The changing of the guard!

[Passport Playa]

Introduction:

Based upon my desire to want to write about my recent experiences in "Chicaland", I decided to create this thread. For the record, there will be absolutely NO pictures posted but rather various kudos, observations, opinions and the like.

As I spend my last night here (in Boca Chica), I am convinced that I am neither the same type of monger I used to be nor will I ever revert back to what I now consider no longer my style.

As always, I'd like to thank the various members of Passport Playa's Club who accompanied along the journey and also the new additions to the club (without naming names, you already know!)

Passport Playa

[Passport Playa]

Trip #11 was planned months ago to coincide with our customary travel dates. Although various members of the crew were unable to make the journey, there were a notable few who have earned the right to "get down!"

Let me start off by thanking my dudes (Blackarcher and the Tribulation) for "holding me down" and viceversa.

I must also thank the following persons for being true to themselves and also true to the game. I will do my best not to omit anyone because you All served to make this trip memorable and also unforgettable.

HUGrad - E: simply put, you are my dude! Thank you for serving as my trusted "road dawg" after Blackarcher was M.I.A. for 4 days. You are definitely a class act and it was quite evident that we complimented each other nicely. It is truly my hope that we have established a rapport that will allow us to get together during the patented "Mofongo nights" and also "Don Coqui nights". It was great to spend time with you and if the stars align in 2013, we will be MDE-bound!

VPChill - My dude, I knew you were a Queens' dude before you even spoke the words (and that's real talk). Your swag, your presence and even your strut spoke volumes about whom you were. Having various family members from Jamaica, Long Island City and Far Rockaway, I know Queens' dudes when I encounter them! Although we only had 1 day together, it was a good fucking day in the neighborhood! Let the record reflect, I personally witnessed at least 10 chicas stalking VP as if he was their personal prey with the hope that they would devour him. As a matter of fact, I got a kick out of watching one chick in particular mark her territory and be ready to defend it as if she was the queen lioness amongst all the lioness!

VP: I look forward to breaking bread with you in our playground real soon!

BalCoach - What can I say about Coach that already hasn't been said about him? He is unquestionably the Mayor of The Sewpit.

Kiko: I extend my personal gratitude to you for being so accomodating. Just watching how you operate makes me realize that I have to continue to step up my game just to remain a spectator in your court! I am truly appreciative of all the luv you gave and look forward to enjoying your presence again.

Robert123456789 - If "Coach" is considered the Mayor of the Sewpit, I'd have to consider Robert the Deputy Mayor with the committed task of overseeing the Haitian Nation. As was the case with an unnamed board member, I learned that being around a person and not necessarily forming an opinion of a person based upon questionable commentary should be protocol as opposed to being a shallow, narrow-minded prick!

Robert: Thank you for allowing me to spend time with you and allowing me to see your world. As a result of this, I have realized you are a fun person to be around. The next time I visit, I will make sure that I bring a few extra pairs of thongs for the dip and smell test!

Rick - A class act! Rick is the consummate professional and also a friend. I enjoyed spending my mornings at Rockys in the presence of Rick and other notables. Rick was truly a gracious host and I appreciate all that he does.

LongHairDontCare - Another class act. Watching the playa's play and being able to separate the real dudes from the lets just say less than real dudes, made it a pleasure to be in his presence. He was another person whom I witnessed being stalked. What I liked about his approach is that he never allowed the stalking to influence what he did. For that he earned my "Do you" award.

SrSuerte - I can easily think of 5 adjectives that could be used to aptly describe him: Smooth, Suave, Graceful, Tranquil and Fluid. As a matter of fact, when I consider those same words, I can also use them to describe his bachata skills. Dude's bachata skills were so tight that I don't think any Dominicano wanted to f*ck with him on the dance floor. I am sure that the chicas were hopeful that he wouldn't upstage them as well (although he was better than anyone I have seen on dancing with the stars).

Sage - No disrespect intended, but Sage in my book and will forever be known to me as the Black Panther. Before we were introduced, I can recall sitting at a table at Rumba just watching the Master stalk his prey. What I particularly liked was how he patiently waited before he would go in for the kill. Sage is a true Master Monger and there is only one or two other persons whom I considered befitting of that title (OMngr & DCIronman). However, after having met the SageMaster, he is also equally worthy.

Sage: Thanks brother for allowing me to infringe on your time. I thoroughly enjoyed your presence and hope that I don't have to wait another 5 years before we do it again.

DQuick - How can I possibly forget the man who coined the catch phrase "DQuick"? The man whom I will consider responsible for a chica who wanted to "DQuick" me.

Marv: Although many knock you for doing it your way, I say if you are happy and it works for you, continue to do you! I look forward to sharing the landscape with you again and also reading future installments of "To DQuick or not to DQuick". You are a standup guy and I also enjoyed your presence!

Passport Playa

[longhairdontcare]

PP, it was a pleasure. I just loved how you handled the chica that "threw the money back at you". :rofl: I was taking notes. Until next time.

[Blackarcher]

Once again PP did it right. Although PP stayed in the SEW while I went to SAnto Doming, we later met up and headed to Boca Chica. Always a pleasure watching PP operate on the chicas.

[SrSuerte]

Besides Robert and Rick, it was my first time meeting all of the above to include PP, BA and TNT. It was good to finally meet you and the rest of the fellas after seeing you on the board these last few years. I recognized BA from the start because he has been the Star in his own videos on here.

Thanks for the mention above. You were cool to hang with when we all went and hit the bars together. Next time I will be ready to live it up with all of you.

[El-Rey]

Dude. It was Great and I mean great meeting you. You are a class act. We will meet up again.

[hugrad95a]

PP gracias Pana. KLK Tu sabes es muy importante tu continuas a estudiar espanol.

Oh wait I don't speaky spanish...lol..

This trip was like two fucking trips all in the same week.
Highlights of my week were watching PP roll up the block with a big ass smile after knocking down this fine tenderoni.
The Passion's change over, Rumba nights, Watching PP spit his game in Spanish, 125 Peso lunches and dinners and mid morning meetings at Rockys.

Next Level PP...

[b319]

Looks like you were hanging with a good crowd. Glad you had fun. (By the way I heard HU's stalker was not on the scene this time. That would have been something to behold.
Chica had James Bond skills. Had me and Ryatt dying!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:)

[hugrad95a]

Looks like you were hanging with a good crowd. Glad you had fun. (By the way I heard HU's stalker was not on the scene this time. That would have been something to behold.
Chica had James Bond skills. Had me and Ryatt dying!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:)

Hey hey, this is his trip report my friend....

[Passport Playa]

No disrespect intended but I forgot to mention that I was also introduced to TNT72. Because I did not spend too much time in his presence, I wasn't able to form an opinion of him. However, it seems as though he is a decent person based upon the company that he kept.

Passport Playa

[Passport Playa]

As I mentioned earlier, this trip was planned and scheduled in accordance with our annual SummerSlam Festivities (aka Bropocalypse 2012). Because airfares were seemingly shady and borderline absurd (back in April), I decided to pull the trigger on an itinerary that would take me from LGA to The ATL to MIA into STI. Usually, I detest connecting flights like a sickness (unless I am traveling to MDE). However, I decided to book this outbound itinerary because it kept the overall airfare consistent with the price range that I am comfortable paying ($365.00 - $495.00). It also didn't hurt that I would be able to spend 2 hours in The ATL that would afford me an opportunity to have lunch (at the legendary Pasquals) with a special friend of the female persuasion. Anybody who really knows me, knows that I love to "get my eats on" and it is because of being able to eat soulfood at Pasquals that I consider ATL perhaps my favorite airport of all. Also, considering the fact that none of my layover times was more than 2 hours it made the pill of having to take 3 connecting flights just to reach my beloved Chicaland an easier pill to swallow.

Passport Playa

[Passport Playa]

Everything seemed to be moving along just fine. LGA to ATL was good. ATL to MIA was all good and even MIA to STI was seemingly in order until I deplaned in STI and the line to exit Immigration was as long as the lines are for an American Idol try-out. In my mind, I was thinking FUCK (literally speaking of course) :biggrin:.

Before I get into the heart of my chronicles, let me start by saying various online forums have definitely changed the game as it pertains to how I DO ME. The vast majority of my conquests provided either GFE service or PSE performances. Although everything is definitely not for everybody, IMO I believe online forums are unquestionably a great resource to have at one's disposal.

Chica #1 whom I will refer to as "Oh Canada" and whom I encountered via an online forum provided a definite GFE (which was cool). However, upon my return to the land of 'toto", I'd be "fronting" if I said I preferred the GFE instead of a PSE.

Passport Playa

[Passport Playa]

After standing in line to exit Immigration for what seemed like forever, I recognize an opportunity to leapfrog the 40 or so others whom were ahead of me. After noticing a few people being denied entry based upon not having purchased a tourist card and being sent back to do so, I recognized an opportunity to prove that I too had purchased a tourist card. Needless to say, the lane that the returnees used to come back to the front was the same like PP used to bypass the 40 people ahead of him. After a relatively quick search, I located my belongings and two stepped out of the airport.

Securing a taxi, I was off to Hotel Los Jardines for the night. For those whom might not know, Hotel Los Jardines is a relatively inexpensive option for a quick overnight trip. In addition to liking the 2000 peso per night price, I also like the fact that it is close to the airport and also a 5 minute drive to The Metro.

Upon reaching Hotel Los Jardines, I realized I hadn't "hit up" an ATM and consequently did not have 2K in pesos. Luckily, the casino (Gran Almirante) is within walking distance of the hotel. After consulting with the receptionist at the hotel, he gave me the key to my room with the understanding that I would settle my tab after walking down the street.

Surprise/Surprise: As I am getting ready to enter the elevator, who is only 5 minutes late? You guessed it: "Oh Canada!"

Passport Playa

[Passport Playa]

It is unfortunate that I am unable to post photos of "Oh Canada" because in addition to being a cutey, her body was equally as tight as it was in her posted photos. However, based upon not wanting to disrupt her comfortable lifestyle, NO photos will be posted. (To those whom are my f/b friends, hit me up).

Because I needed to satisy my tab with Hotel Los Jardines, I momentarily left "Oh Canada" in my room while I walked down the street to the Gran Almirante to "hit up" an ATM. I must say that I was very impressed when I entered the casino because the talent definitely superceded my expectations. As a matter of fact, I was pleasantly surprised and made a mental note to spend an hour or two in that same environment during subsequent trips.

For those who contemplate carrying cash versus using an ATM, let the record reflect the following: The ATM would only allow me to withdraw a maximum of 2K and after having viewed my banking information, I have calculated that having performed that 2K transaction amounted to me receiving a 33 or 34 peso exchange, whereas, having swapped 5 "Benjamins" resulted in a currency exchange of 39 to 1.

Passport Playa

[DCIronman]

For those who contemplate carrying cash versus using an ATM, let the record reflect the following: The ATM would only allow me to withdraw a maximum of 2K and after having viewed my banking information, I have calculated that having performed that 2K transaction amounted to me receiving a 33 or 34 peso exchange, whereas, having swapped 5 "Benjamins" resulted in a currency exchange of 39 to 1.

Passport Playa

Note: Never use the ATMs in casinos or casas/strip clubs. The fees will be horrific. That's actually a universal rule, and will apply just about anywhere you go. I learned it here in the states.

I try to only use the ATMs at banks. There is still a fee, but nowhere near as bad as elsewhere. And I've found that while the bank ATMs in Sosua have withdrawal limits, those in Santiago usually don't. I've withdrawn 10k at a time from the Banco Popular on Calle del Sol. And the exchange rate is the same as if you'd gone inside. You won't get a better rate at a cambio.

[Blackarcher]

For those who contemplate carrying cash versus using an ATM, let the record reflect the following: The ATM would only allow me to withdraw a maximum of 2K and after having viewed my banking information, I have calculated that having performed that 2K transaction amounted to me receiving a 33 or 34 peso exchange, whereas, having swapped 5 "Benjamins" resulted in a currency exchange of 39 to 1.

Passport Playa
As I will talk about in my report, I used ATM's but didn't pay any fees most of the time and ended up averaging about 38.82.

[Passport Playa]

On to "Oh Canada"

"Oh Canada" is a 23 year old chica whom was encountered via an online forum. Because she possessed the cuteness that I like, was devoid of the belly that many of those beer belly bitches in Sosua have and maintained consistent contact with me during my 60 days before lift-off, I decided to allow her to spend the night with me in STI.

This proved to be a good decision because she arrived at the hotel no more than 5 minutes after I did and she looked just as good (in person) as she had in all her photos. I must admit that "I was licking my chops" at the thought of how bad I was going to beat that pussy up!

After returning from my cameo visit to the Gran Almirante, it was time to become better acquainted or should I say make beats? Let me take a quick pause for the cause and say I do find chicas who are toting a tooth brush soooooooooo appealing! By the way, "Oh Canada" did in fact have her tooth brush.

For the record, I have dubbed her "Oh Canada" because she and some Canadian fathered a child together and out of respect for him taking care of his business, I am soluting him by calling her "Oh Canada".

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[Seville]

It was great meeting you. Always enjoy knowing good people. Looking forward to your return.:iconTU:

[Passport Playa]

I must say that my experience with Chica "Oh Canada" was the epitome of a GFE. The fact that she also spoke decent english allowed me to practice my spanish while helping her fine tune her english. Our time spent together was definitely well served. However, I would be remiss not to say, upon re-entry into Chicaland, I would rather experience a PSE instead of receiving a GFE.

But, I can't say that I was disappointed because her attitude and sexiness alone makes her a keeper. Since it is my intention to become less of a Sewpit patron and more familiar with the landscape in STI and other areas where drama no es una palabra, "Oh Canada" definitely has some value. She is the kind of chica that I would not have a problem being seen with in public. Keep in mind I typically have chicas in the Sewpit meet me near the entrance of wherever I am staying since it is my practice to limit my exposure of being seen (in public) with a bonafide puta!

If there is a such thing, Chica "Oh Canada" seems to have some class and ever since I created the 33/34/33 rule (33% nons, 34% semi, 33% bonafide puta), I can appreciate having a chica who knows how to act in my fold.

Passport Playa

[Hunter]

On to "Oh Canada"

"Oh Canada" is a 23 year old chica whom was encountered via an online forum. Because she possessed the cuteness that I like, was devoid of the belly that many of those beer belly bitches in Sosua have and maintained consistent contact with me during my 60 days before lift-off, I decided to allow her to spend the night with me in STI.


"beer belly bitches" There is quote of the day :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Good one PP. :biggrin::biggrin: