Google Stats for ISOC (somewhat funny)

[Don Tomas]

Very interesting stats from Google for our web page. I have highlighted items I found interesting.

Top search queries
The top Google search queries in which your site appeared.
%: % of top queries

# (http://javascript<b></b>:queryStatsSort('queriesWEEKS_1.sortBy', '0')) % (http://javascript<b></b>:queryStatsSort('queriesWEEKS_1.sortBy', '1')) Query (http://javascript<b></b>:queryStatsSort('queriesWEEKS_1.sortBy', '2')) Position (http://javascript<b></b>:queryStatsSort('queriesWEEKS_1.sortBy', '3'))
1 20% holidaymarkettravel (http://google.com/search?q=holidaymarkettravel&hl=en) 5
(We rank #5 for this search term?)

2 15% in search of chicas (http://google.com/search?q=in%20search%20of%20chicas&hl=en) 2
(duh)

3 14% chicas (http://google.com/search?q=chicas&hl=en) 29
(wish this was higher then 29)

4 8% insearchofchicas (http://google.com/search?q=insearchofchicas&hl=en) 2
(duh)

5 6% sosuanews (http://google.com/search?q=sosuanews&hl=en) 5
(nice! considering there is a site by the same name)

6 6% bbbjcim (http://google.com/search?q=bbbjcim&hl=en) 8
(Jimmy's protégés)

7 5% naked chicas (http://google.com/search?q=naked%20chicas&hl=en) 5
(duh)

8 4% scocia bank (http://google.com/search?q=scocia%20bank&hl=en) 8
(Well we know they can't spell, hopefully some visit)

9 3% lapela (http://google.com/search?q=lapela&hl=en) 7
(Should we open a pharmacy?)

10 2% fuck the help (http://google.com/search?q=fuck%20the%20help&hl=en) 7
(1. Who searches for this? 2. How the hell did we get ranking of 7?!)

11 2% caribetours (http://google.com/search?q=caribetours&hl=en) 8
(Nice!)

12 2% cuba chicas (http://google.com/search?q=cuba%20chicas&hl=en) 3
(Very Nice)

13 2% dominican chicas (http://google.com/search?q=dominican%20chicas&hl=en) 4
(Ranked 1 lower then "cuba chicas"?)

14 2% bbbjs (http://google.com/search?q=bbbjs&hl=en) 9
(Two BJs at once?)

15 2% dr customs (http://google.com/search?q=dr%20customs&hl=en) 9
(Find out how to bribe!)

16 2% mustang ranch puerto plata (http://google.com/search?q=mustang%20ranch%20puerto%20plata&hl=en) 4
(Don't overpay!)

17 2% holidaymarket travel (http://google.com/search?q=holidaymarket%20travel&hl=en) 3
(Again a high ranking for an non related search)

18 2% chicas naked (http://google.com/search?q=chicas%20naked&hl=en) 4
(Nice ranking, even if "chicas" alone is #29)

19 2% places of interest in argentina (http://google.com/search?q=places%20of%20interest%20in%20argentina&hl=en) 7
(ISOC All over the World!)

20 1% daty acronym (http://google.com/search?q=daty%20acronym&hl=en) 9
(I know what this means. :dontomas:)


Top clicked queries
The top search queries from which users clicked through to your site.
%: % of top queries

# (http://javascript<b></b>:queryStatsSort('clicksWEEKS_1.sortBy', '0')) % (http://javascript<b></b>:queryStatsSort('clicksWEEKS_1.sortBy', '1')) Query (http://javascript<b></b>:queryStatsSort('clicksWEEKS_1.sortBy', '2')) Position (http://javascript<b></b>:queryStatsSort('clicksWEEKS_1.sortBy', '3'))
1 34% in search of chicas (http://google.com/search?q=in%20search%20of%20chicas&hl=en) 2
(Well they know our name)

2 10% lapela (http://google.com/search?q=lapela&hl=en) 7
(Online Pharamacy, think about it! Especially with 10% of the click throughs!)

3 7% insearchofchicas (http://google.com/search?q=insearchofchicas&hl=en) 2
(S P A C E B A R!)

4 5% mustang ranch dominican (http://google.com/search?q=mustang%20ranch%20dominican&hl=en) 2
(5% won't overpay!)

5 5% las chicas de four rose en sosua (http://google.com/search?q=las%20chicas%20de%20four%20rose%20en%20sosua&hl=en) 4
(You can find us in Spanish too!)

6 5% las chicas del bar four rose en sosua (http://google.com/search?q=las%20chicas%20del%20bar%20four%20rose%20en%20sosua&hl=en) 4
(2x)

7 5% nicaragua chicas (http://google.com/search?q=nicaragua%20chicas&hl=en) 7
(Always trying somewhere new)

8 3% chicas (http://google.com/search?q=chicas&hl=en) 30
(3% actually got to the third page "#30")

9 2% mustang ranch dominican republic (http://google.com/search?q=mustang%20ranch%20dominican%20republic&hl=en) 2
(Don't overpay)

10 2% nicaragua chicas naked (http://google.com/search?q=nicaragua%20chicas%20naked&hl=en) 2
(The "naked" keyword definitely works!)

11 2% playa dorado chicas (http://google.com/search?q=playa%20dorado%20chicas&hl=en) 2
(Sorry none there, but we will tell you where to find them!)

12 2% "latineuro com" en espanol (http://google.com/search?q=%22latineuro%20com%22%20en%20espanol&hl=en) 3
(Sure check us out instead!)

13 2% mustang ranch in dominican republic (http://google.com/search?q=mustang%20ranch%20in%20dominican%20republic&hl=en) 3
(don't overpay)

14 2% brooklyn beas (http://google.com/search?q=brooklyn%20beas&hl=en) 5
(JimmyDR must be crushed he didn't make the top 20 or BB's MySpace ho's are googling him!:rofl: )

15 2% cali columbia chicas (http://google.com/search?q=cali%20columbia%20chicas&hl=en) 5
(All over the world!)

16 2% los charamicos basketball (http://google.com/search?q=los%20charamicos%20basketball&hl=en) 10
(Hey we will take it! But seriously you don't go to play B-ball!)

17 2% "boca chica sex" (http://google.com/search?q=%22boca%20chica%20sex%22&hl=en) 3
(This guy knows the right sports!)

18 2% chica sex (http://google.com/search?q=chica%20sex&hl=en) 7
(Sex & Naked keywords definitely work!)

19 2% bareback mongers (http://google.com/search?q=bareback%20mongers&hl=en) 10
(The keywords "Painless Suicide" works also)

20 2% blackbeards dominican (http://google.com/search?q=blackbeards%20dominican&hl=en) 20
(Page 2, that's ok)

[weyland]

Jimmy won't get rich on those rankings. I say he should sack the CIO. Get a protestant in, instead!

[3somefan]

That's some crazy stats!! Thanks for sharing.

Good to see you back DT!! :)

[Don Tomas]

Jimmy won't get rich on those rankings. I say he should sack the CIO. Get a protestant in, instead!

As long as there was a word to define chicas in the search term we were very high in rankings. (i.e. naked, sex, cuba, dominican, etc.)

PS. If we got a protestant our keywords would change to scotch, whiskey, cognac, and "golfing in plaid".

[El Drunko]

Good to see DT back in town.....I thought you died...

[Ram]

That Holidaymarkettravel is the website most of us Canadians use to book flights....them and sunseekers.....

Interesting....

[Kevy]

That Holidaymarkettravel is the website most of us Canadians use to book flights....them and sunseekers.....

Interesting....


I used to use them, but they are a pain in the ass and want documents faxed to them before they release the tickets.:icontd:

[Ram]

I used to use them, but they are a pain in the ass and want documents faxed to them before they release the tickets.:icontd:

They are the only cheap flight site that I can find which sells flights from Montreal....wish sunseekers did.

I just sign, scan and send them back via email....5 mins.

[ilikenyacional]

They are the only cheap flight site that I can find which sells flights from Montreal....wish sunseekers did.

I just sign, scan and send them back via email....5 mins.

Ram, try http://www.voyagesarabais.com/index.asp. All is done online, you pick your tickets at the airport, and they have great prices. Good for Toronto and Ottawa also. Used them maybe 12 times, never had a problem.

And don't worry, an english version is available !

[ilikenyacional]

English link :http://www.varvacations.com/index.asp

[BrooklynBeas]

WOW... Im the top googled name! Whos da man! Thanks for the PM DT! FUCK YOU JIMMY! :)

[Don Tomas]

Jimmy will really be hurting now:

I won't list all of top clicked queries but here's two.

#5 6% brooklyn beas Rank:5
#14 2% apostropheman Rank:4

Oh and my favorite this week:
#15 2% acronym for oral sex Rank:5 Nice rank!

[LM]

Jimmy will really be hurting now:

I won't list all of top clicked queries but here's two.

#5 6% brooklyn beas Rank:5
#14 2% apostropheman Rank:4

Oh and my favorite this week:
#15 2% acronym for oral sex Rank:5 Nice rank!


LM... I tried...couldn't find anywhere, which is fine with me.:wink:

[Downtown]

Kevy,

I just got back from Puerto Plata last night and booked my flight with Holiday Market Travel. There was no faxing of documents, confirmations etc and neither was there on previous dealings with them. So I don't understand why they are making you do this shit?!

[LM]

Kevy,

I just got back from Puerto Plata last night and booked my flight with Holiday Market Travel. There was no faxing of documents, confirmations etc and neither was there on previous dealings with them. So I don't understand why they are making you do this shit?!

You lucked out....I had to go through the same shit with them...also Bel-Air travel...I'll stick to SunSeekers...absolutely no hassle

[Kevy]

Kevy,

I just got back from Puerto Plata last night and booked my flight with Holiday Market Travel. There was no faxing of documents, confirmations etc and neither was there on previous dealings with them. So I don't understand why they are making you do this shit?!


I dealt with them about 3 or 4 times and always the same. I asked about scanning and emailing, but they said no. I try to avoid them whenever possible.

[Don Tomas]

Some new funny queries...

#9 fuck the help Rank:7 (Who searches for this?)
#12 hairy dominican women Rank:20 (Again who searches for this?)
#15 in search of good pussy Rank:9 (Better then bad pussy)
#19 buy continental miles Rank:8 (We have all sorts of info)

PS. Brooklyn Beas fell to #7 but Jimmydr is nowhere in sight!

[Ram]

I dealt with them about 3 or 4 times and always the same. I asked about scanning and emailing, but they said no. I try to avoid them whenever possible.

I scanned and emailed all 3 time I used them.