panicmechanic
09-12-2012, 06:20 AM
So I am laying in bed planning my work day, half asleep. I gently peel open one eye to check to projection clock that shines on my ceiling, and I see it's not there (must have knocked it over again). I then grab my iPhone off my night table and hit the screen and see its 5AM. I know my wife should be getting up for work already but I know she's still asleep beside me. Now I'm like what the fuck, so I reach behind me and shake her and say hey, you Gotta get up for work! It was the weirdest thing, but she answered me in French! So I turned the iPhone screen and myself over and see the most gorgeous Haitian girl ever laying next to me! It was at that moment I realized that it was all a dream, the being at home part that is!