05/2019 - Hotel Rancho Guacamayos, Bonao

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Hotel Rancho Guacamayos, Bonao

Hotel Rancho Guacamayos is a rustic retreat located 20 minutes outside Bonao in the campo with a vista view of the mountains.

You enter the property and are let in at the front gate. Security is very tight and the property is walled with security patrols.

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The receptionist desk is outside. The staff was very friendly and professional in fact I was greeted with a cold glass of fruit punch.

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They have a very comfortable seating area next to the receptionist desk

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There were several groups of buildings with different rooms. The property had the feel of a retreat more than a hotel.

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My room was at the top of the steps

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My room

My room was a suite with a mini kitchen and jacuzzi
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Mini kitchen and mini bar. The mini bar only had a few drinks and a couple of candy bars no where near as extensive as some other 4 star hotel mini bars.

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Jacuzzi

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I didn't use the Jacuzzi but if I go back I will definitely try it.

[Al Nyc]

Looks great but there’s some information that’s missing. How much per night? Does it include free breakfast? And is it chica friendly?

[camaro1257]

The grounds

Parrot cage

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Pool

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Basketball court

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Pool Table

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Hammock

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Water display

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Mountain view

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Dining Area

There was an indoor and outdoor open air dining area

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Food

I had salmon, baked potato, garlic bread and grilled vegetables for 1300 pesos. I have had the same thing in different restaurants from 600-1000 pesos. They had a ribeye listed on the menu for 1300 pesos also. Needless to say he food was more expensive than the average restaurant.

Sorry I took the photo after I started eating I was hungry...haaaaaaaaaaa!

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Breakfast was included

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Personal Anecdote

I had a date who lives in Bonao who was supposed to join me. She was late so I decided to eat dinner without her. I had a waiter who was serving me but there was a waitress who kept staring at me and smiling. Sorry for the bad photos

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She had a perfect flaca body a decent face but most of all she was slightly bowl legged. I don't see many bowl legged women in the Dominican Republic but that is a turn on for me.I wanted sooooooooooooo bad to try and hit on her but I was waiting for my date and I didn't want to get caught in the act. The waitress continued to smile at me and I was literally chomping at the bit!

As fate would have it I retired to my room my date stood me up and I checked for the waitress the following day but she was not working...CONYO! I would definitely return to Bonao to see her.

Conclusion

Although I got stood up by my date I really enjoyed my stay. The staff was very professional for example at check in they were very friendly they spoke English and Spanish. While eating in the restaurant I dropped my fork on the floor while I was eating and the waiter rushed over to pick it up and give me another fork.

There are several types of rooms and I had the jacuzzi suite which was $115US a night after taxes. I enjoyed my room the king size bed was comfortable there was a mini kitchen and jacuzzi that I did not use but it was good to know they were there.

I booked for two people and anticipated my date. They asked for her name when I arrived and had a bracelet for both of us. I did not ask specifically but I do not believe the hotel is girl friendly because of the bracelets and how tight security is.

The only way to arrive is by vehicle and the location is pretty remote so it is not your typical hotel where you would see pros working.
My complaint would be the power kept going out but the generator would kick in after about a minute or so. Other than that I have no complaints and I definitely plan on returning.