The Eagle has landed...

[MegaSquirt]

The eagle has landed, I am at Sosua (Palace) and just came back from my daily massage at the La Passion Spa. I love their bar! You're under the big top and you get this nice tropical breeze over you. What is going on? Every time I go somewhere outside of NYC there is a storm brewing. Margarita gave me a great massage and more. She later came over and it was incredible. The minute I landed in Sosua there are chicas everywhere even in broad daylight. Yesterday, after I arrived at Sosua I paid a visit to the new NY Shark Bar and the walls are freshly painted. They not really sure when it will open but I would like to point out that it should be ready for business sometime during the next two weeks or less. Everything is near by and it's not easy to get lost in here. I will post plenty of pictures later on, time for me to get another massage. :D :D
PS--I got up at 10am because I had too much to drink but I'm not complaining and Jayman..... Fuck yooou !!! :evil: :evil:

[Phoenix]

Fuck You!! Have a great time man

[JDR]

So far, first trip first report, going well.

[psriches]

Looking forward to the details!!

[the_Jayman]

I am at Sosua (Palace)

FUCK YOU ! ! YOU SUCK ! !

(i'm gettin the itch again . . . I NEED a plane ticket ! !)

[eman]

U are a lucky man.

[Phoenix]

FUCK YOU ! ! YOU SUCK ! !

(i'm gettin the itch again . . . I NEED a plane ticket ! !)

Fuck You Jayman! Buy one, we are going end of April!

[MegaSquirt]

So far, first trip first report, going well.

Ohh, by the way Jimmy...Margarita said Fuck you! It seems all the girls here remember you well. More to come.

[JDR]

Ohh, by the way Jimmy...Margarita said Fuck you! It seems all the girls here remember you well. More to come.
Who might she be?

[Phoenix]

Who might she be?

One of the Passions girls I believe

[JDR]

One of the Passions girls I believe
Chicas I don't know hate me, cool. The I hate JDR shirts are rolling soon.

[Phoenix]

Chicas I don't know hate me, cool. The I hate JDR shirts are rolling soon.

I think your reputation precedes you in some cases lol

[JDR]

I think your reputation precedes you in some cases lol
Now to get 10,000 chicas to buy 5 shirts each.

[Phoenix]

Now to get 10,000 chicas to buy 5 shirts each.

A "Jimmy muy malo" army

[Apos]

Chicas I don't know hate me, cool. The I hate JDR shirts are rolling soon.

great idea!

[ErikS]

Mega,

Keep the reports coming.......we are in the middle of a blizzard here in NY and need the warm thoughts!

[LM]

I had Margarita give me a massage a few times last week......

[Beads]

yes i just finished digging myself out. man we got some snow!

[MegaSquirt]

Ok, here´s the latest...I´m at the Sosua Beach for a good part of the day and am walking back to the Palace to change clothes. I then will meet up my novia. Tomorrow, we will goto Puerto Plata with another girl to see the Teleferico to the top of mountain. I´m not afraid of this but i do hate those motorbikes, too many bumps. This computer stinks and my drinking doesn´t help. I´m too busy having the time of my life. I see three beautiful chicas at the internet cafe, I might have to get busy now. LATER

DT...Thank you for the advice for PP

[Phoenix]

Ok, here´s the latest...I´m at the Sosua Beach for a good part of the day and am walking back to the Palace to change clothes. I then will meet up my novia. Tomorrow, we will goto Puerto Plata with another girl to see the Teleferico to the top of mountain. I´m not afraid of this but i do hate those motorbikes, too many bumps. This computer stinks and my drinking doesn´t help. I´m too busy having the time of my life. I see three beautiful chicas at the internet cafe, I might have to get busy now. LATER

DT...Thank you for the advice for PP

Get off the computer and chase those chicas!

[Jimmydr]

Get off the computer and chase those chicas!

Its his first trip and now he knows its all true and needs to rest.

[Phoenix]

Its his first trip and now he knows its all true and needs to rest.

He just got there, he should have plenty of gas for a few days lol

[Jimmydr]

He just got there, he should have plenty of gas for a few days lol
My first day back in 1997 I was wipped out after my first 48 hours.

[MegaSquirt]

Hey...you have no idea. These chicas wont leave you alone for a minute. IVE BEEN MOLESTED BY THEM! i FEEL VIOLATED! :) :)

[Jimmydr]

Hey...you have no idea. These chicas wont leave you alone for a minute. IVE BEEN MOLESTED BY THEM! i FEEL VIOLATED! :) :)
But we all know, and we all do understand.

[Phoenix]

Hey...you have no idea. These chicas wont leave you alone for a minute. IVE BEEN MOLESTED BY THEM! i FEEL VIOLATED! :) :)

Hey no excuses lol! If you are under 40 keep going till you pass out! Consider it a aerobic workout

[RickRock]

My first day back in 1997 I was wipped out after my first 48 hours.

I was reminiscing about my first trip, and I remembered a nuhomet classic..


Yes you will have problems. Your first full day you will try to fuck 6 Palace chicas and be shooting blanks. You will drink way too may Presidentes and pay way too much money for your first TLN. your second day you will tone it down to 4 chicas a day and drink even more Presidentes because you will hook up with the other mongers who will then take you to Crystals and you will spend too much money bringing home a chica that looks like a model and be the most beautiful chica you have ever fucked. on your third day you will figure out that ATMS give you pussy money and completely forget about your "budget." You will meet JimmyDR who will tell you about a 500 peso chica, you will then end up in a shantytown banging some chica while her family waits outside. You will feel the need to take a chica out to dinner(never happens on your second trip). on your fourth day you will swear to only screw three woman but end up with an afternoon happy hour and end up at four or five. you will then buy some cigars from a street vendor for your friends at home. You will run out of Condoms and be searching for a pharmacia with viagra. Jesus will charge you too much money to go to the airport. finally you biggest problem is you will spend the next two weeks at your desk wondering why you came back. Your productivity at work will decline because you will be posting on ISOC all day on company time. (or like Apostropheman and stay up to 2am posting knowing you have to work the next day.)

P.S. inorder to be a member of ISOC you have to get a sloppy cum in mouth BBBJ from Soronji

Thank God I don't do THAT anymore. 2 more days...

[Apos]

classic post alright!:D:notworthy::clap::clap2:

[Phoenix]

That was damn near my first trip lol except sometimes I still drink to much

[MegaSquirt]

There is a guy on a motorbike selling these blue poppers. At the momemt I dont need it because I just keep on going, going, going...just like the energizer bunny. More details tomorrow night. :) :)

[Jimmydr]

There is a guy on a motorbike selling these blue poppers. At the momemt I dont need it because I just keep on going, going, going...just like the energizer bunny. More details tomorrow night. :) :)
a guy on a bike selling them. Buy yourself a coffin for the flight back dude.

[RickRock]

There is a guy on a motorbike selling these blue poppers. At the momemt I dont need it because I just keep on going, going, going...just like the energizer bunny. More details tomorrow night. :) :)

Go get 'em Squirt!

[gdogg]

No...stay on those computers and keep feeding us updates. At least for a while!

[MegaSquirt]

Sunday night after getting off the computer and heading back to the Palace. A chica asked me for the time. She then frisked me with my balls but immediately I remembered what you guys were chatting about a month ago about these chicas rifling through your pockets. I never felt her left hand goes through my pocket but I knew something was wrong because her one hand was held shut like a fist and I grab her hand and took whatever she took and told her "No No !!!"and walked away. What she took was my 13 business cards with the email/passwords. She was quick but I was quicker than her! I no longer wear watch when outdoor, don't really need it. :) :)

Jimmy...you are so pathetic! Why are you in NY under 27" of snow when you and I can be sipping a Mamaguvao on the lounge at Sosua Beach with the nice tropical breeze over you.

More details coming soon.

[WSJ3]

Hey...you have no idea. These chicas wont leave you alone for a minute. IVE BEEN MOLESTED BY THEM! i FEEL VIOLATED! :) :)

Yeah I hate when beautiful women come up to me and violate my personal space...

You should ask them to TOSS YOUR SALAD as a show of good faith...

[the_Jayman]

IVE BEEN MOLESTED BY THEM! i FEEL VIOLATED! :) :)

The worst part is when the chicas stick their tongue up your ass . . . I hate it when they do that :clap: :D :clap:

[JDR]

Sunday night after getting off the computer and heading back to the Palace. A chica asked me for the time. She then frisked me with my balls but immediately I remembered what you guys were chatting about a month ago about these chicas rifling through your pockets. I never felt her left hand goes through my pocket but I knew something was wrong because her one hand was held shut like a fist and I grab her hand and took whatever she took and told her "No No !!!"and walked away. What she took was my 13 business cards with the email/passwords. She was quick but I was quicker than her! I no longer wear watch when outdoor, don't really need it. :) :)

Jimmy...you are so pathetic! Why are you in NY under 27" of snow when you and I can be sipping a Mamaguvao on the lounge at Sosua Beach with the nice tropical breeze over you.

More details coming soon.I spent 100 days there last year and this year most likely 55.

[Phoenix]

Sunday night after getting off the computer and heading back to the Palace. A chica asked me for the time. She then frisked me with my balls but immediately I remembered what you guys were chatting about a month ago about these chicas rifling through your pockets. I never felt her left hand goes through my pocket but I knew something was wrong because her one hand was held shut like a fist and I grab her hand and took whatever she took and told her "No No !!!"and walked away. What she took was my 13 business cards with the email/passwords. She was quick but I was quicker than her! I no longer wear watch when outdoor, don't really need it. :) :)

Jimmy...you are so pathetic! Why are you in NY under 27" of snow when you and I can be sipping a Mamaguvao on the lounge at Sosua Beach with the nice tropical breeze over you.

More details coming soon.

Mega you should have purchased a few pairs of my favorite mongering pants from Wal-Mart for your trip :D

[MegaSquirt]

Mega you should have purchased a few pairs of my favorite mongering pants from Wal-Mart for your trip :D

I was looking for those before I left NY but didn't find any. I have a couple of shorts but I was eaten alive by those mosquitos in here. By now, I'm used to it. Four days and twelve trips to heaven, not bad for a Newbie, right ?

[Phoenix]

I was looking for those before I left NY but didn't find any. I have a couple of shorts but I was eaten alive by those mosquitos in here. By now, I'm used to it. Four days and twelve trips to heaven, not bad for a Newbie, right ?

You are talking about Grande Presidentes, not chicas right ? :D . Sounds like you are having a blast, looking forward to a detailed report

[MegaSquirt]

Those ladies at the La Passion got new uniforms yesterday. Damn...they're are hot! I've took plenty of pictures of them. I will start posting some pictures after I get home (Back to NY) tomorrow. Dammit...I don't wanna leave !!! :( :(
Jimmy...this is your fault! :( :(
If you're going to ask me if I'm coming back to DR, hell yeah !!!

[the_Jayman]

we like pictures ! !

[Señor Jimmy of Medellin]

Those ladies at the La Passion got new uniforms yesterday. Damn...they're are hot! I've took plenty of pictures of them. I will start posting some pictures after I get home (Back to NY) tomorrow. Dammit...I don't wanna leave !!! :( :(
Jimmy...this is your fault! :( :(
If you're going to ask me if I'm coming back to DR, hell yeah !!!

Home already?

How many pictures?

[MegaSquirt]

Home already?

How many pictures?
I leave here tomorrow (Thursday morning) via STI AA. It departs at 10am. I will come back maybe in two or three months but will rather fly into POP. I passed by this airport twice today to see friends.
PS--If a chica brings you to see her family, is this good?
I will definitely come back, no doubt about it! I took about a 100 pictures, most of it from La Passion.
I was at the Salsa Bar and a drop dead gorgeous chica wanted to come home with me but I was already exhausted. These are the friendliest people I've met.

I had the pleasure of meeting Agent Smith and his entourage, great bunch.

[Señor Jimmy of Medellin]

I leave here tomorrow (Thursday morning) via STI AA. It departs at 10am. I will come back maybe in two or three months but will rather fly into POP. I passed by this airport twice today to see friends.
PS--If a chica brings you to see her family, is this good?
I will definitely come back, no doubt about it! I took about a 100 pictures, most of it from La Passion.
I was at the Salsa Bar and a drop dead gorgeous chica wanted to come home with me but I was already exhausted. These are the friendliest people I've met.

I had the pleasure of meeting Agent Smith and his entourage, great bunch.

On your first trip you should not be visiting anyones family.

[the_Jayman]

Don't listen to Jimmy ! !

GOOD JOB MAN ! ! (so long as you didn't marry her, she's not pregnant by you, and you don't WU her nuthin ! !)

I WANT DETAILS ! !

NOW GET OF THE GOD DAMN COMPUTER AND GO ENJOY YOUR LAST NIGHT IN PARADISE ! !

[MegaSquirt]

Don't listen to Jimmy ! !

GOOD JOB MAN ! ! (so long as you didn't marry her, she's not pregnant by you, and you don't WU her nuthin ! !)

I WANT DETAILS ! !

NOW GET OF THE GOD DAMN COMPUTER AND GO ENJOY YOUR LAST NIGHT IN PARADISE ! !

Hey Jayman...the only reason I'm at this computer right now is because I need to store my energy for tonight and again tomorrow before leaving. By this time tomorrow, you will be drinking your brain out when you see some pictures. Ever try a Mamguvao?

[gdogg]

Great job, Mega! Keep visiting (and more importantly, keep getting fed) by the families!!

[the_Jayman]

Ever try a Mamguvao?

WTF is Mamguvao ? ?

if it's alcohol I'm game ! ! :ilike:

[WSJ3]

WTF is Mamguvao ? ?

if it's alcohol I'm game ! ! :ilike:

I believe it is alcohol...and as our resident drunk you should know this...

I dont even drink

[Phoenix]

WTF is Mamguvao ? ?

if it's alcohol I'm game ! ! :ilike:

Maybe he is refering to mama whatever drink Herman gave us with rum and spices, help me out Apos

[psriches]

Yes! It's primarily rum, spices, etc. A local drink made different ways.

[Apos]

Maybe he is refering to mama whatever drink Herman gave us with rum and spices, help me out Apos
mamajuana? good shit!

http://www.visiting-the-dominican-republic.com/dominican-mamajuana-recipe.html
http://dominicancooking.com/archives/articles/15.htm

[ilikenyacional]

Here is Mamajuana :

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/ilikenacional/m2.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/ilikenacional/m3.jpg

Look at the sticker: This product increases man's vitality.
Your mileage may vary...

[Phoenix]

Canadians to the resuce! Thanx

[MegaSquirt]

Here is Mamajuana :

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/ilikenacional/m2.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/ilikenacional/m3.jpg

Look at the sticker: This product increases man's vitality.
Your mileage may vary...
Damn...no wonder they keep giving me that stuff. They told me what it can do but I thought they were joking.

There are few other drinks that originate from Sosua.

[jd_mine]

PS--If a chica brings you to see her family, is this good?

No, they all do that. They want you to see how poor they are and to meet their kids. That way you will be more inclined to give them $$$. Plus it will make you feel special, cos they know you will think it is extraordinary they wnat you to meet their family

[gdogg]

Mamajuana is powerful stuff. I have to blame BigTrick and D the Lurker for introducing me to it (El D is finally not to blame for something!).

[MegaSquirt]

Apparently, this stuff has no effect on me. I do like the "Sosua Libre" or also known as "Runpon". I love this stuff, it is made with three different bottles. It has like a peach color on the glass. Does anyone like this stuff?
:) :)

[gdogg]

Santo Libres for me (...thanks, C-Mike!).