Stats
Rate: 29-30
Days: 4
Miles Driven: 520! (Damn I love driving in the DR)
NOTE: First I want to say as far as mongering goes this was one fucked up trip!!! If you only go to the DR for fucking chicas skip this trip report.
Thursday, November 25th
Well Reel Deal’s power went out at home so he was very late arriving at the airport, it was probably for the best anyways since there was nasty storm moving through Florida that morning and when were finally ready to leave it was just clearing up. Except for the delay it was an uneventful trip down. Again treated like Kings arriving at POP, even the customs guy just shook our hand and let us pass. Which was very nice since I was carrying a lot of electronics; Microwave, Fax Machine, Stereo…
RD’s novia had come up from Santiago to meet us as a surprise. We got the rental car and headed to Jimmy’s house, of course we didn’t know where it was so we had to stop by the Palace to get BB. He was getting dressed so we waited until he was done. After he was ready we drove over to Jimmy’s where I met Fantasy for the first time and Mav for the first time (sober), I also saw LAJazz again.
We stay for a few minutes and head out dropping off Izzy’s uncle in LaUnion. Coincidently Estephanie lives in LaUnion too and I had a B-Day present for her. So I drop off her present. BB had told me there was a concert at Campito in Puerto Plata Friday night so I ask Estephanie if she would like to go with me she says "Of Course" so we make plans and say goodbye then we headed to Santiago. RD & novia check into the hotel and I call DominicanRay who was in town at the time. We head out: Ray, HartfordBlu, and me to Pasions and Illusions.
Pasions is hopping with the typical local couple crowd, I will figure out why they all go there one day. Maybe their girlfriends like to see girls dance naked. It was a mixture of high class and low class Dominicans, we all have been there before and know the story. Well Camila spots me and sits with me for a while, so does Angie (the freak). I spot a third girl and ask her to sit with me, she is fine and before I can even negotiate she asks for a cognac, I tell her I will get her another “vaso” and she can share my Presidente. She tells me she don’t like Presidente, so I offer her a Miller (MGD). She wants a cognac, I tell her goodbye and laugh.
We head to Ilusions and again the locals are out in droves, of course much higher class (you can tell from the large expensive SUVs and clothes). I meet one girl who wants RD$4,000 at first I laugh and then tell her I do not pay more then RD$2,000 for TLN at Ilusions. She says everyone pays 4K. I told her who I was and who I knew and that I also knew Dominicans pay even less then 2K! She is not interested and tell her that she gets nothing for tonight. She tells me I will also get nothing. Well after the heated discussion I need a cigarette! So I go out back and run into a nice 7 who asks me if I’m alone, I say yes and that I was looking for a chica but just ran into a real pain. She asks what happened and gladly accepts RD$2000 including the salida. She wants to pick the cabana which at first makes me nervous but it turned out just fine. When we returned inside the other chica is sitting at bar so when we walk by I tell I got a chica for 2K and she still gets nothing!
I get my car and we head to Venus. It was a basic cabana room but with a nice bed, bathroom, etc.
Friday, November 26th
I decide to clean up for Estephanie so I go to the salon and get the works; hair cut, color, manicure, pedicure, & massage. I bid RD & his novia goodbye and drive to Sosua to pickup Estephanie from work at Playero.
BB was incorrect about the concert so Estephanie tells she wants to take me to a new place, a disco tipico. So I leave out with Estephanie and her two roommates. All I can say is WOW!!! This place was jammin’ but I don’t recommend it for newbies and won’t even mention it here in my report, sorry but we all have to keep some secrets. It’s at least 10,000 sq.ft. and had 500+ Dominicans in it all having a blast, I was the only gringo, just how I like it! They had no age limit and I would say the age range was from 15-25.
Well at first I though there would be trouble since I found the place where some Sosua whores go to with their Dominicano novios before heading to Sosua to scam tourists. I saw quite a few people I knew and had fucked but they were cool about it all. I kept saying “Tu no sabe mi!” and they got the idea since I was with a good girl.
We had a blast dancing and drinking. I had a funny moment there at the bar waiting for drinks I was approached by a guy who spoke perfect English. At first I tried to ignore him but he kept talking finally he pulls a girl over and say she is his sister and asks if I would like her for the night. I ask her if she is really his sister in Spanish and she got all pissed at him. Haha I was laughing so hard she was pissed at him big time. Of course you all know the drill they were a couple but he wanted to be a Chulo and sell her to me. Anyways I told him I had three novias already and didn’t need anymore. At first he didn’t believe but I pointed to my drinks, 1 Presidente and 3 MGDs and then to the three fine girls I was with that night.
Now this next part will make WSJ3 cry but I will share it anyways. Like most clubs in the DR they had floor shows. Well one of the floor shows involved 8 young chicas in American style Catholic School Girl uniforms (with shorter then normal skirts) dancing to music, actually it was the only American music played all night. You could see their panties when they moved and two of them weren’t even wearing any! Shame I didn’t bring a camera. I imagine Sammy would have wet the front of his pants had he been there.
Well Estephanie and her roommates had to get up early so I dropped them off and headed home. I wasn’t happy about it but it was early (1am). So I ring Ray and he is at Casa Blanca and will be out for a while so I hit the mountain road and drive to Santiago, yes I am a crazy fucker! I finally meet up with Ray and HartfordBlu. We party for a bit and finally I head to Pasions to get Angie but she isn’t working, so instead I get Camila (my 89 pound spinner)!!!
We head to Eclispe and get a room with a stripper pole. We had fun of course, sorry no need to detail everything.
Saturday, November 27th
I drop off Camila and pickup RD and his novia. We headed off to Jarabacoa to see the waterfall, we have a nice lunch and drive back. We then headed to Centre Leon to the museum. I bid RD & novia farewell and head back to LaUnion for Estephanie.
We went back to the same disco tipco and they had a Merengue Tipico band playing. This is time it was just me and Estephanie but we met up with another couple. This time there was one other gringo there but from what I have read he would be like ContinentalMike. The guy could dance his ass off. He wasn’t a newbie gringo!
Well we danced and drank until 3am and headed back to LaUnion. Estephanie gets all cold and says she just wants to go to bed. I tell her it’s a long drive back to Santiago and ask to stay the night. At first she doesn’t want me to but finally relents. She is even colder in the bedroom and puts on MORE clothes!!! She doesn’t even want to snuggle.
Sunday, November 28th
I bid farewell to Estephanie even though she offered me a shower err I mean a bucket of cold water but I declined and left telling her I would see her that night.
Of course I was a bit pissed and wanted an afternoon treat in Santiago but RD & his novia wanted to meet some her friends. Well it was a great time, the guy was an American who had been working in Santiago for four years so he had his finger on the pulse.
We finally left and we headed to Sosua. Right when we hit the street light near the Playero the car broke down so we limped to the Europa. I decided to give Estephanie an ultimatum (which backfired) so I ran up to Playero and asked told her about the car situation and that we were going to get a new car, and that I would call her in an hour. Of course since we were leaving the next morning we weren’t going to get a car. I called her in an hour and told her she needed to come to Sosua if she wanted to see me. She said she would meet me at 1am at D’Latinos! WTF 1am, note it was 10pm at the time.
RD & I head to El Botin where we had a wonderful dinner, thanks Jimmy for introducing us to that place. Of course no gringo tax.
RD & I stop by Dominos where I get bitched out by Daisy, major guilt trip. Oh well fuck it but I could have done without the guilt trip. It was funny I pissed her off when she told me “I fucked her back” and I corrected her on her English slang and told her calmly that we say in English “I fucked you over” not “I fucked her back”. She was pissed because I said it so calmly like I was correcting any old phrase.
We I met Estephanie at D’Latinos who was there with one of her roommates. I decided to have one beer and play tired and asked her to come back to my hotel. Of course she didn’t want to and then asked for money…I told he I only had 300 pesos on me and that the rest of my money was in my wallet back in the hotel room, she still didn’t bite. So she asked for 300 pesos for the salon. So I gave her 200 and told her I wanted a beer for the walk back alone.
On the way back I stopped by a local place and sat in there drinking beers and getting drunk. Finally I had a street rat agree to RD$500 for TLN, which was really only until 6am because we were leaving early. Well we head back to fuck and fall asleep. Well she left early and took the rest of my money with her! Yes I got robbed, but it was only for RD$1200 which was only 700 more then what I offered her. She didn’t find my wallet with my American money in it or anything else. She did make a big mistake and figured I was like most people and don’t remember shit when I am drunk but I do…
WARNING: The thief has a tattoo of her daughter’s and her name on her right shoulder. Yennifer & Maria! She said her name was Maria but who knows, anyways the tattoo was very distinctive. She has mid-length curly hair and was wearing a bandana. I will pay the PN to bust her up if I see her at Christmas time and I am trying to arrange it before hand.
Originally Posted by Don Tomas
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