Bug Boy
07-03-2005, 10:28 PM
Let me first start by saying, for those of you who are confused about the time line of my tale of woe. This all happed to me the third week of MAY. I am only writing about it now because JDR and the gang bitch at me for not posting and for being a lurker and blah, blah, blah. Of course when I do try and post it knocks me off, but that’s another story! I mention this so as to allay any fears that BB has cancelled another bikini contest, no, it only gets cancelled the month I am there!
Anyway day 2 is now a couple of hours old and I have been pounding back a couple of Presidente’s. The management has scheduled a Chica meeting and photo session. I’m not sure of the topic of the meeting but I imagine it had something to do with the Chicas in general and their attitude in specific. One thing that has always happened to me at BB’s is if you allow a chica to stay with you she ends up latching on and the other girls will stay away. Now I know some guys like a single girl for their entire trip but I like to get as many as I can, I’m a glutton that way. However, I do have a problem when I am with a girl and want another and I hook it up and then the first girl tells the second to buzz off. Especially from a distance! Confused? It’s perplexing to get your head around I agree but I’ll try to explain…
I hook up with Yazi, a very cute girl with a snaggle-tooth, at the bar. We go upstairs and bone for a while and the shower. I ask if she wants lunch and she says yes. We go down and sit in the restaurant. Before we can order in walks Emelia, a hot dark skinned chica who I boned for a couple of days last time I was there. She even let me bone her sister in front of her. She walks in and gives us both the evil eye. I smile and Yazi looks concerned. She excuses herself to the bathroom never to return. A few minutes later Emelia sits across from me and smiles through gritted teeth. “Me amore, you say you call me, you no call me. You say you love me, you no love me. You want freakie freakie. You no like me.” Not feeling like my backs against a wall or anything I pull out my best.
“I call you tres time… Only voice mail, So I no call no mas.”
“Huh, you no call…”
“Si, me call, me call!”
“You no love me. You freakie freakie otra chicas.”
“Si mucho chicas.” I smile and grab her hand bring her up to the room and proceed to bang her through the night. I just couldn’t figure out an easier way to stop arguing! We order food up to the room and I eat it off of her. She is a good all-nighter in so far as if I have 4 am wood she let you do the roll over “am I awake or is this a dream” poke. Some girls don’t want to be touched once they fall asleep until THEY wake up. But she realizes that 5 minutes of humping gets her 3 hrs of sleep instead of threes hrs of dry humping and the same eventual 5 minutes of humping. This brings us to the end of day 2
Anyway day 2 is now a couple of hours old and I have been pounding back a couple of Presidente’s. The management has scheduled a Chica meeting and photo session. I’m not sure of the topic of the meeting but I imagine it had something to do with the Chicas in general and their attitude in specific. One thing that has always happened to me at BB’s is if you allow a chica to stay with you she ends up latching on and the other girls will stay away. Now I know some guys like a single girl for their entire trip but I like to get as many as I can, I’m a glutton that way. However, I do have a problem when I am with a girl and want another and I hook it up and then the first girl tells the second to buzz off. Especially from a distance! Confused? It’s perplexing to get your head around I agree but I’ll try to explain…
I hook up with Yazi, a very cute girl with a snaggle-tooth, at the bar. We go upstairs and bone for a while and the shower. I ask if she wants lunch and she says yes. We go down and sit in the restaurant. Before we can order in walks Emelia, a hot dark skinned chica who I boned for a couple of days last time I was there. She even let me bone her sister in front of her. She walks in and gives us both the evil eye. I smile and Yazi looks concerned. She excuses herself to the bathroom never to return. A few minutes later Emelia sits across from me and smiles through gritted teeth. “Me amore, you say you call me, you no call me. You say you love me, you no love me. You want freakie freakie. You no like me.” Not feeling like my backs against a wall or anything I pull out my best.
“I call you tres time… Only voice mail, So I no call no mas.”
“Huh, you no call…”
“Si, me call, me call!”
“You no love me. You freakie freakie otra chicas.”
“Si mucho chicas.” I smile and grab her hand bring her up to the room and proceed to bang her through the night. I just couldn’t figure out an easier way to stop arguing! We order food up to the room and I eat it off of her. She is a good all-nighter in so far as if I have 4 am wood she let you do the roll over “am I awake or is this a dream” poke. Some girls don’t want to be touched once they fall asleep until THEY wake up. But she realizes that 5 minutes of humping gets her 3 hrs of sleep instead of threes hrs of dry humping and the same eventual 5 minutes of humping. This brings us to the end of day 2