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04-21-2006, 12:10 AM
Lurid Past | Jokes | Stupid Fun | Maxim Magazine UK (http://www.maximmag.co.uk/stupidfun/jokes/3590/lurid_past.html): "After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past
'C'mon, tell me,' she asked for the thousandth time, 'how many women have you slept with?'
'Baby,' he protested, 'if I told you, you'd throw a fit'.
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
'Okay,' he said, 'One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..'"
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'C'mon, tell me,' she asked for the thousandth time, 'how many women have you slept with?'
'Baby,' he protested, 'if I told you, you'd throw a fit'.
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
'Okay,' he said, 'One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..'"
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