12/2009 - Chica Friendly: Terra Linda Resort

[sporthobbyist]

Lets hear the story behind that one! 3 people for one chica? Must be a crazy story!

My hats off to Willy! He got me a room and the SAME room for the Feb trip.
NG could only move me around.

As far as the story?
Me and my wing, pick up one chica for a double team. we come back to his room
and we are about to double down, when there is a knock on the door. One of our buddies who was staying at the Rockies condos, is at the door with a little flaca cutie. He tells me this girl is great, sucks a mean cock and she will stay for hours for 1k. Who am I to argue. I take her. Tell my wing and the other puta that they are doing a one on one and I am doing the flaca. My buddy said cool. So we start going at it and this girl is swallowing and throat fucking herself. My wing is all pissed off, since the original puta was not that good. He kept asking me to swap. We end up going at it for awhile and finally I blew a load. It was towards the end of that trip and loads were getting harder and harder to come by. So we are sitting there about to shower for another round. and there is a knock on the door. It was my buddy from across the street. he comes in and says that bitch stole his camera, cellphone and money!!!!
I tell him her stuff is right there and he takes it all back. Including the 1k he paid her. He said that is for being a mafiosa! then he tells me to NOT pay her and for her to fuck off. this puta goes apeshit! She was about 90lbs, but when money was at stake, she was willing to fight anyone. She was screaming at the top of her lungs. My buddy was trying to get her out of our room. But he could not move her. it was nuts. 90lbs and she was ready to fight to the death because of her money. She could careless that she just tried to steal all that stuff. she just wanted her money back. she was swinging and kicking and going nuts. Needless to say, the other girl was all wrapped up in a towel now and my buddy was just sitting there. she was yelling and screaming so loud, the calvery showed up. My buddy told them what happened and they told her to get out. I felt bad since she was a great fuck, so I just gave her 1k. Otherwise she would NOT move!!! My buddy(across the street) took back his camera, cell, stolen money and his 1k. It took security and the manager to carry this little flaca out. the whole time yelling death threats and cursing and screaming. Not a good look for TL. I saw that puta on the playa a day or two later and she was totally cool. I thought she was going to stab me with a bottle, but she was all calmed down by then.
Only is Sosua-gangster bitches!

[SeaWeed]

so it sounds like if a couple guys wanted to have a bunch of Chicas over for some drinks at TL........
they would totally be screwed......whether if be at the bar or by the pool or by the rooms
nah........doesn't sound like mi kind of place

[Chief Papi Lindo]

On every trip while staying at TL. i noticed families.
I mean mother, father and kids!!!!
I am sure they found a cheap ticket and decided to come here instaed of of Punta cana and I am sure they will never come back.
It is like one time in San Jose. Me and my wing were outside the Del Ray. We see two american men with their wives or girlfriends walking into the Del ray.
We waited about 2 minutes and they came right back out. The guy was saying " I think those were all hookers!!!??"

I do not mind families at the TL. They do not bother anyone. I keep it quiet and discreet when I bring girls back. But I have brought more then one. I always brings girls in the day and night. The guard actually brought back my cap from a bottle of colonge that some chicas swiped. I would have never noticed. But the guard saw her with it and grabbed it. came back to my room with it!!! we even had a few chica drama problems there. One time the manager, guard and pool boy all came to my room for this crazy bitch. But they still allow me to come back. So i would not worry about them and putas. they know it happens daily but try not to cater to it. i am OK with that.

Now if they would just have a dammed room!!!!!

i am not arguing Johns (owner) business model...that is his business, but he has to understand that 90% of the tourist are men with hard dicks looking for pussy. The families that may trickle in here and there, will not be there a 2 or 3rd time, but guess who will? US! but it is all good...thats his establishment, so that his business...good luck!

[el toro]

My hats off to Willy! He got me a room and the SAME room for the Feb trip.
NG could only move me around.

As far as the story?
Me and my wing, pick up one chica for a double team. we come back to his room
and we are about to double down, when there is a knock on the door. One of our buddies who was staying at the Rockies condos, is at the door with a little flaca cutie. He tells me this girl is great, sucks a mean cock and she will stay for hours for 1k. Who am I to argue. I take her. Tell my wing and the other puta that they are doing a one on one and I am doing the flaca. My buddy said cool. So we start going at it and this girl is swallowing and throat fucking herself. My wing is all pissed off, since the original puta was not that good. He kept asking me to swap. We end up going at it for awhile and finally I blew a load. It was towards the end of that trip and loads were getting harder and harder to come by. So we are sitting there about to shower for another round. and there is a knock on the door. It was my buddy from across the street. he comes in and says that bitch stole his camera, cellphone and money!!!!
I tell him her stuff is right there and he takes it all back. Including the 1k he paid her. He said that is for being a mafiosa! then he tells me to NOT pay her and for her to fuck off. this puta goes apeshit! She was about 90lbs, but when money was at stake, she was willing to fight anyone. She was screaming at the top of her lungs. My buddy was trying to get her out of our room. But he could not move her. it was nuts. 90lbs and she was ready to fight to the death because of her money. She could careless that she just tried to steal all that stuff. she just wanted her money back. she was swinging and kicking and going nuts. Needless to say, the other girl was all wrapped up in a towel now and my buddy was just sitting there. she was yelling and screaming so loud, the calvery showed up. My buddy told them what happened and they told her to get out. I felt bad since she was a great fuck, so I just gave her 1k. Otherwise she would NOT move!!! My buddy(across the street) took back his camera, cell, stolen money and his 1k. It took security and the manager to carry this little flaca out. the whole time yelling death threats and cursing and screaming. Not a good look for TL. I saw that puta on the playa a day or two later and she was totally cool. I thought she was going to stab me with a bottle, but she was all calmed down by then.
Only is Sosua-gangster bitches!

Great story.

[No Worries]

It took security and the manager to carry this little flaca out. the whole time yelling death threats and cursing and screaming. Not a good look for TL. I saw that puta on the playa a day or two later and she was totally cool. I thought she was going to stab me with a bottle, but she was all calmed down by then.
Only is Sosua-gangster bitches!

WOW!! One of the best stories I have ever heard!! What was she doing while your buddy from Rockies was going thru her stuff? Just sitting there watching him or was she was trying to snatch her bag back?

[BrooklynBeas]

That's crazy... I can't believe she stuck around after she stole that shit... Surprised she didn't fake a sickness or death in the family just to get away with your boys shit... Guess she thought she could get you off before your friend realized his shit was gone... Takes some real big balls! Wow!

[JD426]

TL is fucked up because the are trying to NOT be a monger hotel. They WANT to cater torwards families and couples. But that is not 90% of the tourists in sosua
Hiring Wilfred would have made them a ton of money. But once again, the owners daughter does not want that type of hotel. The obviously have enough money to not care about low vacancy. The part I hate is the floating rate. Tripadvisor shows a 90+ price!!!! if willy can get me in, and charge me under 70, I am still staying there. Nice hotel, nice pool area. good eats. and quiet.

There is 99% of the problem right there, the owners daughter does not have a Clue, and she may "tolerate" mongers but she does NOT care for the us mongers one bit.

[panicmechanic]

Is this the hotel that someone else (I believe O.M.), said in another thread will be serious competition for the New Garden, or is this another one??

I like the Gershwin quote!

[deezl]

There is 99% of the problem right there, the owners daughter does not have a Clue, and she may "tolerate" mongers but she does NOT care for the us mongers one bit.

That shouldn't be an issue, Jennifer went back to the States quite a while ago.

[No Worries]

That shouldn't be an issue, Jennifer went back to the States quite a while ago.

Is Jennifer the young attractive white girl with long hair, very nice body?

[sporthobbyist]

WOW!! One of the best stories I have ever heard!! What was she doing while your buddy from Rockies was going thru her stuff? Just sitting there watching him or was she was trying to snatch her bag back?

Keep in mind she came over in a tiny top and daisy dukes. But she had a tshirt in her hand. the cell and camera were wrapped up in it. This puta was ballsy. She walked across the street to the TL with my buddy and had all his shit in her hand!!!!

[sporthobbyist]

so it sounds like if a couple guys wanted to have a bunch of Chicas over for some drinks at TL........
they would totally be screwed......whether if be at the bar or by the pool or by the rooms
nah........doesn't sound like mi kind of place

Why would that be a problem??? You are spending money at the bar, no one will have an issue.

the only problem would be if you had crazy putas running around naked and making a ton of noise. You can bring putas in with no issue. It is just not like NG with putas hanging around unescorted. that is not allowed

[sporthobbyist]

WOW!! One of the best stories I have ever heard!! What was she doing while your buddy from Rockies was going thru her stuff? Just sitting there watching him or was she was trying to snatch her bag back?

I have another TL gangster bitch story. But I am lazy to type right now.
That is why I am saying while they may not like mongers, they tolerate them and never kicked us out or gave us any warning of any kind. they just dealt with the drama

[deezl]

Is Jennifer the young attractive white girl with long hair, very nice body?

that's the one

[JD426]

I have another TL gangster bitch story. But I am lazy to type right now.
That is why I am saying while they may not like mongers, they tolerate them and never kicked us out or gave us any warning of any kind. they just dealt with the drama

In the DR especially sosua obviously, it is very Normal to have Drama with a chica in a Hotel and even in CODO complexes. It is also quite "Normal" for Couples, wether husband and wife, or Novio and Novia, I have even seen neighbors, argue quite loudly about some shit, so it is very doubtful you would ever receive any kind "warning" if you and a female have a very public disagreement or argument...
This is what some of these Mafioso chicas count on with Newbies, they have learned that in our American culture its not cool to do that in public, and that we will usually restrain ourselves so they try to play on that.. Its a huge cultural difference.
Like This chica who even boldly tried to steal your friends stuff, and she has the audacity to start the scene, you would think she would try to slink out quietly.. .nope
. & Next time you saw her on the beach she was cool as a cucumber.. Thats just how they roll, wether putas or regular gils. American Reality show drama queens aint got nothing on these chicas.

[JuanElGriego]

In the DR especially sosua obviously, it is very Normal to have Drama with a chica in a Hotel and even in CODO complexes. It is also quite "Normal" for Couples, wether husband and wife, or Novio and Novia, I have even seen neighbors, argue quite loudly about some shit, so it is very doubtful you would ever receive any kind "warning" if you and a female have a very public disagreement or argument...
This is what some of these Mafioso chicas count on with Newbies, they have learned that in our American culture its not cool to do that in public, and that we will usually restrain ourselves so they try to play on that.. Its a huge cultural difference.
Like This chica who even boldly tried to steal your friends stuff, and she has the audacity to start the scene, you would think she would try to slink out quietly.. .nope
. & Next time you saw her on the beach she was cool as a cucumber.. Thats just how they roll, wether putas or regular gils. American Reality show drama queens aint got nothing on these chicas.

Its not just a cultural difference, it's also that very often the guys experiencing this are dealing with girls living day-to-day with absolutely nothing to lose so the opportunity to "get some" far outweighs any emotions such as fear or shame or embarrassment that someone else might feel which would prevent them from doing some of these things they do.

[el toro]

Its not just a cultural difference, it's also that very often the guys experiencing this are dealing with girls living day-to-day with absolutely nothing to lose so the opportunity to "get some" far outweighs any emotions such as fear or shame or embarrassment that someone else might feel which would prevent them from doing some of these things they do.

I agree. I've met some hoodrat ass non-pro chics here in the states that you don't want to turn your back on and they have NOOOOOO shame, but a lotta game. It can happen anywhere.

[sporthobbyist]

I have said it a millions times
Putas in Sosua are gangster bitches!

But as long as you know that, you are fine.

last trip some gangster bitchs takes off her panties and she has a knife tucked in her waist!!!!
Drunk as hell and she start swinging and waving it at me!!!
telling me that when a man treats her bad, she treats them bad and shit like that.
But the whole time swinging this blade. I was thinking this drunk ho is going to cut me by accident.
So i grabbed her wrists and told her that if a puta treats me bad, i treat them bad!!!
this calmed her down and we actually had a decent session.
But prior to leaving, she tried to steal anything she could.
My room is always chicas proofed in sosua.
But she stole a tube of chapstick and three Tums!!!!

GANGSTER BITCHES!!!!

[hugrad95a]

Some of yall Mofo's attract the Drama...lol

[hugrad95a]

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Terra Linda Resort



Calle Dr. Rosen, 26 Sosua, Dominican Republic
1-866-599-6674

Art Deco resort in Sosua with a full-service spa


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In addition to a full-service spa, Terra Linda Resort features an outdoor pool, a sauna, and a steam room. The resort offers a coffee shop/café. Guests can unwind with a drink at one of the resort's bars, which include a poolside bar and a bar/lounge. Guests can enjoy a complimentary breakfast. Public areas are equipped with complimentary high-speed wireless Internet access.
This Art Deco resort also offers spa services, tour/ticket assistance, and multilingual staff. For a surcharge, the property provides an area shuttle within 5 mi, a roundtrip airport shuttle (available on request), and a casino shuttle. Limited complimentary onsite parking is available on a first-come, first-served basis. Parking is also available nearby. The property may provide extended parking privileges to guests after check-out (surcharge). A total renovation of this property was completed in December 2009.

Terra Linda Resort is a smoke-free property.

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• Total number of rooms - 55
• Number of floors - 3
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• Complimentary breakfast
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• Currency exchange
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• Full-service health spa
• Casino shuttle (surcharge)
• Hair salon
• Front desk hours
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• Wireless (high-speed) Internet access - complimentary
• Designated smoking areas
• Laundry facilities
• Massage - spa treatment room(s)
• Multilingual staff

• Secure parking
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• Self parking
• Parking limited (free)
• Parking nearby
• Garden
• Patio
• Poolside bar
• Porter/bellhop
• Room service
• Safe-deposit box at front desk
• Free guest parking only during stay
• Year Built - 1987
• Area shuttle (surcharge)
• Sauna
• Smoke-free property
• Number of buildings/towers - 2
• Spa services on site
• Steam room
• Swimming pool - outdoor
• Television in lobby
• Translation services
• Wedding services

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Terra Linda Resort offers 55 air-conditioned accommodations with welcome amenities and safes. Balconies open to courtyard, garden, or pool views. 22-inch flat-panel televisions come with premium cable channels and free movie channels. Bathrooms include showers with handheld showerheads, makeup/shaving mirrors, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers.
This Sosua resort provides complimentary wireless high-speed Internet access. Business-friendly amenities include desks and phones; free local calls are provided (restrictions may apply). Additionally, rooms include irons/ironing boards and ceiling fans. A nightly turndown service is provided and housekeeping is offered daily. Amenities available on request include in-room massages. Housekeeping is provided weekly.
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• Free local calls
• Daily housekeeping
• Weekly housekeeping provided
• Turndown service
• Private bathroom
• Complimentary toiletries
• Hair dryer
• Handheld showerhead
• Makeup/shaving mirror
• In-room massage available
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• Window opens
• Welcome amenities
• Iron/ironing board
• In-room safe
• Clock radio
• Desk
• Blackout drapes/curtains
• Cable television service
• Flat-panel television
• Wireless high-speed Internet access (complimentary)
• ESPN
• Free movie channels
• HBO
• Courtyard view
• Garden view
• Pool view

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Guests are offered a complimentary continental breakfast.
Scotch N Sirloin - This restaurant serves breakfast, lunch, dinner and brunch, and has a bar.

Room service is available.
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Recreational amenities at the resort include an outdoor pool, a sauna, and a steam room.
Children under 12 years old are not allowed in the swimming pool without adult supervision. Guests under 12 years old are not allowed in the swimming pool.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

• Golf - driving range nearby
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• Dock nearby
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• Personal watercraft
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Spa
Laguna has 2 treatment rooms including rooms for couples and outdoor treatment areas. Services include massages, facials, body wraps, and body scrubs. This garden view spa is equipped with a sauna.
Children under 12 years old are not allowed in the spa without adult supervision. Guests under 7 years old are not allowed in the spa.

• Body scrubs
• Body treatments
• Body wraps
• Couples treatment rooms
• Courtyard view from spa
• Facial treatments
• Garden view from spa

• Manicures and pedicures
• Massages
• Minimum age to access spa is 7
• Number of treatment rooms - 2
• Outdoor treatment areas
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