How I met your mother, a new ISOC series...

[Jimmydr]

Well son (daughter) she just came out of the Villas where she tossed WSJ3's salad and got gang banged by Psriches and company when it hit me, thats my future wife. I barebacked her and then 2 days later she called to tell me I was a daddy. I know that you look nother like me but it happens.:eek:

[MrHappy]

I can see it now, the baby is born, and daddy goes to see it.
The nurse tells him it's deformed.

"That doesn't matter", he says, "I'll love it with all my heart, no matter what"

The nurse shows him the baby, and it is a big eye, nothing else.

"OH MY GOD, WHAT COULD BE WORSE?"

The nurse says, "It's blind"......