garden pool good for a midnight splash smash? Many thanks!
:quicky:

BCell

02-02-2007, 02:51 AM

Hey whiskeydick, best thing about the New Garden is it's location. Daily cleaning ladies and a clean pool- can go in whenever, but I'd be respectful with the noise level if it's late. Food's decent there too. $40-45 a night imo it's worth staying there. But, I would book a backup.

Gutter Meat

02-02-2007, 03:07 AM

Magnum

02-02-2007, 08:28 AM

Rocky

02-02-2007, 08:54 AM

This place sure has lost it's luster real quick. I see that it will soon be remembered as the flavor of the month......which place will be the new hot spot?I hope your prediction is wrong.
I'm hoping that Lorenzo will tighten up his reservation system and continue to offer you guys years & years of satisfaction.

With New Garden.....everyone talks about location, chica friendly, the pool....yada yada....shit no matter which Villa/Condo you rent you are only 5 minutes away......the Villas/Condos have no front desk or security guards to worry about and both places have their own pools.....and the price is the same if not less. Any other questions??????
Condos/Villas are the only way to go! You know that I rent condos, so my viewpoint is biased.
I think they are great, but there are some guys who really want and need to be in the center of town.

PS: I've seen double booking mentioned a few times in various posts.
I understand that nobody wants to get here and find out his reservation is not being honoured, but what about the poor shlubb that you double booked with?
He gets screwed.

Magnum

02-02-2007, 08:56 AM

Yeah you rent condos....where the hell is the response to my email?????

Are you too sufferening from Lorenzoitis??????

Jimmydr

02-02-2007, 08:57 AM

I hope your prediction is wrong.
I'm hoping that Lorenzo will tighten up his reservation system and continue to offer you guys years & years of satisfaction.

You know that I rent condos, so my viewpoint is biased.
I think they are great, but there are some guys who really want and need to be in the center of town.

You rent cond's? Do you have 15 of them for April?

Rocky

02-02-2007, 08:58 AM

You rent cond's? Do you have 15 of them for April?I wish.
Mind you, if I did have that many, I would have to work, and work, is just another 4 letter word.

Magnum

02-02-2007, 09:00 AM

I wish.
Mind you, if I did have that many, I would have to work, and work, is just another 4 letter word.

What kind of shit is this....you respond to that little so and so but you ignore me??????

Rocky

02-02-2007, 09:02 AM

Is there any chance that you could talk to Lorenzo, pointing out to him that a large part of his financial success is due to you and ISOC members, and suggest or "demand" that he reorganize his reservation system?
From what I can tell, all you guys are happy with the place, other than the booking problems.

Rocky

02-02-2007, 09:03 AM

What kind of shit is this....you respond to that little so and so but you ignore me??????I didn't want the whole world to know about our secret love.:eek:
PS: I did respond to your post.

Magnum

02-02-2007, 09:05 AM

To Rocky....

Oh I see what you are doing........trying to hurt my feelings......make me feel so inconsequential.....(nice word huh?).....ruin my self esteem......I get enough of that here!

Magnum

02-02-2007, 09:07 AM

I didn't want the whole world to know about our secret love.:eek:
PS: I did respond to your post.

Jeez......not my post....you did not respond to the email I sent you yesterday......the one about my deboniar good looks and suave personality being enough to hold a condo for me......

Jimmydr

02-02-2007, 09:10 AM

To Rocky....

Oh I see what you are doing........trying to hurt my feelings......make me feel so inconsequential.....(nice word huh?).....ruin my self esteem......I get enough of that here!

I see now whats going on.

Magnum

02-02-2007, 09:12 AM

I see now whats going on.

I know.............I know.........

Rocky

02-02-2007, 09:14 AM

Magnum

02-02-2007, 09:17 AM

Hey........that looks like me now that I have taken the stache off.....

Rocky

02-02-2007, 09:17 AM

Jeez......not my post....you did not respond to the email I sent you yesterday......the one about my deboniar good looks and suave personality being enough to hold a condo for me......Damn man.
I didn't know that was you!!!
I was going to wait another 3 days before responding....

Rocky

02-02-2007, 09:19 AM

I see now whats going on.Are you getting jealous, Jimmy?
You be needin' a bit of lovin' too?http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/pichotmess23.jpg

Magnum

02-02-2007, 09:19 AM

Damn man.
I didn't know that was you!!!
I was going to wait another 3 days before responding....

2 + 2 = ...................................................................

SJG

02-02-2007, 09:26 AM

This place sure has lost it's luster real quick. I see that it will soon be remembered as the flavor of the month......which place will be the new hot spot?

With New Garden.....everyone talks about location, chica friendly, the pool....yada yada....shit no matter which Villa/Condo you rent you are only 5 minutes away......the Villas/Condos have no front desk or security guards to worry about and both places have their own pools.....and the price is the same if not less. Any other questions??????

Condos/Villas are the only way to go!

5 minutes by moto. But I hate motos. I'd rather be 90 second walk from Rocky's, 90 second walk from Bon, 2 minute walk from Bailey's, 5 minute walk from coffee (Cafe Cubano), 5 minute walk from the Shark Bar, 10 minute walk from Passions, 10 minute walk from the beach. That's when I decide I need to walk to these places. Sometimes I just like to hang at the hotel all day. When there are a bunch of guys, the chicas all come in off the street and I don't even need to lift a finger....

But everyone has his preference. Once I start spending multiple weeks at a time (if my boss ever lets me out of the country for more than one week at a time), then I'd like to explore the condo/villa route and probably rent a scooter or motorcycle for my stay.

Magnum

02-02-2007, 09:51 AM

Shit.....you Jersey guys are so lazy!

Magnum

02-02-2007, 09:52 AM

Are you getting jealous, Jimmy?
You be needin' a bit of lovin' too?http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/pichotmess23.jpg

Jimmy wears contacts now????????????

Rocky

02-02-2007, 09:56 AM

5 minutes by moto. But I hate motos. I'd rather be 90 second walk from Rocky's, 90 second walk from Bon, 2 minute walk from Bailey's, 5 minute walk from coffee (Cafe Cubano), 5 minute walk from the Shark Bar, 10 minute walk from Passions, 10 minute walk from the beach. That's when I decide I need to walk to these places. Sometimes I just like to hang at the hotel all day. When there are a bunch of guys, the chicas all come in off the street and I don't even need to lift a finger....

But everyone has his preference. Once I start spending multiple weeks at a time (if my boss ever lets me out of the country for more than one week at a time), then I'd like to explore the condo/villa route and probably rent a scooter or motorcycle for my stay.I agree. It's not for everybody.
If it were, nobody would be in the hotels, they would all be in condos.
BTW: It's 1 minute on a motoconcho, not 5.
You can get halfway to Cabarete in 5 minutes.

Rocky

02-02-2007, 10:00 AM

Jimmy wears contacts now????????????You like him better with glasses on?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/pichotmess232.jpg

Magnum

02-02-2007, 10:02 AM

You like him better with glasses on?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/pichotmess232.jpg

LMFAO.......that's him.....put a little peach fuzz on his chin and you have Jimmy!!!!!!!

Wait....that guy may be taller!

Rocky

02-02-2007, 10:15 AM

LMFAO.......that's him.....put a little peach fuzz on his chin and you have Jimmy!!!!!!!Like this?
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/pichotmess2322.jpg

Magnum

02-02-2007, 10:18 AM

Like this?
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/pichotmess2322.jpg

STOP IT......YOU ARE KILLING ME...... I cannot continue to laugh uncontrollably at work and not tell people why!

FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rocky

02-02-2007, 10:27 AM

STOP IT......YOU ARE KILLING ME...... I cannot continue to laugh uncontrollably at work and not tell people why!

FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I think I found one of his baby pics too.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/BabyJimmy600x503.jpg
Am I about to get banned, or does he have a sense of humour?

continentalmike

02-02-2007, 10:33 AM

You'll be okay, if you post a few more chica pictures...

If not..

continentalmike

02-02-2007, 10:34 AM

Mags,

You took off the stache? You're retrired now? I thought that was mandatory for you guys..

Jimmydr

02-02-2007, 10:35 AM

I guess I won't be working much today either.

Rocky

02-02-2007, 10:42 AM

You'll be okay, if you post a few more chica pictures...
If not..The problem is that they don't last long in Photobucket.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/Picture032450x600.jpg

Magnum

02-02-2007, 10:43 AM

Mags,

You took off the stache? You're retrired now? I thought that was mandatory for you guys..

CMike - yes the stache is gone for the first time in 30 years......not retired but I will say that I am closer to that than when I started to work!

Mandatory for yuz guys? I can't wait to hear your explanation of that statement!

continentalmike

02-02-2007, 10:43 AM

The problem is that they don't last long in Photobucket.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/Picture032450x600.jpg

Long enough for me to see them :)

Magnum

02-02-2007, 10:44 AM

I guess I won't be working much today either.

You have some catching up to do!

Magnum

02-02-2007, 10:45 AM

I think I found one of his baby pics too.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/BabyJimmy600x503.jpg
Am I about to get banned, or does he have a sense of humour?

Fuck him.......if he bands you I well unband you!

Magnum

02-02-2007, 10:45 AM

Talk about hijacking a thread!

Magnum

02-02-2007, 10:47 AM

The problem is that they don't last long in Photobucket.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/Picture032450x600.jpg

What's up with the I dream of Jeannie costumes?

Rocky

02-02-2007, 10:53 AM

What's up with the I dream of Jeannie costumes?They're actually "I Dream Of Jimmy" costumes.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/Picture043450x600.jpg

continentalmike

02-02-2007, 10:55 AM

Nice, real nice!

Rocky

02-02-2007, 11:07 AM

Nice, real nice!But they keep giving me "fuck you's".
Maybe this one will get me "thank you's?
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/MissItaly.jpg

continentalmike

02-02-2007, 11:09 AM

But they keep giving me "fuck you's".
Maybe this one will get me "thank you's?
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/MissItaly.jpg

Fotoshopped?

Magnum

02-02-2007, 11:16 AM

Fotoshopped?

No............................................Jimmy's Columbian novia.............

Rocky

02-02-2007, 11:33 AM

No............................................Jimmy's Columbian novia.............I can see how you might make that mistake, as there is a striking resemblance to his Colombian Novia.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/JimmysColumbianChica364x530.jpg

BCell

02-02-2007, 11:41 AM

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PS: I've seen double booking mentioned a few times in various posts.
I understand that nobody wants to get here and find out his reservation is not being honoured, but what about the poor shlubb that you double booked with?
He gets screwed.

Fuck him, it's the cost of doing business the way he's doing it...he already owes a few of us one

Rocky

02-02-2007, 11:45 AM

Fuck him, it's the cost of doing business the way he's doing it...he already owes a few of us oneI'm not talking about him.
I'm talking about the place where the double booking was made.
If you check into the New Garden and dump the dude who's holding the double booked reservation for you, well.... it flips with me.
Why should the other guy take a beating?
He/she could have rented it to someone else.

Citynights

02-02-2007, 12:04 PM

They're actually "I Dream Of Jimmy" costumes.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/Picture043450x600.jpg
Rocky this my fav pic from new years eve...:corky:

Rocky

02-02-2007, 12:17 PM

Rocky this my fav pic from new years eve...:corky:
Those outfits were generously donated by our very own ISOC member, DiverRed.
We don't hear much from him, but he's out there.

thunderstar

02-02-2007, 12:20 PM

I can see how you might make that mistake, as there is a striking resemblance to his Colombian Novia.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/JimmysColumbianChica364x530.jpg

There I was looking for information on the hotel - im about to update my trip report and was going to add about thsi hotel :mad: - not only is the thread quite possibly the most thread jacked thread Ive ever read - this has to be the worst pic on ISOC.

Marco - man - thats just not right - no more hairy women please...:o

Rocky

02-02-2007, 12:26 PM

Marco - man - thats just not right - no more hairy women please...:oWill this help repair the damage?
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/picd8450x600.jpg

thunderstar

02-02-2007, 12:31 PM

Much better - thank you......
Any more???

By the way - nice to see you last week - thanks for the Ribs and that other thing you did for me some time ago - much appricieated!

Dan

Rocky

02-02-2007, 12:39 PM

Much better - thank you......
Any more???The problem is, that most of the chicas I have had the honour to meet, are not the kind who can afford to have their pics on the net.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/picd11600x450.jpg

SJG

02-02-2007, 12:43 PM

CMike - yes the stache is gone for the first time in 30 years......not retired but I will say that I am closer to that than when I started to work!

Mandatory for yuz guys? I can't wait to hear your explanation of that statement!

Wow! You are old! You almost had me fooled into thinking you were young...

Jimmydr

02-02-2007, 12:46 PM

The problem is, that most of the chicas I have had the honour to meet, are not the kind who can afford to have their pics on the net.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/picd11600x450.jpg

Maybe sharing is caring is something you need to LEARN!

SJG

02-02-2007, 12:49 PM

Maybe sharing is caring is something you need to LEARN!

I think he should run a special where you get one of those premium chicas he is hiding with every take-out order of ribs....

Rocky

02-02-2007, 01:02 PM

Maybe sharing is caring is something you need to LEARN!Haven't I been sharing today?
Don't tell me that you want it in the flesh....
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/pic111453x600.jpg

Rocky

02-02-2007, 01:06 PM

I think he should run a special where you get one of those premium chicas he is hiding with every take-out order of ribs....And I suppose you want the chica to spread rib sauce all over her and have her friend lick it off?
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/pic17600x453.jpg

Magnum

02-02-2007, 01:51 PM

Wow! You are old! You almost had me fooled into thinking you were young...

I have had it since I was 4.....I grew up with Italians!

Magnum

02-02-2007, 01:52 PM

And I suppose you want the chica to spread rib sauce all over her and have her friend lick it off?
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/pic17600x453.jpg

Again I say.......you mutherfucker you!

Magnum

02-02-2007, 01:55 PM

There I was looking for information on the hotel - im about to update my trip report and was going to add about thsi hotel :mad: - not only is the thread quite possibly the most thread jacked thread Ive ever read - this has to be the worst pic on ISOC.

Marco - man - thats just not right - no more hairy women please...:o

Don't you love it when a thread spirals out of control????????????????

MrHappy

02-02-2007, 04:25 PM

Rocky and I have the same tastes, no doubt about it..

Rocky

02-02-2007, 04:45 PM

Don't you love it when a thread spirals out of control????????????????Except for the 68 fuck you's I inherited, yeah, it was a blast.
Now, log onto my webcam while my chica does a striptease for you.
...... C'mon.... I'm waiting.....
Hurry up.....
She's half naked.......
Magnum....
Wake up....

damn, man...
you missed a great show...
Uh, excuse me, I got things to dooooooooooooooooo........

Cuba Libre

02-02-2007, 06:14 PM

Except for the 68 fuck you's I inherited, yeah, it was a blast.
Now, log onto my webcam while my chica does a striptease for you.
...... C'mon.... I'm waiting.....
Hurry up.....
She's half naked.......
Magnum....
Wake up....

damn, man...
you missed a great show...
Uh, excuse me, I got things to dooooooooooooooooo........Are you trying to go for the record number of FU's?

Rocky

02-02-2007, 06:20 PM

Are you trying to go for the record number of FU's?Heck.
I was trying to get them to remove them, and they keep adding them on.
That's what you get for posting pics of pretty chicas.
Maybe I need to find some ugly ones for all those "fuck you' artists.
Anyhow...
MAGNUM....
Photobucket won't let me post the whole show, but here's part of what you missed.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/th_Movie-1.jpg (http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/?action=view&current=Movie-1.flv)

RearWindow

02-02-2007, 11:11 PM

There I was looking for information on the hotel - im about to update my trip report and was going to add about thsi hotel :mad: - not only is the thread quite possibly the most thread jacked thread Ive ever read - this has to be the worst pic on ISOC.

Marco - man - thats just not right - no more hairy women please...:o
I'm not gonna sleep very well tonite after seeing that...

Magnum

02-05-2007, 09:14 AM

Heck.
I was trying to get them to remove them, and they keep adding them on.
That's what you get for posting pics of pretty chicas.
Maybe I need to find some ugly ones for all those "fuck you' artists.
Anyhow...
MAGNUM....
Photobucket won't let me post the whole show, but here's part of what you missed.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/th_Movie-1.jpg (http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/rockybar/?action=view&current=Movie-1.flv)

Damn......the story of my life......a day late and a dollar short!

I still hope your dick falls off!

Rocky

02-05-2007, 10:50 AM

Damn......the story of my life......a day late and a dollar short!

I still hope your dick falls off!Now, if I can figure out how to double my money as fast as I doubled my "fuck you's", I'll be all set.

Magnum

02-05-2007, 11:13 AM

Here is another one!

Rocky

02-05-2007, 04:18 PM

Here is another one!The price of condos just went up.

Dark Knight

03-22-2007, 04:18 AM

Can anyone tell me the webpage for New Garden, or Lorenzo's email address?

Rocky

03-22-2007, 06:56 AM

Can anyone tell me the webpage for New Garden, or Lorenzo's email address?http://www.newgardenhotel.net/eng/default.htm
NEW GARDEN HOTEL
C/Dr. Rosen #32
El Batey, Sosua
Dominican Republic
Phone: (809) 571-1557
Fax: (809) 571-2055
Email: info@newgardenhotel.net (info@newgardenhotel.net)