View Full Version : gdogg's Post-Turkey Day Adventures!
gdogg
11-26-2005, 09:22 AM
For starters, there are like 17,538 ISOC members here currently between Blackbeards and Sosua!! It is insane!!!
25 November 2005:
Caught flight without any issues. There was NO line at the reservation desk. I guess the best time to travel is early Friday after Thanksgiving. I'm still sick as hell, but I'm determined to make it without falling out. I get to Miami, where I eventually hook up with DT, Jayman, El Drunko, Dick Dawson, X-Ray, and alm901 (new nickame...MEMPHIS!!). We toss back a few before getting on the plane. Jayman and El D somehow ended up in first class (FUCK YOU JAYMAN....AND EL D!!). That flight was smooth as well. We got our luggage and zoomed past the guards at the door. I had my "leave me the fuck alone" look on my face that always works wonders. I was actually distraught because I thought I had lost the crew, but they were just outside getting change, drinks, and arranging a ride.
We all head out to Blackbeards and hang for about an hour or so. I see a couple of chicas who catch my eye. I get a phone number for later. I also see some of my Atlanta partners who strolled out to check the place out. They are having a great time. Around this time, birthday boy (BEAS) and his crew show up. We greet each other and shoot the shit. We then head to Frank's place.
Ana Marian is off the hinges!!! It's everything we've seen in the pics and more!! The live show was unreal. Of course, with DT in town there will be "accessories" available. He offers the chicas on the floor a long dildo he has so kindly brought. I also finally get to meet folks I haven't had the pleasure to. I meet and hang with Escort King, Bugboy, Kevyboy, Learningman, Brianoid, sicpup, and a bunch of others. Everyone is having a great time...and everyone has a chica are two with them while watching the floor show....life is good!
I hook up with this really cool chica with a lovely ass. I talk her down to 1500 pesos (the salida for the night was 400 pesos). Bad thing was that she took too long to get dressed, and the Blackbeards crew is leaving. I really don't mind because I'm more interested in hooking up with the chica from Blackbeards.
Where are the pics gdogg....
And don't do the supersecret website thing...post them here...
Some of us are running a 56K modem...
LOL... :roll:
Where are the pics gdogg....
And don't do the supersecret website thing...post them here...
Some of us are running a 56K modem...
LOL... :roll:
The man is here less than 18 hours, let him get settled.
Where are the pics gdogg....
And don't do the supersecret website thing...post them here...
Some of us are running a 56K modem...
LOL... :roll:
The man is here less than 18 hours, let him get settled.
No rest for the wicked...
He was at BB and Franks...get the pic party started...
gdogg
11-26-2005, 09:40 AM
Halfway back to Blackbeards, we realize that we left Dick Dawson behind!!
8O Jayman is so into Diana (who he's bringing back), he forgot to check on him. I hadn't seen him for a while, and thought he might have already gone. Needless to say, when DD got back to BB's...he wasn't a happy camper. The chica I'm looking for has already gone, so me and Memphis gather our grip and head to the Palace.
I'm in trusty room C-2 and everythings cool, except for a missing refrigerator 8O . It's due to be delivered this morning (out for repairs). We were greeted by Katerina and Soronji. Me and Memphis enjoy a pretty exciting groping session. I have missed Katerina....so friggin soft!! By now, after all the driving and the crazy weather...and I haven't eaten for over twelve hours, I'm getting sick again. Coughing, sneezing, sore throat and lymph nodes (Dr. Salazar would tell me this morning that tonsils were also irritated). I decide to take some medicine I brought with me and take a nap. I wake up at about 1, and head to the clubs. I run into Jimmy, Escort King, and LA Jazz (I didn't even know who he was til Jimmy just told me).
I go through both clubs a couple of times. I see a few familiar faces as well as a lot of new talent. I see a fine assed chica I was with on the last trip. I was like "IT"S ON!!". She's all excited to see me and we talk for a while. About five minutes later she points to this dude in front of us. It turns out that he's her "date" for the evening. I eventually settle on this beautiful flacita who I've never seen before. She reminded me of another chica...that's how the conversation started.
We eventually motoconch it back to the Palace. In the room we have a great conversation. It turns out she's one of the few putas in Sosua. She came up from Santo DOmingo last month. When I asked her about her work, she said that she goes to the clubs and tries to hook up with guys afterward. Wow, rare honesty. SHe has this angelic face too (I'll post a pic in the pic section when I return). Anyway, she gets one of the famous gdogg massages, and it is on!! She stays all night and I wake up sicker than ever. I walk her out to a motoconch and walk to see our friend Dr. Salazar!!
gdogg
11-26-2005, 09:42 AM
Dammit Sammy, you never fail me!! Always asking for pics when I'm probably days away from posting them. I'll probably get Phoenix to post a couple next time he's in here.
And you with your low T cell count...
Every time I turn around you are sick...
EAT SOME SPINACH!!!!
Damn this is the one place in the world that you should be at 100%...
el_papi_chew_low
11-26-2005, 09:48 AM
gdogg, my brother, glad you made is safely. Hope you feel better and enjoy your vacation. Sounds like you had a good time at Frank's place :D
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/salcero/074.gif
Cheeno
11-26-2005, 10:31 AM
Hey gdogg :)
I hope you feel better.
Maybe a BBBJ by two girls (at the same time :evil: ) and a Martini will make you feel better. :D
Tonto4
11-26-2005, 10:43 AM
Sorry to hear you are ill gdogg :( Feel better soon! Thanks for the report while we are waiting for more :grin:
gdogg in action......he wasn't that sick....
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/382/picture275copy0aw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I knew that gdogg was sandbagging...
psriches
11-26-2005, 01:34 PM
You seem to always find Katerina........ ;)
I am sure that gdogg didn't say no to any bbbj...
Coolhand
11-26-2005, 01:46 PM
Damit Gdogg I am Jelly you better bang a chica for your old boy Coolhand. I want to see some Zinc protien Facials on these chicas tell them it will keep them young it always works for me.LOL :D Have a great time. Also if you guys have time can you tell me if the seafood spot is still open it over in Charamico.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/corey7473/IM000106.jpg
Maximus
11-26-2005, 06:05 PM
.... Also if you guys have time can you tell me if the seafood spot is still open it over in Charamico.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/corey7473/IM000106.jpg
Cafe Central was open when I was there less than 2 weeks ago.
Maximus
11-26-2005, 06:11 PM
... Jayman is so into Diana
I guess he forgot all about ANNA?!?!?! :D
psriches
11-26-2005, 06:24 PM
.... Also if you guys have time can you tell me if the seafood spot is still open it over in Charamico.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/corey7473/IM000106.jpg
Cafe Central was open when I was there less than 2 weeks ago.i love the lobsters when they have them
gdogg
11-26-2005, 08:24 PM
Damn, Learningman...where did that pic come from. Good job!! That's the chica I negotiated down to 1500 pesos, but she took too long to get dressed, so I missed out on her. Her replacement was off the chain though!! This is the wrong time to comment about your actions if you're an embellisher...there are twenty cameras to follow your every move. I'm happy that I've always been honest!!
;)
DEPUTY DAWG
11-26-2005, 08:38 PM
What are doing on this board at this time!!!!!!!!!!!! Get back out there and bang some chicas for me Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
gdogg
11-26-2005, 08:42 PM
I'm headed out right now, D-Squizzy!! For the record, Cafe Central is still open. I hope to hit it before I leave!! gdogg....OUT!!
gdogg
11-27-2005, 07:47 AM
26 November 2005:
I woke up with the previous evening's chica. We mess around some more and she leaves. I head off to see Dr Salazar. He proceeds to give me TWO shots of penicillin in the ass. He also gave some pills. I head to Rocky's, and Marco gives me some pills for my ailments. The combination of them all have me feeling no pain for the first time in days. Salazar told me to stay in the room all day, but I don't think that's possible....today is BLACKBEARD'S DAY!!
Me, Memphis, Jimmy, Tropic Bob, Bugman, Sicpup, and Mav meet up at the Palace and caravan out to Blackbeards. Eventually the place is packed with ISOC brethren for the bikini contest. I miss most of the contest because I'm hanging with El Drunko (FUCK YOU, EL D!!). I proceed to get absolutely blotto!! I set a next day date with a Blackbeard's chica. I think I took a lot of pics...making sure they didn't get erased. I remember little after the ride back. The last Captain and Coke I took for the ride back put me over. I do remember having Tropic Bob to pull over so I could pee. Turns out Jimmy's girl needed to do the same. It was funny to see the both of us beside the car relieving ourselves.
Walked around, and somehow got to Rocky's. Guess who I see? Rosemary. She's looking like she's fifteen months pregant, with a super fat face and everything. I still asked her what she was doing later on. Then she pointed at her boyfriend playing cards. Oh well...maybe next time. I can honestly say I don't remember what happened after that. I just know I woke up this morning not being able to walk, my ass was hurting so bad. Still having the time of my life!!
guttaman
11-27-2005, 08:01 AM
Your ass was hurting bad? You get the deoderant stick treatment at Black Beards also?
gdogg
11-27-2005, 08:21 AM
Ha Ha!! Funny you should mention it. The chica who loves to put things in dude's asses was there. Rumor has it that she doesn't do that anymore. Too many guys got offended...go figure!!
:D
I can honestly say I don't remember what happened after that. I just know I woke up this morning not being able to walk, my ass was hurting so bad. Still having the time of my life!!
See this is why you shouldn't drink and drive gdogg...
You could have been violated by Adabezzi in OZ and not even remember it...
:eek:
My ass never hurts after a Salad Tossing session...
Deniro
11-27-2005, 09:09 AM
You could have been violated by Adabezzi in OZ and not even remember it...
:eek:
hahhahahaaaaahaha... now that's funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Homer Simpson
11-27-2005, 02:11 PM
You're a maniac G-dogg!!!
That's what I'm talking about!!!
ISOC brethen only know one speed........
Ballz Out!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
psriches
11-27-2005, 03:19 PM
26 November 2005:
I can honestly say I don't remember what happened after that. I just know I woke up this morning not being able to walk, my ass was hurting so bad.hmmm!! I don't want to know!! ;)
Gdogg...I've got one word for you...FLUIDS...and I don't mean of the alcoholic kind. At the rate you're going you're gonna collapse.
Take it easy buddy....I'm looking forward to hear about the rest of your trip.
BTW, I went to the Queen concert in NJ...awesome bro!
I am here. I will see if he is alive every morning.
gdogg
11-28-2005, 09:23 AM
I am good, feeling a little better every day. I was being scolded by nearly every chica for having a Presidente in my hand with all of the penicillin and amoxocillin in my system.
November 27, 2005:
Woke up sick...still coughing, and when I got out of bed there was another major surprise. I could not walk. I'm finally feeling the penicillin shots from the day before. Walking would be a chore all day. Due to the fact that I'm a trooper...the shit wasn't stopping me.
Jimmy left today, but would eventually come back with many vouchers and upgrades for free flights/hotels. He's now staying until Wednesday. El D, Jayman, X-Ray, and Dick Dawson came to Sosua to watch football at Eddy's. After that we went to the Shark Bar and hung out for a few hours. I got to show Dick Dawson most of Pedro Calisante (he'd never been to Sosua).
By the time they leave to head back to BB's, I'm in bad shape again. I'd only had a Cuba Libre and a Presidente, but I guess they don't interact with my drugs so well. I head back to get some sleep before the nightly club hopping. I wake up close to 1 am, and am out the door by 1:20. I go to all the clubs...Classico, X, and NV. I'm just not seeing anything I'm remotely interested in.
I make one more round to Club X, and I see this chica dancing by herself. I just glance at her and keep moving. When I reach the exit, she's there on the other side, waving me over. We talk for a bit, and I really feeling her. Her name is Yuvi (i'm sure it's spelled wrong) She's cool, so I invite her back. As were walking and she finds out where I'm staying, she halts immediately. SHe had a bad Palace experience. Someone took a pic of her in the shower and posted it somewhere. A family member saw it and told her father. She showed me the pic (she had it saved to her phone). I told her that we could cancel, but she eventually decided to come to the room.
We have a great time. As we were leaving the Palace at about 9:30, her phone rings and this woman (sounded like her mother) was screaming at her. I guess I may not see her for a bit. SHe may be on lockdown. Glad I met her though, good times!
I am good, feeling a little better every day. I was being scolded by nearly every chica for having a Presidente in my hand with all of the penicillin and amoxocillin in my system.
November 27, 2005:
Woke up sick...still coughing, and when I got out of bed there was another major surprise. I could not walk. I'm finally feeling the penicillin shots from the day before. Walking would be a chore all day. Due to the fact that I'm a trooper...the shit wasn't stopping me.
Jimmy left today, but would eventually come back with many vouchers and upgrades for free flights/hotels. He's now staying until Wednesday. El D, Jayman, X-Ray, and Dick Dawson came to Sosua to watch football at Eddy's. After that we went to the Shark Bar and hung out for a few hours. I got to show Dick Dawson most of Pedro Calisante (he'd never been to Sosua).
By the time they leave to head back to BB's, I'm in bad shape again. I'd only had a Cuba Libre and a Presidente, but I guess they don't interact with my drugs so well. I head back to get some sleep before the nightly club hopping. I wake up close to 1 am, and am out the door by 1:20. I go to all the clubs...Classico, X, and NV. I'm just not seeing anything I'm remotely interested in.
I make one more round to Club X, and I see this chica dancing by herself. I just glance at her and keep moving. When I reach the exit, she's there on the other side, waving me over. We talk for a bit, and I really feeling her. Her name is Yuvi (i'm sure it's spelled wrong) She's cool, so I invite her back. As were walking and she finds out where I'm staying, she halts immediately. SHe had a bad Palace experience. Someone took a pic of her in the shower and posted it somewhere. A family member saw it and told her father. She showed me the pic (she had it saved to her phone). I told her that we could cancel, but she eventually decided to come to the room.
We have a great time. As we were leaving the Palace at about 9:30, her phone rings and this woman (sounded like her mother) was screaming at her. I guess I may not see her for a bit. SHe may be on lockdown. Glad I met her though, good times!
Seems you getting around in spite of things.......
It was good meeting you and putting a face to the handle...... :)
Enjoy the rest of your trip.......!!!
Phoenix
11-28-2005, 09:27 AM
Sounds like you are starting to heal G! Everyone send some positive monger energy, we need the second ISOC wave to be chasing the Sosua ho's at 100%!!
gdogg
11-28-2005, 09:43 AM
I will gladly accept all positive energy sent. I have new prescriptions I'm about to fill for the pain and congestion. Things should be great from here...not that I'm complaining.
Learningman...it was great to finally meet you as well. Wait til you guys see his pictures and film. MAN!!!
;)
Tonto4
11-28-2005, 11:34 AM
gdogg my best Sosua buddy. . . sorry to hear about you being sick, but you have managed to have a great time.
ps Don't die until you get home. (It costs alot to ship the body back to the USA!) (jk)
Monger On! :lol:
i have lots of positive energy........feel it yet? i'm sending you TONS!!!!!!!! :D
have fun but don't kill yourself doing it....remember...WALK down and fuck them ALL! :P
Hope your still having a good trip Gdoog. It was good to meet you.
About cafe central, that was wear we went Saturday around 8:00 pm and it wasn't open.
psriches
11-28-2005, 06:28 PM
26 November 2005:
I can honestly say I don't remember what happened after that. I just know I woke up this morning not being able to walk, my ass was hurting so bad.hmmm!! I don't want to know!! ;)I'm still stuck on this!! 8O
gdogg
11-28-2005, 06:31 PM
ps...you're killing me!!! That is hilarious to read. I guess I should have worded it differently. Unintentional quality comedy!!
gdogg
11-28-2005, 06:33 PM
i have lots of positive energy........feel it yet? i'm sending you TONS!!!!!!!! :D
have fun but don't kill yourself doing it....remember...WALK down and fuck them ALL! :P
I'm feeling it!! That and the new drugs have me in the best shape of the trip. Plus I FINALLY got my first M&M massage of the trip. And guess who I see on the beach today. BIGTRICK!! I knew he was here, and I was determined to run into him. He was with his boy D the Lurker. We talked for about a half hour before they broke.
Phoenix
11-28-2005, 06:46 PM
i have lots of positive energy........feel it yet? i'm sending you TONS!!!!!!!! :D
have fun but don't kill yourself doing it....remember...WALK down and fuck them ALL! :P
I'm feeling it!! That and the new drugs have me in the best shape of the trip. Plus I FINALLY got my first M&M massage of the trip. And guess who I see on the beach today. BIGTRICK!! I knew he was here, and I was determined to run into him. He was with his boy D the Lurker. We talked for about a half hour before they broke.
Glad your feeling better! Now get out there and start hunting you lucky bastard!
gdogg
11-28-2005, 06:50 PM
I'm taking a break here at Rocky's...well actually the sky just opened up and it's raining all kinds of animals. Jimmy and I are going to eat somewhere soon, then start wreaking some havok!!!
It was cool meeting you, kevy. You Canadians are a pleasant and well-mannered bunch.
;)
DEPUTY DAWG
11-28-2005, 10:42 PM
Way to make a comeback!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for the chica dedication for your brotha from another litter!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to be in the ATL in 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!
psriches
11-29-2005, 06:11 AM
ps...you're killing me!!! That is hilarious to read. I guess I should have worded it differently. Unintentional quality comedy!!I was just kidding!! :D
This is why you shouldn't drink and drive (gdogg/psriches)...
Isn't being a monger enough of a vice for you?!?!?!
Jthomas
11-30-2005, 03:59 PM
Great posts Gdogg, I can' wait to see all your pics. I know you were not feeling to good, but at least you made the best of it. Glad I got to meet and hang out with you for awhile, hopefully next time you will be feeling better and in high gear.
ErikS
11-30-2005, 07:18 PM
Gdogg,
Nice reports! Are you still there? If so, please have one for me (you decide what the "one" will be).
Sorry I missed you and the rest of the main body (I returned to NY on 20 Nov), but I hope to hang with you sometime in the future, cause as Emil Faber used to say:
"Knowledge is Good!"
.....and you obviously are putting the "knowledge" to good effect :D
gdogg
11-30-2005, 07:33 PM
November 28th
Sent the cutie from the previous night home after she got scolded by her mother for being gone all night. Met up with Jimmy at Rockys. Did the usual. Finally made it to M&M, didn't get Kika but a new chica. She was quite good. Still congested though, whenever I seem to be clear it rains on me, or something. I continue to keep pluggin' (literally). Me and Jimmy eat at Bailey's, so I finally get to meet the chica Jimmy's been talking about for months. She is a cutie, but needs a couple of more pounds for me to be obsessed though. I do see what everyone is talking about.
We then head to Rocky's to check the Pittsburg/Indy game. We each have a player playing, and there are less than five points separating us (I won, by the way!). We eventually head back to the hotel. I take some drugs and get a nap in. Wake up and head to the clubs. Went to Club NV...nothing was happening, same with Club X. Nothing is interesting me too much in Classico either. I finally realize who the "Pamela" is from many previous reports (knotty's girl?). She is now stalking me...I don't know why. I'm about to leave the club and she stops me. "You no think I'm beautiful?" she asks while grabbing my hand. "Uh...what?" is my response.
Luckily for me, my chica from a couple nights ago is walking up. At first she was going to ignore me because she thinks I'm occupied. I give her the come here look, and she comes. I grab her hand and Pamela asks if she's my novia. I say she is esta noche. Both chicas laugh, and I leave with my chica. We stop at the downstairs bar section where I meet her friends. We chat for a bit til I'm ready to leave. As we're headed to a moto, my chica from the previous night shows up. Damn! I kinda wanted a rematch, plus hear the story about her mother yelling. She sees us and looks disappointed. I bet I look the same way. My decision was a good one, no one that innocent looking has ever given fire head like that!! And she did it again that night. All is still well in paradise, except for the fact that I wake up each morning coughing all over these helpless beauties.
gdogg
12-07-2005, 02:53 PM
...to be continued in BOD, Command, and Picture section. Blame Jayman!!
:D
sicpup71
12-07-2005, 04:26 PM
...to be continued in BOD, Command, and Picture section. Blame Jayman!!
:D
FUCK YOU JAYMAN !!!!
gdogg
12-07-2005, 04:57 PM
Dont fret, sicpup. When I get my watermarks straight, everything will be in the Photo and Pics Section.
Jimmydr
07-27-2006, 07:02 PM
Other Gdogg adventures!
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/forum/showthread.php?t=25012
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