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MrHappy
12-17-2005, 09:25 AM
A few days ago, I did a write up on some of the more well known clubs in Santo Domingo.
Having written a fairly scathing review of some of these clubs, I decided to go back and take another look, simply because after all, these are places that I have enjoyed immensly over the years, and it is depressing to see what's happend to them.
So, in an effort to be fair, out I went again last night to see if I was too harsh.
You know what? Go back and read my other review. If anything, I was probably too nice in my assessment.
But, here's the kicker.
A new club had it's opening last night. Club Mystik 13 is another futile attempt at injecting some new life into the monger scene in Santo Domingo.
Club Mystik 13 is located next door to the old Cisne Massage parlor and the old Elegant Center on Calle Pasteur, which is just behind the Intercontinental Hotel on the Malecon.
Basically, it has the same setup as the other places, with one noticible difference, they were playing Techno music. No, let me take that back, they were BLASTING techno music! Music so loud, you couldn't talk to yourself.
I was pretty impressed when I walked in, loud music aside. A guy named Daniel Orozco has dumped a lot of money into this place, trying to make it the first whorehouse discotec. In it's defense it does have a nice layout.
I saunter up to the bar, and sit next to a big morena with small tits, fat ass , who screams into my ear that her name is Chocolate, then goes back to sitting there, doing nothing.
I almost got up and left, because the music was fucking rattling my brain(and I like discos!) but then decided to let my eyes get a little better adjusted to the light and check it out a little better.
It was then that it dawned on me that Chocolate and I were the only ones there, with the exception of 5 waiters, and two bartenders.
I order a beer for me, and one for Chocolate. She says she doesn't drink beer, so can she have something else? Sure!
We get our drinks, and try to scream to each other about opening night.
I ask her how many girls are working there. She says over 20. I look around again, and damned if I see one more, let alone over 20.
When I point this out to her, she says with a smile and a nod, "because it is still too early". Too early, at 1:30 in the morning. She says they'll be there later.. Right!
So I get down to business. How much to go out. She says she's very good, and the price for take out is 5000 pesos For 3 HOURS! I tell her she's nuts. She says that's the price.
I ask her if she likes girls too, and she says, "of course", but if she goes with girls it is more expenesive.
So, obviously, the next question is, if I want her to go with me and another girl, how much will it be? A little more, 6500 pesos! (Can you hear the Bling, Bling in her head?).
Then she says, the other girl can only watch, or if I prefer, I can watch the two girls together, but we can't do the threesome.. Nope, no way for that price. If you want a true threesome, that's gonna be 7500 pesos. I wanna marry this girl, she's gonna make me rich! I almost fell off my chair!
Since I had earlier had a beer in each of the three bars owned by the drug laundering woman, I made a hugh error in judgement. I actually thought I would have some sort of success explaining to her how SD is dying because people can go to someplace like Franks in PP and get two hotties for all night for less than halfof that.
I told her how you can go to Sosua and get pretty hot girls, (better looking than her
by a long shot, I thought) for even less.
First, she says, there's no way the girls on the North coast are prettier than the girls in Santo Domingo. That's why it's more expensive in Santo Domingo. And no girl is going to spend the night for 2000 pesos in Santo Domingo. OK.
She takes a drink of her drink, A shot of vodka, and almost finishes it off in one gulp.
Out of nowhere, I reached over to grab it and take a taste. Don't really know why, but as I reach for the glass, she pulls it away. Uh oh. Thats a first.
At that point, I snapped back into reality, and realized the futility of my efforts. Plus, it was almost 2 in the morning, and still no more girls.
I ask for the check, and then comes the slammer. 650 pesos for a beer and a shot of vodka, straight up! Yup, definitely time to get outta Dodge.
I pay the bill, and Chocolate asks me to give her something for her time, I give her 50 pesos, she asks for 200. This girl has class, let me tell ya.
As I'm getting up to leave, she takes another hit off her vodka, sets the glass down, gets up and walks away, leaving a couple of tablespoons in the bottom of the glass. At those prices, I ain't letting it go down the drain, so I reach over and throw down the rest.
Surprise of surprises, if that was vodka, I'm Brad Pitt. I'm not sure what is was, but I would guess it was about 80% water, and 20% vodka. You would think for those prices, they would at least give you the real thing.
So there you have it. Yet another dump that's been set up to separate us from our money. Actually, three dumps in a row. Don't bother wasting your breath in any one of em'

El Drunko
12-17-2005, 09:31 AM
Thats what I love. A straight from the heart report.

Thanks

Phoenix
12-17-2005, 09:32 AM
Makes me just want to stick to the North coast, thanks for the intel

MrHappy
12-17-2005, 10:01 AM
Hey el drunko,
Could you introduce me to the two girls in your avatar??
I wanna introduce them to my old lady.. LOL

Cheeno
12-17-2005, 10:11 AM
A few days ago, I did a write up on some of the more well known clubs in Santo Domingo.
Having written a fairly scathing review of some of these clubs, I decided to go back and take another look, simply because after all, these are places that I have enjoyed immensly over the years, and it is depressing to see what's happend to them.
So, in an effort to be fair, out I went again last night to see if I was too harsh.
You know what? Go back and read my other review. If anything, I was probably too nice in my assessment.
But, here's the kicker.
A new club had it's opening last night. Club Mystik 13 is another futile attempt at injecting some new life into the monger scene in Santo Domingo.
Club Mystik 13 is located next door to the old Cisne Massage parlor and the old Elegant Center on Calle Pasteur, which is just behind the Intercontinental Hotel on the Malecon.
Basically, it has the same setup as the other places, with one noticible difference, they were playing Techno music. No, let me take that back, they were BLASTING techno music! Music so loud, you couldn't talk to yourself.
I was pretty impressed when I walked in, loud music aside. A guy named Daniel Orozco has dumped a lot of money into this place, trying to make it the first whorehouse discotec. In it's defense it does have a nice layout.
I saunter up to the bar, and sit next to a big morena with small tits, fat ass , who screams into my ear that her name is Chocolate, then goes back to sitting there, doing nothing.
I almost got up and left, because the music was fucking rattling my brain(and I like discos!) but then decided to let my eyes get a little better adjusted to the light and check it out a little better.
It was then that it dawned on me that Chocolate and I were the only ones there, with the exception of 5 waiters, and two bartenders.
I order a beer for me, and one for Chocolate. She says she doesn't drink beer, so can she have something else? Sure!
We get our drinks, and try to scream to each other about opening night.
I ask her how many girls are working there. She says over 20. I look around again, and damned if I see one more, let alone over 20.
When I point this out to her, she says with a smile and a nod, "because it is still too early". Too early, at 1:30 in the morning. She says they'll be there later.. Right!
So I get down to business. How much to go out. She says she's very good, and the price for take out is 5000 pesos For 3 HOURS! I tell her she's nuts. She says that's the price.
I ask her if she likes girls too, and she says, "of course", but if she goes with girls it is more expenesive.
So, obviously, the next question is, if I want her to go with me and another girl, how much will it be? A little more, 6500 pesos! (Can you hear the Bling, Bling in her head?).
Then she says, the other girl can only watch, or if I prefer, I can watch the two girls together, but we can't do the threesome.. Nope, no way for that price. If you want a true threesome, that's gonna be 7500 pesos. I wanna marry this girl, she's gonna make me rich! I almost fell off my chair!
Since I had earlier had a beer in each of the three bars owned by the drug laundering woman, I made a hugh error in judgement. I actually thought I would have some sort of success explaining to her how SD is dying because people can go to someplace like Franks in PP and get two hotties for all night for less than halfof that.
I told her how you can go to Sosua and get pretty hot girls, (better looking than her
by a long shot, I thought) for even less.
First, she says, there's no way the girls on the North coast are prettier than the girls in Santo Domingo. That's why it's more expensive in Santo Domingo. And no girl is going to spend the night for 2000 pesos in Santo Domingo. OK.
She takes a drink of her drink, A shot of vodka, and almost finishes it off in one gulp.
Out of nowhere, I reached over to grab it and take a taste. Don't really know why, but as I reach for the glass, she pulls it away. Uh oh. Thats a first.
At that point, I snapped back into reality, and realized the futility of my efforts. Plus, it was almost 2 in the morning, and still no more girls.
I ask for the check, and then comes the slammer. 650 pesos for a beer and a shot of vodka, straight up! Yup, definitely time to get outta Dodge.
I pay the bill, and Chocolate asks me to give her something for her time, I give her 50 pesos, she asks for 200. This girl has class, let me tell ya.
As I'm getting up to leave, she takes another hit off her vodka, sets the glass down, gets up and walks away, leaving a couple of tablespoons in the bottom of the glass. At those prices, I ain't letting it go down the drain, so I reach over and throw down the rest.
Surprise of surprises, if that was vodka, I'm Brad Pitt. I'm not sure what is was, but I would guess it was about 80% water, and 20% vodka. You would think for those prices, they would at least give you the real thing.
So there you have it. Yet another dump that's been set up to separate us from our money. Actually, three dumps in a row. Don't bother wasting your breath in any one of em'



Thank you for the info. MrHappy.

I was also quoted prices of 5000 to 7000 for the whole night. From midnight to 9am!!!

Last week, I went to Elegante. There is a girl who speaks pretty good English. She has hair up to her shoulders. She says she is from Santiago. She is light-skinned and around 5'3" tall.

I told her that my friends in Sosua can get a girl for the whole night for less than 2,000. She then laughs in front of my face and gives me this "Fuck you Chino" look.

She then tells me not to compare the girls in Sosua to the girls in Santo Domingo.

Casa Modelo, Casa Teressa, Casa Azul, all quoted me 5,000 or more.

So I had no choice but to find freelancers at restaurants, internet cafes, shopping malls, and the Jaragua Casino. And because of my not knowing any Spanish, it was tough.

Santo Domingo is starting to get very annoying. So in my next trip, I will head north to Sosua. Wait for me guys!!! :D

Phoenix
12-17-2005, 10:14 AM
A few days ago, I did a write up on some of the more well known clubs in Santo Domingo.
Having written a fairly scathing review of some of these clubs, I decided to go back and take another look, simply because after all, these are places that I have enjoyed immensly over the years, and it is depressing to see what's happend to them.
So, in an effort to be fair, out I went again last night to see if I was too harsh.
You know what? Go back and read my other review. If anything, I was probably too nice in my assessment.
But, here's the kicker.
A new club had it's opening last night. Club Mystik 13 is another futile attempt at injecting some new life into the monger scene in Santo Domingo.
Club Mystik 13 is located next door to the old Cisne Massage parlor and the old Elegant Center on Calle Pasteur, which is just behind the Intercontinental Hotel on the Malecon.
Basically, it has the same setup as the other places, with one noticible difference, they were playing Techno music. No, let me take that back, they were BLASTING techno music! Music so loud, you couldn't talk to yourself.
I was pretty impressed when I walked in, loud music aside. A guy named Daniel Orozco has dumped a lot of money into this place, trying to make it the first whorehouse discotec. In it's defense it does have a nice layout.
I saunter up to the bar, and sit next to a big morena with small tits, fat ass , who screams into my ear that her name is Chocolate, then goes back to sitting there, doing nothing.
I almost got up and left, because the music was fucking rattling my brain(and I like discos!) but then decided to let my eyes get a little better adjusted to the light and check it out a little better.
It was then that it dawned on me that Chocolate and I were the only ones there, with the exception of 5 waiters, and two bartenders.
I order a beer for me, and one for Chocolate. She says she doesn't drink beer, so can she have something else? Sure!
We get our drinks, and try to scream to each other about opening night.
I ask her how many girls are working there. She says over 20. I look around again, and damned if I see one more, let alone over 20.
When I point this out to her, she says with a smile and a nod, "because it is still too early". Too early, at 1:30 in the morning. She says they'll be there later.. Right!
So I get down to business. How much to go out. She says she's very good, and the price for take out is 5000 pesos For 3 HOURS! I tell her she's nuts. She says that's the price.
I ask her if she likes girls too, and she says, "of course", but if she goes with girls it is more expenesive.
So, obviously, the next question is, if I want her to go with me and another girl, how much will it be? A little more, 6500 pesos! (Can you hear the Bling, Bling in her head?).
Then she says, the other girl can only watch, or if I prefer, I can watch the two girls together, but we can't do the threesome.. Nope, no way for that price. If you want a true threesome, that's gonna be 7500 pesos. I wanna marry this girl, she's gonna make me rich! I almost fell off my chair!
Since I had earlier had a beer in each of the three bars owned by the drug laundering woman, I made a hugh error in judgement. I actually thought I would have some sort of success explaining to her how SD is dying because people can go to someplace like Franks in PP and get two hotties for all night for less than halfof that.
I told her how you can go to Sosua and get pretty hot girls, (better looking than her
by a long shot, I thought) for even less.
First, she says, there's no way the girls on the North coast are prettier than the girls in Santo Domingo. That's why it's more expensive in Santo Domingo. And no girl is going to spend the night for 2000 pesos in Santo Domingo. OK.
She takes a drink of her drink, A shot of vodka, and almost finishes it off in one gulp.
Out of nowhere, I reached over to grab it and take a taste. Don't really know why, but as I reach for the glass, she pulls it away. Uh oh. Thats a first.
At that point, I snapped back into reality, and realized the futility of my efforts. Plus, it was almost 2 in the morning, and still no more girls.
I ask for the check, and then comes the slammer. 650 pesos for a beer and a shot of vodka, straight up! Yup, definitely time to get outta Dodge.
I pay the bill, and Chocolate asks me to give her something for her time, I give her 50 pesos, she asks for 200. This girl has class, let me tell ya.
As I'm getting up to leave, she takes another hit off her vodka, sets the glass down, gets up and walks away, leaving a couple of tablespoons in the bottom of the glass. At those prices, I ain't letting it go down the drain, so I reach over and throw down the rest.
Surprise of surprises, if that was vodka, I'm Brad Pitt. I'm not sure what is was, but I would guess it was about 80% water, and 20% vodka. You would think for those prices, they would at least give you the real thing.
So there you have it. Yet another dump that's been set up to separate us from our money. Actually, three dumps in a row. Don't bother wasting your breath in any one of em'



Thank you for the info. MrHappy.

I was also quoted prices of 5000 to 7000 for the whole night. From midnight to 9am!!!

Last week, I went to Elegante. There is a girl who speaks pretty good English. She has hair up to her shoulders. She says she is from Santiago. She is light-skinned and around 5'3" tall.

I told her that my friends in Sosua can get a girl for the whole night for less than 2,000. She then laughs in front of my face and gives me this "Fuck you Chino" look.

She then tells me not to compare the girls in Sosua to the girls in Santo Domingo.

Casa Modelo, Casa Teressa, Casa Azul, all quoted me 5,000 or more.

So I had no choice but to find freelancers at restaurants, internet cafes, shopping malls, and the Jaragua Casino. And because of my not knowing any Spanish, it was tough.

Santo Domingo is starting to get very annoying. So in my next trip, I will head north to Sosua. Wait for me guys!!! :D

NWO you crazy bastard! C'mon down at the end of January!!

Cheeno
12-17-2005, 10:19 AM
I went to Casa Modelo last week as well. I was quoted 5,000 pesos for the whole night. And the girl needs to return before 10am.

I said 3,000 is my best and he said no. I told him that he gave me better deals in the past and he said that he does not remember. WTF?!?!? I was there just a month ago!!! :x

So I went to Casa Azul. Same thing, I was quoted 5,000. And there were only 3 customers (including myself) at 1 in the morning. Most of the girls did not even stand up or look at me. They just sat down and gossip about stuff.

So I went back to the Jaragua Casino and found a freelancer.

Cheeno
12-17-2005, 10:22 AM
A few days ago, I did a write up on some of the more well known clubs in Santo Domingo.
Having written a fairly scathing review of some of these clubs, I decided to go back and take another look, simply because after all, these are places that I have enjoyed immensly over the years, and it is depressing to see what's happend to them.
So, in an effort to be fair, out I went again last night to see if I was too harsh.
You know what? Go back and read my other review. If anything, I was probably too nice in my assessment.
But, here's the kicker.
A new club had it's opening last night. Club Mystik 13 is another futile attempt at injecting some new life into the monger scene in Santo Domingo.
Club Mystik 13 is located next door to the old Cisne Massage parlor and the old Elegant Center on Calle Pasteur, which is just behind the Intercontinental Hotel on the Malecon.
Basically, it has the same setup as the other places, with one noticible difference, they were playing Techno music. No, let me take that back, they were BLASTING techno music! Music so loud, you couldn't talk to yourself.
I was pretty impressed when I walked in, loud music aside. A guy named Daniel Orozco has dumped a lot of money into this place, trying to make it the first whorehouse discotec. In it's defense it does have a nice layout.
I saunter up to the bar, and sit next to a big morena with small tits, fat ass , who screams into my ear that her name is Chocolate, then goes back to sitting there, doing nothing.
I almost got up and left, because the music was fucking rattling my brain(and I like discos!) but then decided to let my eyes get a little better adjusted to the light and check it out a little better.
It was then that it dawned on me that Chocolate and I were the only ones there, with the exception of 5 waiters, and two bartenders.
I order a beer for me, and one for Chocolate. She says she doesn't drink beer, so can she have something else? Sure!
We get our drinks, and try to scream to each other about opening night.
I ask her how many girls are working there. She says over 20. I look around again, and damned if I see one more, let alone over 20.
When I point this out to her, she says with a smile and a nod, "because it is still too early". Too early, at 1:30 in the morning. She says they'll be there later.. Right!
So I get down to business. How much to go out. She says she's very good, and the price for take out is 5000 pesos For 3 HOURS! I tell her she's nuts. She says that's the price.
I ask her if she likes girls too, and she says, "of course", but if she goes with girls it is more expenesive.
So, obviously, the next question is, if I want her to go with me and another girl, how much will it be? A little more, 6500 pesos! (Can you hear the Bling, Bling in her head?).
Then she says, the other girl can only watch, or if I prefer, I can watch the two girls together, but we can't do the threesome.. Nope, no way for that price. If you want a true threesome, that's gonna be 7500 pesos. I wanna marry this girl, she's gonna make me rich! I almost fell off my chair!
Since I had earlier had a beer in each of the three bars owned by the drug laundering woman, I made a hugh error in judgement. I actually thought I would have some sort of success explaining to her how SD is dying because people can go to someplace like Franks in PP and get two hotties for all night for less than halfof that.
I told her how you can go to Sosua and get pretty hot girls, (better looking than her
by a long shot, I thought) for even less.
First, she says, there's no way the girls on the North coast are prettier than the girls in Santo Domingo. That's why it's more expensive in Santo Domingo. And no girl is going to spend the night for 2000 pesos in Santo Domingo. OK.
She takes a drink of her drink, A shot of vodka, and almost finishes it off in one gulp.
Out of nowhere, I reached over to grab it and take a taste. Don't really know why, but as I reach for the glass, she pulls it away. Uh oh. Thats a first.
At that point, I snapped back into reality, and realized the futility of my efforts. Plus, it was almost 2 in the morning, and still no more girls.
I ask for the check, and then comes the slammer. 650 pesos for a beer and a shot of vodka, straight up! Yup, definitely time to get outta Dodge.
I pay the bill, and Chocolate asks me to give her something for her time, I give her 50 pesos, she asks for 200. This girl has class, let me tell ya.
As I'm getting up to leave, she takes another hit off her vodka, sets the glass down, gets up and walks away, leaving a couple of tablespoons in the bottom of the glass. At those prices, I ain't letting it go down the drain, so I reach over and throw down the rest.
Surprise of surprises, if that was vodka, I'm Brad Pitt. I'm not sure what is was, but I would guess it was about 80% water, and 20% vodka. You would think for those prices, they would at least give you the real thing.
So there you have it. Yet another dump that's been set up to separate us from our money. Actually, three dumps in a row. Don't bother wasting your breath in any one of em'



Thank you for the info. MrHappy.

I was also quoted prices of 5000 to 7000 for the whole night. From midnight to 9am!!!

Last week, I went to Elegante. There is a girl who speaks pretty good English. She has hair up to her shoulders. She says she is from Santiago. She is light-skinned and around 5'3" tall.

I told her that my friends in Sosua can get a girl for the whole night for less than 2,000. She then laughs in front of my face and gives me this "Fuck you Chino" look.

She then tells me not to compare the girls in Sosua to the girls in Santo Domingo.

Casa Modelo, Casa Teressa, Casa Azul, all quoted me 5,000 or more.

So I had no choice but to find freelancers at restaurants, internet cafes, shopping malls, and the Jaragua Casino. And because of my not knowing any Spanish, it was tough.

Santo Domingo is starting to get very annoying. So in my next trip, I will head north to Sosua. Wait for me guys!!! :D

NWO you crazy bastard! C'mon down at the end of January!!

I will buddy. And I promise to make you my special fried rice!!! :D

Phoenix
12-17-2005, 10:25 AM
A few days ago, I did a write up on some of the more well known clubs in Santo Domingo.
Having written a fairly scathing review of some of these clubs, I decided to go back and take another look, simply because after all, these are places that I have enjoyed immensly over the years, and it is depressing to see what's happend to them.
So, in an effort to be fair, out I went again last night to see if I was too harsh.
You know what? Go back and read my other review. If anything, I was probably too nice in my assessment.
But, here's the kicker.
A new club had it's opening last night. Club Mystik 13 is another futile attempt at injecting some new life into the monger scene in Santo Domingo.
Club Mystik 13 is located next door to the old Cisne Massage parlor and the old Elegant Center on Calle Pasteur, which is just behind the Intercontinental Hotel on the Malecon.
Basically, it has the same setup as the other places, with one noticible difference, they were playing Techno music. No, let me take that back, they were BLASTING techno music! Music so loud, you couldn't talk to yourself.
I was pretty impressed when I walked in, loud music aside. A guy named Daniel Orozco has dumped a lot of money into this place, trying to make it the first whorehouse discotec. In it's defense it does have a nice layout.
I saunter up to the bar, and sit next to a big morena with small tits, fat ass , who screams into my ear that her name is Chocolate, then goes back to sitting there, doing nothing.
I almost got up and left, because the music was fucking rattling my brain(and I like discos!) but then decided to let my eyes get a little better adjusted to the light and check it out a little better.
It was then that it dawned on me that Chocolate and I were the only ones there, with the exception of 5 waiters, and two bartenders.
I order a beer for me, and one for Chocolate. She says she doesn't drink beer, so can she have something else? Sure!
We get our drinks, and try to scream to each other about opening night.
I ask her how many girls are working there. She says over 20. I look around again, and damned if I see one more, let alone over 20.
When I point this out to her, she says with a smile and a nod, "because it is still too early". Too early, at 1:30 in the morning. She says they'll be there later.. Right!
So I get down to business. How much to go out. She says she's very good, and the price for take out is 5000 pesos For 3 HOURS! I tell her she's nuts. She says that's the price.
I ask her if she likes girls too, and she says, "of course", but if she goes with girls it is more expenesive.
So, obviously, the next question is, if I want her to go with me and another girl, how much will it be? A little more, 6500 pesos! (Can you hear the Bling, Bling in her head?).
Then she says, the other girl can only watch, or if I prefer, I can watch the two girls together, but we can't do the threesome.. Nope, no way for that price. If you want a true threesome, that's gonna be 7500 pesos. I wanna marry this girl, she's gonna make me rich! I almost fell off my chair!
Since I had earlier had a beer in each of the three bars owned by the drug laundering woman, I made a hugh error in judgement. I actually thought I would have some sort of success explaining to her how SD is dying because people can go to someplace like Franks in PP and get two hotties for all night for less than halfof that.
I told her how you can go to Sosua and get pretty hot girls, (better looking than her
by a long shot, I thought) for even less.
First, she says, there's no way the girls on the North coast are prettier than the girls in Santo Domingo. That's why it's more expensive in Santo Domingo. And no girl is going to spend the night for 2000 pesos in Santo Domingo. OK.
She takes a drink of her drink, A shot of vodka, and almost finishes it off in one gulp.
Out of nowhere, I reached over to grab it and take a taste. Don't really know why, but as I reach for the glass, she pulls it away. Uh oh. Thats a first.
At that point, I snapped back into reality, and realized the futility of my efforts. Plus, it was almost 2 in the morning, and still no more girls.
I ask for the check, and then comes the slammer. 650 pesos for a beer and a shot of vodka, straight up! Yup, definitely time to get outta Dodge.
I pay the bill, and Chocolate asks me to give her something for her time, I give her 50 pesos, she asks for 200. This girl has class, let me tell ya.
As I'm getting up to leave, she takes another hit off her vodka, sets the glass down, gets up and walks away, leaving a couple of tablespoons in the bottom of the glass. At those prices, I ain't letting it go down the drain, so I reach over and throw down the rest.
Surprise of surprises, if that was vodka, I'm Brad Pitt. I'm not sure what is was, but I would guess it was about 80% water, and 20% vodka. You would think for those prices, they would at least give you the real thing.
So there you have it. Yet another dump that's been set up to separate us from our money. Actually, three dumps in a row. Don't bother wasting your breath in any one of em'



Thank you for the info. MrHappy.

I was also quoted prices of 5000 to 7000 for the whole night. From midnight to 9am!!!

Last week, I went to Elegante. There is a girl who speaks pretty good English. She has hair up to her shoulders. She says she is from Santiago. She is light-skinned and around 5'3" tall.

I told her that my friends in Sosua can get a girl for the whole night for less than 2,000. She then laughs in front of my face and gives me this "Fuck you Chino" look.

She then tells me not to compare the girls in Sosua to the girls in Santo Domingo.

Casa Modelo, Casa Teressa, Casa Azul, all quoted me 5,000 or more.

So I had no choice but to find freelancers at restaurants, internet cafes, shopping malls, and the Jaragua Casino. And because of my not knowing any Spanish, it was tough.

Santo Domingo is starting to get very annoying. So in my next trip, I will head north to Sosua. Wait for me guys!!! :D

NWO you crazy bastard! C'mon down at the end of January!!

I will buddy. And I promise to make you my special fried rice!!! :D

I'm gonna hold ya to that! No excuses :D

Cheeno
12-17-2005, 10:27 AM
[quote=MrHappy]A few days ago, I did a write up on some of the more well known clubs in Santo Domingo.
Having written a fairly scathing review of some of these clubs, I decided to go back and take another look, simply because after all, these are places that I have enjoyed immensly over the years, and it is depressing to see what's happend to them.
So, in an effort to be fair, out I went again last night to see if I was too harsh.
You know what? Go back and read my other review. If anything, I was probably too nice in my assessment.
But, here's the kicker.
A new club had it's opening last night. Club Mystik 13 is another futile attempt at injecting some new life into the monger scene in Santo Domingo.
Club Mystik 13 is located next door to the old Cisne Massage parlor and the old Elegant Center on Calle Pasteur, which is just behind the Intercontinental Hotel on the Malecon.
Basically, it has the same setup as the other places, with one noticible difference, they were playing Techno music. No, let me take that back, they were BLASTING techno music! Music so loud, you couldn't talk to yourself.
I was pretty impressed when I walked in, loud music aside. A guy named Daniel Orozco has dumped a lot of money into this place, trying to make it the first whorehouse discotec. In it's defense it does have a nice layout.
I saunter up to the bar, and sit next to a big morena with small tits, fat ass , who screams into my ear that her name is Chocolate, then goes back to sitting there, doing nothing.
I almost got up and left, because the music was fucking rattling my brain(and I like discos!) but then decided to let my eyes get a little better adjusted to the light and check it out a little better.
It was then that it dawned on me that Chocolate and I were the only ones there, with the exception of 5 waiters, and two bartenders.
I order a beer for me, and one for Chocolate. She says she doesn't drink beer, so can she have something else? Sure!
We get our drinks, and try to scream to each other about opening night.
I ask her how many girls are working there. She says over 20. I look around again, and damned if I see one more, let alone over 20.
When I point this out to her, she says with a smile and a nod, "because it is still too early". Too early, at 1:30 in the morning. She says they'll be there later.. Right!
So I get down to business. How much to go out. She says she's very good, and the price for take out is 5000 pesos For 3 HOURS! I tell her she's nuts. She says that's the price.
I ask her if she likes girls too, and she says, "of course", but if she goes with girls it is more expenesive.
So, obviously, the next question is, if I want her to go with me and another girl, how much will it be? A little more, 6500 pesos! (Can you hear the Bling, Bling in her head?).
Then she says, the other girl can only watch, or if I prefer, I can watch the two girls together, but we can't do the threesome.. Nope, no way for that price. If you want a true threesome, that's gonna be 7500 pesos. I wanna marry this girl, she's gonna make me rich! I almost fell off my chair!
Since I had earlier had a beer in each of the three bars owned by the drug laundering woman, I made a hugh error in judgement. I actually thought I would have some sort of success explaining to her how SD is dying because people can go to someplace like Franks in PP and get two hotties for all night for less than halfof that.
I told her how you can go to Sosua and get pretty hot girls, (better looking than her
by a long shot, I thought) for even less.
First, she says, there's no way the girls on the North coast are prettier than the girls in Santo Domingo. That's why it's more expensive in Santo Domingo. And no girl is going to spend the night for 2000 pesos in Santo Domingo. OK.
She takes a drink of her drink, A shot of vodka, and almost finishes it off in one gulp.
Out of nowhere, I reached over to grab it and take a taste. Don't really know why, but as I reach for the glass, she pulls it away. Uh oh. Thats a first.
At that point, I snapped back into reality, and realized the futility of my efforts. Plus, it was almost 2 in the morning, and still no more girls.
I ask for the check, and then comes the slammer. 650 pesos for a beer and a shot of vodka, straight up! Yup, definitely time to get outta Dodge.
I pay the bill, and Chocolate asks me to give her something for her time, I give her 50 pesos, she asks for 200. This girl has class, let me tell ya.
As I'm getting up to leave, she takes another hit off her vodka, sets the glass down, gets up and walks away, leaving a couple of tablespoons in the bottom of the glass. At those prices, I ain't letting it go down the drain, so I reach over and throw down the rest.
Surprise of surprises, if that was vodka, I'm Brad Pitt. I'm not sure what is was, but I would guess it was about 80% water, and 20% vodka. You would think for those prices, they would at least give you the real thing.
So there you have it. Yet another dump that's been set up to separate us from our money. Actually, three dumps in a row. Don't bother wasting your breath in any one of em'



Thank you for the info. MrHappy.

I was also quoted prices of 5000 to 7000 for the whole night. From midnight to 9am!!!

Last week, I went to Elegante. There is a girl who speaks pretty good English. She has hair up to her shoulders. She says she is from Santiago. She is light-skinned and around 5'3" tall.

I told her that my friends in Sosua can get a girl for the whole night for less than 2,000. She then laughs in front of my face and gives me this "Fuck you Chino" look.

She then tells me not to compare the girls in Sosua to the girls in Santo Domingo.

Casa Modelo, Casa Teressa, Casa Azul, all quoted me 5,000 or more.

So I had no choice but to find freelancers at restaurants, internet cafes, shopping malls, and the Jaragua Casino. And because of my not knowing any Spanish, it was tough.

Santo Domingo is starting to get very annoying. So in my next trip, I will head north to Sosua. Wait for me guys!!! :D

NWO you crazy bastard! C'mon down at the end of January!!

I will buddy. And I promise to make you my special fried rice!!! :D

I'm gonna hold ya to that! No excuses :D[/quote

I never break promises with my Canadian friends! :D

I will look at the dates and let you know. :grin:

TG37
12-17-2005, 10:57 AM
Mr Happy thanks for the report .. Its a no wonder why so many places fail in the D.R .. Here one minute gone the next..

Apos
12-17-2005, 11:16 AM
hey Torontoguy37...when are you coming back to theDR?

Mr. Happy....thanks for the intel

looks like SD is great if you have the time and skills to hunt but the clubs are not really happening.

where would you begin looking in SD to find chicas at a reasonable price or better yet semipro, nonputa chicas?

Cheeno
12-17-2005, 10:16 PM
hey Torontoguy37...when are you coming back to theDR?

Mr. Happy....thanks for the intel

looks like SD is great if you have the time and skills to hunt but the clubs are not really happening.

where would you begin looking in SD to find chicas at a reasonable price or better yet semipro, nonputa chicas?

There are a lot of hot girls at the clubs such as G Spot and other clubs, restaurants, internet cafes, and especially the Acropolis Mall. The Acropolis Mall has hot girls!!! 8O

If you speak Spanish, it is only a matter of time. For me, it took forever. :x

I am sick of the quotes of 5,000 or above for an all-nighter. Santo Domingo is an over-priced area.

TG37
12-18-2005, 09:56 AM
hey Torontoguy37...when are you coming back to theDR?



Booked and confirmed feb12 -feb19
planning may20 for 2 weeks 40th birhtday celebration have to enjoy myself for this!! :evil:

prtyr2
02-14-2006, 12:13 PM
I don't get it. . . . I met a chick at cisne. She has a killer body. She took me to one of the couches and stuck my hand down her skirt. The girl is quite possibly the horniest chica I have ever met. . . . .and I have met many.

I didn't take her out that night, but she quoted me 2500 pesos for all night.

Went back a few days later and sure enough paid 2500 and she stayed all night. She was a screamer!

I went back last week and she was tied up. Another decent looking chica came over and flirted. She put my cell number in her phone and wanted to go away for a weekend. . . . .no charge. . . .

I went to Dream House and there was a very cute girl that a buddy had for 1800 pesos on premises. . . . .

I rarely if ever monger. . . . .but 5,000 pesos is not reality. . . . ..

MrHappy
02-16-2006, 12:04 PM
Prtyr2
You couldn't have gone back to Cisne last week, it's been closed for months, along with Elegant Center, Mona Lisa, and the other massage places. Hell, even the Geisha House is closed, and that was owned by a Military.
Anastasia has now closed, which is not surprising.
You can still get a decent massage at Executive, and Dabob's girls do take out for 2000 pesos for TLN..

Bug Boy
02-16-2006, 12:13 PM
I have no idea why there is so much conflicting information about the Houses in Sto Dgo.

MrHappy
02-16-2006, 12:16 PM
Brother, neither do I.
Maybe PRTYR2 has got his names mixed up?

Bug Boy
02-16-2006, 12:40 PM
Well I will be down in about three weeks so I will have to do some canvassing myself ;)

Pana
02-16-2006, 02:05 PM
My Dominican friend says putas in Santo Domingo even ask for high pirces of them, he just picks of free lancers who are looking to make a quick pesos.

WSJ3
02-16-2006, 02:39 PM
My Dominican friend says putas in Santo Domingo even ask for high pirces of them, he just picks of free lancers who are looking to make a quick pesos.


Off the beaten path chicas always are better in la cama then the hard core street whores...

Pana
02-17-2006, 11:21 AM
Off the beaten path chicas always are better in la cama then the hard core street whores...
Yes they are indeed!!!!

Cheeno
02-17-2006, 11:34 PM
I don't get it. . . . I met a chick at cisne. She has a killer body. She took me to one of the couches and stuck my hand down her skirt. The girl is quite possibly the horniest chica I have ever met. . . . .and I have met many.

I didn't take her out that night, but she quoted me 2500 pesos for all night.

Went back a few days later and sure enough paid 2500 and she stayed all night. She was a screamer!

I went back last week and she was tied up. Another decent looking chica came over and flirted. She put my cell number in her phone and wanted to go away for a weekend. . . . .no charge. . . .

I went to Dream House and there was a very cute girl that a buddy had for 1800 pesos on premises. . . . .

I rarely if ever monger. . . . .but 5,000 pesos is not reality. . . . ..

Hey buddy :)

How have you been?

I have never heard of "Dream House" before. Is it located on the same street as Cisne and Elegante?

Cheeno
02-17-2006, 11:38 PM
I have no idea why there is so much conflicting information about the Houses in Sto Dgo.


Hi there :)

My information is based on my last trip which was December of 2005.

For an all-nighter, I got quotes of 5,000 pesos (from midnight until 10am) from Casa Modelo, Casa Azul, and Casa Teressa.

Maybe someone who visited Santo Domingo recently has any new info to share with us?

David Smash
02-18-2006, 08:29 AM
Hi there :)

My information is based on my last trip which was December of 2005.

For an all-nighter, I got quotes of 5,000 pesos (from midnight until 10am) from Casa Modelo, Casa Azul, and Casa Teressa.

Maybe someone who visited Santo Domingo recently has any new info to share with us?

Yeah b/c Santo Domingo really doesn't sound to appelling especially when most people can fly into Santiago and get way more action for a WHOLE LOT LESS!!!!!!

Cheeno
02-18-2006, 11:43 AM
Yeah b/c Santo Domingo really doesn't sound to appelling especially when most people can fly into Santiago and get way more action for a WHOLE LOT LESS!!!!!!


You are correct!!! :) But only if one can speak Spanish.

For guys like me who do not speak Spanish, then Santiago can be a little inconvenient.

For guys who speak Spanish, then do try Santiago. :)

Based on my experience in mongering in the DR, knowing Spanish is most important.

Too bad the girls do not speak Chinese or Korean. LOL

Dark Knight
02-25-2006, 05:33 AM
im going to santo domingo for three str8 months startin in march but u guy sr scarin me...my fam is in santo domingo, but does this mean i have to go to santiago for inexpensive fun, cuz im not down on spendin a lot of money

Cheeno
02-26-2006, 12:43 AM
im going to santo domingo for three str8 months startin in march but u guy sr scarin me...my fam is in santo domingo, but does this mean i have to go to santiago for inexpensive fun, cuz im not down on spendin a lot of money

Bro, since you speak Spanish and you are a Dominican (a local), you can hit on the non-pros easily.

The bars, restaurants, the internet cafe, the Jaragua Casino, etc.

Hit on the bartenders at the Jaragua casino.

You'll be fine. :)

bryan_sr
03-29-2006, 10:24 PM
Man, I got a lot of places to visit. I've only been to lapsus, remington and one other hole next to lapsus and a great place around the corner from lapsus (where I broguht out two girls).

prtyr2
04-01-2006, 11:16 PM
Brother, neither do I.
Maybe PRTYR2 has got his names mixed up?

Nope no names messed up. . .both cisne and elegante were open back in february and the TLN price I was quoted at cisne was indeed 2500. Cisne has since closed down again and reopened under new management under a different name. . .garden house. . ..I took chino there last week and he too was quoted 2500 pesos. I introduced him to the owner so he wouldn't get ripped off if he went back later.

Geisha was run by a woman that used to work at cisne. She passed away reportedly from HIV. Last I heard one of her relatives was running the place.

Mystic has closed as they had no clue what they were doing etc.

Dobob was closed last week as well.

Give Shylo bar a try. Not a large selection but usually at least 1 or 2 cute ones and it is a quiet place etc.

La Parada was also closed down. . . . .

Don Tomas
04-02-2006, 06:17 AM
Even thought prtyr2 and I have had our "disagreements" about where is what and what is what. For example the Hippo road in Santiago to Camp David which he missread, I meant the perpendicular road to the upward climb to CD, he thought I meant THE upward road to CD, which was indeed paved by CD and a few other things like hot spots in Santiago.

BUT He clearly has the pulse of the nation, probably as much as I know the pulse of Santiago, afterall Santiago is my town! :wink:

I don't know how old he is but I know he has game and speaks perfect Spanish and probably a couple dialects including Dominican Spanish. Age isn't so much an issue when you can talk to the girls and are known around town. You would be surprised how much the initial price will drop just by saying "Ta-Toe?" (not the correct spelling but phonetically it's correct) instead of a very common greeting. Throw in a "Que Vaina!" when they start high and it will drop again...

Personally I even use a Cibao accent with my mediocure Spanish when applicable, even when outside of Santiago.

It's all about establishing yourself as a regular to the DR from the begining.

psriches
04-02-2006, 02:48 PM
You would be surprised how much the initial price will drop just by saying "Ta-Toe?" (not the correct spelling but phonetically it's correct) instead of a very common greeting. Throw in a "Que Vaina!" when they start high and it will drop again...Which means what?

prtyr2
04-02-2006, 07:47 PM
I've been around the block more than a few times in the DR. My spanish is pretty decent but FAR from perfect. I am not huge on the dialects but will try and lose my "dominican accent" when in guadalajara mexico in a few weeks.

I am 43, so older than most here, but not in herbf territory;-)

In addition to que vaina, if the price is high I laugh and say "estas sonando". Or you are dreaming. . . .

As for camp david. . . lol. . .I cut through the bomba and there is only one short stretch that is unpaved. Last trip there the dumb ass taxi driver insisted he knew how to get there. We spent a LONG time on some crappy dirt road with him all the time asking directions. We had 2 rather large women in the backseat with 2 teenage girls, and myself and the novia up front with the driver. She wasn't my novia at the time, but it was less than comfortable.

My first trip to camp david was actually with my ex wife and chris from trippers. The head waiter back then, Nelso, was known for his ability to have a taxi full of available chicas delivered wihin an hour for mongers to make selections. 6 chicas would show up in a taxi and the monger would pick one. talk about room service. Sadly Nelson became very ill, had a few strokes I believe, but his place in DR mongering history is cemented in place.

Speaking spanish helps me even when not in the DR. I was originally scheduled to do a meeting in toronto but swapped trips with a co worker as I speak spanish and the client in Miami has latino customers. So. . . .my buddy gets to go to canada, which is all good, but I get a 9 days in miami instead. Plus I am flying the novia up, so I get 9 days in miami with a dominicana. . . . . .I really like toronto. . . .but not that much;-)

I just came back from a small town in east texas. While waiting for a puddle jumper to take me to houston, there was a mexican family sitting across from me. The daughter who looked to be early 20s, and cute. A bit too "square" for my tastes but cute face and nice perky tits. . . . . .started talking to her brother in spanish.

"El americano es muy alto y hermoso". . . . . ."y tiene ojos precioso". lol
Her brother laughed as he snuck a peak at me. . . .. they both fell over laughing when I said "El americano entiende espanol". . . . .poor kid was really embarassed, but if I was staying in town that night would have certainly had a date/guide for the evening!


Even thought prtyr2 and I have had our "disagreements" about where is what and what is what. For example the Hippo road in Santiago to Camp David which he missread, I meant the perpendicular road to the upward climb to CD, he thought I meant THE upward road to CD, which was indeed paved by CD and a few other things like hot spots in Santiago.

BUT He clearly has the pulse of the nation, probably as much as I know the pulse of Santiago, afterall Santiago is my town! :wink:

I don't know how old he is but I know he has game and speaks perfect Spanish and probably a couple dialects including Dominican Spanish. Age isn't so much an issue when you can talk to the girls and are known around town. You would be surprised how much the initial price will drop just by saying "Ta-Toe?" (not the correct spelling but phonetically it's correct) instead of a very common greeting. Throw in a "Que Vaina!" when they start high and it will drop again...

Personally I even use a Cibao accent with my mediocure Spanish when applicable, even when outside of Santiago.

It's all about establishing yourself as a regular to the DR from the begining.

Don Tomas
04-03-2006, 02:35 AM
Which means what?

"Ta-to?" is Dominican slang for "All good?"/"How are you?". Litterally it means All Good, but used in place of "Como tu estas?".

My last trip in I greeted the "passport stamp" girl behind the counter with it and she paused for about 20 seconds looking at me before she responded. :lol:


"El americano es muy alto y hermoso". . . . . ."y tiene ojos precioso". lol
Her brother laughed as he snuck a peak at me. . . .. they both fell over laughing when I said "El americano entiende espanol". . . . .poor kid was really embarassed, but if I was staying in town that night would have certainly had a date/guide for the evening!

I love doing that myself! Or even when not it's directed at me like when hearing jokes being told and I start laughing.

psriches
04-03-2006, 08:33 PM
"Ta-to?" is Dominican slang for "All good?"/"How are you?". Litterally it means All Good, but used in place of "Como tu estas?" Thanks, now what about the "que vaina"....

prtyr2
04-03-2006, 11:14 PM
Sort of the DR equivalent to "todo bom" in brazil.


"Ta-to?" is Dominican slang for "All good?"/"How are you?". Litterally it means All Good, but used in place of "Como tu estas?".

My last trip in I greeted the "passport stamp" girl behind the counter with it and she paused for about 20 seconds looking at me before she responded. :lol:



I love doing that myself! Or even when not it's directed at me like when hearing jokes being told and I start laughing.

Don Tomas
04-03-2006, 11:31 PM
Thanks, now what about the "que vaina"....

Holy Shit/WTF!

Cheeno
04-07-2006, 02:05 AM
Nope no names messed up. . .both cisne and elegante were open back in february and the TLN price I was quoted at cisne was indeed 2500. Cisne has since closed down again and reopened under new management under a different name. . .garden house. . ..I took chino there last week and he too was quoted 2500 pesos. I introduced him to the owner so he wouldn't get ripped off if he went back later.

Geisha was run by a woman that used to work at cisne. She passed away reportedly from HIV. Last I heard one of her relatives was running the place.

Mystic has closed as they had no clue what they were doing etc.

Dobob was closed last week as well.

Give Shylo bar a try. Not a large selection but usually at least 1 or 2 cute ones and it is a quiet place etc.

La Parada was also closed down. . . . .

It was nice seeing you again. Thank you very much for treating me to lunch. I greatly appreciate it. :)