The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

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Originally Posted by getrhythm

Direct quote last trip to Sosua "Gringos are just for money." Remember those words...

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"Dominicanas are just for pussy" Remember those words.

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Originally Posted by init4ass

I would like to hear the story behind this one. Where you banging her? She is good looking, but got a laundry list of needs.

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The email was sent from her sister to a friend of mine and traveling buddy.

I first first Shakira on one of my first trips last summer, she works in the orange store. Naturally I hit on her, she gave me the "all you american guys are the same you just want putas". Then tells me she has a boyfriend(who happens to be american.

Never the less we become cool. She's cool peoples, we have fun chillin in EL flow on Fridays, and singing Kareoke at RUMBA. THis is through several trips.
Although she is very flirtatious, she always sticks to her guns about her Boyfriend. and if you mention her name in the same sentence as puta she's ready to kill you.

Now its november, my wingmen and I are chilling at the beach enjoyin some pina colada's and we spot a group of 3 girls. 1 is ok, the other two are BAD!. We tell our waiter dude to go holla at them and bring em back to the table.

To be continued,...I gotta figure out how to upload video

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Originally Posted by Bstokley

The email was sent from her sister to a friend of mine and traveling buddy.

I first first Shakira on one of my first trips last summer, she works in the orange store. Naturally I hit on her, she gave me the "all you american guys are the same you just want putas". Then tells me she has a boyfriend(who happens to be american.

Never the less we become cool. She's cool peoples, we have fun chillin in EL flow on Fridays, and singing Kareoke at RUMBA. THis is through several trips.
Although she is very flirtatious, she always sticks to her guns about her Boyfriend. and if you mention her name in the same sentence as puta she's ready to kill you.

Now its november, my wingmen and I are chilling at the beach enjoyin some pina colada's and we spot a group of 3 girls. 1 is ok, the other two are BAD!. We tell our waiter dude to go holla at them and bring em back to the table.

To be continued,...I gotta figure out how to upload video

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This is looking alot like a trip report.

This legend taught me some important lessons in life growing up. He even taught me a few spanish phrases. IMO - this guy had a better accent than Pacino in Scarface and Carlitos Way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEOxIJsxws

Another view on WU:

The only proponent of WU I have ever heard was from a 63 yo Dominican who drove me home from JFK in September. He had lived in the US for 20 years but still spent most of his life in the DR.

I told him I was in Santo Domingo, no need to mention Sosua to anyone, and that I go down every 3 months or so. He shows me a picture of his dream condo near Boca Chica, talks about his wife, his life in the US and how he almost bought a house in my hometown. After he dropped off the other passengers, of course we talk about women. Yes, he a GF in the DR and how on his last trip he ended up with a 16yo. It was a blast talking with him.

His point was send a little right before you go and it gets them all worked up, after all the money is really nothing to you. This was a 180 from how we view WU but this guy is Dominican and probably not hitting the hardcore putas that we are.

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

This is looking alot like a trip report.

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Aight so should i just make it a full trip report, and post it else where? and how do i post videos?

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Originally Posted by Bstokley

Aight so should i just make it a full trip report, and post it else where? and how do i post videos?

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That is a plan. You can load videos thru file/image upload.

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Originally Posted by Roy

"Dominicanas are just for pussy" Remember those words.

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damn Roy! You beat me to the punch. I am glad I read everything before posting.

So I am laying in bed with one of my chicas and she is chatting with her WU guy. She will wife up with him and I will just move onto another chica if and when we are both here at the same time. I don´t see any advantage to it.

BStokley,

In that pic she is carrying a rather expensive Gucci purse, if it isn't a knock off. Did you buy that for her? LMFAO...just joking bro.

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Originally Posted by mho

Another view on WU:His point was send a little right before you go and it gets them all worked up, after all the money is really nothing to you. This was a 180 from how we view WU but this guy is Dominican and probably not hitting the hardcore putas that we are.

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I don't think that's the same thing as the "WU Novio" scenario, however, I just show up, if they are there, great, if not I find another one. However, there's a LOT of guys that will send a little before heading down. It can assure a few things if she's a regular.... here's some money, go to the salon, line up a sitter, and put some food in the cupboard, and show up at my room with a smile and horney....

For me, I don't see it.... they have short memories, and a HUGE CAPACITY TO FORGIVE..... don't send them shit.

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

So I am laying in bed with one of my chicas and she is chatting with her WU guy. She will wife up with him and I will just move onto another chica if and when we are both here at the same time. I don´t see any advantage to it.

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WU is like the Timesharing of mongering.
They pay a HEFTY deposit (large sum of $ or emotional attachment) + maintenance fees, + $60 a night.

We also pay $60 a night for the same exact room, but minus the fees and minus the ILLUSION that we OWN the room.

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Originally Posted by jd426

WU is like the Timesharing of mongering.
They pay a HEFTY deposit (large sum of $ or emotional attachment) + maintenance fees, + $60 a night. We also pay $60 a night for the same exact room, but minus the fees and minus the ILLUSION that we OWN the room.

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So.....

I'm sitting by my "especiale" the other night at El Flow. She shows up at 8:30 and I get the privilege of her presence. She's telling me how she's not with anyone else, and has no normal job, and depending on me to help her out right now. (I'm there for 3 weeks - been there 2 already).

She says she needs 4700 pesos for rent, her health insurance is due - 3 month premiums - 5700, and she doesn't have food in the house - 3,000 pesos. Total 13,400 pesos she is asking for when she leaves in the morning.

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There's this chick (see Avatar) sitting on the other side of me that's been chatting me up for the last hour. I told her I wait for my "especiale" to arrive every night at 8:30, see if she's sane or crazy that night, and decide whether I want to be with her. We agree, if my "especiale" is MUY LOCA, I will dismiss her and take "Isabel" for a TLN for 1500.

Note to self: I have a complicated needy bitch that wants 13,400 pesos and I've had her pussy 100 times, or I can go with door #2, a really nice dick sucking lips, big tittied, jello assed Santiago girl for 1500.

WU or just a regular, you gotta let 'em go

IM guessing you said
I will take door # 2 !

these bitches really be crazy.
I never realized just how crazy.

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Originally Posted by jd426

IM guessing you said
I will take door # 2 !

these bitches really be crazy.
I never realized just how crazy.

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I had a few days left, I said "yes" to doors #2 - #13... LOL I thought about that 13,000 pesos, and decided, hummm.... 1000 a girl, 13 times.

I guess my "especiale" went to New Garden like she 'threatened' and got her some $100US cash. I'm good with that, my 1000 peso women suit me just fine, and believe me, any you guys had her, she told you her stomach hurt, or had a headache, or has heart problems or whatever just to get out of the sex and jack you off. She brags about that shit.

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Originally Posted by Bstokley

A girl asked me for money to pay for her english school tuition.
I asked for all the info and told her I would pay the school directly.
I was surprised to find out that she was actually registered.
But there's no telling if she was actually going to classes or not, but
this girl is real slick, she had two notebooks filled with notes for me on my next visit and even asked me to help her study......end result.

I was still being played lovely. I found out 7 months and about 30,000pesos later...THANK YOU FACEBOOK.


i"ve dealt with many different women here at home,
I can honestly say that never have I ever allowed a woman to make me feel so foolish until her.
Happens to the best of us...
Gotta live and learn and share. Lets continue to help create a stronger generation of MONGERS.

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I dare one you syropy snitch muthafuckas to share these pics with her.
I will hunt you down. I promise you. CHicas loyalty is only to that all mighty Peso.

Real Mongers keep up the good fight we gotta watch each others backs.

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Kind sir please PM her info, I think I would like to go balls deep in her...

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Originally Posted by Roy

I had a few days left, I said "yes" to doors #2 - #13... LOL I thought about that 13,000 pesos, and decided, hummm.... 1000 a girl, 13 times.

I guess my "especiale" went to New Garden like she 'threatened' and got her some $100US cash. I'm good with that, my 1000 peso women suit me just fine, and believe me, any you guys had her, she told you her stomach hurt, or had a headache, or has heart problems or whatever just to get out of the sex and jack you off. She brags about that shit.

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I had something like that happen at BB's I got a chick up in the room and then proceeds to tell me that it' that time of the month. She told me we could fuck in the shower,I could put it it in her ass. I settled for one of the best blow's I ever had and came in her mouth. But I was still salty cause I felt she led me on. lol

the pic of this chica looks vaguely familiar. from another board maybe ?
But I have definitely seen her before.

I got an email today from a sosua chick today, which I skimmed and deleted after spotting the words enferma, por favor, dinero. I mean man we only fucked once maybe twice on a TLN. But I made the mistake of giving her my phone number. She is on the thick side and once in awhile I like the thicker chicas. But nah I aint a WU type of dude.

http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/y...c/P1014762.jpg

When they ask, I send every spare dime I have.

Seriously, I have been asked for WU twice in the 6 years I have been going to Sosua. Both requests have been via email from regulars of mine. Both time I have stated in my reply to "never ask for money again" and I never heard a word about it after. I return to Sosua, nothing is said, nothing had changed. It is like it never happened.