1/2005 - Gdogg in Sosua New Year's Eve 2004

[gdogg]

Monday January 3rd:

Started at La Roca's for breakfast. Ok, I know you guys aren't buying that. At Rocky's...had the #44 (western omelette, thanks Apostropheman for the recommendation). Was with Jimmy, JJ, Apostropheman, Goby, and a couple of ex-pats. Wrote previous report.

After breakfast, Apos, Goby, and I head over to M&M's for a massage. I knew Kika was off that day, so I was going to try Charlene, who I saw the day before and thought was hot as hell. Charlene was good, hit all the spots and all, but something was missing. It seemed too sterile. Kika teased a little and was just superior overall. I didn't even excited at all during the massage, despite my attraction to Charlene. Apos and Goby both say that Cathy (their masseuse) was excellent. They both reported excitement and say she was great and spoke in very seductive English. She may be the least attractive masseuse there, but she's probably among the elite (I'll let the others tell you about her, since I'm going on what they said).

Left M&M and went by the restaurant where my not a puta works. She says she gets off at four, and that we'll hook up then. Went back to Rocky's where I find my homeboy BIGTRICK!!! Finally! I'd seen him the night before driving, but he was heading in the other direction with his buddy, my Yasmin and her sister. Yasmin's look was priceless when she saw me and how enthusiastically me and BigTrick greeted each other. I hope she wasn't too uncomfortable. Anyway, back to the story...talked to BigTrick in ROcky's about the days plans and other stuff for about a half hour and then head back to the Palace.

Get back to the Palace, and Oneida is all over me. I pretty much tell her that I won't be seeing her today. She's disappointed, but still leaves with that gleam in her eye. I guess I did rock her pretty good. Shoot the shit with JJ and Jimmy who are leaving in a couple of hours. I then go meet my date at her job at 3:45. We walk back to her place. It begins to pour while we're walking, so we take a while to get to her place. It's my first time in a local residence other than Jimmy's. It was sparse, to say the least. But it was well kept. Dominicans may be poor, but very proud and I was actually impressed by her place. I wait her balcony listening to Daddy Yankee and Frank Reyes while she showers and gets ready. Yeah Beas, I'm a Bachata fan now and will be downloading some Reyes when I get home!

She comes out and is looking FABULOUS! I thought it was me, but Fantasy, the Swede, Goby, BigTrick, Jimmy, and JJ were all impressed too. We go to the Palace and hang out. We then go to her place of employment for dinner. I'm sure she gets a bonus of some sort, cuz I'm wondering WHY she would want to go BACK to work. Food is great and we're getting along well. We go back to the room and spend the night there. It was cool. She's a really nice girl working legitimately, determined to make ends meet. As I've said before, clumsily trying to speak Spanish to chicas is the greatest way of flirting. We had great conversation and she couldn't keep her hands off of me.

[gdogg]

Update and correction:

The masseuse that I called Cathy is really named Linda. Just swam back to Rocky's from M&M after a massage from her. Those guys weren't lying. SHe was great! Tomorrow, I'll go back to Kika so I can determine the true champion.

It's great here even during a friggin monsoon!

[RearWindow]

Will probably update my avatar photo when I get back, as she is all hot and bothered to see me again. And you must have rocked that girls world, if she is all over you like that.Well Done :!:

[gdogg]

Will probably update my avatar photo when I get back, as she is all hot and bothered to see me again. And you must have rocked that girls world, if she is all over you like that.Well Done :!:

Thanks...and the amazing thing is that this was pre-Cialis. BTW, kiss my dear Avi for me!

[gdogg]

Tuesday January 4th:

After the great massage and swim back to Rocky's to type, I head to Mav's place to check on my phone. It didn't work (it's an ancient analog-only), so I'll have to wait another day for the fix. The only reason I wanted to bring it this time is so I can hook up with this Puerto Plata chica I've been chatting up on Amigos. Oh well, she really is not that important...trust me.

I run into BigTrick and his buddy D the lurker , and I hang out at there place at the Residencial. That place is nice. I may have to stay there in March. D has Natalie (Medle) in the room and we open the door to say hello, Natalie is in the middle of one of her legendary BJ's but stops to say "hola" (hilarious sight!). Rumor has it that this particular BJ may end up on a site in MPEG format suitable for viewing. You guys will love that!

After Natalie leaves, the three of us eat at the Dominican restaurant next to Mav's Carribean Connections. I don't know the name of the place, but it's easy to find. Pass Dominos, walk about ten yards and cross the street. The food is excellente'. More food than most can eat for about 100 pesos. I head back to the Palace and the chicas are there. I'm only interested in the ones I haven't seen before now and I spot Naomi. She is a breast man's dream. I'm not a breast man, but she comes with an amazing ass also. We talk and I tell her that I'll see her later.

By this time, we've hooked up with Goby and I inform him that Linda (from M&M's) was in love with him. SHe had spent part of my massage asking all about him, is he married, when he's coming back etc. He's amused, but the dude is already beating them off with sticks. What a maiden voyage this guy is having. I'm sure he'll post his adventures eventually. I've seen him typing a lot on his laptop, so we're all in for a treat.

Naomi returns in a timely manner. I plan to hit it in plenty of time to watch the National Championship game (shut up Beas!). We go up to the room at about 7:00, next thing you know it's after 9. We are destroying my bed! After Nuhomet and then me, Palace John may need to replace that bed. We finally stop, and then Naomi gives me a manicure. These chicas are beginning to truly spoil me. Each experience I've had has been a girlfriend experience. I, of course, fall asleep waking up periodically to catch glimpses of the game. We go at it again. Next thing I know, it's 6:00 in the morning. We talk, giggle, cuddle, and then take a shower. We then have yet another go in the sack. This girl is amazing! She leaves, and here I am.

I'm sure there is more that I missed, but I'll continue later. My food is here.


Oh, no monsoon today (at least not yet) so there should be more to report later!

[the_Jayman]

I just love these "Live-ON THE SCENE" Reports ! !

THANKS !

[Apos]

gdogg.. nice report! Oneida needed some waking up apparently

She's been grinning ever since...well at least until yesterday when she saw me walking my not a puta date home from work. She had been groping on me like we were a couple all day, but I told her I wouldn't be seeing her today but "manana possible". She was still smiling, but I saw that expression reverse drastically when she saw me and another chica. Oh well, it's been a day, so I hope she's over it. If not, I really couldn't care less. IT IS MY VACATION!! (all newbies and wussies take note of previous statement).

Your "notaputa" would be the girl we had coffee with and she was wearing green? Gotta admire your taste...and style!

[seedGarden]

trapped in the confines of my office in jersey its great to be able to get away to DR in these on the spots stories.....very nice.

I'll probably be in the palace in two weeks and I will have to do the same.

Thanks alot fellas

[JDR]

trapped in the confines of my office in jersey its great to be able to get away to DR in these on the spots stories.....very nice.

I'll probably be in the palace in two weeks and I will have to do the same.

Thanks alot fellas

Hey, I am trapped in my NY office as well, but have to wait 15 weeks.

[seedGarden]

BTW, does anyone know what the dollars is doing today? Is it over $30 pesos?

[JDR]

BTW, does anyone know what the dollars is doing today? Is it over $30 pesos?

Its about 29.50 to the dollar.

[BrooklynBeas]

G... i told you that you would fall in love with Bachata... Just have one hot girl sing a nice song to you and thats it!... What did Naomi charge you for the tln gfe..??? she fell in love with my friend... tell her Adam from NYC said hello... see if she even remembers him

[gdogg]

Your "notaputa" would be the girl we had coffee with and she was wearing green? Gotta admire your taste...and style!

Yep, that's her! A real sweetheart and a true find.
8)

[gdogg]

BTW, does anyone know what the dollars is doing today? Is it over $30 pesos?

Still at 30, though I've 29.80 and 29.90 while cruising today.

[gdogg]

G... i told you that you would fall in love with Bachata... Just have one hot girl sing a nice song to you and thats it!... What did Naomi charge you for the tln gfe..??? she fell in love with my friend... tell her Adam from NYC said hello... see if she even remembers him

She wanted 3,000, but I gave her 2,000.

[gdogg]

Wednesday January 5th:

After dining at the usual place, went to Mav's place (Carribean Connections...highly recommend) to pick up my phone. Headed to the beach and hung out with Goby and Lou. Strangeluck came by and told us about his adventures going to the doctor. He was bitten by a poisonous spider. Guys, if you get bitten and it doesn't heal soon...GET TO A DOCTOR! I won't go into the gross details, but the local home remedies don't work. Ask Strangeluck if you ever see him.

Anyway, I finally got to experience Lou's barbecue. I had the famous burger and a sweet sausage. Both were great. I then strolled up and down the beach. It was a sunny day (for a while), and there were some cuties on the beach. I passed the place where Apostropheman's chica works. She grilled me about his novia/esposa activity at home, and I assured her he was being honest. Cool girl. Coming back toward Lou's, I bought an arm bracelet with my spanish name on it. It's been coming in handy ever since. I just flash it when asked my name by the chicas.

I scoop up Goby and we go by the cigar shop. He picks up a bunch for souveniers and gifts (he's leaving the next day), and I buy a few. We make plans to hit the town hard since he's leaving. Right before we leave to leave our imprint on the city, BigTrick and his partner D the lurker drop by my place and decide to hang. We start off at this bar I'd never been to, but they frequent. It had some gems in there and I make a mental note to go back.

We then hit Flamingos. It was wild! I'm sure you'll be able to see footage from our evening on BigTrick's site. There are only three girls there, but it's a good time. Especially since my man Goby would eventually spend his last night with the star dancer...and I do mean STAR! This girl can work a pole. I'm sure Goby will tell us how she worked his in his reports. Afterwards, we drop into almost every place along the way including Saloon Girls and Cowgirls. Some are dead, and others have FINE chicas dragging us inside to dance. We are having a blast!

The party really started when we hit Sosua Life. The floor manager of that place needs to get a raise. He goes over and beyond to drum up business and to keep the customers happy. We sit at the bar and order drinks. He comes around to greet us and try to hook us up with chicas. Eventually, he grabs me and drags me behind the bar. He asks me to dance with the bartenders. Me, being mildly intelligent, decide that is a brilliant idea! I start shaking my ass with a couple of the chicas behind the bar. Then they all show up and we are boogying down. The manager then brings Goby, BigTrick, and D the lurker up and we are having the best party in Sosua behind the bar of Sosua Life. Goby, BigTrick and D took pics, so I'm sure you guys will get to see them somewhere. It was OFF DA HOOK!!

Eventually, the mafiosa security guard comes back and goes ballistic. He's screaming at me to get everyone from behind the bar. I point to the manager and tell security he needs to deal with him (the nerve of him trying to screw up my party!). We eventually move the mini party to the "official" dance floor and dance a while longer. We say our goodbyes, I get the phone number of a beautiful flacita who moved her little butt very well, and we head on down to Classico.

Classico is packed as usual, but the crowd is better this time. More single chicas. So we end up dancing some more. Me on the dance floor, the others up near the bar. I dance so hard and so long, my foot is aching when I leave. As I was leaving for some fresh air, this FINE chica who is coming in stops me and kisses me in the mouth and says "I love your dancing!" I'm in shock, but recover quickly enough to snap a pic of us through the mirror at the entrance. I hope it comes out. I spend the rest of the evening trying to catch up with her, but never do. I was distracted by a possible Claudia sighting, so I spent a while trying to find her. I guess it wasn't her.

I end up going back to the room with the chica I was with earlier in the week (the one that gave me the Kika-like massage). She won the nightly contest because, by that time, my foot was KILLING me. I broke it last year, and it still bothers me from time to time. And since she helped cause the pain (I danced with her earlier), I figured it was only fair that she come back to the room, spend the night, and give me some "therapy". It was a good romp, complete with massage until I passed out. In the morning, she only wants 300 pesos to get to Puerto Plata. I initially give her 200 but decided not to be an ass, and give her what she requested.

It's really going to be hard for me to top that one folks. But I'm sure gonna try. It's down to me, BigTrick, and D from the "Fearsome Foursome". And there are many, many chicas I haven't tapped yet. The chica from Sosua Life wants to hook up on her off day, and another fine chica from our club hopping wants to do the same. Luckily they aren't on the same day. I have official "dates" with not a putas/semi-pros four of the next five days, starting tomorrow. This should get really interesting.

Now...off to my beloved KIKA!!

[Don Tomas]

Strangeluck came by and told us about his adventures going to the doctor. He was bitten by a poisonous spider. Guys, if you get bitten and it doesn't heal soon...GET TO A DOCTOR! I won't go into the gross details, but the local home remedies don't work. Ask Strangeluck if you ever see him.

I hate to be Mr Peabody here again but I have it confirmed from several resources; DR travel sites, scientific sites, and spider specific sites... I have also had it confirmed from intelligent, educated people in Santiago.

There are no large wild animals, no poisonous snakes, spiders, insects whose bite or sting is life-threatening to humans.There are some spiders whose sting can be painful but these types of spiders are rare.

[gdogg]

I hate to be Mr Peabody here again but I have it confirmed from several resources; DR travel sites, scientific sites, and spider specific sites... I have also had it confirmed from intelligent, educated people in Santiago.

There are no large wild animals, no poisonous snakes, spiders, insects whose bite or sting is life-threatening to humans.There are some spiders whose sting can be painful but these types of spiders are rare.

He may not have died, but he was messed up. I saw him the day before at Rocky's, and I saw his arm. It was swollen, and the bite was puss-filled. He was feeling a tingling in his fingers. He later said that his hand eventually went totally numb. That's why he went to a doctor in Santiago. I say it was a wise decision.

[JDR]

Better safe than sorry.

[Don Tomas]

I hate to be Mr Peabody here again but I have it confirmed from several resources; DR travel sites, scientific sites, and spider specific sites... I have also had it confirmed from intelligent, educated people in Santiago.

There are no large wild animals, no poisonous snakes, spiders, insects whose bite or sting is life-threatening to humans.There are some spiders whose sting can be painful but these types of spiders are rare.

He may not have died, but he was messed up. I saw him the day before at Rocky's, and I saw his arm. It was swollen, and the bite was puss-filled. He was feeling a tingling in his fingers. He later said that his hand eventually went totally numb. That's why he went to a doctor in Santiago. I say it was a wise decision.

Any chance he got the name of the spider? Yes in those type of emergencies it is best to go to Santiago and not some general doctor in a tourist town who is use to lying for mongers or dealing with diarrhea.