Mama needs a new bra

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Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to
walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very
attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-
thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The
dealers agree.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm half naked." With that she strips
naked from the waist up, and rolls the dice while
yelling, "Momma needs a new bra!" She then
begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the
dealers.

"YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money
and clothes and quickly leaves.

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were
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