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Thanks to Rubye for this story:
A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
"I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and
my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.
I don't see what the problem is."

"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"

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Thanks to Sandie for this story:
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, lived a beautiful
Queen with magnificent, voluptuous breasts.

Troy the Dragon slayer coveted them but he knew that the
penalty for fulfilling his wildest desire would be death,
should he ever try to touch them.

One day Troy revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Albert the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Albert exclaimed that he could very easily arrange for Troy
the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost
Troy 1000 gold coins for him to arrange it.

Without pause, Troy the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to
the scheme.

The next day, Albert the Physician made a batch of itching
powder and poured a little of it into the Queen's brassiere
while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching
commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address
this incident, Albert the Physician informed the King and
Queen that he knew of this itch and that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this dreadful
scourge, and that his tests had shown that in the whole
kingdom only the saliva of Troy the Dragon Slayer was
of the correct type to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Troy the Dragon Slayer.
Albert the Physician had prepared an antidote in advance
and given it to Troy the Dragon Slayer, who concealed it in
his jerkin and for the next four hours, Troy worked
passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent
breasts. He then smuggled the antidote into his mouth and
the Queen's itching was gradually relieved, and Troy the
Dragon Slayer left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Troy the Dragon Slayer
found Albert the Physician demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,
Troy the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Albert the Physician could never report this
matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Albert the Physician slipped a massive dose
of the same itching powder into the King's underpants.

The King immediately summoned Troy the Dragon Slayer.

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